Tag Archives: Wes Anderson

On Deadline from Paris : People = Shit

It’s Book tours and Bullshit.

More is less or Litros de a’Litro, look it up at PEMEX, the most corrupt auctioneer on earth… of non-existent REMITTANCES for huachicol.

https ://fr. wikipedia .org /wiki /Huachicol

People are people, and people are shit. See you when you die, for heaven’s sake, put a torch on that blowback.

✍🏽 Leave WES ANDERSON alone, Ari Melber… It’s my love letter from the McDo next to the first movie theater in the Wide World of Sports, —in Paris, knot Texas.

Echos of the Man With The White Stetson Hat… Eye heard It! Was Ewe. Talking about a “terrorist’s code”. Je dit Oui, monsieur. Öüï.

Only A Foo’ would wear that 🤍

And now for the breakdown 🤯

And, Katty Kay, I’m not even gonna’ go D.A.R.E., yet (punto y coma) until High Noon on Friday, the 20-first. Eye knows that youse good for it, but Öüï still likes to get high in advance.

Here’s Hope For Ewe.

Ask Menéndez, Hope es Pera³ en Español.

³~. Esperanza is the nomenclature.

And Eye needs Hondo³ for that.

³~. From Truth and Consequences and across White Sands Missile Base and all the way down to Las Cruces, New Mexico—to the Badlands of Rosa’s Cantina en El Chuco, the word “hondo” is not just deep, it’s also COLD HARD CASH.

Public Service Announcement:

One minute to Primetime.

Sink Florida all the way to Bermuda. Thanks for going private 🏰 ARMY 🏰.

Florence Cassez Strikes A-Gain 🖖 Mano Manu

Tommy Thom, Baby Small and middle-of-the-road tactial members del Club de La Mano Pachona; Pointer, Tall, and Ringo… meet our Muppets syndic Mano Manu and his wife Mais-non Mais-non.

🚀

https ://www .politico .eu /un-doigt-coupe-a-ete-envoye-au-domicile-de-macron-selon-le-procureur

And Starring As Thom Hanks, el présidente Macron.

 

Ladies in Gemini, with the annual mandatory vacations at France Public Radio and the on-going Hollywood Land strike, Öüï the staff have no other course of action than to look up into the dark sky and, watch the Zodíacos do their thing in the confines of, The motherfucking Twilight Zone.

☄️

But first, Eye wants to touch base with Marie-Louise’s coke, Eye has some weed, perhaps Öüï could roll a primo. It’s a push–pull kind of high, or 👇 if youse know what Eye means. Personally, They say that Frosted Flakes is where it’s At, Beck.

At the same time, but in another institute, other pendejadas were taking over the stage. I mean, how can I compete with those three little witches? They are fucking adorable you son of a bitch, —but not in a Donald Trump/Ivanka way, o.Kay?

³~. July 12, 2023, @AsvazadourianJP… say hello to Diego, nice Pussy you’ve got there J-P.
…
Must be the season of the Witch, pues, mister Embajador Azvazadourian.

Marie-Ange continues:
Dans le jardin des Halles, il y a une vieille dame effrontée et facétieuse, Marie-Louise, je la connais bien. Elle verse son rouge dans une bouteille de Coca, goguenarde : « les passants sont plus gentils », dit-elle. Je les croise souvent, elle et son « Coca ». Par un jour lumineux, je la sens inquiète. Après plusieurs hospitalisations suivies de mises à l’abri temporaires en maison de repos dans la région parisienne, les services sociaux lui proposent un hébergement, loin, du côté de Compiègne, le transfert est imminent. Entre inquiétude et soulagement, elle a sur elle les photos du lieu, une grande bâtisse dans un parc. C’est majestueux, il y a de l’espace, mais que deviendra sa vie sans son « Coca » et le secteur des Halles, qu’elle écume mollement pour répondre aux besoins du jour. Dernier échange, havre, liberté, perte d’autonomie, je ne sais, l’histoire s’arrête.

BREAKING KNEWS… wait for’Em#

Ladies in Gemini, as the good mechanic in the Role of a Life Time in the Asteroid City quadrant of our Milky Way Galaxy, “Évry thing is connected but nothing is working”, JUANITO GUANAVACOA is projecting his “estado fallido”, ahora hasta con MOTONETOS, and considering that it was with “motorcycles” that Juanito Belmont “alias” Guanavacoa started his career as a goon for old CHARROS in Mexico it’s not unusal that he gets a FRENCH RETIREMENT and a performers VISApaid for by that FRENCH “I.V.A.” and Euro-taxes.

MORALEJA, Excellentissime ambassadeur, and to quote McCartney’s lyrics, “no es lo mismo, no seas mamun-IA, que AI-mamón”:

The next time you see L.A. raincloudsDon’t complain it rains for you and Mí.

Style vS Substance — Reality vS Ratings

🎪 Welcome to another edition of:

We will always have la rue Borrégo… as°párt°ame° una “BOTELLITA” de DIET COKE, Marie-Louise; anyhow, here is the start of a new page in the adaptation of « If Youse Out Of Schlitz, Youse Schiltz Out Of Luck, Luc » … [O]f Coke, mocking: “Passers-by are nicer,” she says. I often come across her and her “Coke”. ¶1, fragment from the top of page 179.

https ://www .wsj .com /articles /aspartame-health-risks—l–aspartame–est–il–mauvais–pour–la–sante–ce–qu–il–faut–savoir–sur–l–ingrédient–cle–du–coca–light

Across The Atlantic it’s “Fuck You G.I. Jane”, Colour Mí Bhaaaadd, because OSAMA BIN LADEN and SAUDI ARABIA are celebrating like the French tonight, but with real powder, not with fire CRACKERS.

Over at the Électrik Big Top, Metro L11 à Lilas:

SUSANA PUBEDA tries to say “Oh, mon dieu” and all that came out was, “ah mai gad” and she sounds bhaaaad.
TimeStamp: 19h13 in Fip Central Time… “Oh, the stanza,” Susana was in “the chamber taking care of her business, when all of a sudden Thomas “el corbillón” walked in and got a whiff of Susana’s pa’ellas special discharge… cualquier parecido with our segment, “her farts smelt like green onions” es pura CausaLiDa‘.

🌬️🎶 Soldiers keep on GWARING

 

French on Parade

Featuring:

Los Indios de Ceylán, not to be confused with los indios de Celaya ni con los Indios de Juárez (those fuckers had the Spotlight in 2015).

And Reverend Al… let’s give it up for the Coloured Fellows on the Capitol Show.

Lisa who?

 

Appointment of United Statesian³ to key EU post sparks controversy

³~. https ://france-amerique .com /fr /americains-ou-etats–uniens/

And Katy Kay… I am not going to talk about masculinity on this blog, that’s too toxic for feminists, and it’s bad for politics. Artificial insemination is taking too long to market. Which is where Donnie Deutsch comes in, hilarity ensues when George Constanza becomes the Perfect man.

https ://www .sciencespo .fr /us–foundation /content /benjamin-haddad-i-do-today-kind-job-brought-me-sciences-po-first-place

But First, following the successful dick-swinging of BIDEN’s—nato (otan en Español del bueno, no en el de la flacida Falange franquista) trip to the UK,  LITHUANIA, and FINLAND leave it to France (happy National Holiday, by the way) to act all flamencos de ALABAMA in Brussels, AND TO ANSWER mister Benjamin Haddad (23 october³ 1985) of the Rennaissance party:

https ://www .lesechos .fr /monde /enjeux-internationaux /la-nomination-d-une-americaine-a-un-poste-cle-de-lue-suscite-la-polemique 

³~. De octubre tenía que ser este cabrón, —también!

— NO. No motherfucker, your Immigration Minister de Outre-Mer, or something like that, abolished all  “compétences requises” for your European Union post in Brussels, all you have from the pool is « talents » but they have not the competence nor, LA PERSEVERANZA to save democracy.

— BONUS Jeopardy Round… for a life-time supply of iPhone charging cables, don’t complain about CONFLICTS of INTEREST with the GAFAM³ Lobby, when you can’t see past your “little movie-festival-industry noble persons” at the préfecture de police en Cité.

³~. Google, Apple, facebook, Amazon, Microsoft.

and by the way, mister Haddad, nobody seemed to have had a problem when your Sciencespolita–ass spent some time in SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA, at that RAND racket called the HUDSON INSTITUE, and isn’t that convenient! 

Haddad felt there was little understanding of the European Union as an actor when it came to trade, digital issues, environmental issues, or engagement to shape common norms and standards between the United States and Europe. “These issues were really under explored [sic], if explored at all,” Haddadsays. “That is what brought me to work on them, first at the Hudson Institute and the at the Atlantic Council.”

 

FemmeNazies and Diet Coke, like a Chevy Nova, it’s a bad marketing strategy in Spain.

 

Pocket pussy with Évry comment.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /opinions /2023/07/10 /christine-emba-masculinity-new-model/

Unrelenting Constanza. It’s a Festevus miracle.

 

Costanza nf (Città tedesca) … perseveranza n … Issy, John Scofield (you son-of-a-Route—66³ denier) “tedesco” is French for schatzi-pot.

And, Reverend Al Sharpton… We (🇲🇽) just got’s u.s³. an Ethiopian warrior

But first…

Ahora cúentame una de Willie Nelson.

Las Barbies

Disposable heros

From The Producers of “Super Fonceur », comes the story of GOLIATH, un jeune super costaud. Starring, Marie-Ange Schiltz’-es-es and les clochos de la rue de l’Ermitage (75020).

Previously on, The Gap Band’s bomb dropping circus en la Colonia ROMA…

³~. estados unidos (🇲🇽), it’s the official nomenclature of the place that, ¹colonizers, ²buccaneers, and *digital nomads en la Colonia Roma call:

Ewe Dropped A Bomb On Mí, pundits—Ewe dropped a bomb on Mí.

🇨🇵 MEC’ˢ y Cº 🇺🇸

Now, the first thing that Öüï must do is keep the Mexican Fútbol National Team from reaching this kid 🐐, but most important, keep that French Ambassador strolling through La Zona Rosa en la CDMX from turning this little gourmand into one of those satyrs en-faunados de Reforma. Let’s find a place for him in the National Basketball 🏀 Team, where is where he belongs… and one more thing:

Eek-a-Mouse now in Quesadilla flava.

Las Quesadillas Si LLEVAN Queso.

And, Eddie Gloude Junior… Bob WouldWard is Knot what Ewe think {it is}

Ladies in Gemini and viewers on CNN… earlier in the transmission, Jonathan Lemire, quoted a “Why Are Ewe Up” to from his predecessor, MARS MOM, which is fine and dandy, but non-reader beware, Jonathan Lemire showed no proof that “The Mighty Kase” filed a tweet.

Ladies in Gemini, Mika’s big feral pussy, JaCaRaNda.

Anyhow, y’all HO’id about Wynnona’s Big Brown Beaver… it’s not one of those… {MIAU}

Oh, the humanity {hosting Alebrijes} at 30 ROCK. And Willie Geist, the World according to El Mundo de Le Monde might have missed the barricade installation on the very spot where the Coca Caca Camión was spotted {pardon the redundancía} lollygaging around with the Lizzard and El WaPo’s Bobs on Mika’s Desk, but knot Mí, knot Mí, —Ewe son of a bitch!

And, Willie Geist, “[D]on’t believe anything that {SAM STEIN} reads… you get a parking violation and yada, yada, yada,…” because his Tú y’Ear Old works for Mark “facebook” Zuckerberg.

Anyhow, EdGJ… “the horrors” of them vapors on the MorJo Show… gonna take a nap now, catch Mí at the end of the Morning Mika Show. But FO’ist… Kurtis Sliwa, TEXAS hid my son so that I would PAY CHILD SUPPORT!!! It’s called CHILD ALIENATION and it is the biggest money maker for activist judges in TEXAS, that fucken hypocrite STATE, called PARIS³, —EWE’ Know.

³._ Tejas.

Dear, *Jon {without the aitch} tan Lemire… all X-wives are dog {lover} s. You silly Puss!

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30 de oct – Updated on July 27, 2021

Coulisses d’un cérémonie ≈ …es cosa del otro jueves

VISEUR PRéSENTE

Oscar Emilo Californio de Kikapoo

Oscar Emilo Californio de Kikapoo… If you happened to stumble onto this page in the Year 2021 please be advised that the above patrón of Emilio “el indio” Fernández was removed from the TROIS COULEURS site. To remedy the situation i am linking an update on DUNE.

¿Cuántas analogías con México le puedes Exprimir a la portada de Trois Couleurs (ed. 5 de febrero)?

Respuestas (del que escribe):

(ɐun) ןǝʇoɥ ʇsǝdɐpnq puɐɹg  —- https ://www .troiscouleurs .fr /article /dune-denis-villeneuve-trailer
(sop) ʇınʇɐɹg
(sıoɹʇ) sǝɹɐɔso soן ǝp ɐןןınʇɐʇɐʇsǝ ɐן
(oɹʇɐnɔ) ɐɹqo ǝp ouɐɯ ɐן ʎ sɐuıןɐqɯɐq sɐן ‘uóıɔɔnɹʇsuoɔ uǝ ɐɹnʇɔnɹʇsǝ ɐן
(oɔuıɔ) 7161 ǝp oɹǝd ˙˙˙oɹǝɹqǝɟ ǝp oɔuıɔ ןǝ

1. Agatha, personaje de una película de Wes Anderson.
2. … pues a lo mejor no tan gratis, pero con las Reformas, como si lo fuese.
3. Emilio “El Indio” Fernández… El modelo de un Nacionalismo.
4. Las bambalinas, y el proceso del desarrollo usando ganchos.

»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» lista de los nominados:

1. Reitzer, J., Rouillon, E., Tuillier, L.: “Enquête: Oscars, coulisses d’une cérémonie”. TROIS COULEURS-Le Monde À L’Écran. Published on 25 février, 2014 via: http://www.troiscouleurs.fr/2014/02/enquete-oscars-coulisses-dune-ceremonie/. Accessed on October 30, 2014.

2. Rouillion, E.: “The Grand Budapest Hotel: entretien avec Wes Anderson”. TROIS COULEURS – Le Monde À L’Écran. Published on 26 février, 2014 via: http://www.troiscouleurs.fr/2014/02/enquete-oscars-coulisses-dune-ceremonie/. Accessed on October 30, 2014.

3. ThinkMexican: http://thinkmexican.tumblr.com/post/18356883425/oscar-model-mexican-statuette-emilio-indio-fernandez

»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» Fair use notice:

The image is used for critical purposes in the analysis of news, pop culture and marketing discourse.  Analogies are reasoned as these relate to Mexican historical markers and milestones, while juxtaposed with global current events.