Over at The Beat³ : WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN’ GOIN’ ON (1957)

³~. …  [B]ut that’s only because Katie Phang is at The Piano.

Open up, a-honey, it’s your lover boy me that’s a-knockin’ 🎶


First, let U.S. check[o] them Poles… and confirm what the Director of The Lincoln Jazz Festival Comparsa predicated at the Albóndiga de Granaditas, and which is that, “El jazz es una música de comunicación“, dice Wynton Marsalis » :

Just add ketch-up.


As predicted by the Italian Unicorn outside of Le Cluny yesterday morning, Sergio Pérez positioned THIRD after the Ferraris of CARLOS ROMERO DESCHAMPS.

And in SONORA, the Mexican president spread KETCHUP on his carne seca. Meanwhile in Francia, Berlin and Paris told Joe Biden to go fuck himself.

https ://www .politico .eu /article /france-and-germany-find-ground-on-a-common-concern-u-s-protectionism/

“… por las trompas de Eustaquio » — Tiempo de Híbridos

The End of Été:

Dead Head Sticker on Republican Teens…

A little voice inside my head said, « don’t look back  you can never look back » .


Sweet Dreams Are Made of This – Douce Réverie… Cousin Joe caught the COVID at a LONDON PUB… “Oh, The Humanity!

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and Denisa Kerschova just kissed all the gosses goodnight; it’s 11 am in CET, and The GO’ill de Niza is trying to cover the steps of Amnesty International and a certain Monk in France.

In this Nightmare, Alice Cooper, commissions Denisa Kerschova to play the role of  Major T. J. “KingKong and Lisa Ekdhal sips two barrels of simmered PINTO BEANS juice and develops the VOICE of General George C. Scott and stars as General Buck Turgidson, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination.

Lo que ví

2001 — the opening scene.

Entonces ¿en qué estaba?

¡Ah, ya se! La foto del 2001 es de una odisea espacial. Hace algunos días con el motivo del regreso a los changarros de Francia, el conjunto de cumbias de Radio France Musique que sigue después de la hora de (Natty Le Pio) se aventó un cover de la rola de la BO (Bande Originale) de esa cinta³ de Kubrick en France.

³~.Sequel: 2010: The Year We Make Contact

Öüï INTERRUPTS Denisa Kerschova’s night-time-sleeping session for kids to BRANCH once again to our REGULAR transmission following the Queen’s passing… Elizabeth had way to many Pinto Ponies, I mean pinto beans before she laid to sleep… Major T. J. “King” Kong, the B-52 bomber’s commander and pilot in Strangelove’s War welcomes Regina into the next stage in Evolution.

PREVIOUSLY on, “Right Now, the most important thing happening in Santiago de Chile 🇨🇱 is The Queen’s Speech on Truss, »

https ://asegovia3 .com /2022/09/06/y-para-muestra-un-patron/

Hoy, precisamente Gemini ♊ had an “outdoor” viewing event of the opening scene “The dawn of man” the next stage in evolution which, as viewed from this angle, isautomatic for the apes“.


Automatic for the apes. Un film del pariente de un compadre del sobrino del amigo del pueblo bueno, un chango que se llama Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

P.S. I Love You, but Seriously, Eye is SIRIUS, and DIANA, i have your fucking arrow 💘 … « La délicate Lisa Ekdhal revisite les tubes de la pop » (radiofrance . fr)

Nada que ver con Nice and the Cloakroom with James, Mister Taylor.

La délicate Lisa Ekdhal revisite les tubes de la pop (radiofrance.fr)

Entonces, Natty Le Pio, ¿en qué nave andaba? I now that it was a SPECIAL California Edition, Meanstreak… the French turned it into a Marauder. Ask, Princesse Tam Tam, she learned all the Chords; wake her ass up if you have to.

Objective “Donjon” – George V got evicted on Line 1

If you are born on April the 20th of any day in the Gregorian Book of THEY’S, then Today is your Saint-Estuche ceremony.

Previously on the 100-Jeer Gwar, a 30–Cheer Conflict would develop.

Page One, Mysterious portal opens up at Metro Line 1 in Paris, Pata de Perro Scout Δ 🖤 told y’all about it Yesterday at Charles V Donjon.

Forward, March:

Pause, pg. 13; n⁰ 3763… Cerf-panthère could care less about Camden… New Jersey.


Hablar bien d’otras personas
No cuesta nada…
(Excepto por unas cuantas mentiras)


« Sixième Science »

Previously on Frida’s Tamtam Tangas

Frida Kahlo productions présents it’s its new Edible tangas… it’s Patrimony They in Paris, France, and just like the good General who introduced the Máquina 🚂 501 a el consulado mexicano de la rue de Notre Dame de Victoires 75002… and the Marquis de Sade, it’s FRIDA’S DONG.

But FO’ist!

It’s Mercury’s Blues




Objective “Donjon”… it’s like Club Med for jailbirds in The Old Regime.

Except for one. Évry other cock sucker, including the fellows from La Commune (1871) and this guy by the name of Armand B., of the Spanish Caravan del Rey Fernando 🇪🇦… they all had the time of their life. And then The Bastille was commissioned by to act as a the Free Masons of la rue Cadet in 2017.

But, Öüï, fuck Gérard Depardieu.

and Eye quotes: de América— Yo Soy

Fundación Televisa presenta:

https ://www .paredro .com /8-obras-magistrales-de –pedro-ramirez– vazquez- arquitecto-y-disenador-grafico/

The Televisa logo, which identified the company from 1973 to December 2000, was designed by the architect Pedro Ramírez Vázquez in 1972, since then the corporate colors have been yellow and orange. As an anecdote, many call the logo the Sun of Ibero-America, when in fact the author explained that it was an eye that saw the world through the television blind.

Pedro Ramírez shot the Sheriff and then he robbed El Museo de Antropología e Historia, a Risk Assessment officer for Seguros América, en Francia (sucursal Fr. Guyana) reported that the bandido, “an architect previous to his career as a foragido”, never turned in the blueprints to the museum which he designed. The officer however, did not see that as a red flag, but rather noted the historicity of Pedro Ramírez’ job history as a coincidence.

Previously on, “Sonora” deja ya joder con esos TACOS, porque si son de harina le pertenecen a GRENOBLE (French 🌯 TACOS) y si la tortilla es de maíz then they have been “Gastrofied™©®” by the “lazy, opportunist, tea-sipping, gentryfing Rosbifs at Top Gear³ what’s next, is your royal highness going to ‘coin’ the word « bacanora » for your Pubs?

Attention Camp  of the Canton de La Gendarmerie en la calle del Banco de Francia… the following is a decree issued by The Mexican Consulate at the 2nd Barrio del Centro de Ntra. ’Ñora de Las Víctorias:

https ://www .calendarr .com /mexico /personajes-de-la-independencia /amp/

In Paris, France, the Mexican Embassy ordered the Consular Section of that franchise (they are beginning to look like fascists) to hang the heads of the Conspirators of The State of Querétaro (named after Morelos, who did not make the Album cover of Let It Be a single swift coup) in the place of Lennon, le petit père Hidalgo y Costilla, to the left of Hidalgo is José Miguel Ramón Adaucto Fernández y Félix, más conocido como Paul McCartney but Évrybody knew him as Lupe Victoria, below the main conspirator, is Enarnación Ortiz, also known as “El Pachón”, or Mr. Starr 🤩, his valor and avocados the size of papayas kept the pelotón in step, and then there is the Dark Horse; Mariano Matamoros… Yoko Ono makes a cameo as La Virgen del 23 de agosto al 22 de septiembre.


De arranque, a classic ride, Ewe don’t need no Ticket, “Because cars reflect national characteristics don’t they?³”.

³~. https ://www .theguardian .com /media /2011 /feb/01 /top-gear-mexican-ambassador

Breaking Bat y Can : patrimonio de Caborca, ¡cabrones!

Sponsored by Fish Tacos y Rocky Point peñascos Risk Management y asociados.

Gastrofication™©®… noun:

https ://www .telemundo .com /noticias /noticias-telemundo /curiosidades /uso-de-la-palabra-taqueria– rcna47990

The process whereby the character of an ethnic food is changed by wealthier unimaginative people who open food joints  in former colonial powers such as England or, if you’d like, their soon-to-be-split little island, the U.K., period!

🎶 Yum yum bumble bee bumble bee tuna, i want bumble bee bumble bee tuna.

Over at RFPP, Celia Cruz is covering “Tu Vox”, and Eye quotes, “cristalina corriente cual una cascada”… Roco y La Sonora Santanera andan con “PanChiTo” bailando Cha-Cha CHA, y según Osler Amaro, rfpp está defendiendo las fosas de torturados en Las “tierra de Putin” según, Freddy Rojas.  Again, La Emisión Américas 106.3 fm no ofrece reproducciones de sus misas, por lo que van a tener que sintonizar ahorita mismo que la musiquita de circo acaba de tumbar la llamada a la defensa de Vladimir Putin.

En fin, “technical gremlins” en La Emisión Americas are having difficulties with the VoIP-Skype connection to Leviathan.

Sonora via The UK Subs

SONORA has undergone gastrofication”. I bet you fucking rosbifs would not dare register trademark the word ‘boulangerie’ as a Brit copyright without starting another 100-year war with the Frogs.

If you are live, you Ruhle! Bitch!

La Radio del Pueblo. “€ntre comillas”

La Muralla que divide todo lo que fue de lo que será…


… ✅ Thriller for ados. Funk FO’ la rentrée, Music For The Masses. Dépêché Töï!!!

Stay tuned for “a belly-belly full of WINE”.

🎼 Vagando por las calles

🪗 Vagando por las calles!

… y HERMOSILLO, SONORA, México, también.

The Queen is Dead. Long Live El Enano Verde.


Y para muestra, —un patrón… and if you wait, there’s camel toe at The End 🏎️

Right Now, the most important thing happening in Santiago de Chile 🇨🇱 is the Queen’s Speech on Truss.

It’s a Hybrid ®️™️, in Mexico, that model is called “The Mapache”.

WE INTERRUPT this transition on accont of the Queen’s death after Lizz Truss shook hands with a frailed Elizabeth; TIMEDELAYED EARTHQUAKE follows, jump to 21/09/2022 to branch onto the next step in EVOLUTION: The Dawn of Apes.

Executive privilege … How does it feel, September Eleven 2001, sin celery, El once de septiembre 1973.

Of course, one must be French to make papas fritas en La SorbonneAves de Paso en el Instituto De Estudios Superiores de Alain Rouquie en América la–tina, follows.

Say It Ain’t So, “machete amellado”, say it ain’t so. Pujitos PÚCHEROS Luna is laughing his ass all the Way to NARCOS on Netflix. Courtesy of La Mano de Bernardo Gómez en Cinéma Les Deux Amigos en Saint Germain-des–Prés.


And GÖ’ill deNiza… EWE ain’t seen nothing, JET!

Vivos los queremos porque muerto, lo levantaron.

With musical guest, Víctor Jara… las jaras en lotería son FLECHAS. Ask FREDDY CATS in Montreuil-sous-Bois, he is the Authority of what passes for Mexican in October.

With musical guest, don ClariNetas Soprano.

Los Mustangs sin Gas…
Yup! That’s Jean-Luc at the wheel… it’s all about the Aluminum!

Submitted for your approval, Denisa Kerschova puts on the turban d’fakir and she proceeds to charm a Cobra… driving enthusiast listening to the Whitesnake cover of Golden Ratio’s, Earring, “Radar Love », can’t resist but to step on the gas ⛽

So, a revolution, eh?
Would you like that in 33 1/3, 45, or old-fashion 78 rpm’s? Magnetic 📼 Memorex ®️ is knot an option.

Emisiôn Américas en repetición – Desde Paris para Raymundo

Répétition in advance ( in Spanish for the faggety French)

Well… I’ve never been to Spain.

3 semanas la misma programación… Si No

Pueden, a chingar a su madre, Osler.

Desde la Ciudad Imperial de Jean-Luc Mélenchon.

money for nothing with The IZQierda. What??? Pinches cholos! de Qué sirve tu política cultural—no hay Derecho con tus putas repeticiones.

— la cultura mata la identidad ( en Paris Siglo XXI) y los peruanos 🇵🇪 son su puta NaVe.

Ladies in Gemini, Sugar Ray is at Ringside

FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR. KITE… You’ll be brain dead, too.

Gutfeld got ran over by a reindeer.

Laura Ingraham is in The Belly of The Breast Beast Mattress SALE Event concession stand; D.A.R.E., you May Find the Best SHEETS.

Sheets only available in White.

Sugar Ray Leonard and Evander Holyfield star as “The Colored Girls”, Tú Tu Du —DO.

La Banda de Los Zodiaco will begin at { Ten to Six } read the NATIONAL Prayer: Santa Cassez.


Sheets only available in White… Louisiana Zydeco.


Take a walk on the Wild Side 🏌🏾