Tag Archives: Alicia Menendez — La Tina USA

And, Alicia Menéndez… They time TV???

¡Ay, Chabela!

Spring Breakers economy in Cancún… 1280 flights 🛬 landed this weekend in the Ted Cruz’ family TimeShare paradise.

 

Al mirar tus lindos ojos y mirar tus lindas formas

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Ur-ZULA — Cien Años ¿dónde está MA-condo?

Yo me digo:

¡Ay, Chabela!

“A complete disrespect to the process”.

But seriously, Alicia Menendez, why? Why would Sweet Simone bring up her Daddy Issues onto the Russert kid’s shoulder? Why?

In Washington… Alicia, yet again, is kicked out off the table.

If i had a page for every post here, i could stand next to the antenna on top of the Eiffel Tower too.

The First 100 Naps and a dream of Sex in The Middle Ages

The Birth of Cuckold 🤌🏿… I can see for Miles 

The Birth of Cuckold followed by She Bops.

🎺 Time After Time… For What It’s Worth

And, Alicia enCadenaDA, Eye don’t know if you noticed but this blog, ASEGOVIA3, is the blog that gives you Would.

🐓

50 Years of Roosters in The ‘NAM🪞MAN… ahora mira a tus hijos porque te preguntarán, Kash Patel³

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no oh,
you know he ain’t gonna die

NOBODY EXPECTS 🍎 THE SPANISH INQUISITION 

How Do EWE like Them Apples… No pirates allowed. We are RAIDERS motherfucker.

³~. Está Es Tu Vida… The Spanish F.B.I. de Summers, and I am talking about DAVID, not Sting’s Andy police, man.

Over at SIXTEEN Chapels, including that one in Rome where FRUITS, yes Kir, those fucking APPLES are turning into weapons of Mass Séduction.

Ink 🫟 this Ananas Giriharadas, ink this:

Never mind the details, Mika… The Devil is in the MARGINS… Gene Robinson at The Bezos Times calls IT!, marginalia on your Labia.

Saint Jérôme is a fucking idiot who knew shit about TRANSLATION in the IV century and less about THE UNITED FRUIT COMPANY in MATEHUALA. Cardinal Ximénez knew it and that is why you, Ewe, mister Ananas 🍍 if that is even your Real Name, EWE need to read FRUTOLOGÍAS (Taurus, 2025). It’s in Castellano, not Spanish… so don’t ask Jeremy to translate the tome for youse all. So pena of confusing PERI (hanging fruit, like say mis aguacates) for malum, which as Yoko Ono knows started the “cover your shame” with a fig leaf fad(o)at El Corte Inglés.

Volver… Jesús Fucking Christ!!! Knot A Second Time.

Now pay your taxes, or Don Quichotte is going to send Sancho to raid your bed. And only a Fool Would bet against Liverpool when The Canucks are changing horse in the first Day of Donald Trump’s reign of GRAFT.

You don’t have the brows, Pablo… you don’t have Em# ☘️

Go to sleep, Stephanie… I Need You Tonight because it’s all in excess.

Tariff ON – Tariff OFF

Pablo Ef’d Around and… what’s the name of your podcast?

Tercía de putos* on MSNBC Sports. Mhé, Eye thinks that Öüï can’t hold Em#: Full House of plenty, and no. Today is 14/3 not 3/14 in CET. π-Day is on THIRD, April, —you fool.

And, π is out on third thanks to an observant first Base(head)man who noticed that the MSNBC’s tried to slip the π to the Home plate with the old Imperial 4.6666666666666666667, which happens to be the RECIPROCAL operation of the DIVISION of composite 14 and PRIME 3.

Pi was early and got tagged on Third. Any 🦉 hoot, head over to the concession stands because with the purchase of a Farmer Jon Hotdog you will also receive a Loving Spoonful of micro plastics on the purchase of Évry Pie… the worm in your brain will love it.

All Ewe gots’ is a RECIPROCAL 🥧 PIE, Cherry, thank you very much… good luck with the price hike on Canadian pie-crust pans for granny’s Apple crusts.

*~. 3 of a kind, and in honor of Selene Luna last night, it’s tercia de putos in the context of New York City sportscasters. Pablo, Dave, and The Bank of America’s wife, Mike Barnacle, are what the Hombres G in La Moncloa call una “tercia de reinas”.

Here is the Standard, Pablo Torre:

It is, THEY / Month / Jeer (motherfucker) Jeer!!!

Goooooooooo, Metric.

Over at “Who is wearing Al Pacino’s Serpico Wardrobe to THEY?” It’s WRASLE-MEDIA IV.

Dasha Burns is wearing Al Pacino’s jacket to they, and that ignorant slut looks hot and Dasha has The Market by the ropes, Dasha hits the bull on the rocky mountains and Dasha knees “what’s-his-face” on the clown nose. It’s World Wraslin’ TOWN HALL IN Asheville, North Carolina.Dasha alone is WRASLIN’ three motherfuckers, —en RELEVOS Australianos!!!

It’s Wraslin’ INXS, in-excess !!! Alicia Menendez.

Over at the Alicia Menendez Show… It’s Mongo Santa María de Las Longanizas

And in South Florida, it’s 100 years of Jai l’Ame-Las Pelotas éuskara 🤹

Tele Mongo Santa María de las Longanizas presenta: The Same Soap Opera after El Chapulín Colorado ♥️.

 

🎶 Abre el ropero abuelita… y enséñame tu llavero.

 

I’ve seen that Soap Opera, Aussie.

A new telenovela from Telemundo featuring La Grilla Cri~Cri and Paola RayMos-es dad nostalgia box marketing.

 

27th August… Sarah Chayes³

³~. Knot to be confused with chayote de Perote, Veracruz… because that has nothing to do con el golfo de México, ni con Sarah Chayes.

El Koma~le dijo’Ala—oh Yeah.

Damn my education, it’s not just another brick on the wall, there’s that big block over yonder.

But first, Eye’nevah…

Eye’nevah though that Öüï would see the day when a guy would play for two different teams, on the same day and in the same stadium. That shit is beyond inception and multi-universes-ese.

But don’t let a Yankee be The Judge of that, Ken Salazar… let me, Armando Segovia, explain after a big ol’ burrito called “shawarma”, or something like that 🧅🌶️🌯

Any how, Ken Salazar, i am not his~panic, like Alicia Menendez, heck, that pundit moonlights as La Tina U.S.A..