Over at The Beat³ : WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN’ GOIN’ ON (1957)

³~. …  [B]ut that’s only because Katie Phang is at The Piano.

Open up, a-honey, it’s your lover boy me that’s a-knockin’ 🎶


First, let U.S. check[o] them Poles… and confirm what the Director of The Lincoln Jazz Festival Comparsa predicated at the Albóndiga de Granaditas, and which is that, “El jazz es una música de comunicación“, dice Wynton Marsalis » :

Just add ketch-up.


As predicted by the Italian Unicorn outside of Le Cluny yesterday morning, Sergio Pérez positioned THIRD after the Ferraris of CARLOS ROMERO DESCHAMPS.

And in SONORA, the Mexican president spread KETCHUP on his carne seca. Meanwhile in Francia, Berlin and Paris told Joe Biden to go fuck himself.

https ://www .politico .eu /article /france-and-germany-find-ground-on-a-common-concern-u-s-protectionism/


To the memory of France…

BANZAÏ… “Heaven?” Not quite Deer , Knot Quite 🎺

Open Jazz en plaza sésamo.

In local motion news, the guy who just had a stroke on in front of the Cerf🇨🇵god church will not let me lie, (at least not for now, someday we will all lie down… unless Heisenberg gets you before la Pelona pela dientes does) Juanito Guanabacoa just tap-danced his way to Saint Eustache to dance to stomp, as promised, “El Ahrabé Tapatio” on top of CoyseVOX and Tuby masterpiece next to la sacristie.

El Mariachi de Paris, Hélio was there too! Heck, he broke the Eau de Toiletté to benedict the Frog’s legs inside of that there ‘Stuché.

[m]adrigal, not to be confused with MADRIGUERA, because that is where Juanito Guanavacoa lays, according to la RAE, not la RIA.

1. m. Métrica. Poema breve, generalmente de tema amoroso, en que se combinan versos de siete y de once sílabas.

Any hoot! With Labor THEY out of the güey, Heavenly Baby, ‘Alien & Alien’ reminded morena-francia that: somewhere in France, Eye is still around.


From The PRODUCERS of BLAZING SADDLES… comes the story of morena-francia, narrated by The American Priest in Les Halles, There’s a VENADO at the top of that grave 🪦, and LIKE the tomb for GENERAL Obregon’s arm, the Crypt of COLBERT has nothing more than a leg 🦵, and Eye Shit Ewe not, Eye just caught Colbert pissing near la place d’Italie (75013).


¡🔊 MEZA, MEZA, MESS AL Que más aplauda!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Comes the story of a New Mexico, in France… Équinoxe follows con Mi Banda Los Pescados.

But FO’IST!!! Öüï switch it over to the Third Reich on FOX where The Teutonic Titwillow is in Duck, South Carolina, and she don’t care 💅🏻


Hey cowboy is that a Ten-Gallon tank? Or are you just happy to See Mí. GOooooooo Dodgers!


Today, i will dance on your Grave. Sin Celery, “The Man I’m The Iron Mask”, featuring Hércules at the end of the Trail of Leo DiCaprio’s movie Castle 🏰 in Melun, casi esquina con Malesherbes.

BANG YOUR HEAD (Metal Health)

🎼 Bang your head
Wake the dead
We’re all metal mad
It’s all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head.


Toledo, city in Spain; Toledo, city in Oh-Hi_Oh; Toll–ido… ask Beto O’Rourke en El Chuco! El Toledo está al fondo a La Derecha! ese.

Ladies in Gemini, Sugar Ray is at Ringside

FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR. KITE… You’ll be brain dead, too.

Gutfeld got ran over by a reindeer.

Laura Ingraham is in The Belly of The Breast Beast Mattress SALE Event concession stand; D.A.R.E., you May Find the Best SHEETS.

Sheets only available in White.

Sugar Ray Leonard and Evander Holyfield star as “The Colored Girls”, Tú Tu Du —DO.

La Banda de Los Zodiaco will begin at { Ten to Six } read the NATIONAL Prayer: Santa Cassez.


Sheets only available in White… Louisiana Zydeco.


Take a walk on the Wild Side 🏌🏾