We had asked who, WHO thought that rape couldn’t be funny and France Inter Radio responded:
And in the next segment, fip is going to laugh about it. Our Zamunda affiliate is on the beat… remember now, Sean Penn was filling the role of Jonah, and Michael Keaton was… wait, what in the fuck was Michael Keaton starring as, fuck!!! Those Dang on Pericos are a hell of a Byrd.
Anyhow, Dick Hertz is on rue Watt and according to Very Low Freq relays, fip . fr is now quoting Russian President, Vladimir Putin’s response to POTUS 46, with a “Sticks and Bones” bullshit and, using a known ROUTE 66 denier to do it. Which is our cue to say: FUCK YOU Jon Schofield!!! Route 66 is alive and paved… ya’Cunt!
h = la ache es muda
Ladies in Gemini, Eye can’t really tell what in the Whole Wide World of Sports is Ah-Going-on, first an earthquake in the Land of The Rising Sun, then Bjork gets pissed-off (probably on account of the fucking elf’s) and activates a 6000-year dormant volcano and now this:
Hoy no hubo Black Panther. ONCA follows, and at La promenade des Anglais in Old Nice, a certain MARBLE MAN with ties to the best built chimneys in the PACA region cannot LET Me tell a lie, because it’s TROU!!!
The following is a public service announcement:
Puzzle piece N°: 697A8214-49FE-4012-90A5-0F6800B2EF2B 🔊 Deer, Residents of WAKANDA, nevermind the Hype, and in advance of today’s Goncourt’s book feature, All Apologies, because Eye has seen this movie aussi³. it played at THE JAZZ FESTIVAL à La Défense (2014), when A Certain SAX player from Ciudad Juárez (Chihuahua) México was awarded the Keys to the City.
And in Paris, Virginie is trowing away the White Scarfs, and the abandoned daughter of Jewel is pulling all the Stops on the Presse with a Sports coat on the frame. In Washington, Brian Williams can check Öüï whenever it is deemed appropriate.
Listen Up, OHIO, 🗣 Without FELA KUTI there is no such thing as a “RAM on The RUN”.
FELA FOR PRESIDENT OF OHIO
Hey, Hot Scarf… all i need is a PINT a They!
🎶 …[N]eurotic to the point of 🗣🔊
Dear France, the only way that you can beat me is when i fall a sleep, when YOUR “V…ery French” minions cheat on the « test », or when you pull the MONARCH effect. I sincerely hope that it is not the latter, because you will unleash the IRE of “el Patrón”, i guarantee it. But, yes, if you play like in 1934 you will crush me, allowing with that move that a new Hitler appears and finishes the job that Will Make You Look “V…ery” Good without me. Have-at-it, Marianne, you too have seen that movie before. And then you wonder why some « paysans » in Alsace believe that “Lizard People” exist.
And, Cousin Joe, lest you forget that incident where the Buzzfeed crowd from February the 5th of 2016 (now “collaborating” with The New York Times) at The Unesco, then you will forget how the “intermezzo” poster was used by then Republican candidate, Donald J. Trump to jump onto the stage. Witt this in mind, please do consider the following:
The only good thing that came out of the Trump mini-series is that The Lincoln Project POLITICAL ACTION commitTEE collaborators became “V…ery very rich” in that process.
But then again, you dumb blind country lawyer, don’t forget that “Loki is the god of mischief”… Willie Geist told you so.
_ am I just paranoid, yada, yada, yada, hope you had the time of your life 🎵🎵🎵
Y tu mamá también, with Mateo García and Gastón* Robles follows, but If-and-ONLY “If”, continues and/or remains at the Side of The Road, con don Andrés… CALAMARO! Cabrones, knot “con el otro güey” dizQue “Obrador ».
* Some of the actors names HAVE BEEN CHANGED to protect the cast of characters from the shade of El Chivo Lubezki
Joaquín Murrieta era mexicano. Walt Disney turned his life into the Scripts for “Zorro” and Pablo Neruda es puto… y los detectives salvajes are a bunch of fags, period and Holà.
In Paris, France: If, and ONLY IF, BFMTV would follow the historicity of JOUR et NUIT* and La Mairie de Paris (2011-2015) from the bottom of the Eiffel Tower to the back of The Statue of Saint-Michel, then, mi querida « Hot Pants » BFMTV would understand the difference between an abandon PUBLIC BUILDING and a Home Alone.
* Alejandro “Saga” Salazar and his wife Morgana, the proprietors of Jour et Nuit Espace Culturelle, will and CANNOT, let me tell a lie. Los TRAIDORES de México used to play there and even they, stopped playing FANDANGO when Sergio “el bailador » y su comadre Georgina moved in…to the Gilberto Bosques abandoned house in MARSEILLE.
BUT FO’ist… i don’t think BFMTV knows what the term “squattors” means, what they think that the term Squat means, but then that’s their fucking job. Here’s a proposition, the Germans that occupied the homes of French citizens when The “V…ichy French*” looked the other way are not squatters, hence the term “occupied” used in this paragraph as a KEY delimiter; The Spanish Resistance who squatted abandoned buildings were filling-in necessary SPACES on the scene of La Seine.
In case you missed it, here’s a Note to non-readers, the “V” in the “V…ichy French” of course delimits those that i refer to as, The V…ery French.
🎶 We’ll meet AGAIN .:. C904E6EE-744E-43EA-8896-E9BD4A3AB273 🕉 … 🎵 don’t know When, don’t know Where—but we’ll meet again SOME day. —_•!•_— And, if you understand the parallel between “un mundo raro” and “un mundo de AMLO” is probably because if you, as a MEXICAN GOVERNMENT pitchman, are going to push fairy tales about moving to a “democratic change”, without holding the last President of México accountable for the corruption that you, as a newly elected Mexican president, then there really isn’t a real democratic change; EVEN IF, professor Ackerman, your wife’s boss sends a New Year gift to Florence Cassez in the form of Genaro García Luna, courtesy of the (backroom deal) for the NAFTA replacement capricious trade deal, where México sold the maquila workers to “GRINGO” work inspectors with diplomatic badges… or something like that. 💩 P.S.: Profesor Salmerón Sanguinés, ¿cuál pinche Revolución? pues.
Previously on, “A ver qué dice el marido”, con Juan Molino Campos–hombre:
Nuestro heroe, —sin acento— le dijo a la mujer, “vieja, tira paro y dile al pueblo —güeno— que el día 9 de marzo, me dan ganas de tirar güeva,” a lo que la ‘ñora del hombre responde, “’ora pues, viejo, nada más una cosa, ¿se las dejo ca’e de jilo, o suavecito?”
Cheap Trick! .:. E5CE6455-53C2-4C60-AD69-0336C4CEE803 —^•..•^— La 🐄… Surrender but don’t “jump to conclussions” in your office space. 🧶 Hold it now, because we [the staff] have used Godwin’s Law with the frogs (a time or two) öüï are going to play Devils Advocate for the MAD Catholic on our favorite punditry source, Phil Graham’s msnbc’s; once we [the staff] are done advocating for this rich Irish sonavabitch ÖÛÏ are going to go full Men–At–Work on the 19 hundred hour timeslot in Eastern Standard Time, so WITT D.A.T. in mind, “hang on to yourself” here comes “The Blitzkreig” ISSY, —motherfuckers— it will be Dictated in “Oddball’s” woof’s! 🤠
Say it Ain’t So… “Let’s Play Hardball”
🎶 Now, now, settle down my boy
eat your peas and gravy
(Men at Work / Ron Strykert)
Teeny Tiny Cat approves .:. 8D98C017-3A7B-4D7B-812B-13A0AC799E94 —^. .^— The Cat Abides. Yesterday applies to 02/24/2020 in the Continental U.S., because in Hilo, Hawaii it is still Monday, February 24, 2020. Today is Feb. 25th, 2020.
Dearest, Heidi Przybyla, nevermind Bernie’s heart, nobody is perfect and nobody lives forever, and besides, that is what the Vice and the Speaker are for. By your standard, Christopher Reeve would have been a great president… until he got on a horse, eh!
Any güey, mr. Matthews, “as far back as Eye can remember,” the All Seeing Eye on the back of the U.S. Dollar bill has been the Cult that the republican party has Literally Worshiped, and now you are worried that someone who actually wants to walk closer to that imaginary GOD that you preach to, and stop Him (Your American Lord Jesus) from commanding little old ladies (like Cousin Joe’s mom in Alabama) to send in their money to the televangelist church so that the preacher man can buy a new jet airplane, you —motherfuckers— want to scare the Dick Van Dyke fans from voting for the candidate who wants to give that money back to the health care system that aunt Scarborough so desperately needs, really highlights what interests you are cable casting/streaming to, eh‽
Now that you have no choice but to talk about Senator Sanders, you chose to play the Senator McCarthy “red scare” card, c’mon now.
P.S.: Fuck strategist Rick Wilson and say hello, aussi, to James Carville in Louisiana.
Context on a developing racist regime continues to follow.
Good morning, it’s Tuesday, August 15th 2017 and in France, —a Central Europe Region— that still remembers a thing or two about the repercussions of ‘regime’ leaders who either support and/OR PUSSYFOOT their way around Denouncing and Condemning the Nazi cause or its ideals on the SPOT— it’s Sweet Mother Mary’s gets a VIP pass into Heaven’s Day.
Nope, this time around the escalation regarding the political discourse and the ‘democratically’ elected 45th President of the United States —Donald J. Trump— is not an exaggeration, “it’s just the facts, Ma’am”. He truly resembles France’s dance with a guy named ‘Vichy’. —_— Fair use of contemporary media, invoked in order to measure up the parallels between the beginnings of last century’s Nazi Party, and today’s VERSION of Ronald Reagan’s Republican Party… “You’ve Come a long way in Virginia, Slim.“
Yes indeed—Yes indeed, It’s another 4-day National Holiday on the calendar for most employees in France.
Dear Cousin Joe, if you’re reading, be advised that the staff needs a new iPhone… [Copy?]… Say hello to the WaPo crew, and pass our regards to the baby buzzfeeds… SOPITAS . Com context follows.
Technical difficulties and a petty theft episode of our ‘rather outdated’ iPhone prevented [the staff] from following up on the Catherine Rampell’s editorial page regarding a $15* free lunch… Or something like that; however, the tragic and bigoted events in Charlottesville, Virginia, do provide a segue into Ms. Rampell’s take on one Very Specific difference in leadership style [or lack there of] between “Amorica’s” president, Donald J. Trump and his French counterpart Emmanuel Macron.
Al Regresar: El Reporte de la Emisión América:
<< Hay escritores que beben y borrachos que escriben!”
Salud Michelle, Salud
ATTE: MR. Blue
…à tout à l’heure!
Una foto para La Victoria. Foto por segoviaspixes/asegovia3.wordpress.com —|— Creative Commons and all that Jazz— CopyLeft.
“… i like her early stuff. You know, ‘Lucky Star’, ‘Borderline’ – but once she got into her ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ phase, i don’t know, i tuned out. >>
Thanks for listening! You guys…
The staff here hopes that y’all are enjoying the view.
Thanks for the feedback... this is a Frame in Progress. —|— Uso justo del Independiente de ‘los’ Brexits, vía ‘los’ HBOs. —|_ … dear Memo, en la Porte de Pantin son las 9 de la mañana. Sincerely: Barry de la O.
[note to editors about the arrangement for the first song in the sketch. It must be executed in the style and the vocal range of Andy Kaufman as the ‘Foreign Man’]:
La nature reprend ses droits [courtesy of WordReference . com and ‘the’ Sacramento Bees. —|— Uso justo del reporte de todos los tiempos y los santos de todos los días.
♪♪♪Soup Sandwich, wider than a mile,
… We’re after the same rainbow’s end— yada_yada_yada…
my dingleberry friend, or something like that.
Of course, “when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal,” an American president once said that—sooooooo, if president Duterte rapes a person [Duterte’s logic] then the rape is not a crime, right? | Uso justo de los medios, links to snapshots follow. [TimeStamp: 9 a.m. CET].
… and now, a Fire Drill with Pepé Díaz-Balart. Courtesy of TeleMundo —and of course— MSNBC:
The good (Hidalgo), the Bad (Erdogan/Jong-un) and the Exceptional (The U.S. State Department/Donald Trump). | Uso justo de todos los medios.
El terreno accidentado:¡Alarma! — Watch it before the clip is taken down*. | Fair Use of an accidentally tweaked* interview, found on the Interwebs.
In Plain Sight and through the looking glass:
…Don’t Cry for Me Albuquerque
I’m Just Going to Cucamonga.
“Justamente eso es algo que no le debes de hacer a tus Camaradas,” Barry de la O., —a stand-up act. He’s big in Chicago. | Coming soon to a Think Tank near you: Speaking Engagements on how to be a better ‘socialist’. || Bookings for The Barry de la O Show are available beginning on January 21st, 2017… Book early.