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And now, Ewe Daft Punk motherfucker 🫰🏼 Dew Yer’homework

Bad Girls in specific must show tits… 🥴 er, Öüï means “your work” for that homework assignment on the fip culte de la depravity.

 

As Eye was ex-plaining, Around The World, the United States of America’s passeport currently holds about the same Volume 🎚️ and weight of a Nobel prize ; regardless of the category that the Dynamite™️ bestowment rewards.

Bon appétit, cheaper than an African replica of the Eiffel Tower at Dee 🎶 Trocadéro

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/21 /la-puerta-abierta/

But never mind The Cake, it comes in layers, but Eyes reckons, Jackeline Alemany, that you were knot, Eye repeats, Ewe Were Not, paying attention to the little brown boy looking out of the field of dreams in that cornfield de Apple™️ back in 2016 when ‘polite society’ was drinking champagne and wine in Nantucket, now didn’t ya’, Jackie Alemany,? Didn’t Ewe?

One note from the song she wrote—Could fuck me where i lay

 

And, not to play Rayuela or my favorite nursery game with Babushka, la famosa “Rueda de San Miguel”, but I do seem to recall (totally) that the last time that Eye brought up the topic of “head hunters” and “think tanks” at the underground annex of La Sorbonne (l’IHEAL) in front of SciencesPo, Hugo Chávez checked-out of Havana.

Bertrand Badie would agree, War and Peace is anything but banal

Reciprocal monsters

Nobel de la basura… there was a time, Jackie Alemany, there 🫴🏼 was a time indeed.

Issy-only-the-Good die young, and much like the need for a revised edition of The Spaniard who enamored the world (Libros Asteroide 2025), PUF³ is going to have to re-examine their 2017 edition of the motherfucking Dictionnaire de la guerre et de la paix on account that “trumpism” is not included in the table des entrées, but most important in the avant-propos of Durieux, Vilmer and, Ramel is the irrelevance of Denmark† having the largest war and strategic think tanks in Europe, not to mention yesterday’s arrival of the French troops to Copenhagen’s backyard followed by the Krauts.

All Songs Considered : I’ll Be Your Monster.

†~. Allow Mí, to humor Ewe: in order to be a better human you must understand GWAR.

https ://www .sdu .dk /en /cws : Center for War Studies
https ://cms .polsci .ku .dk /english : Center for Military Studies
https ://www .fak .dk /en /about-us : Royal Danish Defence College
https ://www .diis .dk /en /projects /the-defence-and-security-studies

³~. Presses Universitaires de France

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceculture /la-grande-table-2eme-partie /les-metamorphoses-de-la-guerre-avec-jean-baptiste-jeangene-vilmer

Reciprocal Prizes

Any 🦉 hoot, it’s kind of ironic that La France put’s it’s hope on a new generation of researchers (formed or educated in other countries) who will consolidate war studies into the interdisciplinary syllabi of la bendita Sorbonne, —por decir.

With that in mind, the first entry in the first edition³ of the Dictionnaire de la guerre et de la paix is :

11 September 2001, pp 1-7.

³~. Octubre

📯
Si el clarín,
con su bélico acento,
los convoca a lidiar con valor…

Mexican National Anthem

Music also graces the entry list on pages 880 to 885, and leave it to Brel to paint a mental frame of the clarion as “that trumpet in uniform”… which is why, if you’ve never read this most non-consequential blog then you’d know that Öüï hates Gabriel, https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Gabriel’s_horn.

https ://www .defense .gouv .fr /academ /coin-libraires /dictionnaire-guerre-paix

Cesar’s Salad: Quand les actes viennent contredire les mots

It’s ridiculous, one ROCKET

You don’t know what the Porn you are doing. And Eye quotes…

Entonces César, it was nice meeting you last night… it’s too bad that i, Armando Segovia, or Armando X (in reference to Malcolm Little, not the social media handle that used to be a little blue bird 🐦) did not get to TRANSITION to Salma Hayek and “los hilos” de Natalia Almada who happens to be the Great-great-grand daughter of that Fucking HOT DOG that PAULINE’S big fucking freezer is trying to pass as “latin food”, that fucking “dogo’s³” name, by-the-way was El General Plutarco Elías Calles, inventor of the Mexico that died in 2018, when Mexico shifted from what one of THE DOGS at l’Académie Française refered to as “the perfect dictatorship” who institutionalized “the revolution” and « transformed » it, into a populist porn show on every dial on Évry—Mexican Radio Frequency.

Note to the good students at La Cop1ne au 1 Pl. Alice Guy (knot Menendez)…

Erasmus was a fag.

Context from Salma’s husband at DEE 🎸Beaubourg will answer for ALL EWE Pinaults, which is a calco for PIÑATA en Castellano.

Santa Ana Winds…

³~. While it is categorically true, and not surprising at all that « hotdog » on a Spanish Radio Station is a calc of the same English that the Rosbifs across the Chunnel call a “perro caliente”, which should never be confused with the legendary “perro agradecido”, from LA CALLE 🤠 Stanton in El Chuco, Texas.

Nice! The two-timing is impecable — This is a song about your fucking mother

Ewe 🇮🇱 know Öüï tried to reach you, at El Nopal con Alejandro de Monterrey, but Ewe were much to high on your Alejandro Poiré bowtie at SciencesPo

 

Police and niggers, that’s right… I think that Springtime for Hitler is late this year, and some fucking Frog is watching Mí 🧑‍🏭 and on tonight’s telenovela you motherfuckers are going to experience the Rhules, from 34 in L.A. to Godwin’s rue at Jean Lointier XIII ème ciclo.

Jackie Chan is a fag but Öüï don’t care about that, it’s his pot-bullying stance that gets U.S… over and over again. LEGALIZE POT, Jackie. And hug your kid like you put that shoulder back in on the set of The Ca Rya Tide kid.

Nice Track Location, pero mi receta está más, mucho más verga que la tuya, SciencesPo.

It’s life of the Rich and Filthy, sponsored by Michael Verga in/at  the Festival de Cinq Continentes con Gilberto Bosques en Marseille.

The more The Boss change the more the Eighties stay the SAME… that’s why the Down Boys go.

Something Eye could not find anywhere else, especially in L.A…. The Eagles of Death Metal can lick my ass.

I don’t need to be a Superman as long as you 🥷 are my biggest fan 🪭… now Wax on 🫵 Wax off 🥋

🎶 Woah Can we rewind to where we’ve been
Ooh I wish you’d take a look and see the shape I’m in

And Eye knows who put the bodies in the Wishing Well, Francisco… but now is not your time. Not yet anyway.

Right now it’s, “Por some sugar on Mí, y panochas cómo tú“.

 

Over at the National Council of Negro Wimmin’ on msnbc it’s: La Vache

It’s good for your stomach and your vientre won’t notice… but seriously, Katty Phangs, “where are all the Yello’ heifers at?”.

Metal Works

Milk… it does a body good.

Sponsored by Thomas El Corbillon’s Heavy Metal jazz lounge.

Livin’ La Puta Vida Loca … got milk?

Where’s the beef?

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind Ricky Martin, Ike Pappas is the only lactose intolerant in Parador City and that’s why he used Rum to moisten his corn flakes with South American bananas, and then he properly snorted his Coke®️

Extra pineapple on that vinyl for Marjo

Breaking 💔 news, Marjolaine Kaltenback rejects piñas³ on her dough… minute 27 Witt 15 seconds is the exact time when Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach  stuck her slender fingers 🤌🏼 through my chest and she proceeded to rip my heart from an empty hole that my main pump was resting on. Pizza Lico°rice is what Da’Kaltenbach (which is Kraut for Cold-ass Creek) ordered, ‘LICORICE’ on a pizza, now that is just a slap on the anchovies next to the Marguerite 🍕.

³~. Mexican lies.

https ://www.radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /un-peu-de-sucre-dans-votre-jazz–

We don’t need another dentist

In Paris, France, Louis Pasteur just got the vapors! Pasteur, an ananas lover would not comment but it was clear that there is not enough cheese in France to replace a single dice of pineapple on that pizza slice, man!

Across the Seine, —fuck, that is classified, For Yer’ Eyes Only.

It’s interesting, Bi’Bring, that… never mind, it’s beyond my pay-grade and far beyond Yer’handout.

Merry christ-Más… and don’t forget to brush your teeth even if you don’t know which pizza to order. Above all, remain an anti-dentite.

Ewe Slut Productions présents:

Radiohead… have a nice night, Ewe beautiful ones.

Susana Poveda Strikes Back³… 🧜🏻‍♀️

³~. Ate‘ billion lesbos, or something like D.A.T.

 

For the record, the terrorists were training right next door to their targets for months, satellite surveillance shows, but your Israeli PEGASUS Spy vendors were way too busy selling gadgets to Latin American regimes³. But neither Ana Cabrera, nor José Díaz-Balart will tell you that, on MSNBC.

³~. And I have it from Dr. Alejandro 🇲🇽/🇺🇸/🇮🇱 Valenzuela in Paris (🇫🇷 Academia) that those Zionists even sell their gadgets on the SABBATH.

Son of Weisel

 

And, Mrs. Colter-Wunsh, you only have The Zionists among your house of worship to blame. You chose the most EXTREME to abandon those little hungry twins that hunt your dreams now.

🐐

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Idolatry_in_Judaism #:~ NOAHIDE Laws

🗿

But first, son of 🇮🇱 Weisel… Netanyahu is The Nazi. He is in your house of worship. Deal with your Prime Minister first before you call pro-Palestine sentiment,  the WRONG TEAM.

Geldüberweisungen macht frei*… Just like in 1932 in Buchenwald, “el pueblo puro (y me imagino que bueno, también) no se percato del olor a pelos fritos y piel a°chicharrada … 🐂💩… 🙈🙉🙊 🐷📜

Palestine Did Nothing Wrong, period 🛫

And, son of Weisel, stop comparing the attack to the Shoah, it was more like an American Native enclave getting overrunned by MANIFEST DESTINY, 🪶.

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🎶 School’s Out for Summer… not if the man from “the” Havre gets his bigotes on it

Podemos 🇪🇦… subjuntivo Présente 🎁 del verbo PODAR 🌿; por ejemplo, se conjuga como todos los verbos (no sustantivos) que terminan en “AR³”:
yo PODE
Tú PODES
ELLA pode CON EL…
NOUS-otros PODEmos
Etc., etc., etc,…

 

³~. Señor Iglesias, le recuerdo a usted y al ciudadano Sergio Ávalos de morena-francia, y su fundadora, la señora dama parisina Georgina Moreno, que yo soy gerundio y mis Ah-Erres (AR’s) are on the prefix not the suffix… dicho en francés, yo soy PUNTA DE FLECHA y ustedes son puros culeros.

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii. _____________________

Okay, okay… It’s Pat Robertson, Dr. Theodore Kaczynski, and starring as a Nazi concentration camp capo, P.M. Berlusconi… Hop on in, Bunga-bunga, you fascisti-fuck. Even Ferrari showed up first at the Sarthe racetrack. Ewe lucky Basterd’.

https ://euro .dayfr .com /trends/ reduce-the-duration-of-summer-holidays-edouard-philippe-s-proposal-is-debated 

And, Natalie my 💕 love… Fuck l’Alliance, those elitists Phucks, with their fancy pants and all. Join the Accademy… and Lego®: Fuck You Too!

 

For the record, this post is not about MÍ, it is however, about LA, and “non-dits” or « unspoken » conflicts of interests between the Ministère de Matignon and Le Mexique à la rue des Longchamps, next to Iéna.

Can Ewe hear Mí now? Can you see Mí now?

But most importantly, can you see the real me?

—Doctor?

In the next segment it’s another edition of, “WASP” or « Oakie ». In the next segment:

Édouard Phillipe, WASP or Oakie

— Surveillance says?

Most definitely a WASP… If he was teaching at some pretentious U.S. University.

The 24 Heures du Le Mans, WASP or Oakie?

— Survey says?

Oakie

Finally! Pegasus is now a feature on all French SIM cards, just like Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela had predicted, all those years ago at SciencesPo during the restart of the Year of Mexico in France in Oct. 2011 at l’OCDE siege en le XVIIeme. It was during that particular Harvest Moon that a then-recently elected Enrique Peña Nieto made his first Presidential trip on a private jet to iron-out los por menores regarding the release and subsequent ‘heroine’s’ welcome-back to France, of a French woman 👠 convicted for kidnapping children in Mexico… Issy-Bendito-Sea, Genaro García Luna. Amén.

https ://cybernews .com /news /france-senate-green-light-surveillance-cameras-microphones/

Big Brother is watching Ewes in The Sunshine.

 

And, mister Philippe… Correlation is not Causation, but godDAMN, nigga! Had I, Armando Segovia (52*) / Armando Serrano-Prieto (12*) known that La République Français was a big GLASS House with a world-wide array of colonies (dit “departments” at the OFII) i would not have thrown tomatoes at the Year of Mexico in France or it’s its operatives at LA Préfecture de Police at Cité, but yes. There is a lot of talent and compétences in Algeria.

I see them Every Sunday at The BENDITA Place de La République. But knowing how “unspoken” your pencil pushers with a police badge can be, my hunch is that the next reform is going to favor all of the autocrats first-born males and their god-children second (if Allah even allows for god-children, like the good “christian” god does, eh mister former-minister?)

Now that is a novel idea, but it won’t work, and please don’t ask because Eye, Aie cannot say a word… that ability is reserved for La Voix de Sans Voix en Fréquence Paris Pluriel. So D.A.R.E. is D.A.T., but kudos on the PMCS³.

 

*~. Years of age, if you have any questions just reach out and touch Stephanie Menou at Cité’s Dépôt Group.

³~. Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services.

… For the record, The French summertime’s blues are way too short in duration, these tadpoles need at least until the Columbus “discovers” Américo Vespucci celebration on October the 12th, and then add another bridge (no pun intended Philadelphia) to compensate for the stress of the Harvest Moon before those teachers “fait la rentré” to the classroom. Seriously, the French have the shortest vacation cycles in France. It’s preposterous, really.

A.I.? … that platform owes Mí an essay — Ketch-up

I think I’m Turning Japanese… i really think so.

https ://www .rollingstone .com /culture /culture-features /texas-am–chatgpt-ai-rodeo-clown-instructor-flunks-students-false-claims

Issy, Alex Wagner … Le Guizamo’ un güevo es el próximo Francis Bacon 🌡️for Taco Tus Theys en Hilo, Hawaii… where it is Primetime on the Eve of the Feast of the Ascension in Maui… “Tú da’Moon, Alicia, tú da’Moon ».

Let me (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) first remind mister Rob Courdet (of Made in France, fame… the sound~Cloud) that what his dumb-ass is about to ignore is a draft of an officially censored investigative report about The Year of Mexico in France and The Institute of Mexicans Abroad, at least that was the track until The Ministry of The Interior 🇲🇫 under Manuel Valls and the Secretaría de Gobernación 🇲🇽 of Alejandro Poiré and Osorio Chong labeled me as a persona nada grata, Greta.

With that in mind Rob at fip .fr, what might seem to your Ojos de Perro Azul as a diatribe, is in fact a bibliography in real time, and unlike Artificial Intelligence, which takes it’s cues from data readily available on the interwebs, my entries are usually ahead of the news cycle. Take your First Lady for example, mister Rob, I began my monologue about her well in advance before the (alleged) Hitler youths beat the living chocolate out of her grand-nephew.

https ://rmc .bfmtv .com /actualites/police-justice /violences-contre-le-petit-neveu-de-brigitte-macron-des-agresseurs-presumes-temoignent-sur-rmc _AV-202305170057 .html

For the record, if you continue to ignore my “diatribes,” then I will have no other option but to include [later in the programming] a cutline on under a snapshot there-by closing the circle with Bruno and Sophie Menou reading from a menu at La Fourmi Allée on a late-Septembre afternoon.

 

Meanwhile in ISRAEL 🇮🇱… Le président mexicaine, Andrés M. López O., rappelle au gouvernement israélien l’extradition imminente de l’ancien responsable [et fugitif Tomás Zerón] lié à l’achat du logiciel espion Pegasus et l’affaire Ayotzinapa.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/05/17 /mundo /memo-lasso-dissolves-National Assembly-ends-impeachment-against-him

… while that takes place, I (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) would first like to apologize to Professor at Princeton University, Eddie Gloude Jr., mostly for as he puts it, “annoying” the former Senator from The Great State of Misery in Saint Louis, Missouri, Claire McCaskill, while she celebrated the Victory over the Boston Red Sox yesterday night on the Deadline Washing~Thon Show with little Nicole Wallace.

Notwithstanding, o como dicen los muy franceses, nonobstant  Senator McCaskill, nevermind FLORIDA, or COLORADO, or Texas, and here is why Professor Gloude, the next time that you give that “context” to your students at Princeton U., as Claire suggests (and I am sure that you do, too) that “the closing of American minds” as you so eloquently put it last night is the mold to which I have been put through ever since I CALLED-OUT a former presidential candidate from that West Texas Town in El Paso, for the conflict-of-interest between his wife and a powerful group of bi-national elites from Chihuahua, Texas and New Mexico; not to mention that “gun-walking” program dubbed “Fast and Furious”, or even the coverage of that “Venezuelan wetback wannabe³” Luis Posada Carriles; and of course, most recently, THE PEGASUS affaire which, like the gun-walking program, I had figured out long before la bendita AFP/ AP/ EFE/ and even NPR had a clue of what was happening under their significant other noses, I just didn’t have the official nomenclature of the LAYERS 🇮🇱 in 🇮🇱 that  🇮🇱 CAKE, yet…

Cus’, this is Thriller! Now go get yer’ fucking shoe-shine box. ATLANTIS ✍️ follows.

 

Sin Embargo! Raquelito, I did have them donkey’s hair on my hand (yo tenía los pelos de LA BURRA en mano)…

³~. An illegal-immigrant charge was less severe than the TERRORIST charges that the anti-Castro militant would have had to face if the son of his former boss, George Herbert Bush (CIA) had not appointed the “SON of A Wetback” to clear Luis Posada Carriles name for the sake of National Security.

 

A funny thing happened on the way to Japan…

 

Where were we wüera?

Ah, sí… with Claire McCass, give it up Claire, and bring your twin sister along with that Amy from Minnie-Sota.

Breaking the news: La délice du Ministère est déshabillé

In Hollywood land, it’s The Triumph of The Automatons, starring Denisa Kerschovas 🦎

But first, it’s Phat Basterd’ dans le courtage, check it out:

Write me a postcard – drop me a line …

Mr. Poisson, i don’t select the news, nor the cycles, not even the events. After the break i promise that i will never mention your ShitBag™ again, but in the next 36 hours or so, i will try to explain to you how the little mermaid got into this blog.

And then you can do what French people do.

Glass Onion meets Layers Cake…

 

And in Palestine, OhHi, Oh… Train Derailment Units are measured in optimism snapshots on the Morning Mika Sho’… The Hace of ♠️’s, la ache es muda.

With this in mind… Mr. Poisson 🐟, the last time you pointed your camera 🤳 at me… your excellency wanted to know what your little princess identification card was doing in my prefecture “sleep-cover” folder 📁 at the Prefecture.

Answer:

It’s rather really simple, and never mind that from Day One of the French Talents and Skills Visa (Dec. 2010) a certain Nice address that you might know was used as, shall we say, ‘the anchoring’ address to secure A CERTAIN “six-year investigative project” orbiting around, The Year of Mexico in France; Mexicans in France, and/or Mexican corruption in Europe; and the monitoring of a then triple presidential process, which as you might remember in 2012, lined up France (Hollande), U.S. (Obama) and, Them (El P.R.I. in Mexico).

∴ underneath those pillars ∴, I had already cemented a foundation, which in 2017 culminated, or rather coincided with, the announcement of the start of the journalistic and publishing career of one of the main characters in my investigation, and no, Mr. Poisson, it is not Johanne of whom I am referring to, but rather, —Florence Cassez.

Any how…

🍷

_ by the time Öüï got to Jurançon (Eye forgot the year) the man ∧and/or∨ woman in charge of Stephanie Menou’s chain-of-command at the préfecture Cité had already sealed my fate for that September day of 2014…

∧ if ∧ only if 

You remember September, love… You would not have been in this picture 🖼️ BUT FOR the fact that it was you who insisted that our correspondence (from me to you, and viceversa) be turned over for review by ‘the reviewing’ authorities at the Dépôt section of the Ministry of The Interior at Cité.

∨… 

lest you forget, it was also you, love, who insisted that “we” should forget about the first (of several) 60-day notice to appeal the dépôt section’s décision, in lieu of what Bruno³ recommended as a recourse, after his superior offered you an apology in the hallway outside of the dépôt section employee’s doorway.

³~. … hacer un, ¿cómo se DiCheee, cómo se DiCheee? You know, that sort of contract concluded between two physical persons who have reached the age of majority, for the purposes of organizing their life in common.

And finally, Mr. Poisson, there was a time-period between 2012 and 2013, when yours truly, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, had the means, the opportunity and, the resources, which is not the same as ‘the means’, to move-out and conduct my research outside of your precious Octopus Garden (sort of speak), but you are not going to believe who developed a case of “you can’t move-out, love! There are way to many nymphos at Jour-et-Nuit!”… and isn’t that ironic 😼, my dear Titus?

Haderslev, Denmark. AS3_ From the Vikingos who brought you “The Little Mermaid” and “Only a Fiddler would say that to Neptune », comes the story of Your Cheese ain’t Shit, —en Venezia! It’s TROU 🕳️, ask, “il Capone de la mafia”, it’s right there in them Ombres G tracks from Madrid, if Ewe should need directions ask Burt Lancaster, he knows how to get to Rome from Antony.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki ~ wiki /The_🐧_New_Clothes

🧭 “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is based on a true Folk Tale, the names of las ⚽ putas ⚽ however, have been changed in Order to protect 🇧🇷 Progreso.

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∴ ; ∧ for the record:

It takes Tú to be in ❣️ Solitaire ♠️… unless youse like “Rainman”.

∧ here is “Y”.