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El Ocho… ACT VIII: in search of Ronald McDonald*

Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!!!

Remember now, Roxanne, little old i is still in the process of answering Father James-es-es question of where does the geography of truth for America 🇺🇸 in América 🌎 begins?… “Dad damn Ewe », Galileo! Dad damn Ewe, you sonovabitch, period!

André Manoukian is of course, —a fag! … EWE WANT SOURCES? EYE GOTS SOURCES! Öüï has a variety of « cholos re-loaded » straight out of Montreuil-sous-Bois arriving to MATAMOROS, vía Barcelonnette.

Jen Psaki pilates show starts on Sunday, and Eddie Gloude Jr., The Hamburgler is in trouble now as The Psaki get’s a hard-on for finding out what happened to Ronald McDonald* 

*~. And starring as Ronald McDonald, the man with the make-up in his two-year presidential term and a Nationalist Airport in Washington, D.C, Ronald Wilson Reagan.

Station Takeover… or is Denis Soula (that motherfucker) trying to bring back the news to Them ISSY-freaqs?

 

BUT FIRST!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceinter /podcasts /le-13-14 /le-13-14-du-lundi-13-mars-2023-Pascal Wintzer, archevêque de Poitiers

FRANCEINTER just possessed the SIRÈNE’S waves… Joy Division ➗ {and} The Vatican get it on, on the track “Suicide Solution is Painless ». Don’t call The Exorcist because it’s all part of the show.

Lonnie Liston Smith, no relation to SONNY “say my name” Liston, described the FranceINTERpossesion as “some sort of middle of the road funk encounter on Mulholland Drive”, a sort of cosmic funk said a nearby indigent with French Shopping bags and who manifested herself with a Pinocchio marionette eating a Double-Double from the John 3:16 burger joint near The Crossroads with Highway 101.

Cultural Experiences Abroad… MUST SHOW WORK: La Kerschovas in El Ey. Öüï found La Kerschovas and her Tati Bags™️ strollin’ along Griffith Park Road on her way to The Hollywood Bowl.

 

It’s the wee hours in West Los Angeles and our GO’ill de Niza was just kicked out of an after The Oscar-es-es after party, long story short but with a lot of bass on that tail, DeNiza was caught making out with Jason after the Allegretto nomad pulled that fucker out of the technical room, where Jamie Lee Curtis had the homicidal Basterd’ working under the minimum wage en “lo negro” y por debajo de la mesa³.

Which brings us back to that Pinocho with panochas… no wait scratch that, not with panochas, but with KERSCHOVAS! Pinocho under Kerschovas: 

— Via la BBC, of course, with the collaboration of Juanito Guanabacoa en rfpp . net and his tribute to Francisco Gabilondo Soler:

“Having said these last words, Pinocchio  jumped up in a rage and, seizing a wooden hammer from the counter, he threw it at Jiminy Cricket (Cri–cri ). Perhaps he did not count on hitting it, but unfortunately it hit him, and hit him on the head, so much so that poor Cricket barely had breath to say cri–cri–cri and get stamped against the wall.“

Context on this weekend’s editon of, “Aquí somos aqui estamos”, con Juanito Guanavacoa is on the next page… porque “Cuando Canta Alejandro Lora… lo manda a chingar a su madre su señora“:

The little duck (Like ewe)with a basket and cotton-ball châle Like eweGot mad (Como tú)Because everything is expxensive at the market

And, Eddie Gloude Tenure, Öüï’s gonna need Perry Mason to figure this Columbina, out of C.E.A.

For context, I might not have the best C.V. in the universe, but you know what Suzy “Free Press”? It’s mine and not someone else’s. Unfortunately this blog is not adequate enough to satisfy an explanation, again. And so, It would be probably easier if I would refer you to Bruno at the Préfecture so that you perhaps, maybe, feel the needle going into the groove of one of them recently purchased L.P’s described on the Donnie Deutsch advertisement section of the Morning Mika Show because, part of that LEGACY crowd at Columbia University at SciencesPo, La Sorbonne and of course… the ESCP was part of my customer base, regardless of what Bruno and his chain of supevisors say at the préfecture of police at Cité.

Looking back, ten years in a rearview mirror, the French Préfecture de Police might have all kinds of catalogues depicting the different kinds, or sorts of fabrics from their fucking COLONIES, including México, but those cocksuckers sitting behind the desk never picked-up a cotton ball and gin that fucker up into a pretty little châle “de bolita”, like the one that ADELITA wore in SERPICO.

After he decided to make the film, Al Pacino invited Frank Serpico to stay with him at a house that Pacino had rented in Montauk, NY. When Pacino asked Serpico, “Why did you do it?” Serpico replied, “Well, Al, I don’t know. I guess I would have to say it would be because if I didn’t, who would I be when I listened to a piece of music?”

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0070666/ Serpico 1973

[not a Juanito Guanavacoa on an rfpp . net Sunday Show, —that is for sure].

Hoy no hubo efemérides

Previously on, “¡Se Me Chispoteó!”:

Issy, El Chavo hizo su entrada en 1971… diez días después de que mi tocayo Lenin Armando Salgado capturase aquellas épicas fotos en Blanco y Negro del “Jueves de Corpus”, el 20 de junio de 1971, « pero no sé lo vayas a decir a nadie » porque LA HISTORIA OFICIAL de Azcárraga en TELEVISA dicta que “El Chavo del 8” just turned 50 years of syndication. ISSY, “ONLY A FOOL, would say that » IMAGINE THAT, Johnny-boy.

More Time than life, and Alexis was a fag, and that’s a Phact!… After the break it’s La Épopée d’Un Américain en La France.

🎶 They’ve seen his face before…
Nobody was sure that he wasn’t
From the House of Rey Zambada,
Aussie.

Chaves… it’s 1936 and Brazil’s favorite wheels are about to hit them Volks, it’s as if Adolf Hitler knew that his FUSCA would fit like a lego® block with the “Brazilian Miracle” of the 1970’s thanks to the POISSON d’avril ditadura militar of Magalhães Pinto, Pereira de Barros, and of course Werneck de Lacerda, of 1965. Una batucada militar que aguantaría hasta 1985, and that’s no lie, ask The Santos ⚽ in Brazil, not that George in Washington on the frame below.

The Cult of Personality… In Living Colour… y 🕛 de pronto … 🕧 … 💥 Flash! La Chica del Bikini Azul.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2022/12/30 /⚽ /Murió el Mozart del futbol, pero su leyenda pervivirá

— 1936: en Alemania, Adolf Hitler implementa un nuevo vehículo, práctico y de bajo costo: el Escarabajo³, de la fábrica Volkswagen (‘vehículo del pueblo’). En México, pero por aquello del año del 2023, Andrés López invites “The Führer” to install his “VOCHO” factory in Puebla de Zaragoza.

³~. Quick programming note, according to the IMdB trivia sector, both Chiquinha  and Chaves   are BEETLE fans all the way to the break-up of esa Maldita Vecindad.

Last Week To They, reprise de Yesterday en RFPP 106.3 fm

Over at RFPP, JUANITO GUANABACOA has been cleared by the 🇨🇵 Ministère de Culture to FINALLY give his three-cents over the 📻 waves on the recently concluded trial of Genaro García Luna. The AUTO-censorship displayed by Juanito Guanavacoa during the ENTIRE month of January and part of February is 🎼 Pathetic, if not unfortunate but clearly Knot Ironic.

Öüï, the staff, can only begin to speculate as to what could have been the reasons why, “le regie” of l’émission hebdomadaire of Décalage Horaire would, pretty much, like Joe Scarborough on the Morning Mika Show, not touch the Genaro García Luna trial coverage with a 3145 km pole.

One thing is for certain, better safe than sorry. Why bring up something that might implicate any given French official in the García Luna’s Rolodex® before the judge delivered the findings from Genaro García Luna’s peers and quite possibly, Genaro García Luna’s customer base en la Ciudad de Nueva York… y París, aussi.

Getting back to “Ordem e Progresso”

— 1973 . Au Mexique , pour la première fois (after the ORIGINAL Pilot, which aired in 1971 on an independent station) un chapitre de CHAVES est publié en La Fundación Televisa.

1935 – Adolf Hitler orders the Luftwaffe to be re-formed, pasándose de esa manera a Led Zeppelin by his Rocky Mountain Oysters during The Paris International Pharm Expo, and thus violating the provisions of The Treaty of La Porte de Versailles.

Over at the ESCP*, Alma Mater⁸ of Mexican President Francisco I.Madero, The Echos of la profesora Florence Pinot-Girafales are sounding like a “pathetic” Mozart tune, when she sentenced during an elDorado conference:

 

*~.« Apprendre à oser », The HEC (hautes études commerciales) is also part of the network of business schools (ESC) of the CCI Paris Île-de-France with ESSEC and ESCP Business School, forming the group of “three Parisians”. Like the ESCP Business School, the HEC Paris is a consular institution of higher education (EESC).

México is infiniment plus facile que le Brésil

Florence Pinot de Villechenon
Le Mexique, un elDorado Retrouve ?

https ://www .gemdev .org /infosgemdev /?p=6738
Jeudi, 7 novembre 2013
ESCP Europe (salle Europe)
75011 M-3 Saint-Maur

⁸~.

¿Ah dio’ Sol? No seas soflamera, los duendes no existen³

Breaking The News to 🌞 BOLUDO NATION:

And starring as Pelos de Huitlacoche : De Bora Harry.

Chavanieux, J. L.. Che Guevara también era africano “El Che en el Congo 1965”. 2007 ; vía: huellasdelahistoria .wixsite .com /huellas /single-post /2016/12/04 /fidel-el-che-y-africa

Ernesto “El Che” Guevara dejo de ser 🇦🇷 presumido, ¡desde que calló 🇨🇺 SANTIAGO!… moraleja, El 🩺 Che es AFRICANO, 🇦🇷 pinches 🇦🇷 italianos.

ISSY, “calló” del verbo caer callando… por Ejemplo, Vicentico (en RFPP, no en Cadillac)… no vayas a permitir que Juanito Guanabacoa te saque la sopa, esa es su especialidad de Policía judicial “exiliado” con RSA.

Avi Velshi’s Jacket is made in Argentina, ¡‘inche presumido!

Full disclaimer,
Sí, 🇦🇷 es tricampeón de La Copa.
Si, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs are the Best Strawberry Stones in the field of spectacles in the Field or something like that.
Sí, la ficción argentina es en realidad uruguaya 🇺🇾.

Mientras tanto en París con Susana PubEda… them Frogs send this voice, Absinthe, o algo así… la cosa es de que I don’t have the knack Susana… For your taste you needs a donkey for that.

Last Week To They, part ii: Track One re-visited… because it is not the First Time, but it’s always la même merde pero con Circos revolcados… porque aquí en Francia no hay PiRaTas puros pinches Corsarios con RSA… “Get It While You Can”.

Próximamente, EL EXILIO DE GARCÍA LUNA… EN MONTREUIL, FRANCE.

Synopsis: Genaro García Luna es declarado inocente en nueva York. Amnesty International with the COLLABORATION of MEDECINES du MONDE, and The Paris Tourism Board, wastes no time and immédiatement hook that motherfucker up with a retirement pension, room and board, and of course RSA!!!

³~. A este paso los enanitos toreros van a ser reyes de la baraja, y García Lorca va a recitar en vivo en el Cirque Houke²… Juanito Guanabacoa, en el trapèze se perfila como “Boogie el resbaloso” con dizque’ música Alternosa, o algo así, desde Su Madre Patria, FranCamenTeHablando.

²… Banlieues Blues de Montreuil-sous-parole Errada, festival originalmente inaugurado por el muy comprometido¹, André Malraux.

1~. con FRANCISCO FRANCO y su “craft”.

Ladies and gentleman, it’s been 7 hours and 15 days since SoFy Velasco established contact, but rearview communicators are sadden to relay that for the entire month of January³, SoFy felt like HER, that is you’ve got, you know, tune in your cellphone speakers on cold and listen to the reprodución in Ones and Zeros through your Radius.

³~. Also for the month of December 2022, but that doesn’t matter, what is of interest is that true to form, now that Juanito Guanabacoa fincó su pensada, la causa ya no necesita pueblo que piense sino más bien que como con Raul Velasco, el pueblo pues se divierta, siempre, eso sí, Siempre en Domingo.

In Local Meufs:

Good news for the good people of La Maub, vicinity Las Tres Puertas del Colegio de La France. La Brasserie, home of the “Wet T-shirt Contest”, at rue Lagrange, re-opened its doors recently after a winter-long hiatus, and this can only mean one thing, Vilma Fuentes will see Six-extra weeks 🦫 of sunshine 👙 at the terrace in front of where Cortázar visualizaba su “Kibbutz 🏬 del deseo” antes de dirigirse con la Mala en dirección poniente rumbo al puente de Hartes en su Marelle de La Jornada.

Need EYE tell Ewe phucks who’s at the mound, —Louise? … King Louis XV is at The Plate, the count is 64 and Five on the weekend eve of Fat Tus Theys.

Note to editors, for context on Che Guevara, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs y Vilma Fuentes, skip to tomorrow —in Miami.

From the wire.

“There is no alternative to our kibbutz. ∴ there is and will be no alternative to getting rid of 🇷🇺Russian aggression once and for all, liberating the land and the people,” 🇺🇦 Zelensky said.

∴

🎶 C’mon Évry body 🩺 do that Congés…

 

Luna Park, Domingo 23 de enero — Synopsis de “aquí somos aquí estamos »

Mieux ask Kiko Belmont about Meaux and the RER.

But FO’ist, lo que el jueves le hizo a Jupiter :

🌬️ 🎶 Now when Eye talked to goD… many hairs ago when Eye was young going on 64, Eye knew doG would understand.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/01/23  /mundo /aprueba-francia-reforma-a-pensiones-pese-a-rechazo-popular/

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /False_friend

Extra-extra, Important News follow:

https ://letterboxd .com /film /important-news/
… actually a “SHORT“, not a “film“, but who’s watching anyhow, eh!

† 1570 – “Jimmy” Stewart, 1st Earl of Moray, regent for the infant King James VI of Scotland, is assassinated by firearm, the first recorded instance of such… but now is not the time to talk about GUN Control.

And what’s more, ladies and gentleman of the jury, it’s been brought to the this commission’s attention that James Stewart is a HomoPhone that goes by the name of Jefferson Smith, Stewart (if that is even his real name) is also a frequent guest at Senator Joseph “the paine” Scarborough’s speakeasy joint next to La Casa Blanca, in Washington D.C., called “The Renault”. It should be noted, ladies and gentleman of the jury, that at said dive³, both James Stewart and Senator Joseph “the paine” Scarborough co-opted The Spirit of Saint Louis into speaking favorably about the MARIAS MASSACRE and, ladies and gentleman of the jury, —other assorted holocausts.

— 1941 – Charles Lindbergh testifies before the U.S. Congress and recommends that the United States negotiate a neutrality  pact with Adolf Hitler.

³~. Antro in Mex., night club in Polite Society

Who’s who and what’s what? — … and Phat Basterd, youse not gonna believe who’s singing 🎂 Sapo Verde? Sean Penn³, off-course.

³~. Emmet Ray: You got a terrific body, you really do. Round. I like round. And I don’t mean fat! You got some heft. Makes a fella³ feel like he’s been someplace.

— 1910 – Django Reinhardt, Belgian guitarist and composer (†d. 1953)

In 20minutes . fr, cerf-panthère nos muestra una foto del Hospital Europeo Georges Pompidou en El Parque Citroën, capturada por El ex-policia judicial federal de Tijuana, Baja California (Norte), Francisco Belmont.

After the break, “botones” follows… y ni María Eugenia 🇨🇱 o mismo ni los andaluzes 🇪🇸 Paco RG y Salvador lo pueden negar, Juanito Guanavacoa es todo un jamed pack estuche de monerias, however, the following Blues session is not in the Key of Delta, what follows is an URGENT signature shred³ from Jeff Beck. Vocalists need-not apply; so you may keep the Blues Harps in your holster, Kiko.

³~. Sign on the … —— ↓:
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /John_Hancock

— 1737 – John Hancock, American general and politician, first person to ever be known to sign a document with GUSTO, Hancock was also notable for becoming a Governor of Massachusetts (†d. 1793).

The Doors of Perception en
Los Alpes de Kerschovas

ISOLA 2000 is just a Shot, a güey…

 

Lorem Ipsum check on Ewe.

April 🐠 in Paris 👼 — Poisson des Innocents

 

STILL TO COME, “Kerschovas” 9th Dream en el patín del diablo of The Dark Horse³… It’s a FESTEVUS Cunt-Auch and a Ghinni TestaRossa FOURTH THEY of CHRISTmás miracle on la rue des 🔔 Bourdonnais 🔔.

For context, Kerschovas dreamt of “Home Sweet Home” on yesterday’s “Allegretto-de–Aujourd’hui”, which is a normal 12-step episode for coping with a recent life-changing experience, such as homelessness.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /home-sweet-home -3516369

On This They today.

However, o, COMO LO PLAGIAN en la Universidad Nacional Autónoma JOHN MILL ACKERMAN de México†, Kerschovas awoke in a Roman Circus and discovered the skeletons 🩻 of last week’s Allegretto Junior Show in the Lion’s THEN… of all places,  ISSY, Denis Soula had them “hard pipe-hittin’ niggas » killed. Denis Soula has no SOUL.

†~. https ://www .elfinanciero .com .mx /nacional /2022/12/26 /plagio-de-tesis-de-ministra-yasmin-esquivel-amlo-asegura-que-respaldara-veredicto-de-la-unam/

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /en-route-pour-le-cirque -1546684

Yup, that Dere is a Hitchcock Silhouette 🗣️… SILENZIO… Must Be THIS 🍼 TALL 🍼 to Ride 🛝🎠🛴 🎪.

³~. The Quiet Beatle.

Of course, as with Évry thing, the VF don’t recognize King Putin’s … King Herod’s order to MO’ider all children under two, born in Belén. As the Very French tradition dictates, El Día de Los Inocentes is observed on the FO’ist THEY of April, when baby Jesus fed the 🔔 clochards 🔔 of la rue des Bourdonnais, un boîte de PILCHARDS to the Hungarian† masses.

†~. 1941 – World War II: 🎡 Operation 🕸️ Anthropoid 🕸️, the plot to assassinate high-ranking Nazi officer Reinhard Heydrich, commences 

El Circo de Kerschovas… Boulevard de Rochechouart 75000—CEDEX… 🤸🤹🏻‍♀️🤸🫵

And in Paris, Öüï now Ketches–up with a SuperStar Student on The Juanito Guanabacoa JUNIOR in 🇨🇦 CANADA 🇨🇦, 🎶 Oh, Canada SHOW :

🏎️ Copy-Pasta, ENZO 🏎️ … 🚜 COPY-Pasta 🚜, that’s the way Ewe do it, 🎶 you Play The Guitar on the RFPP¹… the little faggot with the Earring and the Make–Up, —yeah, Buddy! That’s his own Radio Show.

Oh, Canada.

¹~. Money for Winos†… Dire Streets.

†~. Pronounced with a Greek, not Latin “i” accent, as in… Wynton, Wings, and Wine .

🌬️… based on a TROU 🕳️ radio 📻 show en AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL… sponsored by STARBUCKS and the Home DEPOT en Los Santos de Mythos-sur-Leroy Merlin 🛠️⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⚒️🪚⛏️🧰📏📐🪣🥽…🩻

Eweish peoples are the WO’ist, especially the Ewes from AMERICA.

La Coalition juive républicaine dénonce Santos pour des mensonges sur ses références

https ://www .politico .com /news /2022/12/27 /republican-jewish-coalition-denounces-santos-for-lies-about-his-credentials -00075625

{and}

Juanito Junior (en CANADA)…

{if-AND-only-if}

Youse gonna’ copy my DRAFTS, Eye asks, motherfucker, TO KNOT BE LIKE THE FRENCH CHILDREN WHO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR PARENTS, and please RESPECT the CREATIVE COMMONS 🎅🏽CLAUSE that says the following:

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

Attribution — You must give appropriate credit, provide a link to the license, and indicate if changes were made. You may do so in any reasonable manner, but not in any way that suggests the licensor endorses you or your use†.

†~. Like RFPP does with Juanito Guanabacoa Sr., In-so-far as allowing the use of the RFPP facilities for the production of “Aquí somos, aquí estamos” show, but not taking on the responsibility of loading up a podcast version, of Francisco Belmont’s program on the RFPP (dot) NET site.

Share — copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format.

Happy Birthday, Lemmy!

Un homme incarcéré à Toulouse pour avoir violé sa fille et filmé les faits

Un homme incarcéré à Toulouse pour avoir violé sa fille et filmé les faits (20minutes.fr)

Adapt — remix, transform, and build upon the material for Non-Commercial purposes.

Ferruccio told Ferreol… te Callas y te Vas³

E.T.A. #99
Agropecuario de la S.E.P. (JoLoPo years)
not from the Diego Luna / César Chávez generation
… en Anhauser–Busch con Pantelion Films

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /musique-emoi /andrea –ferreol– comedienne -8051670

Previously on “Eye Can See For Miles, and then Some », said The Loon, after all, the title of “Drummer for the greatest rock and roll band », was a lot like Watts’ (Bad’um Tish!) personal Gravy Train, es decir,  Charlie wanted nothing more in life than to run a Jazz Joint in the cave of some Parisian château, and the same was for Keith, all that KEITH ever wanted to do was to run his very own Parisian Circus en hiver, printemps, l’été, and off-course during The FALL 🍁 en décalage².

Circus 🎪 Circus

… As for Mí, all I Ever Wanted was to build a better Lamborghini, ISSY, Dr. POISSON at the 🇪🇺 Sex Motel de Pompidou at Citroën Park can’t allow Mí to lie, Eye has taken apart a Ferrari 🐎 {or} two 🐎🐎. Eye has seen your sloppy frame, Enzo… what, are Ewe fuckers fabricating these frames in Slovakia like that “carbon-fiber” bicycle CUADRO that Eye found in a TrashCan next to the Beaubourg? What a MahRhoon 🐇…

The year 5783 in the rearview mirror.

BTW, them three dots are not puntos suspensivos but actually, WABBIT droppings, just for MEL.

But, FO’ist, Juanito Guanabacoa is revindicating his Policía Judicial de Narcos (experience) con un paisano de Home DEPOT; hoy no hubo blues, but the music of LA TELENOVELA de MariMar faintly plays in the background. Talía interpreta el clásico de la MAL27*, “los mexicanos que se van a EEUU no son como los que se vienen de refugiados Fi-Fi a Francia, especialmente los mexicanos que trabajan en—Especie, para la Embajada De México en Longchamps » 🐇 … o en cualquier iglesia de La Cruz de MALTA que les siga SU PINCHE JUEGO.

Which, brings U.S. back to French Retirement as seen by Angela Davis en un pasaje de Berkley. Key for this chapter is the COLECTIVIDAD HIPÓCRITA de chotas regenerados¹. Enter Through The GIFTS-HOP at Amnesty International y La Policía Judicial de don Miguel Nazar Haro (en France).

³~. “Héroe”, villano y policía :
https ://www .excelsior .com .mx/2012/01/28 /nacional /805757
Muere Miguel Nassar Haro, ex titular de la DFS

Sin Pathé for this devil.

Newspapers ask intimate questions
Want confessions
They reach into my head
To steal the glory of my story…

 

Extracto exprimé from

la marchantita† de TIGERLILY (1996)

†~. Formally of 10,000 Maniáticos

Georgina Moreno sponsors the “Act•i•Vida’ » d’estos ∴ masones ∴. El formato es el mismo de Xavier López “Chabelo”, pero haga ‘aste de cuenta marchantita, que en vez de ser transmitido por la FUNDACIÓN Televisa, las hazañas de La Red de Periodistas de rfpp en Caborca, Tamaulipas 🐇… En Bricorama y Leroy Merlin ahora llegan hasta su Negro Espejo cortesía de, ALICIA LEOS de Alicia Menéndez y sus American Voices en TELEMUNDO 🦚.

🐇 … and, José Díaz-Balart:
FUCK EWE TÚ!!!

But, I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano~Prieto, TELLS EWE WATT, José Díaz-Balart, after a motherfucking beer Öüï (that motherfucker) is going to Shout the lighting of the 7th Candle, of the 7th They of the Week, in the Crossroads with Jesus “the fucking” Christ with Hanukka 5783…

BONUS TRACK for el señor Ángel en el Show del 25 de diciembre del año 2022:

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Year_6000 (∑)

Much like your experience when YOU sir, arrived to San Diego, Californa, and your uncle treated you like the FRENCH sponsor on the Simpsons EPisToLA touching the subject of foreign exchange students (have JUANITO Guanavacoa’s son in CANADA look it up) the YEAR 5783 is as Mr. Osburne would howl, “SYMBOLIC, off-course », just like that symbolic 16 de septiembre when you made it accross from MANU CHAO’s “panamericana” en Tijuana, and over to San Clemente (Ja’cques) before Los Padres (en San Diego), the SUM of All Things below is just Hanukka and X-MÁS crossing la línea de La Americas en el Puente de El Paso.

Les Crepes of Wrath
“Aquí se viene a trabajar”
🐇 … dicen los huercos

(∑) According to tradition, the Hebrew calendar started at the time of Creation, placed at 3761 BCE.[5] The current (2022/2023) Hebrew year is 5783. By this calculation, the end of the 6000th year would occur at nightfall of 16 September 2240[6] on the Gregorian calendar.

Who’s Gonna Build Your HandiCapable Village?

People often stop Mí in the middle of a trip to ask where “el toledo 🚾 ” is located at, and my first reaction is, ‘watt’EM# Eye, a salarié de la bendita Paris Tourism Board 🛹 ?’, and then after seeing their jeepers turn de UN indigo indigne-vous is when Eye tells them trav’Lers, “la taza 🚽 del lugar está al Fondo; ala Derecha”.

Jump from, “By the numbers with nombres” y viceversa en dorso, off–course.

🌬️🎶 Yo! Ha’ ya doin’

Sorry Eye can’t get true

Why don’t Ewe leave your nombre y tu número?

De La Soul, putos!

From l’Alma, putos!

 

 

Just the facts, Timeline. Where where you when Guerrero comenzó a temblar… and Timeline responds, en el 5⁰ Sueño, siñor del Toro. I know no Chronos!

In Contexto:

¿Dónde te agarró el temblor?
La Crisis sin Chico, Che!

Won’t Ewe, come see about Mí?

To The Moon, Alicia. Tú, the Moon.

 

Don’t you Simple French Fuchs Forget about Mí, because Eye, unlike otros ojos mexicanos lindos 🕵🏻‍♂️, Eye knows that l’Alma termina en dónde Longchamps comienza, es decir, en el mero culo del Caballo del General George WaWaLand en París, casi esquina con Tokio, el Palacio, —knot the Risin’ Sun 🌞.

Over at the Juanito Wannabacoa orbit, rfpp is sucking a big Bleu coq of Le Roi, no less. It’s not only tributary, but symbolic of yesterday’s Rosbif catastrophe.

A la memoria de Nazar Haro, mentor de los Guanabacoas en RFPP… Before Eye Accuse, Ewe… take another look in the mirror, mister Le Roi, or whatever your Nombre† est.

 

†~. That’s French for nomenclature… Can Ewe, entendre moi bien, mon écoute?

But speaking of slaves, is there anything missing in this 🚾? Except for accountability, and a Bud™ if youse a lowly peasant, Eye can’t think of a doG danG ThinG.

In the WO’ids of Pundita Rhulita³: don’t hate the Game, hate the ⚽ FIFA ⚽ and the 🇫🇷 elite 🇫🇷, not the game 🌬️ :

The RATP HandiCapable Bleus. In local News, Valérie Pécresse, Île-de-Saint Louis préfet, vows to install some kick-ass screens on Évry privatized inner-city collective transportation system bus 🚌 for the 2024 Olympics. The funds for such endeavor de envergadura, of course arrive via the SPLASH FUND from the Burning of Nuestra Señora de París, and that pesky hunchback, NostraCosa.

³~. Stephanie Rhule’s, “Hate the Game not the Players” δ Hour.

Any how, SoFy Velasco is not scheduled to tell those tales that she tells so well, Dommage en Dimanche, and–so, Öüï (that motherfucker) is going to continue reviewing Cousin Joe’s criticism of Messi 🇦🇷, and substitute El Gran LIO, for the soup sandwich of Sir Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

 

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Capitalismo efímero en décalage

Roadhouse Trucking… shithouse is at the end of the River, under a bridge 🌉.

The fuck you faggots know about Change?

Hocus what?

Vilma Fuentes, La Jornada, 10 julio, 2022:

Let’s check the numbers on that date, ∵ that 10/07/2022 must be from the new « epístolas » of Vilma Fuentes, ∵ that Waterloo episode sounds like an Old Regime entry in, “Nosotros ya no somos los mismos”, Pacheco.

Gotcha!

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/10/02 /politica /mar-de-historias-nieve-en-primavera/

https :// youtube .com/watch?v=52_3VCnKI8Y

And here is why, anybody can pick up the 1968 flag, particularly the Mexican edition of that year; I present as documented evidence, Dr. John Mill Ackerman and his nepotistic wife, generational social justice racketeers who in on October 02, 2014, tore their robes off to denounce La Matanza de Tlatelolco to a Parisian university audience, long story short, when López Obrador became president of The Mexican United States, Mrs. Ackerman was positioned in a cabinet position. The first thing that she did was to exonerate the “top federal cop”, currently in charge of the COAL INDUSTRY in Mexico, for his involvement in the torture and death of a Drug Enforcement Administration spook in Jalisco.

In Technicolor

And then of course, doña Eréndira Sandoval proceeded to appoint extended members of the SANDOVAL clan from Veracruz, to key positions in the Obrador regime.

https ://mexico .as .com /mexico /2021/06/21 /actualidad /1624304249_900211 .html

 

Sin embargo: this is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, the store is hiring. La “suspención de garantias” no aplicán en Pôle Emploi, ask Florence Cassez, she took an ElBow Grease job with The Zodiacos in The México of Fox 🇲🇽, and she still got RSA en Puerto Vallarta when she was Johanna Gallo, en Cuernavaca de San Ángel.

Any how, HERE is the low-down on today’s programming during The Juanito Guanabacoa Show, but before that Spiel arrives, Öüï urges the good people in México, to go ahead and KILL A CHILANGO, I am Sirius, kill a fucking Chilango y haz patria, hijo de la chingada.

Long story short, the assassination of Mexican students in 1968, and as Johnny Guanavacoa mentioned on the Juanito Canales Show, in 1971 that tragedy would not have turned into a Palmolive™️ soap opera if those “little mexicans” would not have tried to be French in the first place.

As doña Vilma Fuentes, so fucking solemnly states: Only the French are allowed to have Liberty and happiness, developing Shithole countries should just be grateful for Tú Dollar/Euro/Yen discount stores. Note to editors, in recent weeks, the Sterling Pound has gone the way of Acapulco. In other words, The U.K. is about to start World War III once the owner of the Manchester United 👹 realizes that his precious Premier League ⚽ is about to have the same purchasing power as Los Gallo’s Blancos 🤌🏽 de Puebla (Querétaro, pues).

 

 

1 de octubre, 2022 — Yes, Öüï Khan, break da’ Rhules.

Previously on, “Pare de Surfear”, God continues to reign as the most important sponsor of war 🪖, in this edition of The Church of Pare de Sufrir (🇧🇷), The Russian Orthodox’s Church (🇷🇺) Patriarch Kirill the First, just promised Russian conscripts 72 virgins to rape, upon arriving to Russian heaven when they become Dead as Stalin, in Ukraine.

Jihad in Cyrillic… “Russian soldiers who die in the Ukraine war are committing a ‘sacrifice’ that ‘washes away all the sins’”, said the Patriarch of Saint-Sulpice, Paris 6éme.

En fin, God and Country… over at RFPP 106.3 fm, Osler (🇵🇪) anda revisando “La Carta de Madrid” en Segovia, España, con Toussaint y un tal 🇪🇸 Pepé Mejía 🇪🇸. It’s a repeat 🔁 from last week’s show.

Our coverage at ASEGOVIA3 is not a repeat, but an UPDATE for the “good people at Media Part », coincidentally, last week’s Edition of the Juanito Guanavacoa Show touched on something along this alley, context on the cutline of the frame below:

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v=R5u5Iyafk-k 

EL TRANSFONDO

No Habrá Final Feliz… long story short a jailed Mexican solider explains to the BBC (yes, that BBC) why he could not reveal the corruption surrounding him in the years when FLORENCE CASSEZ was the Mexican President’s guest of honor in a Chilango Jail. Synopsis: the main fish, Genaro García Luna, and other high-ranking Mexican Officials had not been apprehended yet³. Hilarity ENSUES when a JUANITO GUANABACOA™ recorded laughter track is backmasked to the interview of former Infantry Captain Vladimir Ilich Malagón.

³~. Context follows, but it is right up the alley of the Stephanie Menous’s files at the Préfecture de Police, in the sense that in 2013, when Bruno, her boss, asked of me to give him an organigram, or a chart of what I was supposed to find out, my response, I am not a fortune teller, I don’t have a crystal ball, I am a reporter and I have certain leads which I cannot furnish you with. And this is when mister Bruno dropped the name of PABLO GLEASON in the docket.

Juanito’s Mexique Big Ranch, don’t drink the Kool-Aid™️, and don’t eat the Tacos, Juanito makes Em# from Sheltered Dogs and rescues.

At the HdV en Paris Centre el colectivo CUBO just recreated the scene en Las Canarias. La escenografía se pinta Zola, Emilio.

La Pundita appears courtesy of Greenwich Mean Time and the River Thames, the passing of the Queen is another reminder before September 2022 ‘Bites The Dust‘ that Las Malvinas 🇬🇧 no es América 🇦🇷.

ToMorrEAU never knEaus.

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Page Tú… Morning Star ✨ Edition in Hawaii

Over at Botzaris, Juanito made an early start en, De quel âge?

In another quadrant, Louie Le Vau, the favorite architect of El Partido Is putting the final touches on the Olympic Design for the October Olympics. Under his belt is a commission to design the perfect classrooms for plots outside of the metropolitan Intelectuales.
Escuela Agropecuaria Técnica nº 99 / EST #15.

 

In local news, Venezia.

Reflexión en el espejo de SoFy Velasco:

los perritos

Protocolo de Estambul es código de Tortura en México llevado a cabo por los oficiales de L’Equinoxe… judiciales militares.

 

El periodismo de investigación, cómo LA Música VIVA, siempre es mejor en Vivo y no como crónica. La crónica es una TELENOVELA para Los Intelectuales. ¡Bravo, Juanito! Clap 👏🏼 Clap , CLAP 🖕🏼.

 

Para variar, Juanito celebra la denuncia testimonial de Ayotzinapa, para un público colombiano, la cosa, Señor Temor is de Greco, en su momento, cuando los representantes de Ayotzinapa pasarón por París, los pastores de la protesta PaRiSiNa, repito:

los pastores de la protesta PaRiSiNa

se vieron más cautivados por los OjOs de Perro de Residente (René Pérez) en el Bataclán. En contexto, y en resumidas cuentas, el mero día de la protesta (reglamentada por la Préfectura de París) Amnesty International (A.I.) celebraba su aniversario número ‘quién sabe qué’ y A.I. tenía la Plaza de La República a reventar, y por eso era lógico que John Mill Ackermam y Pablo Gleason (cine institucional Viva México) se llevarán a Omar y los 43 mexicanitos en París, por la rue de Cascades, la misma del Señor Velasco.

Time-delayed plot

Sofy-ToNaNa es enviada hasta Colombia gracias a una beca del Espejo del Perro Con Paciencia Agradecida, de la rue Solidaridad en Botzaris, Francia.

Y SoFy Velasco jumped on The Alix in WonderLand… bandwagon, y los Trabalenguas de maravillas fueron reprimidos en palmadas. And not to be outdone by Manitas en décalage, Juanito Guanabacoa se fue a Chingar a su Madre a Colombia 🕜… nota a SoFy Velasco, los mexicanos en donde quiera usted que anden —o no anden– son hijos de La Malinche y por eso, ZóFy VVelasko, te aseguro que no hay ofensa. Ask ToNaNa. Lewis Carroll just gave Juanito un poco d’Agua 🎩.

If it’s Domingo, it’s Siempre Sunday. Who’s gonna argue that logic? Los lunáticos de Hilo, Hawaii, that’s who. Why Eye reckons that when Lundi arrives at Lidl in CET, The Sac-n-Saves in Hawaii are going to say to Sunday in Paris, “why you just might have to wait for the décalage de La Samba en Marte”. In the mean time wait for IAN to pass the beans before you visit Méliès en Montreuil-sous-Vincennes.

And, Phat Basterd, please relay to Luc Fregön at Siren Central, that RFPP 106.3 fm might just be worth saving, hold that Battery of Special Artillery on Camarón Camp at Buttes-Chaumont.

You may blow your nose, but leave your Scarf on.

En Persia, inspired perhaps by The Sheik of Arabi, Iranian féminas burned Their Bibles in a gran fogata con Los Alegres de Terán en La Sultana del Bayenato en La Fundidora de La Macro Plaza del Obispado rayado, —en Monterrey, Nuevo Lyon 🤠.