The Most Valuable Pond Scum
Episode V; Eternal re-run beyond any season:
In Florida, a hero from the Civil Rights era of the end of the Eisenhower administration hitched a ride on a big rocket that just headed towards Marte, the traveler, however, is not going to Mars, instead, with the aid of an European Space Agency satellite the galaxy is about to gain another hitchhiker. The take–off’s rumble took a wrong tremor route in Albuquerque, and ended up causing a ruckus just outside of Cucamonga. It’s twue.
https ://www .volcanodiscovery .com /earthquakes /quake-info /2907839 /M4-Thu-30-Jul-2km-N-of-Pacoima-CA-USA .html
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Looking for scum in all of the Goldie Locks zones.
Ground Control, please stand-by for Piano
(The Eddy currents
are at an all-time High)
And in Washington…
The following must bee read in a Brian Williams voice.
Any time now, at the 7am hour, after humanity figures out how a face mask works (in Covid-19 times) NASA will bee sending a package to Mars.
A snapshot from a butcher board at mission control shows that the Purpose of this task is to search for Life in Mars, a sticky note next to the Standard section states, “in hopes that humanity, might return to the motherland, because this planet is fucked.”