Tag Archives: Las gatas de Andy López Beltrán

En resúmenes, mujer… me sully-bellas.

For the record, Charlie Kirk is Dead and that’s a fact, naturally, Donald John Trump went golfing instead of assisting his memorial.

Caro y Amparo.

🎶 Son tus perjúmenes, mujer
los que me sulivellan

In Paris, France, radiofrance went on strike to protest against the MEXICANIZATION of france culture 🟣 and an advertorial affront on their programming that could turn fip into a 🚐 mobile 📡 advertising 🤑 enterprise that peddles mattresses on Bastille Day or [during] any of France’s 150 paid holidays, which coincidentally the government, those blue-suit wearing bureaucrat basterds, are actively trying to cut down to 148.

El Ocho, ese.

🎶 los que me sulivellan

Case-in-point, Öüï started this coverage with Órbita 106.7 FM in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, a few months ago. Out of the blue 🔵, the internet transmission (relay) of that stations’ programming suffered a budgetary cut forcing the director there to send all program capsules to the Mexican Institute of The Radio (IMER in Spanish) in Mexico City via a dictaphone device first (or so it seems) considering the crappy sound that comes out of the speakers on the other side of the transmission once MEXICO CITY sends the integral part of Julio Guereca’s mamadas on to the “interwebs” and as one might imagine, listening to either Soda Stereo or Metallica in mono is shameful, to say the least; whereas Horizonte 92.3 FM, an IMER sister station on that spectrum sounds crisp and in Stereo™️.

🎶 son Tus perjúmenes mujer

It’s the tyranny of federalism and the Central Monopoly of Bureaucrats over the provinces, estados, or commonwealths (if youse from Kentucky or Pennsylvania).

Surely, there has got to be one of them Chicago Style motherfucker who wrote this spiel in AP Style for the M.L.A. crowd … irregardless-es-ese, Öüï’s gonna use a “Pasito Duranguense” on the “Chuntaro Song”.

🎶 Tus labios pétalos en flor
Como te soripeyan

Andy López Beltrán… at least I can show my work

Will throw a French Doughnut for free.

En contexto: this is a blog. Yes it is true… and Pablo Torre, daddy didn’t pay for it. And unlike the son of a two-bit populist like Ándres Manuel López Obrador, I have shown my work… like the time that the U.S. Embassy’s French security detail arrested me for throwing a Half-Empty beer can on that prescious U.S. soil during Trump’s first term.

Now, the National Police in France might arrest me for burning a U.S. of A. flag in front of them pretty French pelotones de La Gendarmerie, that’s because local 💣 ordenance 💣 code prohibits setting fires on the streets, with that in mind, mister Laurent Nuñez could not arrest me for burning The Stars and Stripes because Laurent Nuñez is not a fucking king. Any 🦉 hoot, fuck Donald Trump and his servicio exterior Here-There-and—Everywhere.

 

But seriously, Katty Kay, the GOP thrives in darkness, and it’s all Congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough district fault. Heck, the son of a bitch has a blown-up poster of the Korean peninsula after dark in his main yacht living area.

Uso justo de todos los medios and fake Japanese Cats.

Today is burn OLD GLORY day. The Stars and Stripes burns best when it’s made out of U.S. Grade Cotton-cloth, all other materials especially the CHINESE-made synthetic BRAND just melt like butter on hot corn on the cob, I know this PABLO TORRE, because i have burned several Mexican 🇲🇽 flags 🇲🇽 on Dictator’s 🇲🇽 Day (15 🇲🇽 de 🇲🇽 Septiembre) at Montparnasse… Eye tell you that Red-White-and-Green just melts of the plastic pole.

Los hijos de Sánchez ahora con los mecos de López Obrador

Andy López Beltrán… 🎳 welcome to The Hotel California, por ay’dicen los espías de tu señor tlatoani y “las embajadoras de Jorge Saldaña³ en París” que tú no sabés bailar cumbia y que eres una DESGRACIA con Air Jordan’s®️ para « el pueblo bueno » y también para los hospitales de Dinamarca.

“O como dicen los franceses…”

Jorge Saldaña.

Los Misfits de Monterrey en los López de Obrador ~ PELOTERO A LA BOLA ⚾ Armando tiene la Clave, Armando tiene el ritmo, armando pues ANDY a tu chingada madre.

Y como dijo López Tarso: taka~taka en japonés 🥋

El peatón no es un voto
Gobierne con precaución
y dígale a todas y todos los topes de La Cuarta Transformación, que chinguen a su madre, comenzando con La 👘 Malinche 🪭 en el barrio de “la 💃 moraleja” en el Reino de La 🐂 Madrid.

July is the longest month of the year

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still Tuesday and surf’s up, cowabunga Tulsi… catch the break.

… ‘Til the last whY, JulY.  AndY-happY with Tokio Joe on a TuesdaY in JulY.

La Chingada de Obrador Wears Prada

Based on The Devil Wears Prada… and La Cuarta Transformación de morena en México también, y por eso Julio Guereka tu espacio radial ahí/allá abajo del cerro de “la biblia” no cuenta con los recursos para poder transmitir con una señal de calidad como la de tus parientes en Horizonte 107.9 fm de Chilangolandia. Y luego, pues luego también las gatas japonesas no salen baras, y hay que recordar que sin gatas no hay clase en el paraiso (o en La Chingada).

Thanks Obama 🤙🏾

 

Not bad, but old and black. CBS not the BBC. Only in Le Parisien en colaboración w/Paramount🫂Skydance in Milwaukee.

Nothing to see here.

I swear Katty Kay, Eye is neither making up the names in the story about DEI, nor making up any numbers in them parallels with Jefferey Epstein and his client list.

 

Deer, François Ruffin… meet “las gatas³” de morena-francia

 Georgina Moreno y Sergio Ávalos… presente:

… with musical guest, Devil Makes Three and their 2008 hit “We’ll Be Sweeping the Steps of Your Empire”

Señor, profesor, ciudadano y sácale-puntas de Paco Ignacio Taibo I, II, y iii, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés: ¡abrazos no escobasos!

³~. Definitively KNOT las “gacelas” de Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Any 🦉 hoot, Apolonia d’Hierbamala, this is what loyalty at the lowest echelons of Mexico’s “peoples” party looks like, and for that Öüï switches IT!, over to The Atlantic for “In Praise of Clarity” narrated by Mark Leibovabitch.

You’re a superstar! — Shîva… now all Ewe need is a glamour shot from «Ménage 🧹en 🧽 Scène » from The Producers of Viva Mexico Rencontres Cinématographiques and FRANCE INC. to get you star ⭐ ted.

Anyhow we now return to Mexico’s “peoples” party which was just Outsourced to the childhood friends of the sons of Andy López Beltrán… the smooth operator of La Cuarta Transformación de la Familia López Obrador.

Sponsored by Wicked

Over at Central Park West, Pablo Torre se puso amarillo, but he is not wearing a guayabera and together with Lis Jordan are taking on the roles for the remake of Debbie does Dallas. Pablo plays the gay cheerleader coordinator and Lis Jordan pretty much just lays there in the “goalpost tear-down position”.

But seriously, Volks, jump to page tú. The last thing Öüï wants to do is pervert NBC/Universal on Turkey’s eve.