I de diciembre, MMXXV³

³~. Secretary of Defense (war) Peter Hegseth has ordered that all Arabic numbers be removed and replaced by Roman numerals in honor of the mighty mighty Mars.

War Porn and Rule 34 follows, Secretary Heghset masturbates to Franklin the R.O.T.C. turtle.

 

Note to non-readers : if the interwebs re-directed your browser inquiry to this most non-cosequential blog, please be advised that war gore will not be found on this IP ; Gore War, on the other hand will be copiously displayed, but that is only because in the summer of 86′ Gore invented the “interwebs” while listening to Brian Adams “Summer of ’69” so, Gore can display whatever “Study Act” Gore wants ; his wife (madam PMRC) however, she will not be allowed anywhere near TAFKAP’s “Darling Nikki” nor GnR’s “My Michelle”.

Eye didn’t make the rules, Öüï simply display the facts, ma’am… just the facts.

 

https ://www .dictionary .com /slang /rule-34/

Now don’t get Mí started on the whatnots of rule 63, really, don’t.

But seriously Michael Steele… is there anybody out there?

After The Reich, it’s Hitler’s Hillbilly.
Starring Hillbillyland senator, JD Vance as the running mate.

Antecedentes — Turn Your Squelch ON.

I reckon that the eyes on The Peacock 🦚 are on account of Argus, the one hundred-eyed monster, what happened, Michael, Argus fell a sleep?

Any hoot? Of all the loner-geek-InCels with a kick ass assault rifle, Humanity got the one who missed a beat and lost the rhythm. And please, Cousin Joe, PLEASE, PLEASE, please, motherfucker! Are you and Michael Steele going to deny that fuzzy feeling of imagining yourselves going back in time (to the future) and splitting Adolf Hitler’s head with a .50 cent bullet? 

Moving on, it’s Tuesday Morning quarterbacks on The MorJo Show.

Hitler’s Hillbilly.

And, Reverend Al… sell it to BUZZFEED. It’s called schadenfreude, but you are right sir, nobody wants to mix violence and politics, but then again with today being INTERNATIONAL SNAKE Day, it looks like the chickens Knew that there was a snake in the coop, and that’s why they stayed out of THE MIRROR factory in BumFuck, Pennsylvania.

In Florida, in Florida the Trump classified documents case has been dismissed. Fuck the Special Council and his motorcycle diaries from La Hague.

Behold… I am He as Ewe are He and Öüï are Ol’ to get her.

1. Shalom-As-Salamu—alayk… salade, tomate, ognion.

Boat made of foreskins. Any way Ewe reads, IT!, it’s a cut! 🎬. SilenZio.

 

The aforereferenced screen grab is an Abstract. It’s an ode to Crowley’s knack for reading things backwards and for inspiring the back masks.

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https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip/rencontre-avec-l-eternelle-rebelle-maria-magdalena-vladimirovna-gagarina

Still to come, I buried Paul.

2. Ce lui L.A. …

Magdalena on Puveda.

Hell on Croats, Batman…
It’s Merrill on wheels!

In local news…

3.  I’m SIRIUS, and you are not. It takes a lot of work to improvise and be spontaneous at the same Thyme.

Across the Right Bank, it’s official God-Art’s on the Left is one They in advance to predict Nostradamus and Belinda French Gates, —wait for Elons, wait, wait, ….

Elon Musk fails Shop 101 in High School, his name becomes:

F-elon

in honor of his Tourniquet, Jesus “Trump” Superstar.

How do I know that Elon Musk failed Shop in prepa’?

because of his stupid Electric “truck”.

 

Thou shalt stop counting commandments after three.

Based on real events from my favorite Nazi Séries… in Ay-Oh-Wa³

 And, Susana Pineda, , Po°Ve°Da², accept no copy-cats because I am certain that I can Six-degrees of Kevin Bacon a Texas Chainsaw Massacre in less than a hop.

Kingsland, Texas.

Synopsis: Welcome to Briarcriff… Enter through the tunnel under the bakery shop in Venise.

Je suis Anne Frank, Prime Ministère Netanyahu.

1~. Every American horror theme has an origin story, this particular theme starts on the opening night of the 850th anniversary of Notre Dame de Paris, in 2012. Enrique Peña Nieto had just been installed as Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa’s replacement at Chapultepec, the festivities concluded 365-days later, before midnight, and if your name is Johanne Poisson, then you know that my “north star”, as Paulina Porizkova would go on to say a decade later on the Morjo Show, pulled sucked me out of Lupita’s gravitational pull because I had to play the role of Benjamin Orr, and DRIVE to Saint-Malo.

²~. Sorry if I misspelled yer’ name, Susana Tropical.

Eye heard the Ho’s today, —oh boy…

It’s the Car°Ik°aTiu-r of Alicia and a coat hanger on episode number 9 on 12/12/12 or as Alicia Menendez refers to, IT!, « The Caricature of La Virgén de St. Malo¹.

³~. Iowa, knot to be confused with I’d-a-Ho, because that is where “papas” come from, and Néo-nazis are bred.

Hey Jude, don’t take, IT!, bad… take one of the 99 Luftwaffe ballons 🎈and leave the 👯‍♀️ Cabaret, dress-up like a nun but keep that Candy-apple red slip dress under that tunic… and make IT!, better.

Musical guest:

The Texas Tornados featuring the Corn Husker Twisters 🌬️🌪️ and the Storm Troopers Chasers 🥃, cheers 🥂.

 

In “principle” the first Nazi on Earth was JOSHUA

In principle and principalities, “kill Em#ALL”, and let the IdF settle in Cisjordanie. In Jesus name.

Cousin Joe, I can hear the control room cues to yer’ headset… replay the stream, TJ is a flag!FAG! Know I know how yer’ snowflakes roll… on a two minute delay, and Mika Brzezinski, GREY is not your color, you bring out the Michelin on my tyres

And now, By The Rivers of Babylon, Jesus know I KNOW that I know that CHUY started his trek in search for The Budd-ah, so it came natural for that nigger to head East until he reached Roma en China.

After the break… It’s Barack Obama meets TINA MODOTTI in Paris, François Hollande cameos as the nigger “On the Other Side of the Camera” at the Jue de Paume.

 

Esos evangelistas en Las Vegas, Nevada, son unos loquillos, Lindahermosa… ¡bom-bah!

Next Shot… Tame Impala

Previously, “On A Mexican Radio”, Manuel Valls arrived on a flying circus horse designed in Catalunya by Salvador Dalí and Jacobo Zabludovsky… « ¡Aún Hay Más! »

The Thick White Column

But first, we switch, IT!, over to Invalids where Mister Édouard Phillipe just received the Captain Louie Renault’s 2024 from the GALL of Manuel Valls for the category:

I Can’t Believe That There is Narco-business happening at the docks!

There’s a Rat in David’s House… and so, Saloomón had to visit Napoleon’s Iron DOME for the Moses Ceremony in París, France.

Any how biker³ Pau, nevermind Dalí’s Ana-ana-Boba-Nah Ana-nah-nah-nah-nah na-na nah-GRAM, here comes Patti Davis. 

Anyhow, Patti Davis, how the fuck is Ron Jr. Doing? Please be advised that Eye is “gobsmacked” and delighted that Jœ’s monkeys lined your MorJo segment with The Gipper’s birthday, one They late, anyhow. And, Patti, let the record show that little ol’I an also anti-christ and a fervent Anti-Dentite… fluoride for all!

Ladies in Gemini : Tame Impala and a truck full of Barbies.

 

Please Stand-by for a Sur°real hommage to THE RAPED VICTIMS of Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, at Invalides.

Aquí no ha pasado nada
… starring Flore Simon, chef d’édition en AguascalientesTV

… and, Mika Brzezinski, never mind Dalí and Dr. Buen Abad, just hit Rewind to 1938.

The Ballad of Godart and Pacard — À Priori avant l’après-midi

El corrido de las Paus… AS³.

Aquí no ha pasado nada
… starring Flore Simon, chef d’édition en AguascalientesTV, as EL SALVADOR Dalí.

The first copla al cuadrado goes a little something like so:

From The Ratlines to The Rat Race… It’s Viva Las Vegas, — y’all!

 

Barbie, Barbie
Youse knot gonna believe
Whose birthday matches with Reagan’s?
That’s right, it’s Eva’s.

Carranza no tiene panza — El Sur°realismo macuspano

 

We begin in Habana, Cuba, where Nicaraguan poet Rubén Darío sought sanctuary with Camilo Cienfuegos after Mexican dictator, Porfirio Díaz (the original Cool dictator of mejicanos, —in El Salvador) snubbed Darío during the first centenary celebration of Cinco de Mayo in 1910 and so, … Rubén had no other choice than to kick Ronald Reagan’s ass after Henry Lane Wilson made fun of the French greekiness and Greek frenchiness of Don Quijote de La Mancha.

You now own this bible, and all of the parallel stories within it’s its windows. Ewe broke, IT!, you buy, IT!

 

… but first, Öüï catches up with Ambassador Jefferson at La Maison de l’Amérique latine. Eye wanted to ask the American Ambassador about his experience with the arrival of his horse and carriage to Le Havre.

Any hoot, Maud, forgive Mí if Eye takes this these loose tones with your Representative-self, it must be that Öüï, that motherfucker, is out of Schlitz, and Ewe knows that that, can only mean that Schiltz is out of Luc.

Long story shrinked, I am drawing a blank. I’ve got nothing, not Even a door.

Ok, Susana Pubeda… you get a nooner

And, it’s not going to be a quickie, this is a 36-hour hump.

Have a nice weekend.

April in Paris… the Origin of A.I., I told you, Bruno à la préfecture de police at Cité in 2012, 2013, and on the morning after the Night in Ayotzinapa in 2014, it’s a six-year commitment and THE TECHNOLOGY needed for the final COUNTDOWN has not been developed, yet. That was then, and you just keep on listening to narco-state operatives in France. Give them your R.S.A. and have’em work bull-shit jobs.

Dans La Presse… Australian Ruhles Oil Wrestling. And, Katty Kay, you of all Brits knows that John Oliver is like a child with a helicopter-wife, and I am Sirius, and Jonathan Lemire is not, The Daily Show needs Larry Bird on Mondays, not Michael Jordan.

Talk about reel-Thyme and Ingenuity, which is a false equivalent false cognate for la ingenuidad à la francesa. And, Katty Kay, Eye has, IT!, on good Authority to relay to the World del Mundo del País en Le Monde del Boston Globe, that Matt Damon sabotaged that fucking helicopter in Mars.

Ingenuity: Damage puts end to ground-breaking Mars helicopter mission

https ://www .bbc .com /news /science-environment

After the break, it’s ActuELLES vS. Men-Oh-Pauses

Followed by Darnell Simpkins and the Poveda’s Family Whip 🦯

A tale of two talents and skills visas… and the Dupont Columbia (SciencesPo) censorship Awards.

 

…and nevermind the Anatomy of Serene Eloquence, because in diplomatic channels it transliterates to auto-censorship.

Et tú, morro, remember to never forget that Work Will Set You Free…

Le travail rend libre mattress THEY sale.

Fuck yoU, Nancy Reagan… and your actor president Aussi³!

COTEJADO… Bootes Boötis Bisous Barber 💋.

 

³~. Sincerely, Rock Hudson at The American Hospital in Levallois, Île-de-Pécresse.

Say no to The Regan* legacy… I’m Sirius and happy New 🌑 Moon, fuckers.

 

*~. Sorry if Eye misspelt your fucking National Airport’s nomenclature.

Any how, this is The War On Peace Report… now with Mexican Fentanyl de la china poblana de BOTZARIS, FRANCIA. And what better color than the very color that represents a certain shade of Pink, and that shade of course is R 228, G 0, B 124, “hot pink” or simply, Mexican Pink. Issy, G.L.O.R.I.A. this segment is narrated by La Barbie.

Now, if you are just joining the:

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מלחמת בזק

please be advised that the maker of this most non-consequential blog do(es) (k)not select the Events of the day, nor the quick snapshots by those who for better or worse made history today. Por ejemplo, Field Marshall Carlin agrees, Benjamin Netanyahu’s Blitzkrieg into Poland… wait, (k)not Poland, but a place called Gaza is making Field Marshall Rommel cringe.

With that out of the way, just a mere few hours after Mexican President, Andrés Manuel López Obra d’Or, condecorated General Cienfuegos (Kike’s secretary of national defense), don AMLO celebrated Nancy Reagan’s war on “niggers” and “spics” in the United States of the 1980’s by committing the Mexican Army to intensify the fight against “CRACK COCAINE”, after one of his unmistakable soapbox deliveries at the crack of dawn, no pun intended.

72 virgins eh? I told you, “yo no busco, —encuentro.”

The Thyme Warp factor, pay no attention to magnetic North in these frame, it’s only the space 🌌 that bends when real time gets synched with planet Earth, i’m Sirius but don’t take my Word for, IT!, pediod!

So, if you are wondering why Rosa Mexicano instead of Rosa Mexicana, well that would be on account of the 60th Anniversary 🕯️ of La Vie En Rose, of course, and besides it’s tonight’s homework on The Telerama, and it’s a very Chomski thing to print.

🏜️ 🦊

Beautiful Loser… 🏜️ 🦊, he was General George C. Scott’s “Pancho Villa” at the Octoberfest of 1944 in North Africa of all places, best Nazi ever, so much so that he’s become the exception to the Godwin Rules of combat. A mere 15 years later, (una quinceañera, pues) in 1959 a beloved actor who once played the role of Robin Hood, but with a Third Reich accent, died without ever facing a firing squad for spying for the Nazies and for trafficking weapons of war out of the Port of Veracruz and over to Vigo, Spain

Unlike other Robin Hoods… I can speak with a dejo republicano.

 

Looking back at Ronnie Wood, yes, that Ron, it takes a special “hoodlum” to pull a Donald John Trump on behalf of the Falange and use, Paris, no less, and probably with the aid of their future MINISTER of Culture, monsieur Malraux, to promote a cheesy Hollywood film.