Category Archives: Relapso al gacetillerismo

Actualizaciones que correspondan a la fecha del calendario en curso.
Efemérides a la infamia —o la gloria— de los involucrados partiendo del los eventos que fueron o van marcando a los Estados Unidos Mexicanos: México.

Bobby who, Mister SANTANA?

That’s “López” not KEYS and no, Bobby’s not related to CARLOS but he sure knows how to FUCK MEXICO like Antonio did way back when Davy Crockett was selling slaves in TEXAS (illegally, Öüï might add).

Previously on “Cambio de Vías” : authentic French “gravel foundation” for sale. Act now and get your “sleepers” at a fraction of the cost, switching hardware for free and railtracks at a 2 for 1 price from the original One-for-All discount.

 

If you know who “Los Hijos de Sánchez” are then perhaps you might get to understand why the former Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, chose to live in a place called of all things :

LA CHINGADA

Los Hijos d’AMLO, más pobres que los de Sánchez y más ratas que los de López Portillo, y eso ya es mucho—mucho que decir.

perhpas, and maybe it’s just a coincidence, pero si, a excepción del más pequeño de los cuatro (que se le conocen a don AMLO) los tres³ son unos verdaderos HIJOS de LA CHINGADA.

³~. Pepe, Andy, y Bobby*

*~. Not a true “Bobby” on account that his name is Gonzalo and not Robert.

It turns out that “Bobby” was installed as the Honorary Supervisor (glorified caporal, really) of the recently de-railed transoceanic train

Ladies and Gents… Fenster The Copy Editor

Love Your Enemies

Just a reminder, Donald… Charlie is dead, you sir, mister president, did. You killed Charlie Kirk.

Who is eating Gilbert’s grapes? Sources close to Fenster the Copy Writer relay that Öüï can’t be for certains en FIP who ate Gilbert’s grapes but Eye has a pretty-good-idea quién se fumó un Kilo Entero.

Móchate pa’Andar Iguales.

… en fin “Pam Bondi”, if that in fact is your real name, it is a stupid one, {and/or} Lemmy tells Ewe why bitch, because Lemmy is the Ace of Spades and a nigger-lover by trade:

Pam Bondi got her name because her mommie and daddy got horny while preparing breakfast in her auntie’s trailer park home in PIENSACOLA, Florida.

[Notre Nota for the editors]

Por decreto presidencial : todos los árboles en un museo de arbóles.

Issy-les-Editeurs, in this section the copywriters will take the reciprocal of all the sums (Σ) and twist, IT! (that motherfucker) Like Ewe just don’t care ; it’s Equinox They so “Rock Steady, Baby”, rock steady.

Para Lelos gram.

Alfonso, yo soy tu padre.

Sr. Muguruza: dice mi tío Doroteo que chingue usted, al Espectro de tú Madre y/o su Jefa

Ya Chole Con Tu Ska  d’Espelette… tócame mejor los aguacates con habanero y dos TACOs con sal com le gustan a Donald Trump, that fucking “gallina”.

Six Degrees de Kevin Bacon en DocsDF y Cine Migrante con tu mamá también. Y por cierto, mi padrino Emiliano le manda a usted [don Muguruza] y a los buenos chicos y chicas de DocsDF (en París FR, no en la CDMX) decir, that:

El Espectro de tú Jefa is Fast, Fast, Faster than a Furious Putty Tat.

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock.

I rather die on my feet wearing shoe leather reporting souls³ than on my knees wearing Pablo Gleason’s brand new combat rock boots.

³~. It’s TROU 🕳️ each hole on my Blue Suede Shoes is full of souls. But you and those “pesky” ghouls of your jefa don’t have to take my blog for it, seriously don’t take my blog a güey, ask the good people of Pariseko Euskal Etxea, i was there when the leader of that Band told Pablo’s friends³ at Cité I. Universitaire de Paris, that:

The one thing that the Spanish resistance, or the generations that followed in France would not do, would be to ask the Embassy for help. It made no sense.

It ain’t easy living like gypsy — G n R Lies.

For context, that particular remark echoed what Vargas Llosa had said about El Partido Revolucionario Institucional, but with his glorious mornings under Franco in Spain.

³~. Paraphrasing that Vasco’s* musings, off-course.

*~. José Gabriel Gasó Cuenca
Dir. de la Federación de Asociaciones de Emigrantes Españoles en Francia;
8 de junio, 2014

After the break Fenster The Copy Editor goes from “Hope’s Tax” to the “Re-instated Tariff”, followed by Putita “la yegua” and nosotros los Zebras.

.3 de junio: día de todos los Kevins

2 de febrero… from The Mercury Theater

What if Tyre had not run into them fellas who murdered him like a piñata?

Black History Month — “The question of time, present, past, future, is fundamental both in our daily existence and in our mental perception.” Writes Paris correspondent, Vilma Fuentes in the role of  Albert Einstein 🇺🇸, details at 9 when Öüï shows you how to listen to the SILENCING of them Words.

In this section, the student will fit La Huesuda — Patas de Catre — Catrina — Niña Blanca, o simplemente, muerte.

— 1851 – José Guadalupe Posada, Mexican illustrator and engraver (†1913)

Answer: Mr. Nichols would probably be celebrating New Amsterdam’s Birthday, Hic!

{or}

Maybe Mr. Nichols would be weeping at El Chamizal Skate Park.

— 1848 – Mexican–American War: The Treaty of Guadalupe~Hidalgo is signed.

And with that in mind, let me unscroll the part where Eye tells y’er sorry-ass how to navigate this bitch.

For starters, Willie Geist, to avoid any further insult to the injury and vice-versa, please be advised that the phrase “this here nigga” will be superimposed with the indignez vous–la vie en Rose friendly:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/08/09 /cultura /el-silencio-de-las-palabras

these/this/those/them “fellas ».

Following the I Told yo’ sorry-ass clause, Öüï would like to continue with the following segue:

« C’était “Can You Dig It?” de Georgie Wood. Et maintenant nous aimerions jouer “Hark, The Angels Come” »

At the movies

At the Movies, it’s “I’ve Seen This Movie Too”, it’s the one when the 🇨🇵 French form the 🇲🇽 Rencontres Cinématographique Viva 🇬🇧 Mexico à 👄 Paris (2013).

Never mind, Mother Mary, here. Let It Be is not an option, because the LP is Rotten.

— 1909 – The Paris Film Congress opens, an attempt by European faggots to form an equivalent to the MPCC cartel in the United States.

… and Mr. Jodorowski, senior, not the one from the fip . fr “generation” if your old-ass is keeping the score, that there date is the One-after-909, by the aforementioned Georgie Would.

… and niño Luc, you know the drill: Phuck Ewe Tú!
Enjoy your crêpe, you sonobavitch!

Verbatim from Mom: it’s an assignment from God.

 

And Reverend Al… Please inform Willie Geist that La Kerschovas was abducted in the Vicinity of MADONNA’S Empire Records shack at Saint-Merri on la rue de la Verrerie.

When he’s 64… Double Retirement from The FOX.

 

Preliminary feedback from the Eye in the sky next to the Thai massage parlor and the all-you-can-eat (3 plate limit) Chinese buffet, show 🛸 that the abductors came from a Black Planet. The Fear is imminent.

… [A]nd Eye quotes:

un flux littéraire limpide et brûlant

 

De la terrasse d’un café de la place Maubert, nous l’avons vue accomplir les deux pas qui la séparaient de son logis. Souriante et vive, oeil et cheveux noirs, graphiques, comme échappée d’une toile de Kirchner dans le Berlin expressionniste.

via: “Être soi est déjà un miracle » en
https ://www .humanite .fr /node /413312

…

 

Sources close to Vilma Fuentes, along with them Usual Suspects, are rounded-up and context should follow.

But first, here’s an update on Them Monkees, the Church Lady found this mustachioed changos hidden in a closet. SOURCES close to Bernardo Gómez and Pantelion films en El Netflix relay a clear infringement on the son-in-law of Don Porfirio and them other 41 Monkees of The Fight Club on the MoreJo Show. Donnie Deutsch stars as Mafalda on Fifth Avenue.

 

And just to show you that I’ve Got The Moohs¹ Like Jagger, here’s Mick celebrating his 84th birthday, by the look of them granites, Mick don’t look a THEY older than the Light arriving to Cambridge² from a White Draft, details at 9, with La Kerschova’s who just shacked inside of a fucking Tesla playing Life On Mars on a mothefucking loop.

²~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/02/01 /cultura /el-inah-con-84-anos-de-cuidar-el-legado-cultural

¹~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/02/02 / astronomers measure mass of white dwarf directly for the first time

 

…

 

Over at The Beat³ : WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN’ GOIN’ ON (1957)

³~. …  [B]ut that’s only because Katie Phang is at The Piano.

Open up, a-honey, it’s your lover boy me that’s a-knockin’ 🎶

 

First, let U.S. check[o] them Poles… and confirm what the Director of The Lincoln Jazz Festival Comparsa predicated at the Albóndiga de Granaditas, and which is that, “El jazz es una música de comunicación“, dice Wynton Marsalis » :

Just add ketch-up.

 

As predicted by the Italian Unicorn outside of Le Cluny yesterday morning, Sergio Pérez positioned THIRD after the Ferraris of CARLOS ROMERO DESCHAMPS.

And in SONORA, the Mexican president spread KETCHUP on his carne seca. Meanwhile in Francia, Berlin and Paris told Joe Biden to go fuck himself.

https ://www .politico .eu /article /france-and-germany-find-ground-on-a-common-concern-u-s-protectionism/

…

It’s his job… [👌]ROM Dusk To Dawn.

And justice For WASP

https ://www .radiofrance .fr. /francemusique /podcasts/etonnez-moi-benoit /etonnez-moi-benoit-du-samedi-25-juin -5321697

And starring as Kahn… Ricardo Montalbán… The Plane! the plane… It’s Fantasy Island at la rue Verneuil… O algo así.

Deer, Jean-François Kahn… Don Leoncio Orellana³ at LA MAL217² S-G-P¹ won’t let me lie: You Must be French to start a magazine in France. Ask Phat Bastard, guy tryies to play some Jazz on the Vonnegut freq’s and THEY switch it over to “Elevator music” on France Music with a funny hat.

³~. Orden de La Legión de onorH ‍ ‍∴  arquitecto encargado.

²~. Maison de l’Amérique latine, 217, BD SAINT-GERMAIN 75007 PARI

¹~. 217, BD SAINT-GERMAIN 75007 PARIS

Previously on, “tar and feathered wiimin’
In The USA”

Mai – Juin 2022

Plaza de Armas en El Kiosko de Torreón… “Hot Chile Peppers in The Blistering Sun”.

… Over at the Pompi Square:

Éric D’uThill is a Pat Smear fan… In Utero… In Local News

In Local News, some old fucker on the Saturday Morning CarTunes just found who the culprit of the Doughnut Bun in Hamburg is… Of Course, it’s Click and Clack!!!

Paris, https ://www .npr .org /podcasts /510208 /car-talk wake up.

If it’s Mardi, in LA France… 👅 Et Métaphysiques

Well, you’ve HO’id about The Rolling Stones… it’s exactly like one of Those.

PG. 190… « l’autre 👅 », o como dicen los franceces, “Heidegger and the 👅 of être / being”, or something like D.A.T., period!

And in Washington… 
Upon learning that The Greatest Speakers Set of a rock and roll band was to celebrate their 60th Anniversary in France, WILLIE GEIST “made an early start making sure that he is not late,” and set Sail To Le Havre. For the occasion, Mr. Geist invited a handful of his Nantucket buddies to sail on his Mega YATCH. An all-inclusive trip, but following the announcement of a French “vodka embargo” those free-loadin’ motherfuckers were advised to B.Y.O.V., period!

{and} according to Los Presuntos Implicados, the biggest Circus trick that Mick Jagger ever pulled, as a tanker in a general’s rank, was convincing Brad Pitt that peaches, bring bad luck… silly, Jagger, Megadeth ☢️ is not superstitious, when asked about the “peaches theory” Mustaine responded in Standard Operating Procedures³, “ha-ha I ain’t superstitious, under the ladder I go…”

³.~ S.O.P. is our newest endeavor, the task involved hones in on the persuit [chasse, en Francés del bueno] of calling a Spade a Spade and a a Hoe a Hoe.

If {and only} if…

Then … Jump in the fire on page Tú of the American copy of “my abuelita’s favorite magazine, “¡ALARMA! on the MSNBC’s, any hoot, to the little old, ol’GRAMA in The Ukraine… who feels sorry for Russian President Vlad Poutine mom’s, “With all due respect…”

WAS THAT “BASTERD », with an ‘A’ instead of a War Daddy’s ‘E’?

“Just the facts, ma’am.

https ://www .theguardian .com /law /2022/mar/14 /cia-black-site-detainee-training-prop-torture-techniques

♠

6 card poker.
According to La Jornada of The Guardian report, “interrogators at the site, known both as Cobalt and the Salt Pit, went beyond the CIA’s guidelines in torturing Baluchi, [a Kuwaiti national] using two techniques without approval: using a stick behind his knees in stress position that involved leaning back while kneeling, and dousing with ice-cold water [yada, yada, yada]”.
The enhanced torture “technique” is apparently called « WALLING », The Guardian goes on to note on La Jornada that said ” BLACK SITE” technique, “involved placing the detainee’s heels against a specially designed plywood wall ““which had flexibility to it”” and putting a rolled up towel around the detainee’s neck.

Edward SNOWDEN goes here.

Source: Musixmatch

“If the RAIN comes…” don’t forget to bring a towel. The “paperback {wards} writer” on D.A.T. .45 is going to appreciate keeping things dry.

Synopsis:
Knot to bee (🐝) outdone by the birthday musings of Cerf-panthère, Mick Jagger decided to celebrate, at “Their Satanic Majesty’s Request”, Brian Jones’ 60th Anniversary of SATISFACTION, in France.

Los Ejes De Mi Carreta
con
Denisa Kay

And, Eye quotes : NE PAS ELEVER! MERCI — It’s THE REVVIE AWARDS

SCALE BACK BETTER PLAN from West Virginia

Eye is Sirius… “Don’t Rise” up. This is only a “BORESIGHT” Procedure” per 2350-264-10-2021 W/Ch-ch-ch—CHANGES.

FUCK ANYBODY WHO DOES NOT OWN A BOAT
IN THE NANTUKET iSLANDS

Los chucos de Charle Magno El Moreno

Imagine that… Charle Magne El Moreno… you Black motherfucker!
how Can U.S. Move Forward, Paul?…
or was D.A.T. a Öüï all along?
Eye mean, look at that SEA there…
It’s missing it’s “BRIDGE” and IF!
IF! Kamela Harris, “Vice-President”
—ONE EACH—

TRACK B-4 : HOW
IMAGINE (1971)
…preceded by:
B-3, “HOW DO YOU SLEEP*“

*.~Joe Manchin (R-not really a “D” in West Virginia)
IF, ÖÜÏ keep calling Senator Manchin a “Democrat”,
Then, Kamala Harris, Vice-President,
Then youse gonna have to start calling
José Antonio Kast in CHILE, Jimmy Carter
… or Something like that.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /world /2021/12/18 /chile-elections-what-to-know/

And, thank God! Lindsey Reiser spitted~ed Avi out. And that is a good thing. Somebody, anybody! Öüï needs a Powerpoint© presentation on “Something, something, something.”

Rue BaRbette (making a « T » with Rue Elzévir (Punto y coma) yada, yada, yada*,… If you know what negrita is wearing, then and only then, Lindsey Reiser, will Ewe, get a bucket of 🍗.

Huipil de Morena equals Sincretismo en pillows.

*…people WHO know carnal knowledge call it an…, Anyone?

Anyhow, over on at 91.7 fm Josephine Baker is choreographing a Polka in Colombia… Tune in, find out.

or Knot… invest instead on:
Avi Velshi to the tune of Chano Pozo

 

And, Katty Key… sorry that Eye mispelled your name, “La Xingada” follows

Ladies in Gemini, this is a Time delayed overview of Caracas

And in Hollywood,

https ://asegovia3 .com /2021/04/19 /downtown-inset-scheduled-stops/

Where’d ya’say that Quinta was located at?
” Le Mexique est un pays d’une classe modeste très foutue […] qui ne va pas s’en sortir. Pour la télévision, c’est une obligation d’apporter du divertissement à ces personnes et de les sortir de leur triste réalité et de leur avenir difficile. La classe moyenne, la classe moyenne inférieure, la classe moyenne supérieure. Les gens riches comme moi ne sont pas des clients, parce que nous, les riches, nous nous n’achetons rien”, Emilio Azcárraga Milmo, El Tigre.
Traduit avec http://www.DeepL.com/Translator (version gratuite)

“See what happens when a dirty bum meets the filthy rich.”
https ://www .infobae .com /america /mexico /2021/05/07 /el-dia-que-emilio-azcarraga-dijo-que-hacia-television-para-jodidos/

And, Katty Kay, meet Lucía, Anda, meet Lucía, why don’t you, y de Paso, here’s another name for Aristegui:

I Told you so, pinche Frida.
https ://monoaureo .com /2021/11/30 /andy-y-su-fabrica-de-chocolate/… Ketch~Up, kid.

In Local News, Spain brings the Flamenco to Les Halles and there is nothing that THE PARIS TOURISM BOARD can do about it.

Anyhow, Adrienne Elrod, KNOT to be outdone by Antonio Banderas and the Andalucía Tourism Board next to Frida’s Tangas Shop at Châtelet on La Rue de Cinéma, Willie Geist (hello Sir) is bringing out don jamón~jamón in the Role of Lucie’s crutch for his Little League Sunday Show.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt4995540/ Being The Ricardos

Or… as Noelia Gregorio Fernández in LA RIOJA says:
Knot another pinche CHOLO con una pinche GÜERA moovie

Just like the good’Ol THEYS of La GUAYABERA Blanca… Horacio-en-milenio comes courtesy of el monoaureo _ ese.

The news of Bardem playing the Cuban card on the Mambo Kings channel threw Banderas off the charts and so Antonio had only one thing that he could do and that was to squat the dang-on Rotunda of The American Style Mall in Saint Eustache and now po’SANTA is outside in the Cold-Cold Quad.

The gypsie caravan released a flyer stating that “El Duende” would be appearing next to LOS HILOS de ARIANNE for like the next two days. And that Pablo Picasso would be manifesting sometime before dinner time on the aforementioned Rotunda. And he did… that motherfucker passed right next to Los Hilos de Arianne.

With that in Mind, let Mí remind Monica AlBa that Eye is not Xicano… but according to La Rioja, Ewe is³, additionally Öüï should never-ever-ever call Mí “His~panic”, and Chuck Todd better not call Mí “cholo”.

1 to 8
3 .Bandit Mexicain.
4 . Equivalent a bandido
5 . Fait ici référence aux bandits mexicains installés à la frontière entre les États-Unis et Le Mexique
6 . Jeune Mexicain venant d’un milieu pauvre et vivant aux États-Unis à la fin des années 1950, souvent rejeté par la société à cause de sa manier de parler, ses coutumes ou encore ses habitudes vestimentaires.
7³ . Terme péjoratif identifiant une personne d’origine mexicaine vivant aux États-Unis.

Cinémas d’Amérique latine #29

El humor en el cine chicano contemporáneoParodia y transnacionalismo en la trilogía de El Mariachi de Robert Rodriguez
By: Noelia Gregorio Fernández (universidad de Alcalá, docente investigadora de La Rioja).
Witt special mention to PAGE 119;
and of course Raphaël Morán’s neighbor, the one and only, Freddy Cats…

Originally published on 22 Nov, 2015: —!— Arte plástico en Montreuil-sous-Bois, 2012. Exposición adentro de una “panadería de pan”. En el contexto del tiempo y del espacio, se tienen que considerar dos puntos de vista, uno siendo el del artista plástico y su manifiesto sobre el concepto artístico, ‘Noche de los Muertos #3’; y dos, la de las noticias que salían de Ciudad Juárez Chihuahua durante el sexenio de Felipe Calderón Hinojosa. || Foto de la calle, capturada por armando segovia / segoviaspixes… you can keep the photo, no license is being claimed.

3 . Mexican bandit.
4 . Equivalent to bandido … {and isn’t that redundant, pues}
5 . Refers to the Mexican bandits living on the border between the United States and Mexico… {like FREDDY CATS-es-ese figurines???}
6 . Young Mexican from a poor background living in the United States at the end of the 1950s, often rejected by society because of his way of speaking, his customs or his clothing habits. {Ah, for FuCkS sake, if you change Young for Old that is Mí in Paris, France!}
7³ . Pejorative term identifying a person of Mexican origin living in the United States. {Let’s stop for a second here and Let ALICIA MENENDEZ deconstruct this one for both of us, Eye don’t think that that word means what you think it means}.

Translated with http://www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

Notes de Traductrices de Master 2 du CETIM de l’université de Toulouse Jean Jaurès sous direction de CAROLE FILLIÈRE
Pg. 114Éléments Parodiques Dans La Trilogie El MAriachi : Le Personnage Masculin En Tant Que “Bandido/Greaser“
La notion de masculinité latina sera, yada, yada, yada… 3 stéréotypes liés a cette masculinité parodiée (et la criminalilté) chicanal mexicaine : le bandido fronterizo5, le pachuco6 et le cholo7(3), tous ces clichés associés d’une façon ou d’une autre à l’archétype du bandido latino.

https ://www .theolivepress .es /spain-news /2020/06/05 /andalucian-government-invests- e22 – 5- million -in-promotional-campaigns-to-attract-tourists-featuring-hollywood-star-antonio-banderas/

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