Tag Archives: Cheech Marin — Rudy and The New Huevos Rancheros

FUNDACIÓN TELEVISA y 217 MAL en PSG-des-Pres presenta

La Bolsa 👜 de Guadalupe, starring Kristi Noem and Apolline por la mañana.

Musical guest: Carlos Santana in his best hydration THEYS could not dish out a pair of BENEDICTS like Rudy can.

Club América.

Bitch Lost Her Brand New Bag

Synopsis:

The Show must go on 📢

Just Add Spice, Martha.

Do you really want Mí, Mika Brzezinski, to paint  you like one of DiCaprio’s French Whores?

You know that Ewe, make a full-grown Lola blush, and you know that Lolita went through things that should not be, but a bullhorn!!! Youse one kinky motherfucker, Ms. Brzezinski, but Eye will oblige and Öüï will even put a diacritical on top of that last letter ‘e‘.

Cracked huevos

On the menu: Huevos con Acento de Stewart. Got huevos, Mika? Eye is urgently needing some Chicken Yema… got orÉgano? C’mon Mika!!! You have to feed those kids. Jésus Christ, Mika, what are you? The most popular hen in the coop? That’s a lot of developed embryos for one chickn‘.

Room for other people — The They’b Afta

Anora No, an hora es hora de la novela rusa de Pretty Woman 👠 on the tubes. Anora No, is rated PG~13. No one under 12 will be admitted without a step-sibiling 🛋️.

Traveling at the speed of sound… Alias has to be mindful of the vibrations, one wrong shuffle or heavy foot drop and Timmy would go the way of a Chilean kayaking fool auditioning for the role of Jonah in the Old Jesus version of a bible, which is why “A Complete Unknown” is but a barely perceptible Sound in the Tracks. Wait for the sign Al, wait for it, wait 🌐…

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It’s A Cyclops World 

The They’b Afta.

In the mean while, Ewe don’t have to watch Dynasty if y’all seen “As The World Turns” to know that le meilleur film non-anglophone is also not in Espagnol, and [that] Wild Robots don’t mix with Norbot’s fowl.

Breaking in Paris:
SHAKIRA
Sources close to CNewS relay that Shakira quit The OPUS DEI and Pascal Praud had a little fucking garden gnome visit the Colombian entertainer before a show.

Boy… you’ll be a man soon, but first you must go and take some Spanish courses at your Community College and get a “B”.

 

Soundtrack Synopsis Son by:
Rudy And The New Huevos Rancheros.

Mexican-Americans… 🎶 hang around with Dominicans and form a cartel in San Pedro Macori and groom baseball players for the Los Angeles Dodgers [short-stop roster] in Chávez Ravine.

Jump from, “¡A Poco Si! — La Opinión de Fenster (copy editor)

Ladies in Gemini, Denisa’s second They in the rank–files of the recently rejected happy people without a roof, finds her at the little Arch de don’Apo.

The day found Denisa en su mero mole, strollin’ the FO’ist 100 meters between El Caballito de Le Roi Louie Xiv and the Cour Napoléon Número Uno with a little charriot de Courses and an ensamble of Tati™ shopping bags and all the street command of the staunchest clochard de Fuentes†.

†~. Vilma Fuentes y sus clochardos de La Maub.

{and} Kerschovas… can Eye have that Big David Bowie 🐘 over Dere?

 

Please stand–by for coverage. Technical gremlins are usually the problem to confront, but today’s feature of A They In The Life is clear-cut organized grab-ass, a complete soup fucking sandwich. More on that after la hora de’Lonche en La Maison de las Olimpiadas.

Now Öüï Knows How Many Holes It Takes to fill a Circus tenth 🎪 .

 

With that wrench in the piano 🎹, “Let’s hear it for Denisa O‘Bell!! 🥸  … 🌬️ Ewe know my’name-Ewe now my’name 🎶 EWE kNOW my’name.

Denisa O’Bell joins Hilary’s former go-get the Colombian Chippendales on the Doctor Strange’s release of 2016, any hoot, Jennifer Palmieri’s production involves a little Mini™ Rosbif 🇬🇧 Ride, and the entire Republican 🐘 Party in the US.

The first to exit the clown ride is Georgia’s 14th District Republican representative, MarjoRam Taylor Green and, her entire entourage on the Perpetual Candle of the Third Reich trip.

At the Moo-vies, next to Brody, anything with Norton deserves a second serving 🇦🇷 and an original Gato Bola d’Or award and, an iPad™ 🇭🇷 of course.

Fly, pelican. Fly!

—Manny, look at the pelican fly. Come on, pelican!

Jump to ¿A Poco Si? … A Who-Done It, foretold.

El Cluny en los huevos rancheros de EAST L.A.

What’s good for FOX is good for Arkansas

Well since my baby left Mí—

La Cía de Jesús
meets
M&M Enterprises

But FO’ist! It’s another Public Service Announcement, dedicated to SFR at Le Jardin De Anne, Franck!

SFR might be hep at la rue Jean Lantier, but their G5’s don’t FLY OVER THIS GARDEN:

Signal problems?
You need to learn Ebonics and throw a little Caló in that guacamole mix.

It’s Age Appropriate

³~. https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Rue_Jean-Lantier

²~.

It’s ah Hell~Leer, Leer está historia
In the voice of José Díaz-BalArt.

..

 

Évry body at the OCDE (México) à Paris knows that it was Milo‘s idea, it went a little something like this:

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A secret that nail salons don’t want you to learn. Mis aguacates are integral part for your Huevos Rancheros. Ask Vilma Fuentes, she knows the ‘good’ people at the Anahuacalli en La Maub and at the place where La Mairie de Paris buried The RBG… rue de Cinéma y rue du Jour à Les Halles de heller.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Milo_Minderbinder

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Merry Melodies from Mí to Ewe.

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It’s his job… [👌]ROM Dusk To Dawn.

And justice For WASP

https ://www .radiofrance .fr. /francemusique /podcasts/etonnez-moi-benoit /etonnez-moi-benoit-du-samedi-25-juin -5321697

And starring as Kahn… Ricardo Montalbán… The Plane! the plane… It’s Fantasy Island at la rue Verneuil… O algo así.

Deer, Jean-François Kahn… Don Leoncio Orellana³ at LA MAL217² S-G-P¹ won’t let me lie: You Must be French to start a magazine in France. Ask Phat Bastard, guy tryies to play some Jazz on the Vonnegut freq’s and THEY switch it over to “Elevator music” on France Music with a funny hat.

³~. Orden de La Legión de onorH ‍ ‍∴  arquitecto encargado.

²~. Maison de l’Amérique latine, 217, BD SAINT-GERMAIN 75007 PARI

¹~. 217, BD SAINT-GERMAIN 75007 PARIS

Previously on, “tar and feathered wiimin’
In The USA”

Mai – Juin 2022

Plaza de Armas en El Kiosko de Torreón… “Hot Chile Peppers in The Blistering Sun”.

… Over at the Pompi Square:

Éric D’uThill is a Pat Smear fan… In Utero… In Local News

In Local News, some old fucker on the Saturday Morning CarTunes just found who the culprit of the Doughnut Bun in Hamburg is… Of Course, it’s Click and Clack!!!

Paris, https ://www .npr .org /podcasts /510208 /car-talk wake up.