Tag Archives: El General—documental de Plutarco Elias Calles y su famila

Any 🦉 hoot, if Adelita had indoor plumbing maybe she would not have died in abject poverty³

L’Adelita throughout time… strange coincidence is that in Paris, France, l’Adelita 🌮 , a Mexican restaurant, is right in front of the Mediapart paywall-room, but that is just a strange coincidence nothing else.

 

³~. In the U.S.A., no less… context on “the indoor plumbing” reference will develop shortly when Joe Scarborough is teleported back to 1st Grade in the  deep “KNEW” South.

Bunch of pussies.

https ://wikipedia .org /wiki /Adela_Velarde_Pérez

¡Que 🎬 Viva 🎥 Eisenstein!

 

Note to Julia Ioffe : this is nothing against your exceptional lineage but rather a comparative analysis triangulated with the current Mexican president’s immigrant story and Natalia Almada’s generational trajectory following her great-grand dad’s exile to the Road in Escondido in California.

Deer Ala-Eddine… meet Natalia Al~Mada en Escondido (U.S.A.)

To they in History: Superman is a “has been”… let the Sunshine in. And in Washington, President Trump reminds the world that he is a coward who used his daddy’s money to get a free John Wayne Breakfast at the American Legion 🇺🇸

Good Soil Guarantees Peas, but not a Peace Prize Donald, now KISS your Daddy wearing the Leningrad Cowboys Boots… from El Paso in Paris.

To they in history, President Trump returns Sarah Palin’s backyard back to Russia… with Sarah Palin in the deal.

Good morning, in Paris, France, Mother Mary’s ass-ended in Heaven, sources close to San Pedro relay that Paul (that motherfucker!) demanded to see Mary’s papers and a certificate issued by the bendita/sacre préfecture de police showing her 1901 Benevolance Certificate and off-course her health certificate, arguing that Mary was a known flusy  before 👁️  popping 🪚 out ♀️ The 🧍🏼‍♀️Superstar THERE in Nazareth.

Eye Saw Her Standing D.A.R.E. 

It’s no lie, Marie-Ange Schiltz knows the place, heck!!! The bitch practically wrote the Acts sessions, but these here Alla-Eddine are not one of them, Öüï’s doing a different thing and after the intermission, Malia in Birmingham lands at the newly renamed Ozzy Osbourne International Airport, but that’s just a cross reference on the Erasmus beat. In the meantime Alla-Eddine wonders why Manuel Bartlett Díaz is not on the MEXICAN criminal transfer list.

Alla-Eddine stars as El Sultán de La Motocicleta en Monterrey… But only after he learns how to do the hula-hoop with Venn Diagrams à Paris.

The Merchant of Venice and other assorted bootlegs from LA superficie del Underground de VALERIE PÉCRESSE, this is the sound of a metro ticket on the bus or the back of the tram, Eye Knows this much is trou 🕳️.

³~. Issy-Ala-Eddine, of the fairy “madrinas” in France, Juanito Guanavacoa (como tú comprenderas) is the most excellent, the most eLevated, uy-uy-uy.

Cesar’s Salad: Quand les actes viennent contredire les mots

It’s ridiculous, one ROCKET

You don’t know what the Porn you are doing. And Eye quotes…

Entonces César, it was nice meeting you last night… it’s too bad that i, Armando Segovia, or Armando X (in reference to Malcolm Little, not the social media handle that used to be a little blue bird 🐦) did not get to TRANSITION to Salma Hayek and “los hilos” de Natalia Almada who happens to be the Great-great-grand daughter of that Fucking HOT DOG that PAULINE’S big fucking freezer is trying to pass as “latin food”, that fucking “dogo’s³” name, by-the-way was El General Plutarco Elías Calles, inventor of the Mexico that died in 2018, when Mexico shifted from what one of THE DOGS at l’Académie Française refered to as “the perfect dictatorship” who institutionalized “the revolution” and « transformed » it, into a populist porn show on every dial on Évry—Mexican Radio Frequency.

Note to the good students at La Cop1ne au 1 Pl. Alice Guy (knot Menendez)…

Erasmus was a fag.

Context from Salma’s husband at DEE 🎸Beaubourg will answer for ALL EWE Pinaults, which is a calco for PIÑATA en Castellano.

Santa Ana Winds…

³~. While it is categorically true, and not surprising at all that « hotdog » on a Spanish Radio Station is a calc of the same English that the Rosbifs across the Chunnel call a “perro caliente”, which should never be confused with the legendary “perro agradecido”, from LA CALLE 🤠 Stanton in El Chuco, Texas.

And Juanita Toliver, here… have-at-it

And Joy-Anne Reid 🤹🏼‍♀️🥇🤹🏼‍♂️🏆🔤🔠… anyone? 🔡… Miller? 🔡… e, f, g? Anyone?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Abascal

https ://okdiario .com /andalucia /abascal-manifestacion-vox-sevilla-alguien-daria-pan-vecino-antes-que-hijo– 7268314

And MARÍA TERE KUMAR, not to be outdone by The Zapatistas, who are currently playing HOMER across The ATLANTIC, the extreme right from SPAIN is going on a TROJAN tour across Europe looking for nazies like them:

Correction:
Dear, ReidOut Crew… Ted Cruz rides a Toyota to México, while Eye is actually on a motherfucking BLAZING SADDLE… and RACHEL MADDOW, can your graphics monkees spot the difference?

Once again, Öüï is going to have to WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW, during the Avi Velshi (International Spymaster Hour) to review ZAPANTERA ROSA and  Los Zapatistas de la Línea Once del Metro de la RATP, on account that El PAN (nuestro) de cada día tiene CONEXIÓN con la propuesta de CANONización de ABASCAL. En México his name was CARLOS and in SPAIN he works for VOX.

Diputado panista se alía con la extrema derecha española

Vox, tercera fuerza parlamentaria en el país ibérico, impulsa plataforma contra los gobiernos de inspiración comunista

Armando G. Tejeda
Corresponsal
Periódico La Jornada
Sábado 31 de octubre de 2020, p. 11

As far as Öüï is aware, Vice-President Kamala Harris has never been to Cataluña. Madame V.P. therefore, has not experienced “las patatas bravas” en La Moncloa. Anyhow, Juanita Toliver (i borrowed  a letter Ti, for administrative purposes)… EnTonces pues, Juanita, now Eye knows that with a name like yours and at your age you know the difference between them Washington Red apples (from Cuauhtémoc) y las limas exportadas a París.

 

Anygüey, Marianne, about them Normandy scooters:

We [the staff] all rolled to Montgomery’s roundabout; it was mandatory.
ÖÜÏ saw.
Güi went: muuuuuh… did we happen to mention that Normandy cows are the happiest cows en la vitrina of your favorite butcher shop?

Pleya' Please

Pleya’ Please.

SitRep follows, after a word from the 35th Wing of democrats on the DeAnza road to Cupertino, way beyond them Escondido hills casi esquina con Arrogant Bastard®️ Drive, y General exiliado Calles de miramar.

20 de noviembre — Dear, Prof. Salmerón Sanguinés

The Road to Escondido is not just a Clapton Tribute Album, it’s also the historicity after-action-review (AAR) of a Mexican Mein Kampf admirer, por ejemplo, in footnote n° 39 of Larralde & Griswold del Castillo; of The Journal of San Diego History, they note the following:

While reading Hitler’s Mein Kampf with interest and respect, Calles disregarded the Klan’s crimes against Mexicans as a frivolous matter. His biggest concern was getting back to Mexico.

… Context follows; TimeStamp: 23h45 in CET.

Contexto a seguir… momentito pour favor… I need to find an Arrogant Bastard®… wait one… Ahhhhh that was refreshing. Here we go: •—¡—•.  Dear, non-readers: please breeze over this blog entry using an Armando Álvarez voice… •—_—• Chapter ii: after the fall-out with La Casa de su Chingado Padre, and later with Gary Sanchez Productions, Mando “el ranchero” Álvarez enrolled in night classes at the Ron Burgandy Community College (RBCC) in San Clemente, California. “Mando” took this course of action in order to grasp a better command of the English language, and there after, apply for a job at NBC or at the Huffpost; but not, definitely not! He told himself every night, accept a desk with the god-damned Buzzfeeds logo on the back of the chairs… that would be like living the most productive hours of your day with a permanent “poisson d’avril”… palabras más o palabras menos, and as expected, Mr. Álvarez received a “B” for his final grade in Spanish 101. •—_—•. TimeStamp: 17h00 PST

Stick around..

•—¡—•

Welcome to Time Machine Travel.
Your one-stop Agency consolidator for “the” asegovia3 exclusive brand of ‘Frequency Hop’ Historicity Tours.

Today is Veinte de noviembre de 1910, and our “Happy Birthday Revolution” special, includes an itinerary to 1936 and a mandatory train ride to ‘La Ruta al Exilio’ to witness the last surviving “caudillo” de la Revuelta Mexicana de 1910 who dubbed himself, “El Jefe Maximo de La Revolución Mexicana” as he dabbled in the KKK politics of SoCal.

Page IV… A funny tale developed on the way to The Forum —¡— Image courtesy of the spoils of Châtelet, and The former, “Direct Matin”.

Little did Amalia Almeida’s grand old dad know, that come November of 1945, the “interesting and respectful” leaders of Hitler’s struggle would be exposed for their thirst for power, but most important ~ for their crimes against humanity.

People of the 1920’s and 30’s knew him as: El General Plutarco Elías Calles… he alone embodied the bureaucratic and institutionalized Enemy N° 1 persona of La División del Norte; y de Emiliano Zapata, también.

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Our journey for today also includes a mandatory overlay to the infamous North Atlantic terminal of 1994 where ya’ll will get to meet the inventor of ‘La Política Ficción’, a very real and present precursor to the “Fake News” teflon defense phenomenon of the two leading democratic idiocracies in the world right now, which of course are lead by presidents Enrique Peña Nieto (Mexico) and his very stupid counterpart Donald John Trump (USA).

Las fuentes:

BOX 25, File 1.
29 de abril, 1924.
CORRESPONDENCIA DIPLOMATICA A FRANCIA
De: Jean Perier
Para: A. Poincare.

—n° 39: Lerralde, C. M., Griswold del Castillo, R., “San Diego’s Ku Klux Klan 1920 – 1980“; in The Journal of San Diego History. Spring/Summer 2000; Vol. 46, n° 2 & 3. Via: http :/www .san diego history .org /journal /2000/april/klan/

—San Salvador Atenco and the Fake News, from NPR, according to Peña Nieto, as explained by El Partido Revolucionario Institucional… the ICC in Rome is not only “bullying” Mr. Peña’s past legacy as governor of the State of Mexico; but also his very few merits and accomplishments as the current president of the Mexican State. Vía: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/19/550502559/women-testify-against-mexican-police-for-sexual-torture-in-international-court

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS BLOG…

Is that Professor, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés… NO LO LEE.

… and of course, La Jornada: http://www.jornada.unam.mx/2017/11/14/opinion/020a2pol

Dear, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés, de arranque, le comento que en lo personal (sin conocerle) admiro y soy lector fiel de su serial: Falsificadores de La Historia.

Sin embargo y como cambio de velocidad, le apuntó también de que yo [Armando Segovia] tuve alguna vez el mismo respeto por el trabajo de opinión del Prof. John Mill Ackerman, (hasta que en el 2014/15 yo lo vi correr en terreno abierto y pude comprobar que en lugar de ver a un líder, lo que yo vi fue a Otro Partidista Cierra Filas y, (faltara menos) timorato respetuoso al mismo tiempo, de los eventos del PRI en París en donde gracias a la cooptación de líderes de la izquierda, de los pacifistas y del mismísimo “colectivo” de Neo-Zapatistas! La Embajada y El Servicio Mexicano Exterior, con el apoyo del Hijo de El Santo y Sean Penn pudieron acarrear a dos que tres rijosos** para que “mejor” fueran apoyando en la puesta de eventos culturales —anexos, faltará menos— al plan económico y estratégico de Hollande/Peña Nieto (Florence Cassez)… (véase VISEUR/ Los Encuentros Cinematográficos Viva México ed. 2013-2016).

Entonces, don Pedro, ya con la tercera en caja y listo para meter la cuarta en pista plana, lo mismo pasó en el 2013 con su ex co legionario del gran estado grande de Chihuahuita; ISSY, don Pedro me refiero a el Prof. Víctor Quintana Silveyra, quién entre otras cosas vino a París para instaurar formalmente a una amalgama de ciudadanos, activistas, grillos y mapaches a lo que llevaría por “nomenclatura de grupo”, en la primavera de ese mismo año escolar (en La Sorbona) pero allá en el l registro federal electoral: Morena-Francia.

En fin, profe Salmerón, ya en quinta con el cambio y, con el pie empujando el acelerador listo para embragar el primer dual, le preguntó, ¿qué razón me da asté, Maese, de don Víctor? Dígame profé, o más mejor aún, ¿cuál es la interacción entre catedráticos con aspiraciones políticas que se cambian de partido político, cuando se les vuelve a ver las caras en algún simposium, cátedra, o sabático—se mandan entre ustedes— tarjetas de navidad?

Saludos, Profe; y lo invito a agarrar las curvas en puro Dual, y de bajada.

Su amigo,
armando

 

Epílogo. In Spanish it means Afterword

Dear Ari Melber and the good folks at MSNBC —no es lo mismo—
pero sí es igual. Say hello to Donna Brazile and Debbie Wasserman, they are the best thing that could have happened to the Donald Trump adminsitration.

Dear Conan de la O:
if you really want to connect Mexicans do not,
we repeat, —Do Not— forget
your shots of Chuchupeste con Sotol en Ciudad Juárez,
por favor, porque eso de consumir puras pinches
Quesadillas sin Queso, eso sí que está:
de la chingada.

It’s 2018.

The impeachment trials against the 45th president of the United States of America were derailed by the Speaker of the House. In Paris, the U.S. Ambassador immediately begins to implement the Bernardo Gómez (Televisa) strategy in order to connect the American expatriate community using a historical figure*,  as the Instituto de Los Mexicanos en el Exterior did, following the election of Mexican President Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa in 2006¹ al utilizar la llamada << Ley del Kleenex >> … 

Did you get that, OP? —|— Uso Justo de Duncan Bridgeman y el Elenco Estelar de la Antigua Guardia del Canal de las Estrellas. Y Qué Viva la Criada bien Criada. Yuppiiiiii — Yea!

Did you get that, OP? Did you get how even a guy like say, Hitler could use a dead hero to further his political interests? —|— Uso Justo de Duncan Bridgeman y el Elenco Estelar de la Antigua Guardia del Canal de las Estrellas. Y Qué Viva “la Criada bien Criada”. Yuppiiiiii — Yea!

For this task, the new baseball league was named in honor of Fredrick Douglass, while the softball tournament [over at Pershing Field, in Vincennes] was named after the historical figure of Harriet Tubman.

*  …de la misma manera, Familia Cuarón en París,
como lo hicieron sus colegas del cinito mexicano en el Cinema Christine
con la figura histórica de Gilberto Bosques (GiBo en París); allí sí, [cabrones]
en ese cinito sí se pudieron limar las asperezas entre La Embajada Mexicana
[de Enrique Peña Nieto] y el comité de MORENA-Francia,
para sacar adelante sus carreras y sus pagos en especie.
Viva México y Vivan Los Amigos de México —en Francia.

Las fuentes de doña Vilma:

  1. Arreola, F., “La Mano de Bernardo Gómez” … [y el Kleenex® de Duncan Bridgeman] en: La Jornada, de hace mucho—no los que hoy la guardan. Vía: http ://www .jornada .unam .mx /2006 /12 /12 /index .php?section=opinion&article=016a1pol

and now, it is time to drain the vein. Hasta la próxima. [Duncan Bridgeman homemade Video might follow, en dónde él asegura que los mexicanos, excepto Bernardo Gómez —por supuesto— no saben hacer nada por México, y por eso hay que ir a la Gran Bretaña para que les digan como se sacan las cosas; las del subsuelo, las del campo, las de los bancos, y por supuesto LAS DE LA PROPAGANDA de partido en el poder].