¡Luuuuuuuu-Chaaaaa_rHan! — Dedos at rescaídas


LADIES and germs! It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in PANAMÆ, Franche, it’s Thyme for the Tent 🎪 edition of 🇨🇵 National Sports They… and deer doG all mighty, Denisa KERSCHOVAS!!! Here comes The Clowns!

At La Maison de La Radio (not that one) Emily Munera has just been Violated by Chi Chi the little Latin fag, and in the process, that fello’ with the phallus standing next to her has been relegated (per request by the Publisher of Pedro Navajas) to stand in the role of, wait fo’, IT!:

La Hija de Tony Curtis… ¡SANCHO PANZA!

In Local WEBS… little ol’Eye saw “Nobody” coming, but then again,… ah, fuck it, i give up, just give l’assemblée nationale française, pro-russian hackers, their Early Retirement and their monthly R.S.A., RFPP is hiring bénévoles anyhow.

https ://www .huffingtonpost .fr /politique /article /le-site-de-l-assemblee-nationale-attaque-par-des-hackers-russes-anti-macron _215795 .html

RUSSIAN nazies: if you are monitoring, i need my file folder that Manuel Valls at Le Dépôt de Cité censuré in 2013 ~ 2014.

Any güey, Benito Bodoque from “The Bronx”, en Ponce 🇵🇷… Ewe got’s to rrrrrrhol your erres, —ese. In this section of your G.E.D.¹ pilot test, Eye is going to be your “Are-assistant” coach and the MSNbePeacocks hope that by the end of your first season, Öüï can get Ewe son’s o’biches in Ponce de León to stop treating the 21st* letter in the Spanish alphabet like she’s 13th.

So, c’mon Chi Chi, —VIDA is waiting:

F.Y.I.: Noxeema Jackson used to play for The Tribe 🪶, Willie Mays Hayes ⚾ was his name.

¹~. https ://usahello .org /fr /leducation /diplome-ged /qu-est-ce-que-ged /#gref

*~. If you include the two digraphs (ch / ll) in the R.A.E. abecedario and off-COURSE la bendita eñe, anyhow even in the Anglobecedario de los gringos de gringolandia, the aforementioned ERRE is already 18th on the timeline, so Rrrrrroll that sexy bitch like the friend of the boyfriend on the BORDERLINE of lady MADONNA (1984) did.


Indiana vía el INAH. For context please read the “little” six below.


“If GLR and me were populists, perhaps a prominent successor to Ismael Rodríguez would film a second version of « We the poor », and GLR and me would appear as brothers of “La Guayaba” and “La Tostada.””

~. Hombres G. “Indiana“, track 2 of “You fucked up, Burt Lancaster », Warner Music for spics from The Bronx; 1986.
Over in Manhattan, Benito Blanco from “The Bronx” goes on a “PACHANGA” tour across Am[?]ica (not sure if it’s the show about the continent with LA CARRETERA de MANU CHAO or the country made of exterminated tribes, yet).

Goya (not that one, KachunKachun RaRa) sazón.


https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/03/26 /opinion /013a2pol?


The Mexican Left and the Gilbertian Hurricane
by: Francisco Xavier Guerrero. La Jornada.


The only truth in life is inside of a lucha libre ring, » according to Alan Kardec en Père Lachaise, en face à Apollinaire.

With that in mind, Charlie 🐘 Sykes,  fuck you, The Bullwark ⛵, and of course, Donald John Trump. Anyhow, here’s an inverted “T” from what you just said on the Morjo Show… on the DL, you do have a point, but yours has no SaZón, because yours talks about Cracker Barrel politics, while Eye, you son of a bitch, am at The Forum.

Rabo y Concha para La Argentina 🐂

Que no te haga bobo Jacobo y que no te cargue el Halcón…


Over at the Meseta (🇦🇷), The Meat Puppets, were covering Juantanamera en la rue Hidalgo, casi esquina con Wanitobacoa en Botzaris.

For those who arrived to France, after 2013 (practically Yesterday) 🕵🏻‍♂️ General Carrillo Olea, founded El CISEN, (Alejandro Poiré en Sciences Po) which was the home of PEGASUS in the golden years of CINÉMA MEXIQUE en la Porte des Lilas.

https ://military-history .fandom .com /wiki /Jorge_Carrillo_Olea

2013, by the way, was a GLORIOUS year for Mexican spooks (orejas del gobierno, pues) in France, not only did they began to take their masks off, but ideologies of both the left and the right joined together at galleries, cinémas, theater, at CHURCH (to celebrate the NIÑA BLANCA, no less) to line up with the WISHES of French President François Hollande and his boy wonder, Manuel Valls.

https ://www .liberation .fr /politique /elections /manuel-valls-condamne-a-verser-277-000-euros-pour-financement-irregulier-de-sa-campagne-a-barcelone-

Hilarity ensues when Maximiliano goes to Germany in search for better fellations. Maximilian chose a little ditty titled “Good Morning, America; Eye Am your favorite SON” but in French.


Meanwhile at the Lido, Camilo Lara (Sony Music / ISM) is covering Kurt Cobain’s rendition of 🌬️🎶 Who needs action when you got words 


La concha en el copete

Ladies in Gemini, the following is an AAR (after Action revista) of last night’s alternativa de novillero, –a matador.

And, GO’ill de Niza… Ewe love Mí. Ewe really–Reuilly love Mí

Prime Time, our own Universal Expo. In the frame, knot to be undone by Venezuela, la hermana República de 🇵🇪 El Perú 🇵🇪 sent 14 MINERS³ KILL EACH OTHER FOR A GOLD AND COPPER DEPOSIT

In Local News, La Cumbre de Las Américas — N⁰ 9, n⁰ 9, n⁰ 9… “somewhere in Los Angeles, California”, with special guest, the GO’ill With Faraway Eyes, Andréa Mitchell 💋.

And Radio Fréquence Paris Plurielle
Te apuesto a Juanito Guanabacoa, a que…
yo sé de que van a hablar los señores de la  Émission ⛏️ Américas
este sábado en París .

³~. No relation to the University of Texas at El Paso
https ://www .bfmtv .com /international /amerique-latine /perou-14-mineurs-s-entretuent-pour-un-gisement-d-or-et-de-cuivre _AD-202206080635 .html

After the break, Allegreto goes Full-Gonzo on Bolivia in El Ey…

¡Viejas Feas!!!
If only the Paris Tourism Board had the imagination, don Quijote.

but first, “It’s A View To a Quill”, at the International Universal radio station in a “dwarf galaxie” near you, mention the promo code Grand Palais and you can go fuck yourself.

Georges Auric
Moulin rouge : Moulin rouge
Album BOF / Moulin rouge / La fête à Henriette (1962)
Label RIVIERA (RM 9 030)

https ://edition .cnn .com /2022 /06/08 /world /repeating-fast-radio-burst-detection-scn /index .html

In the mean while, the Staff at asegovia3 really–Reuilly would like to know, what would happen if the Paris Tourism Board had a little imagination like the good Frogs of the Universal Pictures in Montréal.

Much like the Paris Expo (1900)
Les Expos de Montréal are now a by-gone E.R.A.
ISSY-1968 to 2004
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Expos_de_Montr%C3%A9al

Sort’ah, kind’ah, así más o menos…
como la vie politique de Manuel Valls
quien ahora se dedica a hacer puñetas —
siendo pues en esta entrada un gran poeta
—in the ‘Gram.

https ://www .parismatch .com /Actu /Politique /Manuel-Valls-remercie-les-messages-d-affection -1810660

Playball motherfuckers, pleybol.

For the record:
Goooooo Celtics ☘️ 75 🏀

Plaza de Toros Monumental de La Quinta Circunscripción


The Queens of Sport.

El fondo:

La etiqueta is nothing but a a Tag.

En Hilo, Hawaii, it is {not} quite Cinco de Mayo (punto y coma), y en Puebla, Les Pipopes del Cerro de Las Campanas, andan de parranda con la doña de La Quinta en La Chingada.

https ://www .eluniversalpuebla .com.mx /estado /beatriz-gutierrez-muller-invitada-especial-de-la-casa-blanca-por-el-5-de-mayo

Magia Blanca


“One does not improvise a president », or something like that…🧏🏻‍♂️ https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /elections /presidentielle /demission-de-macron-on-ne-s-improvise-pas-candidat-a-la-presidentielle-valls _1803769 .html

La forma:


“Ewe don’t know the first thing about being rich »… Ruth Jordan… Mississurri Belle.


Hoy no hubo Denisa… 🍍

If you are just joining this monologue, and think that my beef is With “el patrón” at Emmaüs PARIS, [Dangling Participle*] you (little tigre 🐯) would be forgiven for being a dumb-ass, and here is why:

International Free Press Day… in Hilo, Hawaii it’s still Tuesday, Alicia… mi Querida, Alicia.

*.~ Dangling participles are part of the original Venn Diagrams of this blog. Dangling participles are not compatible with this outdated WordPress theme, but if you, our mostly appreciated non-reader, are in on the joke, then you know that you are probably standing gobsmacked inside the regions of a Vesica Pisces.

Well Eye be dammed- una golondrina de primavera. 🥸 “Get higher, baby—Get Hig🔋er, Baby—GET Higher, BAby— {and} Don’t Never Come Down ».

The Chickens have come HOME to Loué… and, Madame Hidalgo, it’s like they say in The Ozarks, “pick your god and pray” in Monaco, “pick your god and get ON THE GRAVY TRAIN 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃.

And starring as THEE Madd Hater {not} hatter, Manuel Valls… Denisa Kerschova is saCHA in Parisian News {and} Christophe Dilys is turned into an Anna! GET IT? —An Anna? Annaba? Anyone, an Anna, Une Anna por el amor de dios! Une 🍍please 🧢🧢🧢, said Manuel Valls.

“We’ve been going about this All Wrong”

Robinet productions présents:

Yes they are –

American Democrats are pussies.

Now go back to SLEEP, Bill de Blasio. Two Terms, mister Mayor, that’s all you get… It’s way too early, go back to bed… Do The Sleep Number. I’m SIRIUS, governor, you failed as a navel-gazer.

and Starring as Maria LA Burra…

The Phillie-Buster

Los Flamencos de Buzenval
Eye Knows What Your Plumbing Looks Like

… TROU 🕳️ story, ask Imma at the “Zapatista” meeting point next to the ÉVERready Black Cat, my first gig in France was securing a piece of PORCELAIN en “El Callejón del Duende”…  Maria « La Burra » knows what Eye is writing about 💃🏽, period!

Any how, how should I put this, where, of all places can this piece fit this into? The first thing that I, little ol’Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto is going to be rated as, is a “wagon jumper” like that “Chris Haines” fellow…

FRANCE 2, won’t erase this fact, 20 minutes before the newly re-elected French president made his way to The Mars de Champs to celebrate (among other things) MANUEL VALLS was the main PUNDIT on FRANCE Télévisions channel 2… sources close to Lady Liberty 🗽 at LA Seine, witnessed the former Ministro del Interior sprinting to be on The Front Row to the French En Marche.

And starring as Calamity Jane…

If, Ewe, insists, Sista, but this is no time for SIESTA.


 youse going to have to listen to The Thundercats in reel time to make sense of this leaked DRAFT:

https: //www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /la-galaxie-jazz-de-thundercat -7463279


La hija de Antonio Badu


Django with Alice in Chains…
mariposas amarillas…

Denis Soula can lick my balls… Two Outs, El Ey is at the plate, PANTHRO is at the mound.

Manuel Valls cameos as Garth Brooks in low Places.

¡Ahora, sí!
THEE Camp Town Ladies sing this song, duh-Da’ Dutihil… after the break, Open Jazz plays “The French Mistake”.

And, no! Ms. Judd, you cannot sleep at the Moulin Rouge, it’s booked by the local DAME, however, The Crazy Horse is a mighty fine place to chill… it’s authentic enough to have THEE American Cathedral a un Boccador from THEE real George V Four Seasons.

Over at the happiest whorehouse in Paris, Texas, rue de Saint-Germain des Prés, La MAL is hosting an exposition by New Mexico’s own Filipino “Diamond”, the one-and-only, Chávez y Chávez.

… Jump to page 3 with the “self-REGULATORS”.