Good evening Avi Velshi, do you have a clear view of the Stars? Hope you do on your commute back home, anyhow, in Hilo Hawaii it is 19h and at the BD Arago (Paris XIII) it is 7h.
We now return to NORMANDY in reel time to bring you our regular schedule programming of “Ancient Aliens — Hell Mutts” anniversary edition.
Now, if 2020 would have gone without a hitch (coff, coff, coffin, 🦠) the celebrations for Mr. Macron’s 43rd birthday celebration would still have 5 hours left, before “the after party” crossing into La Navidad, which happens to^ start at high noon later today.
^ Dangling participle if taken out
Don’t believe Flava’s Clock… it’s High Noon, Manu.
Public Enemy (reticle included) goes HERE.., [O]n The Rachel Maddow Show; you are going to like the way you look, i guaranTEE, IT! .:.
… Tell me that i don’t know what i am talking about… [P]£€A$€.
International Reality, because THE Galaxy, —never mind THE Universe— ever thought that WE humans would make it this far, period
Welcome to another edition of the Sports page, narrated by the American of them U.S. ambassador to those Mexican E.U., the one and only Country Fried HIStorian:
Maestro Jon meacham
La Ruptura de Got Ham Travel… en Londres, Thomas Cook, el Cocinero de BoJo Brexit quebró los platos de la COCINA y deja a 21,000 sous-chefs sin trabajo; y a 600 mil comensales con indigestión. Liberty, Liberty, Liberty: PAY ONLY FOR THE TRAVELERS INSURANCE THAT YOU KNEAD, punto y aparte
— It’s the middle of the Eight y la Primera caída de Tres sin–limite–de–Tiempo (it’s 8 a.m.) in Central Europe Thymes and Mme Christine Lagarde is standing next to “los tecnócratas” on FOist; Justice Soto-Mayor is at the plate and, Camilo Cienfuegos is pitching a no–Hitter.
Fucking Canucks.:.FCDD9E87-7B5F-4CC0-83F8-990921052AC6 •|• …[N]ot to BEE outdone by the Canucks in Ottawa, las palomas de París inventaron el “bronze face” para una mascarada contra encabellada, plus the D.O.V.E. looks swell sporting the Afro in that frame, eh.
At the top of the 14 hundred hours at Rockefeller Center, Cousin Joe went on STRIKE and took his set into a Swedish sauna, mean, while Trump is about to get a big RED EYE on his presidential legacy. Over at the gazebo, Mika just went [along] for the Ride.
Not to bee outdone, by Mika’s gazebo and Cousin Joe’s Swedish sauna, Chris Matthews went outdoors.
— Here’s an After Action Review of that pop-up to Centerfield where Gene Hackman in the role of a French “rock star” Lawyer just shamed a House into seating next to each other, in the House that the Red Rocker built:
Live feed on SCOTUS, here’s how the Pop-up went, Camilo pitched a parábola to Justice Soto-Mayor and on her reasoning on why John Heilemann can’t produce a “Circus” from the Bench… Camilo noticed Mr. Noa Noa agreeing with Sonia’s (with–all–DUE–respect) point of not seeing a live feed of herself from the inside of her courtroom, –of course, a Talking Head would say that. En resumen, la Tremenda Sonia culpa a los avances in both the field of COMMUNICATIONS (Ones & Ceros, Input–Output, AC⚡️DC) y a el ramo de la Comunicación (Signs & Symbols, Inverted Pyramids, KC☂️DC) y no a los representantes de una República, here’s the argument…
For the record, Mel Brooks never billed himself as a simple Prophet; a King? Jew betcha!
Buenas madrugadas tengan todas sus mercedes, hoy es el 16 de septiembre, and Kool & The Gang wish[es] to ask “Oh Sheila”, if Trump is going to make the ballot in 2020?
The Poles as seen in Australia… HASTErisk* •|• And in Boston, tuba player Katharina “grillos” Clarkson doubles-up on Impeachment
In Washington, Ayman Mo breaks the news, « al revés* », but them poles stay the same, and Natasha Bee (politico) reports the news while riding a pony, TRASCENDIO, según el Voto Latino, y la voz de las mutualidades de la libertad, que el pony de Natasha no puede obtener parte de la “Totalidad” de la pantalla de KC⚡️DC a razón de que “Emu”, quien es un cliente de Donnie Deutsch, tiene un contrato de “exclusividad” con “los” Em# es en B.C., period
Coming up on Quesadillas con queso:
Quiche, what a fuck is it? Ayman travels to Santa Fe to ask French ex-pat chef, Sal Quichotte:
Summer 2008 — Philadelphia, PA .:. F732D591-693F-4D4D-BA45-83A0E439FD6F — FATWA DIS non-binding legal opinion; fatwa AUSSI, this little West Texas town of El Paso, Drum enSAMble line.
Summer 2008, Philadelphia —PA
Salman Rushdie offers a “coloquio” in the City of Brotherly Love, or some passionate motto like that, during the event, a member from the audience asks the celebrated writer some advice for aspiring writers, —His answer, when we [the staff] return and, when Congressman O’Rourke explains the ROLE of guns, arson, and his BEAU PAPA, Bill Sanders, on the attacks strategically launched against a community of “the ORIGINAL maquila workers” at a PLATEAU called “Lomas del Poleo”.
It’s like blazing saddles, but with a concertina-wired perimeter, and at least one scorched toddler que ni pinche ruido hacía.
Wee!!! Begin with the Americans in Putin’s anti–Trump circle in the former U.S.S.R., “back in the U.S.—back—in the U.S. –back– in the USS AR.
“Liberty, liberty, liberty… pay only for the Best WAWA in Newark, New Jersey.:. Now, you’ve heard about the Classic Alfred E. Neuman’s Spy vs. Spy novels; it’s not Önë of those.
Meanwhile in a New York Minute, Young–White Jabouki dons Alec Baldwin’s “gig” and takes on the R.O.L.E. of the president of Russia’s Backyard… who… let’s see… [A]s of September the 10th, of the Year that the inventor of ALASKA died and went to Acapulco, (according to SOURCES at The Rachel Maddow Blowout) the ACTING president of Putins Backyard is Donald John Trump Inc. Fuentes cercanas a doña Vilma y Pedro Picapiedra comentan que*, “el reinado de la DINASTIA donald trump inc.” que llegará* a sus primeros 1000 días de 24 HOROTAS cada uno « Volks! », luego—_•¥•_—luego pasando Halloween. In fact, Cousin Joe, Eye tells mí that these “here” DAYS are not your REGULAR run of the mill (Ackerman) 24/7 “automated TENURE track” days; no ma’am, these here 1000 days are a salute to the Hitler’s rise to power.
x). HECK, Eye tells you what, Cousin Joe, had it not been for “La Corrida en La Quebrada de Dorian“, where full–time Ugly Mexican, and part-time Daily Beast, Sam Stein
1. Burló al Chupacabras en Puerto Rico, period
2. Se llevó Oreja y Rabo en Nassau, punto y coma, period
* incluso tuvo HASTA TIEMPO de dejar a los siempre entretenidos valentones ENANITOS TOREROS DE TORREÓN hacer una FAENA EN ALABAMA.
3. Para cerrar con broche de la banderita solapera de políticos y políticas en los USA, Sam Stein donned el traje de luces de Fermín, y luego “El Horrible canalla tuvo la osadía de exigir el indulto del tercero de La Jornada, un Toro de 1000 ton tons de nombre, “Dorian” allá en el Banco de Nova Scotia.
Donald John Trump would have taken his public–funded entourage to Poland (via Scotland) to celebrate the Birth of a 1000-year Nation. Anyway if impeachment doesn’t materialize in the NEXT 40 days, Donald Trump’s will be remembered as the first President of the United States of America who descended from an ESCALATOR… sources close to Sarah HuckaWASP Sanders say that the escalator that usher Donald John Trump to the role of Putin’s backyard president is the same Elevator that the Inventor of El Noa Noa used when he invented ALASKA, gove’nor, dijo Guy Ritchie in the role Sean Penn and, Madge went: What?
Oh the Boricua IRONY at Camp David, and the humanity of Afghan negotiators at the Oval Office.
… In Louisiana News, the Inventor of ALASKA dies, and NOAA goes to the Department of Commerce, and ALABAMA continues to get Pounded by the hurricane.
“LIBERTY, liberty, liberty,” sponsored by WalMart; pay only for the donald trump resorts that a corrupt american PRESIdent coaxes from the UKRAINE.
I, Armando Segovia, born on the first day of February of 1971, in California (Etats Unis), hereby challenge the subterfuges and/or « chicanery » used by the chief of police at the prefecture of Paris, (France) in order to tag me, —Armando Segovia/ Armando Serrano–Prieto— as a «persona non-grata » on French soil.
Article 1 : Given that a request for a resident’s visa has been denied by the executioner at the Prefécture de Police at Cité, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto will be presenting what Marianne calls, « un recours en annulation » in front of any designated hitter …. in front of any designated TRIbunal, period
Live with Marion l’Heure… and the Right to FACE your accusers in front of a Fifth French Republic Tribunal ; a comparison study between the Demands from the French Republic of François Hollande and Manuel Valls made to Mexico with regards to Florence Cassez, and a LIVING NARRATIVE of an American in Paris in front of an Emmanuel Macron tribunal en Nanterre ; FOR THE RECORD, Marion l’Hour is one-hour behind. Time Now in London is 10 a.m.
Article 2 : Given the stratospherically shallow summary with regards to the time period of the past EIGHT YEARS OF Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto from L’àdjoint au chef du 6émé bureau, monsieur Philippe MARTIN – X3; and,
Así que ahorita que “calienta el sol” aquí en lo que próximamente seran las playas de París, could You believe that the very trade that brought me here is keeping me from filling up a CERFA form?
the circular logic from the 6éme bureau with regards to presenting the 6éme bureau with a CERFA form:
a). The sabotage and GESTAPO-like personalities, [who are mentioned on ARTICLE 3] paid-off in April of 2017 when this blog began to be written from the streets of Paris. During that Spring all of my belongings were stolen [there is a police report in the FRENCH system regarding that episode].
b). The “Essential Documents“, which monsieur Philippe MARTIN – X3 notes as missing, are missing because the ONLY BONAFIDE and/or REAL copy of the documents, WHICH are needed to obtain said “Essential Documents“, are nested in the ARCHIVES of the PREFECTURES de BOBIGNY (Pablo Picasso) and PARIS (CITÉ).
c). In lieu that the 6éme bureau (Cité) knew way back in JULY of 2017, and then again, knew on December of 2018 that this most inconsequential blog would be publishing from below Les Halles de l’infamy, and THAT THE 6éme bureau WOULD NOT ; we Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto repeat, WOULD NOT BE PROVIDING us wit the ESSENTIAL DOCUMENTATION to obtain the registration that your office (1511 à Cité) required for the Visa Renewal, it NOW seems a bit cruel to time your decision of expulsion when Paris is on Vacation (16th August, 2019) and expect me to be gone BY THE TIME THAT MEXICO’s big bal á BALARD dockets another edition of Don Porfirio’s birthday with his most excellency of excellencies: The Mexican Ambassador shouting at the top of his lungs (at the 11th Hour on September 15th):
Vivan los amigos de Mexico en Francia… o algo así,period
Article 3 : Considering that in the flick of the wrist of Stephanie Menou’s superiors at the « Dépôt » section of the 7th bureau of the Préfecture at Cité (Paris) and,
Objective pressures, and the functionarieswho politicize a “GREEN card » in FRANCE, period .:. For the record, our playing field was mired with mines from the Get-Go on account that in 1971MEXICO’s socio-economic VARIABLES (of PORFIRIO MUÑOZ LEDO and his boss) did not account for any wetbacks in the United States, now; if any pendejo challenges that very specific Mexican Embassy FACTOID, then that’s a problem for the good Mexicans in France, FOR THE RECORD, if you are ever at the Latin American House at Saint-Germain-des-Press, ask for the architect Leo Orellana, if the gentleman is available ask him if, Mexicans from GringoLAndia have the same CHARACTER and/or Political FLAVOR as do, our brothers from the EL GRAN ESTADO DE CUERNAVACA?
with the aid of a NETWORK OF « l’association loi 1908* » such as the Mexican cinéphiles from France Inc. (Barbara Carol de Obeso) and Films d’Altérité (Pablo Gleason; with the collaboration of the WIFE of an editor/correspondant of the Agence France Presse)
my options to where the executioner of « le Préfet de Police » could “deliver me to” have NOW, —in 2019— been seriously JEOPARDIZED and,
said “executioner” from Le Préfet de Police could very well choose to DELIVER me, Armando Segovia, to the ARM OF THE LAW CONTROLLED BY THE very SAME people WHOM, I, Armando Segovia denounced in the course of my « visa de long séjour », previous to the IGUALA massacre of 2014, in the Mexican state of Guerrero.
Except that a Flying Hombre crossed La Mancha, but not one single American cared.
Oh, the humanity.:75B89B44-D42D-4D82-8B30-2DDCF310D04B •|•
The Chinese, however, were watching and now, the WOKE Dragon has the template for WINGS.
In A day with no news, Hear mí out FRANK, the enemy is Australia, AUSSI the markets plunged today, now go get your Crystal Gut and give me a fucking call.
Shifting gears, Sam Stein is a beautiful man, Man, but Eddie, he (Sam) is an Ugly Mexican. Good Golly, former Republican Florida Man, Samuel está más feo que Tomás [Ché Pillín goes here].
And still to come, the ROLE that Nicolle Wallace played on Beto’s potty mouth when it went off on when a reporter’s leading question popped–up. The good thing is that just a few steps from his downtown El Paso office, Laboratorios Camacho has unlimited stocks of “Jabón del Perro Agradecido”, and now, Laboratorios Camacho introduces: Hold On A Second, Listerine®️
Make American Terrorists Muslims. Because Americans, since Oklahoma, are “exceptional” and excepcional people are protected by the SECOND AMENDMENT.
Dear, Kasie Hunt: gonna go watch Sponge Bob with Chuck Todd. Have a nice show, and Eye hopes that Philadelphia finds the God that the Daily’s D.A.R.E. are asking help from.
Black Pumas follow, so let’s do the maths: top line is [2+4] + [3+8] brackets off, so it’s now 6 + 11 or, 2 for shorthand, which of course is INFINITY FOR you left Chuy dangling en 8, o la mitad del 16, which happens to bee a pretty solid Cubo ; BEEcause 6 + 2 = 4 + cuatro.
TimeStamp: 22:22 the perfect SQUARE to go to México, en dónde la ironía de lo que IWALJA Klinke dice que es “la incapacidad de VER*”, con los ojos abiertamente cerrados ; o algo así, es pan nuestro del Centro FOX en Seine-Saint-Denis.
The Big EYE count
The Student will give Credit to ProMexico, El Tec De Monterrey (campus Casa de España en Cite UniversiquiénSABEdequién en París) y a la Embajada de Méjico en Francia por haberle dado al clavo en el SUPREMO RE-branding del PRI, onto Morena via The Walt Disney corporation in Chessy-sur-Marne.
… [P]ero aquí por estos dominios, te invito a fornicar, o no. Puedes si vos quereís, mabm, BEE like Susana y sus sepultureros en Issy. Eso depende de VoZ.
Pin Trested?… no muerdo, si VoZ no quereís.
In the mean Time: Fuck Poseidon y su MONOPRIX®️ on The Atlantic and, of course: [ON]* The Children’s Crusade, the dance with death y otros rollos no aptos para los Bobos de nbc en París, Tejas… y queviva Johnny halliday, the black elvis in france.
Vamos a la playa, and the Army goes Rollin’ Along.
We [the staff] asked and General Patton delivered.
Here comes the Sun!!! Scratch that, Blondie, ya llegaron Los Chubascos de la Mancha!
Anygüey, Güili Gaist, öüï could not catch a bus between Pacy-sur-Eure and this place called Évrious… and this place called Évreux, and it was fine, in the 20 or so clicks along the N3 to get from one place to the other we [the staff] uncovered an ancient Camembert and its ailiens alien story, it goes like this:
Did you know that it was the very French who went ahead and dug–up The Atlantic just so they could export Camembert to Al Capone?… Did you know that in order to introduce Camembert to the « baby boomer » market in Arkansas, the very French first had to dig a big ol’trench; plan, develop, –and then– invent Atlantis, and landscape the fuck out of the charco and, destroy Atlantis ; only for to have those other pesky civilizations that kept popping–out throughout the globe, —of course.
My point Willie, is that the French went to the trouble of developing an entire underwater universe (Jacques Cousteau is the flag of that alianza) known as The Atlantic, only to be the first to fly a big Hot Air ballon across that big ol’pond, setting A RECORD of 136 hours, and Six minutes. Eye tell you, Siren, them French and the Double Eagles 2 of Miserey.
Did you know that it was the French (immigrants) who went ahead and invented American Music?
S.I.N. contexto ; canal 34, con el Toro de los Yndios de Merida…Hold’er now!!!
[The following must be read in a George C. Scott voice].
…[G]eneral Creighton Abrams was a hellUVAcat, which is why we named the tank after him. At first, and at the suggestion of master gunner Leblanc, we wanted to* just go ahead and baptize the fucker in fire as “elDorado” but…
Jarry El Sucio!!!!
Happening right now:
The Frisco Kid
opening act ; WAR
teloneros ; GWAR.