Breaking news : populism is popular, according to Zarathustra³

If Ewe needs some help Öüï can give you a guided tour.

If Ewe needs some help Öüï can give you a guided tour.

 

Los toreros por eso son vitalicios… y por eso mister Jan Martínez Ahrens, el próximo toro les corresponde a los protagonistas de la insoportable alternancia democrática de los mexicanos en Francia, 2011 – 2017.

El Maestro 🐂

 

El País
Domingo 19 de octubre de 2025
Año L
Número 17.612

Sex no longer sells, hate does, “a good enemy is the best compost to cultivate identity¹.” Now if you motherfucking peninsulares no me lo quieren creer, basta simplemente darle una “repasadita” a Georgina Moreno² (con una plancha como la que usa ‘la calaverita’) en “Las Muertas” de Jorge Ibarguengoita con la visión de Luis Estrada en Netflix™.

¹~. https ://asegovia3 .com /2015/11/30 /30-de-nov-cop-a-plea21-kyoto-i-stand-corrected/

²~. https ://www .rfi .fr /es /ciencia /20151023consejos-para-cuidar-el-medio-ambiente-en-casa

³~. Los dientes del odio, I. Vallejo ; p.19 (Opinión)

But first, Bo knows a lot of things but there’s one thing that Bo knows Diddley of, and that of course is Ro… he Khanna banana-ana-bobana, Ana!

 

… and Susana Poveda 🧜🏼‍♀️ You Don’t Know Diddley

Bo knows Mí, Bo knows my story, Bu 🦉 knows Jacques because Bu 🦉 is el Nahual de Los muertos and October es l’ante Sala de Styx, which is where Eye works.

Domo arigato, piche Rob-ah—t’oh… one day Eye went for “Cigarros a Hong Kong” and in that trip 🍄‍🟫 Eye dropped Acid with Taiwan MC… just call Mí Daddy 🥢.

Just another time-delayed victim of the Saudis 🇸🇦 via Osama Bin Trade Center

For the record, at 17h03 in CET fip is playing payola over the waves, this is to say that them bitches should know better! WTF if youse gonna play sultry R-n-B play Chaka, can Ewe? Where there is love there is Donna Summer, babe.

That part in red, it feels so real because that’s what your morena exiles in France did. Anarchist! Anarchist you are not, you use FRANCO’s tactics to remain relevant Paco IGNACIO TAIBO II.

En La Francia hoy es día de Saint-Armand… but that has nothing to do with Armando, because armando es verbo 🇬🇹 no sustantivo. Armando es gerundio : verbo en accion, no palabra nepotista seca de salón o aula. Praxis bitches not prayers.

No Habrá Final Feliz, porque Paco es puto 🚬 and a flakey anarchist. Arm-chair warrior like the cos’ play soldiers of the Canopée.

Paco Ignacio TAIBO es un franquiste disfrazado de comunista en Jallo-Ween… gachupín de mierda 🚬 treinta monedas.

Pablo habría de llamarse el héroe de la historieta de TAIBO 2 :

For the record Biz Markie might know Jet Li, but Bo is a Samurai with ninjas at his command. Chinese food’s—good but 4-chikin’wings with egg rolls can’t beat an Avocado 🍣 Roll 🍱 made from a Siren’s tail, 🍶 Sake³ Saki.

³~. Pronounced : SAQUE, hijos de la chingada.

Any Güey, South Central clochard at Saint-Merri, “if you have to ask” you will never know ; cus’ Eye is a voodoo child. For the record, i know nothing but Eye can stand next to a Donald Trump mountain and chop-it-off with the edge of my hand, if i wanted to, I (Armando Segovia) is only waiting for a reason to do so. But yeah, Clochard de Saint-Merri, I know where it’s at. I know that Öüï is blacker than you.

… and so they begin to arrive, the American refugees in France, Issy-trust-Mí, Öüï knows what I is talking about, Surfer Calavera, con agüjetas de cuero de sapo y la bandera de Argentina (Che 🇦🇷 Guevara) in your ‘cos play’ uniform in France.

Ahora es cuando Chile Verde ya le das sabor al caldo

La Mini-milpa de Châtelet — Fall 🍁 2025… ⚾ gooooooo, Dodgers!

and then there were these other witches³, Julia Ioffe, they also worked with, or rather the soldiers worked for them right about the epoch when Anne-Marie Mergier (APRO) met the AVILA CAMACHO di°nasty in México… way-way-güey before she became the godmother of Raphaël Moran at 217 Boulevard de Saint-Germain-des-Près when Andrés Manuel López Obrador visited Professor Alain Rouquié in October of 2015, that’s when Mme. Mergier held Raphaël Moran’s hand to start his Proceso stint.

³~. Mujeres del “pueblo bueno” que “otorgaban” trabajo a muchachitas con la piel morena autóctona.

El próximo toro le corresponde a Luis Eduardo Aute.

Enter “las muertas” de Las Poquianchis

I’m telling you Katty Kay… it’s the patterns KNOT the details.

The Pink Panther’s “inspector” theme 🔍 goes here 🔎

Eye can’t even cross the street without Josephine’s bling getting snatched. Geez Whizz.

He’s back, and George is going to get an executive post at Trump’s court.

 

But enough about Napoleon, Dyno-Mite 💥.

So, if you happen to have read last night’s rant (that’s what it was, —a rant) perhaps you are wondering why I (Armando Segovia ✋🏼) would imply that Öüï would like to show the French how to fleece their patrimoine, but that is only because Eye already tried to explained this between 2011 and ~ 2014 when Pablo Gleason and “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” cocked-block Mí at the préfecture de Cité… Talía Olvera was there too but that was probably because she was there to meet Stephanie Menou.

La faena electoral 2030 starts… right now y “en abonos” sin intereses.

So yeah…meet Donald Trump’s new “bestie”, Ricardo Salinas Pliego.

“America” the beautiful is fucked — IRS 1040 defamed

And Ari Melber… this is what you get for not taking my case when I asked you to. Now have an Irish coffee with the Wu Tang KLAN.

“Pablo Gleason es mi amigo”.

…and if your name is RAPHAËL MORAN at rfi and MEDIA PART in France : fuck you and The Préfecture de Police at Cité… now go get your PENTAGON press card to talk to the préfecture.

Page tú: New York, knew your-k. The no-fuzz system tariff free deal. Dial Trump to güin… but you better not raise the cost of life 🎶🎶

Gonna take a nap now, it’s past midnight in France now and I am out of cocaine. Good night Rachel.

ICE-stapo : l’Ancienne Régime Remastered vol. tú

[…] and Zeppelin goes here, The Lemon 🍋 Song because I forgot to rub deodorant on my Florida regions, but just like a lime will soften that tequila kick for the WHITE masses, so will a lime, lemon, or even a French pamplemousse for any 🧐 armpit.

La Gestapo, acronyme tiré de l’allemand Geheime Staatspolizei signifiant « Police Secrète d’État », était la police politique du Troisième Reich.

for the un-initiated, ask Governor Schwarzenegger (R-CA) for an updated transliteration of the CALC that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement in them United States in the continent of AMÉRICA is, of Hitler’s secret police.

German 🍺 breakfast and a French 🍋 shower…
Brian’s sister showed me how it’s done in the kitchen.

Across the Atlantic, Denisa Kerschova moved to a Manhattan Hotel just to see the Autumn 🍂 Leaves fall on a very complicated park.

Any 🦉 hoot, María Teresa Kumar… Gooooo, Dodgers, but seriously does The Pope piss in Rome?

Ewe’betcha.

The Punchline, delivered by La Campeona, Carla Bruni

No pun intended:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-une-musique-de-lutte

but a fun way to remember what a RECIPROCAL is—is  by FLIPPING 🖕 IT 👇 OVER

La Pasión de Carla… y las tangas de Raphaël Morán en « Mediapart ».

—Did you say…?

—Whore.

¡…..Öüï now returns to the conclusion of Ausente en París y La Campeona por Alfonso Reyes …………….!

Marjolena Kalten-porten Ángola, —I Love You, I miss you, and tómate está TKT 🍻 con Mí-Go.

Smells like teen spirit.

… just the facts Mediapart, and nuttin’ but the motherfucking facts:

Armando Segovia came to France inspired by some dude named Tocqueville and hoping for a bit of reciprocal courtesy from the people who claim that they had invented la “llamada” Liberté, what Armando found [instead] was Emiliano Zapata dressed like a fag and his image manipulated by Pablo Gleason y la Préfecture de Police.

Zapata in Drag — PARIS FASHION WEEK 2025.

Cosecha de un árbol de pólvora {the 🎤 punchline} :

Overcoming the general astonishment, Monsieur Machin, ever analytical, asks:

But then, dolphin or mermaid, naiad, oceanid or demon… without skirts, would you like to tell us how, when, where you acquired such agility and grace in swimming, such athletic perfection, such extraordinary mastery of… of… of… of…

And the oceanid, candidly, cuts him off:

“C’est que… vous savez? Avant de venir ici je faisais le trottoir á Venise.

From Árbol de pólvora

Return of The Mack – Juan Fco. de la Torre

D.a.r.e. it is… in Paris, France, sirens turn into remoras, and isn’t that the way things go at La Sorbonne, just say’n.

Wonderwall… puto el que no Dante.

Oh mio caro bambino, ti ripeto Alberto Nájar che questo è il terzo atto di un atto di matricolazione a San Brdo. CA… né angelo 🪽 né bandito 🛵: Renegade🪶.

Soul 🇬🇧 to 🇫🇷 Soul

Spectacles para tus esposas… la liberación de París.

Keep on Truckin’ nigga.

Wop translation provided by DEEPL… the peep’ols twister.

De cualquier manera Madame Hidalgo, as the first Made-in-France refugee, Happy Libération meal, and say Jell-O®️ to Valérie Pécresse.

¡Estó es grave en Rollin’Stone… FIP went on Strike Mode!!!

 

Ricardo Monreal y los amigos de John Mill Ackerman en la Sorbona del Colegio de Francia³

A buen entendedor, Raf Sánchez en MSNBC…

Radio Molotov

en México, señor Sánchez a esos changos la Fiscalía General de La República los tiene identificados como “madrinas”, y aquí en Francia la co optación de criminales para los servicios de inteligencia no se como los tengan tildados, o tildadas pero lo que sí sé es de que todos y todas esas “madrinas” reciben un pago-en-especie o dinEUROS con la bendita CAF.

Enter Juanito Guanavacoa y los amigos de Pablo Gleason en: proceso, rfi, Mediapart y medios que resulten responsables como la AFP (Latin American news desk).

Telephone Cards Solidarias de S.F.R. now in consolidation mode.

 

³~. De Francia, Alberto Nájar en “El Zacazonapán”… en Francia, don Beto. En contexto señor Nájar, es evidente que usted es el portavoz extra oficial de la presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum y que todo lo que no encaja o encaje pues no sale, como dirían en La Maldita Vecindad, en la foto oficial de la 4ª Transformación de corrupciones “buenas”… no como las del antiguo partido de Octavio Paz de dónde por cierto se amamantaron todos los políticos, políticas y, pillos de morena, el partido que según cuenta la canción de El Barzón, suda nejayote de sus poros como un coreano perspira kimchi en un elevador. Ándele, no sea tímido, póngale TILDE a su buena barra de información, o como dicen en Perote, Veracruz : no sea culo y fume mota del Borrego junto al Camarón.

En fin Alberto Nájar, a continuación es Radio Colombia en Venezuela vía la Cineteca Nacional del Cine de Centro América en Châtelet …. All Öüï need is a Gringo from Canadá de la biblioteca de La Westfield Mall.

Fraçois Truffaut took a wrong turn en South Park; Season 27, Episode 3 : long synopsis short French filmmaker uses Vladimir Putin’s logic and fuses Central America into México and there is nothing that The United Nations can do about the illegal BORDERLAND FILMS land grab. Hilarity Ensues when the frenchman gets picked up by the DEA in Zacatecas.

Entre líneas con La Juventud Venezolana de Banderilla, Veracruz.

Me fui—a comer birria con el pozolero de Botzaris

El pozolero de Botzaris y un barbero³ de Sevilla están tomando cerveza en un antro del inframundo de Los Amigos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon en la Maison de l’Amérique latine en París, Francia, carcajadas contagiosas de hilaridad hilada siguen cuando regresemos luego de una birria 🍺 sin pozole.

³~. Un barbero en México no necesariamente usa una guayabera como uniforme, tampoco le arregla los bigotes a los bobos gentrificadores de Coyoacán y a lo mejor hasta de los bosques de Dinamarca o FINlandia.

Polacos en Polanco, Marie Skłodowska-Curie anda de vacaciones.

 

³~. Lo que si está establecido en México, y en toda la música del mundo es de que un barbero en México siempre de los siempres, incluso en domingo… está a un lado de un o una pinche polítika. Over at Mar-a-Lago these oxígen thiefs are referred to on the pages of every Webster’s dictionary as SYCOPHANTS.

Ah, hominy, ah, hominy—yes, indeed, it’s fun time

Sure Shot 💉 Because Ewe Can’t, Ewe won’t, and Jew don’t stop.