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Breaking in Paris… Road Blocks from 2025

Musical Guest:
Elvis-es 51 Chiens de My Way  güey…

SILENZIO !!!
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Psycho Killer

As with the building of The Berlin Wall, The East/West section of the Parisian Quadrants are currently adorned with New roadblocks straight out of the set of The Running Man.

Oh, The Humanity, Mayor Pete, the new French Directive was to remove that fucking Spire that went up like Emilio esta vez Billy The Kid in a Blaze of Glory, and replace the coq with two red eyes.

 

Sources close to Tom Cruise say that he is spechless considering that just a few months ago he saved Paris from a school of baby Sharks fixed on eating Bérénice Bejo, especially her beaver.

To the West, the Eiffel Tower moonlights as a searchlight, searching for so-called “abortion-happy” humanoids with attached vaginas on The Run.

Upon hearing about this developing chronicle, Martin Sheen set sail from Santiago de Compostela to Paris Café in Londonium to put his Full Metal Jacket on.

Synopsis: Donald John Trump won the November 5, 2024 election and by January 6 of 2025, the entire Western Democracy on the MorJo Show had fallen in line to a “Post-Roe” world where woman were stripped of their most precious gift (of life) and registered throughout the New World as “humanoids with vaginas”.

Publicity stunt from the Nation of Londonium at The Magic Circus.

Charlie Sheen for his part got some AIDS to help him get his Orange Crush and of course his Regulators Cowboy Hat on.

Nevermind the “red-ass Mexican greaser”

… here comes the “dog-faced Apache” lies.

Fuck John Wayne… “Come here, you little white chicken shit.” Young Guns revisited (the Eighties on stage… literally).

https ://www .imdb .com /title /young-guns/ characters/ chavez-y-chavez-red-ass-mexican-greaser

… but seriously Volks, who slipped goat milk in/to the POTUS smoothie? Jeez-whiz kid, talk about a Mountain Dew™️ publicity stunt on Morning Joe gone to waste but at least Cousin Joe secured some extra advertorial revenues for the fuel expenditures for his yatch fleet collection in Nantucket.

Memo to William Jefferson Clinton:

Much like Lola, or Chavela… aquí hay puros puros Panchos Francos.

Take it away, Donnie Deutsch, —take it a wey! I would have given all of my Juke Box money 🤑 to the NBC ad revenue monkeeys if I could, in real-time, seen the face of Joy-Anne-Maddow-Haynes and that “Last Word” Lawrence fellow when President Biden reminisced about John « fucking » Wayne… 🪶 It’s gold, Psaki—GOLD!

Cinco de May0 Intermission — Saint Ignatius el WaPote

Deer, David Ignatius:

Arizona Natives

Arizona Natives .::. 87FDAA7F-692D-428F-930F-378DA5608A13 🦠 Don’t become a P.R. moment for president Trump. Remember the “Small Pox Blankets!!!”

Sir, now ask Bernardo Gómez in the voice of Mike Lupica to narrate to you a tale of “vaqueros”… dijo Chavez y Chavez in the role of Ritchie Valen(zuela).

…BREAKING THE CRONIES

In no small measure, the CONSEQUENTIAL VICTIM of “the” Donald Trump’s Hydroxychloroquine “Public PharmaCo’s Advertisement” died in Arizona.

Laboratorios Camacho presenta:

Laboratorios Camacho presenta .::. AEDADEB8-C964-4D3F-8FDB-85FB0522F411 🔬

And just to SPIT ON PEOPLES faces, the President of The United States of America shows up in Phoenix, ARIZONA, on a 103° F —no less— without a wearing a face mask, his P.R. visit, a Face Mask Factory… might as well gone straight to Tombstone, —that, motherfucker. 🦠🎶 Four more Deaths • Four more Deaths • Four more Deaths,…

Cinco de May0 Marathon

We [the staff] continue to Catch–up with May3 observances and today, to Celebrate the gringo’s take of Mexican Independence Day, öüï… first remind Saint David Ignatius at The Washington Post, that The Paladin* over at LATINUS, working as a contributor for El WaPo, conspired with a known NARCO operative in U.S. custody, in addition and FOR THE RECORD at the Administrative Tribunal in Paris, the target of THAT KNOWN Conspiracy (Florence Marie Cassez) was one of the subjects that I, Armando Segovia, requested to follow in an independent journalism project filed at the French Consulate in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (filed Nov. 2010) and under the auspices of The Skills and Talents French visa program. … just saying.

Anyhow, Willie Geist, on a day like May3 of 1957, your favorite team, the EVIL EMPIRE, aka The New York Yankees, celebrated with Champagne, —no less— the Brooklyn Dodgers owner’s decision to accept a plot of land just West of Lincoln Heights, in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA, situated on TOP of a hill known as “the Chavez y Chavez Red Mexican Greaser RAVINE”, and move what would ironically would become my favorite Baseball team… San Fernando Valenzuela (n° 34) would seal the deal.

* Carlos (el paladín del gobernador de LA Hermana República de YUCATÁN) Loret de Mola

Yup

Yup, Eye hates to say, it! But it’s probably Mí .::. 25048730-F537-4943-B73C-791BFA76D674 ⚖️

AND IN WASHINGTON, also on May3, but in the year of our Lorde 1802… Washington, D.C. se transforma en ciudad, algo así como El Distrito Federal, pero en Inglés y sin castillo; eso vendría después en 1847, cuando el profesor John Mill Ackerman viajo a través del tiempo y él mismo envolvió a “los niños héroes” (Melchor, Gaspar, y Baltazar) en la bandera mexicana y los lanzó al precipicio de Chapultepec.

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IN LOCAL NEWS:

Le président de la République Emmanuel Macron s’exprimera s’est exprimé à 13 heures ce mardi 5 mai

https ://www .msn .com /fr-fr /actualite /coronavirus /le-président-de-la-république-emmanuel-macron-sexprimera-à-13-heures-ce-mardi-5-mai