Cheers! — 🎶 Sometimes you wanna go¹

With All Due Respect:

Live from 3rd Base from The Sun, —in Paris, France … Let Mí guess, the fucking Artreides are on The Marquesina… Dune follows. It’s SymboliQ, off-Course.

I found the Tree, Donovan, sadly, ain’t no signal at Franck’s Park. So the chicken might be cold. Also pay no attention to the nitpick on the Marronnierie de Anne de Fran…cfort, if you are just joining us at La Corrida de Zimmerman, please note that Fenster the copy editor is at the ruedo, as usual the Paris Tourism Board (TeePiTiBi) is with the Juez de Plaza explaining that thee extra SEE on Frank is really nothing to sea/HEAR by reason that it only took 16 years for the horse chestnut to reach the 8 meter height that the sign reports*, the TPTB reckons that it will probably take about half that number to reach the other 8 meters that it needs in or°there to get a Ticket to Ride on that Midnite Train to the Konzentrationslager.

*~. Provided first that the Paris Tourism Board installed that symbolik sign on the year of the 75th timestamp of the Nation of ISRAEL.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /dictionary /nitpick

³~. Le Dictionnaire des idées reçues suivi du Catalogue des idées chic.

CamarillaS’indigner en prononçant ce mot².
P. 56

And, Molly Jong-Fast at VANITY FAIR Republicans don’t want to see fetuses die, but they sure as fuck wanna see them babies, “Ne Dans La Rue”.


²~. Mot d’origine 🇪🇦 espagnol, la camarilla désignait une coterie dans l’entourage du roi. Introduit en France vers 1830. IL EST LE SYNONYME DE CLAN AU POUVOIR, defaction. In The Sentimental education, es el bien nombrado Regimbart, that who “Outs la Camarilla [en el gobierno de Guizot] of LOSING millions in L’Algérie 🇩🇿.”

Hummus Hogs. Falafel fags… any how, this fellow named Flubert, or maybe it was Flau-BERT wrote it best on his impersonation³ of this other guy who was porking a la tal Poisson, Eye forgot his Name but some speak highly of him because that nigger wrote The Encyclopedia.


It turns out, after only 75 years in the holie-land, JEWISH ORTHODOXY is the biggest WELFARE QUEEN RACKET on the block…and according to General Ehud Barak, they fuck like rabbits.

Eureka! … I mean, ¡URRACA!!! Ya Lo Tengo, Futuro Pelo en las medias de ANA Cabrera, Batman! That nigga porking La Pompa d’Or in the King’s court was that nigga Di de Rot, it used to be Denis Rottën 🏀 🐂, but Di decided to shorten the nomenclature when things got hot with the infamous clika de la rue de Rambouillet.

Marie-Ange Schiltz¹
Quotidien, sans domicile fixe (SDF),
avec domicile fixe (ADF)

I would prefer not to/I can’t get no place in society¹

¹~.Herman Melville, Bartleby, the Scrivener : A Story of Wall Street, New York, Londres, Simon & Schuster, 1997 (1853)… courtesy of:

https ://www .mainslibres .asso .fr


And, Natalie Piolé (my love) does your sexy-ass, like Flans?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /les-1001-nuits-d-allegretto

Hear Mí out I am about to tell you the story that took place somewhere on the coastline of the Korean Peninsula, with that in mind, timeslots and sitcoms [sont] in°deter°minados » : in the Outer Limits of popular American culture between l’avant-scène on stage and the fiction of reality. Go ahead ROGER use that context on your next portrait of a French President, or a motherfucking bum, my nigga! I told you, that Los Beatles no son como los pintan.

Any how, Natalie my love, you know beforehand that I don’t select Le Parisien’s “déssertions” nor them “pommes de terre”, I just play the tune that the programming requests, and on to°theys platter, La Kerschovas decided to spend her morning-nooner en “Un Bazar”… ♫♫♫ Entre cuadros, camisetas, DISCOS y jeans.

Entonces, getting back to La Vecindad, that whole BARTLE-BY-The Way was also referenced by Shakes°Pi°Rito Santo en TELEVISA, Alejandro González Iñarritu by-the-way used to peddle the commercials that kept Ñoño fat like  the “barriga” de un newbie swabbie in The Navy, dijo un INDIO, a fireman, a police man and of course the motherfucking construction worker next to the fag in the motorcycle garb… Bolaños lo bautizó con el nombre the “Jaimito el cartero”… Melville’s passive-agressive zinger, “I would prefer KNOT Tú” is re-incarnated by Bolaños’ in the voice of Tangamandapio’s favorite ficticious son : quiero evitar la fatiga.

Any way, Natalie my darling here’s your KNEW CUCKOO below, La Chilindrina in Frida’s [broken] Frame. Across the Potomac, Tybalt is being all Latino with a Schlitz, that fag: https ://www .imdb .com /title /romeo + juliette /mediaviewer /tybalt Pabst Blue Ribbon! ¡CABRÓN! Pabst Blue Ribbon, period.

My Baby Keeps Farting on My Face

El Petate De Los Clochos… look it up.

Today Öüï found La Kerschovas on a majick petate flying over Milwaukee, Cheers 🍻!

When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer“… over at “La Bagagerie” los gringos call it, being Schlitz out of Luck, in-deed.


And starring as Dora The explorer: Pundita Bonita

Never mind The Bollocks, BREXIT has left The Onion.

And starring as La Negra*


*~. 🇦🇷 Mercedes Sosa interpreting El canto de 🇬🇹Rigoberta Menchu:

1876: The U.S. recommends all native tribes to evacuate themselves to the land assigned to them by the Washington commanders.

🃏 — we now return to our Strip Texas Hold’Em# Poker Stars 🤩.


Mientras tanto en 🇬🇹 Guatemala, white phosphorus is better than pyres, and this is where 🇵🇪 Dora 🇺🇸 meets “Condorito”, whose spirit recently left the Dallas Metropolitan Zoo on under 🙈  mysterious 🙊 circumstances, hilarity 🐒 ensues when a quirky Colomboesque* type with a pair of solid ❤️ hearts ❤️walks into The Fountain at the Rockefeller/Comcast Rainbow Lounge.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2023 /01/22 /us /dallas-zoo-vulture-dead .html

*~. Of, “The Never Ending Story”, “Just One More Thing”, Falk 🕵️.

1980:  Guatemala City …several political dissidents and indigenous peasants storm and take control of the 🇪🇸 Spanish embassy to protest against the genocidal treatment that the local natives called 🗿 The Mayas are going through.

Just some good ‘ol boys…

🗿~. Actual “Maya” stoner head according to the PANCHO VILLA CODEX.

At noon the Guatemalan police enter the embassy and proceed to burn the indigenous locals with white phosphorus. 36 die inside of the SPANISH embassy.

1922 : la police 🇪🇸 espagnole disposera de 💨 gaz asphyxiants, 🐕‍🦺 de chiens, de 📯 sifflets et de ♣️ gourdins métalliques faciles à utiliser.

Two people survive, one being the 🇪🇸embajador Máximo Cajal López (1935-2014) and the 🇬🇹 peasant Gregorio Iujá-Shoná (who will be kidnapped from his hospital bed on the same night and TORTURED by a Guatemalan version of Juanito Guanabacoa, until GREGORIO dies).

https ://asegovia3 .com /2018/08/24 /coming-up-dead-elvis/

Cover letter, o como dicen los franceces-es-es, Motivational Mémoire for the job of janitor³ at Futuro Media.

Con la ausente participation de Amanditititita²… Día 🇪🇸 e en la ñ del Instituto Cervantes y el ayuntamiento del Distrito Federal en los 🇲🇽 EEUUMM.


³~. As a pre-cursor to the so-called “dreamer” generation in France (2011-now) i can attest that one must be FRENCH to get a job in media (anywhere in the Globe)… and there’s a reason for that.


Hold a bachelor’s degree in FrancoPhonies studies from the HEROIC University of Veracruz ☄️.

¹~. 💥 2013 –in 🇲🇽 Mexico City an explosion occurs in the ⛽ PEMEX 💸 Executive 🐭 Tower , leaving a total ☠️ 36 dead and 🤕 100 wounded.

Just the facts – Dora, are you now, or have you ever been a “terraka” del Sendero de Lumière en Saint—Germaine-des-Press de la rue Guillaume ?


elDorado¹ de 🦁 Sciencespo 🦊, featuring 🇲🇽 Alejandro Poiré as Harrison Phord in the role of an archeologist at the Bibliothèque public d’infomercials (sans social media) Georges Pompidou; musical guest, ALICE COOPER.

1977 – en París se inaugura el Centro Pompidou… ¿en dónde está la biblioteca?

Dear, Antonia and Janice, the answer to the opening question of your Dora l’Exploradora popularity contest is always, Frida. Not J.Lo, not. Not Dora, — it’s Frida 💅, period…

In this section of the plan Öüï covers a review of a Latinx “oldie but goodie” from the same WASP executives at Nickelodeon  that brought you Jimmy Neutron and, … [pause] … —BLEU Clues!!! 🐶.

Only a fool would say that, Dan… solo un tonton diría eso, Dora.

2020 🇬🇧 The United Kingdom’s membership within the 🇪🇺 European Union ceases in accordance with Article 50, after 47 years of being a member state.


Los Amigos Invisibles — Open Letter to Ukraine

Stop masturbating.

Legionario lover… pedophile protector. Just the facts, Mika, and nothing but the facts.


Chapter X … COSA FÁCIL (dice el pinche gachupín de Obrador³)

Page 286…

This bitch did more for México than any CUNT with a paint brush 🖌️ ever did. Madame Kahlo should feel honored to be remembered after a true heroine.


La Jornada – Murió ‘Frida’, la perrita rescatista de la Marina

³~. O sea, el pinche español exiliado que trabaja para la administración del presidente de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos, el licenciado (Bachelor’s Degree) Ándres Manuel López Obrador.

— Señor detective, aquí estan las muchachas —dijo la monja jovencita que lo había dejado en el cuarto. Tras ella, se adivinaban las sombras de las tres compañeras de Elena.
— ¿Podría hablar a solas con ellas un instante?
— La maestra de INGLÉS pide que sea rápido, porque están en clase.
— No se preocupe, sere breve.

Paco Ignacio Taibo II


All coverage about the Polish 💅🏻 missÎlle is a walk in the Park, Avocado Haass is knot 🪢 silly, Vladimir Putin can’t even handle Kiev, imagine if nato unleashed the Finns on that little freak.

Las Pulgas de Frida


Deer, Mika Brezezinski, happy independence they!

First, Serrat, and now LECH WALESA!!! JESUS fucking Christ! This is the exact reason why one should not desire to meet one’s own heroes.

En fin, Ratón Crispín 🐭, hágame usted el chingado favor, dicen las malas lenguas que el tal Belascoarán hasta, “le daba de comer a Las PaLoMas”. —¡A las Palomas!!!, Alicia Menéndez. A las pinches, palomas.

Issy… Algo Personal. The sad thing is that to correct the abhorrent behavior of the public servant’s (funcionarios) “children”, the parents will send them to France (Sciences Po, la Sorbonne perhaps, maybe the ESCP) to remove the ugly memory of the street sweeper.

Vrai King Bat y Can

Finnish Bombs yo te Quiero infinito
Yo ti’QuiEro–oh mi Corazön.

In local news, la =Ñ= en La Prefécture de Police, un tal Laurent, got a warm and bloody rentré Welcome at the Kiosko de Châtelet, and all that this fool will note is that the red lines running down a skinny pale b-boy’s spine was a sight to be cleaned.


HEI! 🇫🇮

Time now, La Sorbonne is having it’s its homecoming ceremony and The Clooney is off limits.

Only fo’FoolZ, Dan.

Only a Fool Would Say D.A.T., period! 🇺🇸

En París, Francia, it’s the First They of The Rest of Your Préfecture 📐 🇬🇧 and over at Pearl 🛩️ Harbor 💥 it’s Primetime, —off-course.

👑 🦇 y 🐕

It came to pass, that The Holy See in ROMA could no longer solve their financial obligations, CaNaDa 🇨🇦 was playing the role of Pontius Pilotos and in Argentina Cristiana Kirchner no cantaba tan mal las rancheras en el IHEAL de Saint-Germain des Prës, y por eso —a Lo mejor, je ne sé, Paz– por eso / esa razón don Bergoglio 🇦🇷 turned the Virgen de Guadalupe Chapel at Notre Dame de Paris, into a METH Factoría.

Previously on Bulls One Parade: Turkey is below the Horizon, Peacock aussi.


Over at The Chuy Scarborough Show, Victoria Escobar is at the Plate

And, Mr. Pinault-Hayek, please stand-by for Sun Tzu point 7.33 (Maneuvering on an uphill) Knives Out!!!

In any self-Respecting republic, little are, it would be a matter of public record; in Paris-Texas it is a matter of… what’s the Word? What’s the worD¿*… Ask, Los Amigos de México en Francia… i’m retiring.

Juanito Lemire reports:

But FO’ist! We switch, IT!, over to the Règie at the Plages de Paris where Godzilla and King Kong are scrambling over The Scene of The Seine (punto y coma) hilarity ensues when Hydra shows up and 3 of the five heads on that dragon split from the beast to intervene on behalf of Kong who, BTW Madame Hidalgo, was minding his own fucking business listening to Mott (the Wet) Hopple.

And, former BBC Washington Correspondent now, Ozzy Media Editor, Katty Kay, we’d like to give the Régie a shout-out now that his graffiti crew finally called one 24 hours before the an event in front of them before it happened. With this in mind, we now return to Pablo’s Studio on top of a KFC at La Place de l’Italie.

[flashback] Hey, Jonathan Capeheart… ‘member When THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS rolled out the red carpet on them Talibans?

One can’t literally make the Godfather up.

TEXAS needs to be dismantled and then returned to Mexico. Texas, like short people have 🎶 no reason to live.

Don Corleone: Tom, I advised Michael. I never thought you were a bad Consigliari. I thought Santino was a bad Don, rest in peace. Michael has all my confidence as do you. But there are reasons why you must have nothing to do with what’s going to happen.

Santino: Whatcha go to college? To get stupid? You’re really stupid!

And with this FINAL segment Salma Hayek, Öüï hopes that the staff can clear-out, separate, archive, and most importantly, Madame CESCA Giggles-Rigole, differentiate between events and their context; and Mika Brezezinski, perhaps it would help to use the anology of today’s Morning Chuy Show regarding the Republicans having their “hippie” moment, with a look like Sid Viscious (to the tune of Benny 🕊 Hinn) or some Punk like that.

For the record, Carolina, some McDo’s (not all) back in 2018 tried the same reactionary reaction with the WordPress “server”, eventually the Web provider ceased or desisted from cock blocking the site.

Entonces Kitty Softpaws… The JOpez POrtillo statement, directed en aquél entonces al dueño de la revista en dónde el reportero de radiofrance internacional, Raphaël Moran, labora también es en referencia a la movida del ahora sí, AVI VELSHI, del méndigo Switch y del puto RoUtEr-er_er.

Aguascalientes TV26 y France24, en colaboración con el canal Once y DW TV, presenta a Salma-Pinault Collection of holes in The Albert Hall jockey hat of La Bourse de Comerse a Les Halles, casi esquina con el Louvre.

In local news, it’s The Godfather part II, VF* con subtitulos en Espagnol.

Santino: Say, what do you think of the nerve of them japs, them slanty-eyed bastards, eh? Dropping bombs on our own backyard on Pop’s birthday here.

Page 15: Inmensa desilución por el JUDOKA  Teddy Riner

Fredo Corleone: They didn’t know it was Pop’s birthday.


https ://asegovia3 .com /2020/11/27 /black-friday-come-get-your-nigger-lessons/

EN CONTEXTO for The ARTIST at La Place de l’Italie:

Issy, i understand why the word processor of choice for this most non-consequential blog would be blocked after Two or Three weeks of linking on to your WiFi Mr. Pinault-Hayek; sin embargo, Pablo Gleason, i am taking it one floor, at-a-fucking time. And i am going to get to that motherfucking top, NOT for fame, but to bring you a Kinder, more Gentler, —Hitler.

Necessary for this segment, Monsieur le Règie is:
What Sun Tzu said on Chapter 7.
sections 33 and 34

So, if you have been living, visiting or touristing (like a Chilean National in three-months intervals at a time with an Exit in between… ¡así hasta yo!) then you know that opposite to the Rue de Lobau (33 Hôtel de Ville) right next to El Malecón del Hôtel de Ville está la entrada a un puente peatonal (pont piétonnier if youse French) que desciende al local de mis amigos at Tartines en Seine (free advertising for Pomona, California man) y por su puesto al espacio que la Ciudad de París le dedicó a un tal Federico García Lorca (FGL).,2.352855,130m/data=!3m1!1e3

Entonces pues, if youse flip the direction on that bridge, then from the FGL square point of reference, El Malecón del Hôtel de Ville is at an uphill so with this information in mind, little ol’Eye was in the process of rolling my sleeping bag just below the center of the aforementioned (susmentionné) footbridge, and as previously mentioned, i was listening to Mott The Hopple on a loop, — on a loop!!! Cousin Joe! On a Loop! — and out of nowhere with clear sky above here comes un chingazo de agua… or so i thought in the instant, it was actually apple juice with Jack Daniels. Hey, this people, the French, they mix beer and tequila in a bottle, so there’s that.

As i looked up (had my headphones on) i saw this young Corsican (he screamed it at me, that’s how i know that he was Corse) trying to empty his plastic-filled bottle on me, as i looked up at the little fucker.

Naturally, being a dick myself i was not about to let this little Corsican fucker be all elitist and shit, it’s not as if that son of bitch was marking his territory like the bobo with the ukelele who told his girlfriend to take a leak next to me (true story), after all, he is one of the locals, he is entitled to shit if he pleases to on all of lesser beings who dare to get close to his domain, but the Corsican prince? Fuck him.

Session at the Mairie de Paris computer is about to expire and so i will pick this up from another section of the City… please stand-by for more annotations of Sun Tzu en tiempos de hambre, Rita Escobar. Time now is 16h22 in CET.

… and We Are Back: it’s High Noon in Hilo Hawaii, and You Are Going To Like The Way You Look. Even if you HAVE to go with the flow and hate me, “i guarantee it.”

National Awareness Frida DAY — 13 de julio, 1954

El “Punch” de la suerte

Hispanoamérica y Los Hijos de La Colonia.

Las Fábulas de Nicho

Las Fabulosas Fábulas de Nicho .:. 26289DBE-A01F-4F94-9CA3-A00961C0C987 🦅 …[A]nd then the Striking Eagle replied to the rest of the Furries on Hans Nichols chimney mantle, “What am I, an animal‽”.

Deer, Jon Meachum, there is a Spectrum on your upper left-hand corner, which of course, is the upper right–hand corner to the non–viewing public.

https ://www .msnbc .com /morning-joe /watch /trump-s-attempted-campaign-reboot-hits-another-snag -87584325639 ⬇️

Ghost Hunters are fags

Ghost Hunters are fags .:. E3F547AC-2F08-4392-9270-DA04A502A137 ➿  “Yo no busco — encuentro.” —_•!•_— Intelligence findings from the Trump “rumor mill” tagged Dr. Anthony Fauci as having a 𓁨 bigger 𓂹 than 𓁪, and so obviously 𓁩 had Dr. Fauci 𓀏, period

https ://www .jornada .com. mx /ultimas /politica /2020/07/08 /trump-a-empresarios-amlo-el-mejor-presidente-que-han-tenido -9084 .html

Señor, Bernardo Gómez

Señor, Bernardo Gómez .:. C9739541-F7EB-4E55-A34B-2810814ECB52 ⛏ Please inform your newest client (Jared Kushner) that Cuauhtémoc’s dad remains the undisputed best president of México. 🎞📰📎 Uso justo de todos los medios con fines educacionales y para la memoria, of course… sin embargo don Bernardo, el señor presidente de los EEUU tiene toditita la razón, ustedes [hijos de La Colonia] nunca han contado con Mejor Ejecutivo desde los tiempos de don Porfirio.

https ://amqueretaro .com /deportes /2020/07/12 /julio-cesar-chavez-cumple-58-anos-de-edad-y-loteria-nacional-lo-festeja/

… [A]nd on this corner, La Lotería Nacional para la Asistencia Pública se enorgullece en presentar, al Gran Campeón mexicano! LÁ–ZA–Rho Cár—De–NAS!!!

https ://www .lanuevarepublica .org /2020/07/13 /el-alternativo-los-morales-en-nostalgia-con-saldanajorge-recordandole-el-13-julio-2020/

El Sapo

En fin Pepe Garduño, en fin. Para variar Mona Lisa no me podría dejar andar escrebiendo sobre lo oportuno de la programación de hoy 13 de julio del 2020 en “El Alternativo con Jorge Saldaña”, vaya nostalgia, eh, 1984. —_•!•_— De cualquier manera, Mona Lisa, se imagina usted como reaccionaria don Jorge luego de leer la columna del buen John Mill Ackerman? En la escala de los “publivoires*” de 2011, yo digo que don Jorge mandaba fusilar a toda la mesa directiva de La Jornada… “¡qué poca!” _–*¡*–_ This Campaign Ad is approved by Donald John Trump.


Señor Jorge Saldaña, Señor Jorge Saldaña… rogamos que por favor deje usted d’estar dando vueltas en su última morada; dicho de otra puta manera, don Jorge, cualquier parecido de el PUBLIREPORTAJE de arriba con una nota de Radio La Nueva República es una mentada de madre.


Independientemente de las relaciones raciales en torno de La Casa Blanca de Donald John Trump; a.k.a. “individual One”.

Hispanoaméricaas a choice of words in a DISCURSO by the 45th president of the united states of america during the same week that Goya Foods C.E.O., Roberto Unanue, PRAISED Donald John Trump for wanting to dump Puerto Rico like a Latin-American adopted child.

The break-down

The break-down .:. 8A18CDDF-3B63-4D93-BCD2-A3BD4E7EF1F4 𓄈 The Art of The Troll.

* Fair Use of all USA’s today.


Las fotos de las filas en la reapertura de Disney mientras Florida bate el récord de nuevos contagios

Still to come, Hans Nichols narrates Disney Plus’ new programming on their new tier: An American Horror Story, episode one, The Furries on the chimney.