Sexiest thing on the radio

Portuguese do Brasil is … You know, caging Marjo en Française.

… please don’t shoot Mí, Eye is just the Genie.

In local news, hoy salió el sol… and Taylor Swift conquered La Défense. Marjolaine Carioca-Porterbach reports.

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Previously on God Save The Children of The Beast (in Spain)

Segovia, Spain… 2023 A.D., your mother is big fat cow, now that is a Nativity scène with just TEN Theys before Nöel.

Chuy, I am your father, period.

And still to come, The Birth of Jew, followed by, I Can’t Believe That Joe Scarborough¹⁵ said That, especially after hanging up with Buzzfeed in 2016 to cancel in France, a certain guy. Turn the Page on the USA Today.

¹⁵~. That motherfucker.

Thury³ Coins, Thirty-each.

³~. Pronounced as in : Ewe Dirty, pig³²!

³²~. No Thury pigs were harmed in the making of this jam pizza 🍕… with Licorice for Club Jazz à fip, period. Hold the OLIVES.

Over at the Washington Post, Cousin Joe ups the Mötley Crüe ante and the son of a bitch pulls out the GnR and their “ILLUSION” for his own use.

Note to Mara Gay: dear Mara, nevermind Saint Ignatius de Los WaPo’s, I do not, Eye repeats… I do Knot select the programming on HBO, nor the coats that you wear, but since your blaz[er] is proper “capote red” for una corrida, I am going to have to take it off, of you, and Improvise an EsPonTaNEO en el redondel 🐂 with The Good Foot, which of course it’s BROWN, but let’s not get the good Reverend Al Sharpton all giddy on the Dance Flo’, period!

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Extra pineapple on that vinyl for Marjo

Breaking 💔 news, Marjolaine Kaltenback rejects piñas³ on her dough… minute 27 Witt 15 seconds is the exact time when Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach  stuck her slender fingers 🤌🏼 through my chest and she proceeded to rip my heart from an empty hole that my main pump was resting on. Pizza Lico°rice is what Da’Kaltenbach (which is Kraut for Cold-ass Creek) ordered, ‘LICORICE’ on a pizza, now that is just a slap on the anchovies next to the Marguerite 🍕.

³~. Mexican lies.

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We don’t need another dentist

In Paris, France, Louis Pasteur just got the vapors! Pasteur, an ananas lover would not comment but it was clear that there is not enough cheese in France to replace a single dice of pineapple on that pizza slice, man!

Across the Seine, —fuck, that is classified, For Yer’ Eyes Only.

It’s interesting, Bi’Bring, that… never mind, it’s beyond my pay-grade and far beyond Yer’handout.

Merry christ-Más… and don’t forget to brush your teeth even if you don’t know which pizza to order. Above all, remain an anti-dentite.

Ewe Slut Productions présents:

Radiohead… have a nice night, Ewe beautiful ones.

¿Boleros psiCOdelicos? Solo los de Cantinflas³ empeyotado 👞

 “Are You Not Entertained?”

Proximo priest, he used to be a Roman slave turned Gladiator, later a circus owner, and then he died… for To They’s Daily Double, what is Australia famous for besides dingo dogs, syphilitic koalas, or platitudes that look like the unholy union between a duck and beaver?

… How does it feel, Denis Soula? How does it feel you son of a, and Eye quotes, “son of a bitch”.

³~. Raquel’s Shoeshine boy

For those not current, like little ol’Mí, on the happenings at La Maison de l’Amérique latine (MAL217-SGP) I’ll save you the scrolling down into the bowels of another era, an era when Évry thing convenient ceased to operate on Sundays in France, why in those days being spotted inside of a McDo (McDonalds if you’ve never been to Spain) would get you banned from the neighborhood bistro and/or dive.

Any how, Denis Soula, you son of a bitch, it was the Month of April in Paris, and if you don’t believe Mî well you can just send your programming monkees to La Mal217 and ask for Lioncio Ornella, an architect who moonlights as the mayordomo d’Alain Rouquie³² (ex-ambassador of France for Latin America in the years of the G.A.T.T.) there about the little pasquín that I wanted to make an enterprise of (it was sacrilege, of course³) and the warning that don Leo issued to me as he shook my hand and gave me his blessing to go ahead and cover the events that happened there, (in what was a stale Year of Mexico in France of 2011) was that, “It’s not always about the poor”.

Over at the BBC, Paul’s broken a glass and now he’s fixing a hole in the wall.

Historical Beatle Theory suggests that Ken Russell’s vision of Huxley’s “Devils of Loudun” was saved by the hidden hand of Lennon, on the condition that there would be a BLACKBIRD exécution with, wait for it… A Warm Gun.

Andrés Manuel López Obrador’s operator’s would use that slogan later during his regime in Texcoco. Look it up, it’s public record, and if you copy and paste without showing context or actual work, then you are a Prime Candidate for the Amnesty International ex-police officer from a SHIT HOLE NATION refugee program in France, you just have to make your flight schedule from whatever Shit Hole Nation that you are arriving from fit a landing strip in Barajas, an airport in Spain, where I’ve never been.

I reckon that it is those type of immigrants that Mister Macron and his boy-wonder Darmanino  are referring to when it comes to filling-in all of those new MADRINA French program jobs at a supermarket near you (in France) which are now opened on Sundays, or at a McDo entrance (now that The 🍟 Clown is MARIANNE’S biggest employer and commercial building renter in France).

WARNING ⚠️ THE FOLLOWING IS KNOT, Öüï repeats! IT IS KNOT just another “Hunchbacks’” story, está joroba si que joroba, joder!

Ancient Beatlemania and I’m-a-phoney productions présent: Ya Chole Con Tu Joroba, Jodorowski.

 

Now ladies in Gemini, I am only saying, or rather finger-banging it on a mobile téléphone azerty “kdyboard*” because unlike other Zorro’s, I know that JOAQUIN “phoenix” MURRIETA was from Sonora, and not from Chile, I don’t care what Pablo Neruda said. Fuck him, and COMODUS Aussie.

*~. Can you imagine Sergeant Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, if pianos came in QWERTY/AZERT and other assorted glyphs?

What would Tres Palabras say, but most importantly, would these get lost in Translation? Ewe bee the judge, Maya…🌹

Any how, back to CLEAR AND PRESENT LOCAL NEWS:

The big test period for that private security program starts upon arrival of the first Olympic Games delegations to France.

 

And… Marjolaine Portier-Kältenbach*, are you busy tonight (?)

*Chilled Creek, if you would like to be an injun… in any case, Nicole Wallace does not look swell in Black, said Justice Thomas. Look it up! It’s trou! Justice Thomas is French’s Man and he Pitti the Foo’ who buys Heinz  🍅.

No, no, no… it doesn’t work like that 🪄 Take it off, Nicole, take it off!

 

Interference 🏴

Any how, Excmo., I’ve seen that swine before.

THE EXORCISM OF DEMONS THROUGH THE COMPARISON OF SACRED AND PROFANE BODIES³ :

 

I can see, for Miles 🎺… Achis, hashish los mariachis.

 

… and Matt Elliott, don’t cry, Bay-bee 🎷  🎭 🎬 🎫 porque FLAUTAS, nada más ➕ las d’El Canario en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, México. Carretera Panamericana.

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Y por eso, Manu Chau, si yo fuese Lionel Messi, sería tu pinche Cristo Redentor. Fuck Neymar, Viva 🇧🇷 Socrates (🎱), period!

Bienvenida, Tijuana.