Style vS Substance — Reality vS Ratings

🎪 Welcome to another edition of:

We will always have la rue Borrégo… as°párt°ame° una “BOTELLITA” de DIET COKE, Marie-Louise; anyhow, here is the start of a new page in the adaptation of « If Youse Out Of Schlitz, Youse Schiltz Out Of Luck, Luc » … [O]f Coke, mocking: “Passers-by are nicer,” she says. I often come across her and her “Coke”. ¶1, fragment from the top of page 179.

https ://www .wsj .com /articles /aspartame-health-riskslaspartameestilmauvaispourlasantecequilfautsavoirsurlingrédientcleducocalight

Across The Atlantic it’s “Fuck You G.I. Jane”, Colour Mí Bhaaaadd, because OSAMA BIN LADEN and SAUDI ARABIA are celebrating like the French tonight, but with real powder, not with fire CRACKERS.

Over at the Électrik Big Top, Metro L11 à Lilas:

SUSANA PUBEDA tries to say “Oh, mon dieu” and all that came out was, “ah mai gad” and she sounds bhaaaad.
TimeStamp: 19h13 in Fip Central Time… “Oh, the stanza,” Susana was in “the chamber taking care of her business, when all of a sudden Thomas “el corbillón” walked in and got a whiff of Susana’s pa’ellas special discharge… cualquier parecido with our segment, “her farts smelt like green onions” es pura CausaLiDa‘.

🌬️🎶 Soldiers keep on GWARING

 

French on Parade

Featuring:

Los Indios de Ceylán, not to be confused with los indios de Celaya ni con los Indios de Juárez (those fuckers had the Spotlight in 2015).

And Reverend Al… let’s give it up for the Coloured Fellows on the Capitol Show.

Lisa who?

 

Appointment of United Statesian³ to key EU post sparks controversy

³~. https ://france-amerique .com /fr /americains-ou-etatsuniens/

And Katy Kay… I am not going to talk about masculinity on this blog, that’s too toxic for feminists, and it’s bad for politics. Artificial insemination is taking too long to market. Which is where Donnie Deutsch comes in, hilarity ensues when George Constanza becomes the Perfect man.

https ://www .sciencespo .fr /usfoundation /content /benjamin-haddad-i-do-today-kind-job-brought-me-sciences-po-first-place

But First, following the successful dick-swinging of BIDEN’s—nato (otan en Español del bueno, no en el de la flacida Falange franquista) trip to the UK,  LITHUANIA, and FINLAND leave it to France (happy National Holiday, by the way) to act all flamencos de ALABAMA in Brussels, AND TO ANSWER mister Benjamin Haddad (23 october³ 1985) of the Rennaissance party:

https ://www .lesechos .fr /monde /enjeux-internationaux /la-nomination-d-une-americaine-a-un-poste-cle-de-lue-suscite-la-polemique 

³~. De octubre tenía que ser este cabrón, —también!

— NO. No motherfucker, your Immigration Minister de Outre-Mer, or something like that, abolished all  “compétences requises” for your European Union post in Brussels, all you have from the pool is « talents » but they have not the competence nor, LA PERSEVERANZA to save democracy.

BONUS Jeopardy Round… for a life-time supply of iPhone charging cables, don’t complain about CONFLICTS of INTEREST with the GAFAM³ Lobby, when you can’t see past your “little movie-festival-industry noble persons” at the préfecture de police en Cité.

³~. Google, Apple, facebook, Amazon, Microsoft.

and by the way, mister Haddad, nobody seemed to have had a problem when your Sciencespolitaass spent some time in SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA, at that RAND racket called the HUDSON INSTITUE, and isn’t that convenient

Haddad felt there was little understanding of the European Union as an actor when it came to trade, digital issues, environmental issues, or engagement to shape common norms and standards between the United States and Europe. “These issues were really under explored [sic], if explored at all,” Haddadsays. “That is what brought me to work on them, first at the Hudson Institute and the at the Atlantic Council.”

 

FemmeNazies and Diet Coke, like a Chevy Nova, it’s a bad marketing strategy in Spain.

 

Pocket pussy with Évry comment.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /opinions /2023/07/10 /christine-emba-masculinity-new-model/

Unrelenting Constanza. It’s a Festevus miracle.

 

Costanza nf (Città tedesca) … perseveranza n … Issy, John Scofield (you son-of-a-Route—66³ denier) “tedesco” is French for schatzi-pot.

El error de Karol Józef Wojtyła — Part 3.1

We had asked who, WHO thought that rape couldn’t be funny and France Inter Radio responded:

And in the next segment, fip is going to laugh about it. Our Zamunda affiliate is on the beat… remember now, Sean Penn was filling the role of Jonah, and Michael Keaton was… wait, what in the fuck was Michael Keaton starring as, fuck!!! Those Dang on Pericos are a hell of a Byrd.

Anyhow, Dick Hertz is on rue Watt and according to Very Low Freq relays, fip . fr is now quoting Russian President, Vladimir Putin’s response to POTUS 46, with a “Sticks and Bones” bullshit and, using a known ROUTE 66 denier to do it. Which is our cue to say: FUCK YOU Jon Schofield!!! Route 66 is alive and paved… ya’Cunt!

= la ache es muda

Ladies in Gemini, Eye can’t really tell what in the Whole Wide World of Sports is Ah-Going-on, first an earthquake in the Land of The Rising Sun, then Bjork gets pissed-off (probably on account of the fucking elf’s) and activates a 6000-year dormant volcano and now this:

In Local News… exit through the Elevators

At 18h20 in CET Iran releases hostage in exchange for a Persian scientist.

Coming up in Masterpiece Toones

Coming up in Masterpiece Toons .:. E698E192-95BC-4EBA-AC9C-96C83ECACF6A •|~ The Day The Earth Stood Stupid — Scene One, where Lila (Leela) sows her oaths with QUIQUEG (and yes, ZEPPELIN GOES HERE). Order the Audio Version of this classic, read by John Winston Lennon.

Meanwhile at The Westfield Shopping Mall in Paris, 75001, holiday shoppers are on lock-down as a National Movement passes by… just the facts and please don’t shoot the messenger… métro and RER corridors are also shutdown. Lines are forming at the elevators exits, holiday shoppers seem exasperated, however if any of them would read this most non-consequential blog them holiday shoppers would know that the Saint-Eustache exit is wide open.

The Saint–Eustache exit by-the-way is smacked right in the middle of the shopping mall, this is to say, in order for shoppers to get to ANY elevator exit, holiday shoppers must pass by the Saint-Eustache exit. French Logic, like short people have no reason. Again, please don’t shoot, or kick the messenger out of Les Halles, ‘cusit’s cold outside“.

18h41 Mairie du 1er…
Menu:
—Celeri Remoulade
Paupiette de poulet pommes de terre persil
—Doughnut sans trou (chabacano fillin‘)
—EDAM de Holland

19h45 Ne me quitte pas (on Blues harp)

Bright blue lights that would otherwise make for a nice complement to the bottlenecked corridor that is the Right Bank stretch from The Théâtre du Châtelet all the way to the The Louvre are exasperating “An American in Paris” ticket holders.

Fucking Flamencos:

Love this guy

Love this cat, but he did diss Route 66 here in Paris while at the Siren Den.:.FE2125E9-70BE-47B9-A192-A11A4A46B4BF •|• Watch yo’ass Jon, watch yo’ass, San Brdo. is gonna git’cha!

In Fip Siren News. Jon (Route 66 denier*) SScofield is on the Seine waves… Comadre Letty, if you are going to break ranks to bring us the Jazz do you really really REALLY need to spin that cat?

Ladies in Gemini, at 20h03 in Central Siren Thymes  in Rennes, Jon Scofield is officially an UGLY Mexican. Fuck It, “The Show Must go On“, period