The Punchline, delivered by La Campeona, Carla Bruni

No pun intended:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-une-musique-de-lutte

but a fun way to remember what a RECIPROCAL is—is  by FLIPPING 🖕 IT 👇 OVER

La Pasión de Carla… y las tangas de Raphaël Morán en « Mediapart ».

—Did you say…?

—Whore.

¡…..Öüï now returns to the conclusion of Ausente en París y La Campeona por Alfonso Reyes …………….!

Marjolena Kalten-porten Ángola, —I Love You, I miss you, and tómate está TKT 🍻 con Mí-Go.

Smells like teen spirit.

… just the facts Mediapart, and nuttin’ but the motherfucking facts:

Armando Segovia came to France inspired by some dude named Tocqueville and hoping for a bit of reciprocal courtesy from the people who claim that they had invented la “llamada” Liberté, what Armando found [instead] was Emiliano Zapata dressed like a fag and his image manipulated by Pablo Gleason y la Préfecture de Police.

Zapata in Drag — PARIS FASHION WEEK 2025.

Cosecha de un árbol de pólvora {the 🎤 punchline} :

Overcoming the general astonishment, Monsieur Machin, ever analytical, asks:

But then, dolphin or mermaid, naiad, oceanid or demon… without skirts, would you like to tell us how, when, where you acquired such agility and grace in swimming, such athletic perfection, such extraordinary mastery of… of… of… of…

And the oceanid, candidly, cuts him off:

“C’est que… vous savez? Avant de venir ici je faisais le trottoir á Venise.

From Árbol de pólvora

Pledge request update : nevermind Pablo

Please ignore any request for support.

Thoughts and prayers, the good thing about the Minneapolis shooting is that now, that DONALD JOHN TRUMP matter-of-factly strolls towards the great dictator status, guns will have to be outlawed because the worst enemy of a fascist dictator is an armed militia. Hope and Pray 🙏.

🔥

We are going to set the world on fire, fuck it… rape and murder will follow, little kids (boys and girls) will squeal like hogs and their parents will watch.

Don’t Shoot The Messenger.

2 DEAD, 17 INJURED in MINNEAPOLIS, mini sota.

This is our last post. Have a nice Thursday.

Tú… Rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau 92130

It’s OFFICIAL, no Summer OLYMPICS YEAR is over until GUSTAVO DÍAZ ORDAZ orders The OLYMPIA BATALLION to sing las mañanitas to “la revolución”.

Dos de octubre

Hollande y Hierba Mala — The most important bombshell in Prof. Billy “The Cook” seminar (more popular than any lecture at Vanderbilt University) was that Nic would dress-up after dealing with Tuscan hillbillies and engage in conversations with Susana Poveda, or even Denisa Kerschova (before she abandoned the Tati bag and cut her hair).

Not to be undone by SheInBaum’s instauration in MexicoLandia, François Hollande goes Technicolor on Malherbe.

Not sure what to call the former French honcho, Apolonia address that nigger as a with the title of deputy… meanwhile in Israel, in Israel no pasan Flechas.

Anyhow, never mind Mister Hollande and his French hillbilly circonscription, and here is why Nicolle Wallace, because:

Fuck The AMERICAN corn growing industry and their fake 🥼 CORN 🌽… and Ken Salazar, Fuck you too.

After The Boys of Summer are gone, so will The Middle East ☢️☣️⚠️

Mexicanos en el extranjero: tu Shangai da madre, —rémora 🦈

Entonces, Miguel Gleason, si tu primo se llama Pablo, y si nos conocimos en el Salón Júarez de la Casa de México de la Ciudad Universitaria de Paris (14éme), sabrás de antemano que:

It’s primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, Issy madame, Saturday Morning Car Toons in Paris, France, 👆🏽sippin’ on Gin & Juice.

It’s a fucking MARATHON

 

Mexican official goes berserk in China after he loses losing his marbles with, with for it, wait… the help.

🇲🇽

https ://www .infobae .com /mexico /2024/08/09 /leopoldo-michel-diaz-mexico-s-consul-in-shanghai-was-relieved-of-his-post-after-insulting-diplomatic-personnel

En octobre tenía que ser, porque diciembre es para los tamales de Guadalupe-Reyes.

Tan-ta-ran—TAN TAN.

Antología: ⚽

De sombrerito para octubre.

Minuto 90 + 7

¡No apto para cardíacos!!!

🔵 Francia 3 — España 3 🟡

De sombrerito… chapeau 🥊

Minuto 120 + 6043 segundos = 🇪🇦 5 , 🇨🇵 3.

06h23 in CET — A New Mount Olympus Record ⚡

The timing and the cadence

It is now 06h35 and a thirteen-minute thunder show continues to circle the Île -de-France like a battery 🔋 bunny 🐇 on Armstrong juice. Heck, it’s 06h40 and if Zeus doesn’t stop, then that’ll be an interesting Triathlon to have.

Made possible thanks to photo chop.

 

06h23 to 06h50… and one can still hear the thunder heading North.

Any how here’s Fou°Quet, Zalco~Atl in real Stream time, the time was supposed to be 1968, but instead the time-traveling witch-a-magi-Git dropped the tracking device at The Cluny sometime in the Middle Ages on account of the May protests that would darken the tone of The First satellite 📡 COLORED transmission 🛰️ of the Summer Olympic games, in October, because as our Magik Cirkle always lays: de octubre, —tenía que ser. Es cosa del otro jueves.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /us /three-sept-11-suspects-agree-plead-guilty-guantanamo-new-york-times-reports2024-07-31/

And in Washington, D.C., it’s “that’s what You get for waterboarding, when Ewe (motherfuckers) should have been surfing”… X marks the spot.

MedEvil Mecs y Co.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2024/7/31 /torturan-decapitan-un-gato-por-fiesta-patronal-en-guerrero

But seriously, Willie Geist, any monkee can go to Montmartre and use the background to lay the spiel, but can Ewe not only put music to el fondo like Eye does and but also smack one or two dimensions and a flying dinosaur to Katy Kay?

But first, it’s a new telenovela, “Ana Pata de Chancho 🐽 ”

 

Pata de perro no es, the Mexican Minister of SPORTS makes the Mexican Olympic team sell their underwear 🩱 after sex, not a race, in order for the swimmers to PAY THEIR OWN WAY to La Seine. ¡Viva México!

 

And Katty Kay, the gall, Katty Kay. The Gall de France for allowing Kier Simmons to climb up the Dome of my night shack (next to Au Pied de Cochon) at The Bourse de Pinault just to get a snapshot of the top of The Centre Pompidou. The Gall France 🦈 The Gall!

Rosbifs by the double-decker load — Your mother Should* Suck Dicks in Hell

Trapos neo-colonialistas? If and only if, there exists a backward difference between fertile African WimeN and the nymphomaniacs de Evaristo Galois en la rue Verneuil (Paris – 6émé).

 

Happy Birthday, Tin Tan!
1915 -1973
50th Any°Verse°Ari°

News Flash ⚡: Tin Tan will play the role of Évariste Galois, the most impulsive of them ‘Ol… the role was supposed to go to Cantinflas but Mario Moreno es puro rollo, y nada d’estilacho.

El exorcismo de Liêm…
¶ 5, Page 181:
Maybe I’ll bump into Liêm, a frail Vietnamese I met recently in a store on rue du Louvre. The news is dull. He has no social housing in the neighborhood. Looking defeated, still depressed, Liêm no longer dreams of a return to an ordinary life, a job, a home to call his own, a family. One [foot) in front of the other. Liêm is an avid bowler, and I’ve never seen him happier than when, on behalf of [la] Bagagerie, He organizes the Halles garden. I hope to see him smiling again the day I stroll down to the boulistes.

For those out of the loop, Germán Genaro Cipriano Teodoro Gómez Valdés y Castillo “Tin Tan” was not only The Fifth Element but people who know*, know that Tin Tan was also The Fifth Beatle.

*~. know, that Ewe knows, ELO.

And, Katty Kay:
Medieval WimeN… should know… Who am I to write a book.

In local news, today’s Word of The Day is:

Tea, as in… a noun that describes some kind of interesting or confidential information; gossip; news.

https ://www .dictionary .com /e /word-of-the-day /tea -2023-09-19

[News] THE EXORCIST returns to theaters for 50th Anniversary

In other events of the THEY (efemérides):

Horror en ortografía, y otras memorias del Cardenal Ximénez while visiting his French bitch, Cardinal Richelieu ♦️

 

— 1985¹ & 2017²
Sobredosis de cemento
On a day like today, a devastating earthquake in MÉXICO misinterpreted yesterday’s “Word of Day”, eggcorn, which as defined by any re°puta°ble dictionary it decodes into the following:

Un mot ou une phrase qui est une altération apparemment logique d’un autre mot ou d’une autre phrase qui semble similaire et qui a été mal entendu ou mal interprété, comme « conte de vieux sages » pour « conte de vieilles femmes en queues ».

Woman on the verge of a long-ass cue.

¡Viejas Feas!

 

This mono light orchestra is a work in progress, made in France; by Mí.

 

Le CHO IX con pétalos de rosa 🦶🏾🔥

So that’s where Mr. Ray keeps the good stuff, Golden Toilet at the Beaubourg; sótano sous-section.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Tolidos

Later on 🇨🇦 Broadcast Network, I take a look at “en octubre tenía que ser », Alberta.

Event

40th Annual Western Society for French History Conference

*~. Maison de l’Amérique latine, 217 Bd Saint-Germain, 75007 Paris

Warning _ Les Tout-Petit screengrabs are Closer Than They Appear_Thank You HOLLANDE (2014)… and mister Macron (with the Hitler moustache³) thanks for the SIRET – SIRENE offer in 2018/19, but from the bottom of my screengrabs, Eye couldn’t possibly, I am booked on Tuesday!

³~. Please don’t shoot the Mexican… the messenger.

Banff, Alberta, 🇨🇦.
Duration: Oct 1 2012 → Oct 31 2012

Previously on Cuentos Chinos, “Well, you’ve HO’id about the 🏃‍♀️ Boss 🏃🏽…tone 🏃🏼‍♀️. It’s not one of those,” Klein. This one here, señor Cuarón, —and your nephew Mateo³, should know— is about The Conquest and The CAOS.

https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /El_infierno_2010

https ://nit .com .au /31-03-2023 /5448 /vatican-formally-repudiates-doctrine-of-discovery-which-gave-the-churchs-blessing-to-colonisation

En fin, Carlos Prieto Acevedo, así concluye mi cobertura de Lady Madonna³, o algo así, lo cierto es de que como yo no comprendo la lengua castellana del mentado, Instagram™, ni manejó el LinkedIn®, creo yo que no se le podrá dar seguimiento a lo que pasó en el Centro Histérico de Méxicali, ahora que la comunidad de los descendientes de la comunidad asiática de La Rumorosa y Tecate se a dado a la tarea de rescatar su propio futuro entre los herederos de Plutarco Elías Calles y los Hank González… sin olvidar a los Nazis del Partido Acción Nacional y los nuevos reyes del Mambo en La Nueva República: morena y sus cuatros transformados del Sol Azteca.

³~. http ://www .anagrama-ed .es /libro /narrativashispanicas /una-cita-con-la-lady /9788433998842 /NH_635

”Congruent is just a word you made up and, … ³”.

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If you believe MÉLIÈS 🕴️put a man 🌙 on the moon 🐇…

 

Préfets Les TO’itolls  🐢 de Macron 🐒
It’s Got What It Takes 🎶
… [M]ight as well face it, you’re addicted to romA³
👄👠🕶️

In Local news, 🇵🇪  Osler Amaro dignó con su re-transmission desde El Perú a las ondas de radio en el cuadrante, no confundir con “el cuadrado” porque eso es otra cosa, de Paname, pero eso es solo porque el Pôle Emploi (oficina del desempleo) requiere que todo y toda derechohabiente al desempleo se manifieste por lo menos una vez cada tres meses para justificar el beneficio de RSA¹… o su pago en especie, depende el compromiso que dicho ex-patriado haya logrado en su “experiencia” migratoria.

¹~. Knot to Bee confused with The RZA, because that nigga D.A.R.E. is on the Kung-Fu Channel with Summer Madness.

 

En fin, para cerrar la secuencía del otro día en la rue de la Verrerie, ahora interpretamos para nuestros no-lectores lo que para este blog significa la Solidaridad Arbitriaria, REMEMBER NOW, the black fellas is not the reason for explaining the sequence of THUMBNAILS showing la rue de la Verrerie on February 1st.

In a few paragraphs I will get to that and address the 🤬 Solidaire Fellows 🐛 who without having a frame of reference of the SITUATION that was developing in front of the All-You-Can-Eat (3-plate limit) Chinese buffet, AUTOMATICALLY and with the STAUNCHEST “🧐indignez-vous” attitude 🐛 took the side of the noble 🤬 EBONY 🦺 MEN and scorned the little “ROM²” being held from the t-shirt 💥 collar by a 6-foot tall 🦺 negro.

²~. For context, it has become a normal thing in La FRANCE, for me, Armando Segovia | Armando Serrano~Prieto, anyway, to be second-guessed about my nationality by both peace officers and regularIndignez~Vousfaggety-fucks, and be called a “roma”, which is just fine with Eye and it sure fits Mí well… Check with Emilio “El Indio” Fernández, because in my neck of the cotton fields of La Laguna (en Durango, MX), El INDIO killed a “terrateniente DEAD” [https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /2023/02/03 /tribunales-resolveran-secuestro-del-lago-escondido-en-argentina-9706 .html /cabayo.jpg-4546 .html/image_large?bc=2023-02-03T20:00:06-06:00] for pestering a group of “húngaros”, which is what the Roma people are referred to as, down yonder.

Frame 1 and 2 have a TimeStamp of 16h01, frame 3 was snapped at 16h02 and for CONTEXT, up until this particular point in time I had not noticed the short fella looking in my direction on that frame (n°3), I did not become aware of THE SITUATION until I arrived to the intersection that joins the All-You-Can-Eat (3-plate limit) Chinese buffet, the Thai Massage Parlor and a certain big chain conveniance store in front of Madonna’s Record Shop on La Verrerie.

From Red October… _–·’·–_ told Jah, you niggas would turn White as a reciprocal property o(f) reactions🇨🇵 .
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: Speaking of horses did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions.
Hunter: What?
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: From 🇸🇦 Portugal. The Lipizzaner stallions. The most highly trained horses in the world. They’re all white?
Hunter: Yes, sir.
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: “Yes, sir” you’re aware they’re all white or “Yes, sir” you’ve seen them?
Hunter: Yes, sir I’ve seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they’re are all white. They are not from 🇸🇦 Portugal; they’re from 🇪🇸 Spain and at birth, they’re not white; they’re black. Sir.
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: I didn’t know that. 🧐 But they are from 🇸🇦 Portugal.
[🧐Chuckling🧐]
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: Some of the things they do, uh, defy belief. Their training program is simplicity itself. You just stick a cattle prod up their ass and you can get a horse to deal cards.
[🧐Chuckles🧐]
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: Simple matter of voltage.
To see the full effect of the scene, you can watch the video here.

[Frame sequence with new picture ratios follow]

From my recollection this is what followed after I walked away from the la rue Saint-Bon (where I have been snapping shots of that corner starting from the point of VIEW of la “FAIENCE de BUGS BUNNY” in front of the Presbytere, days before The King’s daughter departed Earth to join Elvis in Machupichu or Titicaca, —o Yo-Qué-!!!

 

 

“a square is a rectangle with congruent sides and right angles”.

Excerpt from a reddit LPT³ thread

³~. https ://www .reddit .com /r /LifeProTips /comments /10smg7x /lpt_dont_fool_yourself_by_comparing_a_few_google/

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? — The UK Subs leave The Union

Up Next, Dora meets Armando at the Louvre, hilarity ensues when Futuro Pelo is not what Peniley at REFORMA think it is… also, wetbacks in Hollywood believe that Latinos are underrepresented at RFPP . NET, The Unesco and, at THE CARTÓN that Paco Calderón y El PRI/AN built.

1969The Beatles spielen auf dem Dach der Apple-Studios in der 3 Savile Row in London (Westminsterville) ihr letztes Live-Konzert. Wegen eines drohenden Verkehrschaos muss das Konzert nach 42 Minuten abgebrochen werden.

Radio 📻 Debout re-visited for MINERVA y para Andalucía… it’s a bonus track for tomorrow’s NATIONAL SPORTS THEY in La Franche… “You’ll be older, tú ».

☄️ Get Back to where Ewe Once Be Long 📏

☄️1996 — Der japanische Amateurastronom Yūji Hyakutake entdeckt den „Großen Kometen von 1996“, Hyakutake.

It’s the start of (i shit you knot):

🇮🇳 Season for Nonviolence🇺🇸
1998 : in Littleton (🇺🇸 COLORADO), Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold are arrested for stealing a computer from inside a van. This is one of the events that if the police had investigated¹ they would have prevented (20 days after the Season for Nonviolence) the Columbine massacre.
🇮🇳 January 30 – April 4 🇺🇸 

1948 – Following the assassination of the Indian 🇮🇳 independence movement leader against 🇬🇧 British rule, Mahatma Gandhi (b. 1869), in his home compound, the date becomes “Martyrs‘ Day” in Indiaand in Memphis, aussi.

🎳 Jesus Quintana 🎳meets The Walrus, hilarity ensues when 😡 WALTER Sobchak 🤬 tells Donnie to, “shut the fuck up, Donny! »

¹~. “The boys’probation officer discharged them from the program a few months ahead of schedule for good behavior. Regarding Harris, it was remarked that he was “a very bright individual who is likely to succeed in life”, while Klebold was said to be intelligent, butneeds to understand that hard work is part of fulfilling a dream.” This last part inspired NASTY to write his n° 1 Solo Hit, “HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN” for the Broadway Musical Show; Michael Moore is Bowling Foo.

In Local news, La Nuit Debout is nothing but a delivery pizza job platfom, INDEED!

Forecast for Tuesday calls for tornados

— 1956 – In the United States, Civil Rights Movement leader Martin Luther King Jr.’s home is bombed 💥 in retaliation for the Montgomery 🚍 bus 🗣️ boycott 🤹.

 

 1972The Troubles: Bloody Sunday: British paratroopers open fire on anti-internment marchers in Derry, Northern Ireland, killing 13 people another person later dies of injuries sustained.

Meanwhile, on a day like today, but on Sunday in 1972, EWE TOO made their  ‘public performance’ debut at The US Festival near the GLEN HELEN CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, in the foothills of San Bernardino, California… legend has it, that on cold windy nights, pintos³ at the low-security prison can still hear The Echos of “Sunday Bloody Sunday”, trou 🕳️ story, doc!

Sweet McCarthy thought he had a woman , but Taylor Green was just another man.

 

³~. Charlie Sheen ⚾ in Major League… The Superbowl is here, Spring Season’s just around the bend on I-15 and U.S. Route 66.

 

Dear, MARA Gay (The NYT) meet Phat Basterd’, guy’s a fag

Have a doughnut, because the Reverend Al’s face says it all, the GW Bush pundits³ are all laughing at you, Knot with Mí:

Across The Mancha, women no longer have to pay The Taxman for lettin’ IT, Bleed 🩸.

 

Press 1 for Dominion, press tú for Ewe!

Famous Monsters… Don’t Open ‘Till Doom’s They. Misfits Only.

{and}

https ://youtu .be /6nG_4e39gL4

Mara Gay, Dr. Poisson can’t let me, Armando Segovia, lie. As she was receiving the news from Montpellier, I was invoking Gary in the very City that he was born in (Corona)… I don’t say this lightly because she is the one who turned in the “love letters” to BORIS and Stephanie Menou at the Prefécture. Issy, there is a personal side, but this blog is ALL TRADE… as in profession not a fucking EXCHANGE.

And, Mara, if you want to double-check the source… follow my steps to San Pedro and head over to the French Consulate across the harbor on The PCH to Santa Monica and ask the fellows there what my Home of Record was before obtaining that CCT.

³~. For context listen to Elise Jordan explain Gary WEBB in the context of the Iraq War… which is why I learned to Stop hating The Gwars and Learned to Love mister Dominique de Villepin’s daughter in New York¹.

🍩

A Fish is born…
XVIII STREET Games of the XXIII Olympiads

Coffee’s just about to be brewed, and them Cucarachas are seasoning the sugar.

It’s Time to listen to them Roaches…

¹~… but my heart belongs to Nathalie (Not-ah-Lie!!!) 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🥁

Anyhow, Nathalie, don’t wait for Mí, Eye is going to do some peer-reviewed Bass Extracts… she’s just a source.

Riiiight!