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Cesar’s Salad: Quand les actes viennent contredire les mots

It’s ridiculous, one ROCKET

You don’t know what the Porn you are doing. And Eye quotes…

Entonces César, it was nice meeting you last night… it’s too bad that i, Armando Segovia, or Armando X (in reference to Malcolm Little, not the social media handle that used to be a little blue bird 🐦) did not get to TRANSITION to Salma Hayek and “los hilos” de Natalia Almada who happens to be the Great-great-grand daughter of that Fucking HOT DOG that PAULINE’S big fucking freezer is trying to pass as “latin food”, that fucking “dogo’s³” name, by-the-way was El General Plutarco Elías Calles, inventor of the Mexico that died in 2018, when Mexico shifted from what one of THE DOGS at l’Académie Française refered to as “the perfect dictatorship” who institutionalized “the revolution” and « transformed » it, into a populist porn show on every dial on Évry—Mexican Radio Frequency.

Note to the good students at La Cop1ne au 1 Pl. Alice Guy (knot Menendez)…

Erasmus was a fag.

Context from Salma’s husband at DEE 🎸Beaubourg will answer for ALL EWE Pinaults, which is a calco for PIÑATA en Castellano.

Santa Ana Winds…

³~. While it is categorically true, and not surprising at all that « hotdog » on a Spanish Radio Station is a calc of the same English that the Rosbifs across the Chunnel call a “perro caliente”, which should never be confused with the legendary “perro agradecido”, from LA CALLE 🤠 Stanton in El Chuco, Texas.

The good, the misty and thee Flack

Moving on, if American Epic was, “the first time that ””America”” heard itself”, then “Becoming Led Zeppelin” is a prelude to how The United States FELT  “How The West Was Won”, from a Russian’s point of view.

No Quarter.

 

Or, you could go with Dire Straits on/in a loop, because sources close to the Minority Leader on the Rachel MADDOW Show are sure that it’s Vladimir Putin’s favorite rock and roll band.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eddie Gloude Junior… Dave Chappelle walks into a bar, hilarity ensues when Los Hombres G start strumming Project 2025 in the key of “Killing Them Softly with his Sharpie™. It’s a terrible pun but it’s funny how the connection between an “empty chair speech” and a song about seeing someone’s face for the first time… and it turned out to be a LEOPARD that was going to eat your FACE in the FIRST 100 DAYS of the collapse of The Marshall Plan and the Rise of the Guantanamo Bay Deportees Baseball League.

Any güey, mister Macron… how about those fucking camels at The Pentagon, you might not have noticed but Jaguars used to do the law ethos in that polygon-e.

Actually, Donald, Ebony and Ivory is not on the BAD album… it’s on the “nappy-headed boy” anthology.

And no, ASSOCIATED PRESS, no… you don’t get to play with the other outlets because you insist on calling Louisiana’s hot sauce “Tabasco” instead of “Redneck Juice”.

If Alicia Caldwell is still at The AP in El Paso, TX, (UN-Dangling Participle goes here for PREMIUM users) now you know how it feels to be sent to play on the other side of the window where THE PRESS EAT CAKE, mister Macron. Where El Paso, Times, eats cake.

 

Martes 13, it’s like Friday the 13th³

³~. Wednesday the 12th follows, nevermind the year, in this shop the wheels are square.

All Eye can Say is that Öüï is an Anti-Christ and Mí is an Anti-Denti, all of a sudden I fell in Love with Flouride so there was only one thing that Eye could do, — Ministry.

Yup, I recon that’s Jack there, the grin gave him away.

It’s like Double Fantasy on mescaline.

Now then, it’s important to follow safety and leave silliness for the amateurs at open mic 🎙️ night with Thomas de Corbillón at Sunset, so be sure that you use an electrical screwdriver to finish the job… the last thing that a maintenance technician with Cross-Training credentials [wants to get] is a shock ⚡ of Current Events 📰 in The Horizon 🤯.

Be sure to not mix your vacuum Bulbos with your Volvos, it’s Im°Pera°Tive to use the correct voltage screwdriver, especially in Europe, why with their sacrosanct 220~240 V’s an all.

After the break Öüï is going to bake a cake, Eye hopes that Ewe will eat, IT!

One thing is for sure, it’s a bitch working on French cars, why with all them breaks to smoke and all. One cannot, Eye rear views on an empty mirror with no lines — Won CannoT, get anywhere like that. Gotta’ have some lines otherwise how is Won.to know which Güey is right?

Maybe this is why that fellow from Havre uses Black workers to fix his White Renault™️

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Today, Öüï established contact with Capt. Tiberius Kirk’s doG

And, Meatballs en Sweed… 🧨🧨🧨 DyNoMyTh

Zeppelin Goes Here… Play it, Bob.

Of course… one must be Lithuanian to be allowed to put an aich in front of an ese. Why just look at what happened to Ricardo from the Toboso tribe, Willie Colón bestowed him with the title of Gobernador de La Insula de Tamaulipas. 

Matamoros ain’t but another Saison on PRIMEtime in Hilo Hawaii, where 12 hours ago the French (those motherfuckers) made the great 🇬🇧 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🙌🙌🤲🤲🤲🤝🤝🤝🤜🏼

 

Bésame 💋💋💋💋 Mucho… Follows on fip, time ain’t nuttin’ but a Wall.

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Natty Le Pio, “do you want to know a secret? Do Ewe proMiSe Knot Tú tell? » And I quote, Oh, Eau oh. close up 🎬

Lest, Ewe forgets, I buried Titus. Ask Olympia, that fucker sold me a Toyota 4X in 1994, Tacoma was just a cumbucket stroll away and Still, I cum.

Best salmon in the World. If youse French this is not supposed to make sense for Ewe… It’s En Crypt’ed.

Deer, Captain Kirk… I am Eleven years-old and I approve of your doG 🐶, period… Sin Celery, Ricardo Khan. I swear if another Lithuanian puts an ache (H) bomb in front of My Ese, bato… Eye is going to SHout ⚾ next time someone like, say the friends of la “corcholata” in CDMX [SHeInBaum] in France [ morena-francia] go: Shhhhh!

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Phat Basterd:

I also buried the LEAD with the Led (∵)
I
KHAN!!!

DyNoMyTh🧨

Description for the Blind: It’s a COQ watching Mexican news from Barcelonnete, France. The coq is standing outside of a movie theater, and across the Atlantic, the Mexican president says goodbye to his now, former Secretary of Energy and perhaps, next presidential candidate for Mexico’s stake in the world.

I Am Sirius, sadly … Not French, and as those Swedish fucks know, Ewe got’s to be a French Cunt to be recognized, for La Mémoire. Look at po’Bernard, Ari Melber³ is not amused in SEATTLE.

Viejas Feast, —both of Ewe.

³~. “A real life philosopher”, on The Ari Member Show.

Öüï last left Mika in tears 😭, thinking that Öüï shot the SHatner. But I can assure Willie Geist

(Öüï Don’t Want Trouble with the Willie Geist Show, but fuck Willy Gayst on the MorJo Show. AMEN!)

that the prop gun used was not a Baldwin Edition, Öüï is a consisté professional, and knows the difference between his little BIBLE thumping brother who Shot Twelve Sheriffs in Jerusalem.

The following link is to pay for all that benevolent “memories” from the Cité de Paris… Eat A Coq you basterd’s:

 

No such thing as a free lunSH.

https ://www .france24 .com /en /americas /20221005 –alec-baldwin-reaches-settlement-with-slain-rust-cinematographer-s-family

 

{and} MAGNUM (📷) if youse knot reading US, fuck you too!

nº 352 – aout – septembre 2022

Seriously folks, still a HEAD, and a hand, and an upper torso, —and a mandibule.

And, Sam Stein, admit it! You are the illegitimate Anchor Baby of Eli Wallach, but most important, what Tony Plohetski did for the Austin American Comrade is no different than what Assange, and that other boy turned girl did for the NSA. Admit it!

I can see for miles and miles.

 

Hola, in case you are new to this blog, then it should come as no surprise that it ain’t nuthin’ but a thing for US to draw a straight line between a guy named WEBB and a fucking photograph. But FO’ist, my favorite “China” is on right now, and wouldn’t you know it, president Biden did use the López Obrador playbook, how many points in that list of demands were there?

And starring as Camelia La Tejana: Apolline de Malherbe

 

Salieron de San Isidro
procedentes de Tijuana
Traían las llantas del carro
repletas, —de hierba mala.

 RÉPONSES 

PHOTO 

 

The WETBACK edition and a side of frijolitos con cristianos 

Day, want to kill Americans?

 

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gallo pinto en blanco y negro

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In local news, David S. Jaggard ate Madame Borne’s pancakes with his thumbs

Previously on, “hilarity ensues”…

Beagle’s Bagels… El Perro Agradecido.

David Jaggard walks into the Culture Rapide and a door is opened to the Mogadishu Multiplex Theater of Operations where a Cougar is going down just like a Blackhawk on a DvD. Jason Borne’s mom stars as the new Prime in town.

And in Washington, D. C., true to form, Nicolle Wallace replaced RNC Steele.

Cadillac Ranch at La Porte de Versailles… according to BFM’ER TV

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Note to editors, Öüï does not get lost in translation, and Eye doesn’t need no stinkin’ Braces!

Cuestión de enfoque — WaWa Buffalo

“El Heraldo »…
by: Catalonio Barcelonnette de Peralvillo

Eye call this one

Eye call this one WaDr. Fuck Bob Marley! I Shot the sheriff, slapped the deputy and, found the leak.

At least the Library gods had the common sense to accentuate the “little boys room” in the uniform color of your Los Angeles Dodgers playing at-home.

Beaubourg, Îlle-de-France. By this rag’s estimates*, THREE MONTHS, Évry swinging dick at the Bpi had to stand and wait in line outside of the Loo’s like a fucking pussy on account of a scheduled 25-year structural remodeling of the crappers.

*~. a French semester, at least. Not including vacation and smoke breaks.

Bassin

And, mister or misses Library director, the 4 bathtubs that replaced the 8 standard porcelain dump buckets is not the reason for this “construction” criticism, i can only hope that your hi-and-mighty position takes it constructively and not like those Sorbonne annex professors at the IHEAL… where my professional guessTiMation says that that is where la Raza ‘latina’ de los banlieues de Paris (🚙75) go an get their ‘maistros’ certificate.

“Piensa, joven”.

“Hay quienes ven la Bpi
cómo un Vaso ½ Vacío…

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_ pero hay quienes ven esta Depresión, como un Lavabo more less Plein.

Ver este pinche Sink así, de cette manière, es pensar like a young Alice Cooper when Vince Furnier was 8-teen.

 

Intermedio between l’Histoire de l’Art and L’Académie française

MANTECA!!!

PREViously on “I Saved Andy Warhol”, Elvis Presley was playing HOPSCOTCH with « La Mala » at THE DECAYING Pont des ARTS in front of THE very FRENCH ACADEMY.

“I’ll Never Go Back To Georgia”
https ://www .boston .com /news /national-news /2021/11/15 /santa-claus-shortage-2021/

“Ho, ho, ho, biches”
said Santa Claus, who just moved to France.
The jolly fucker made its way via NICARAGUA, of all places, after he claimed that he was a Cuban tourist, knot a Mariel reject.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /france /hauts-de-france /migrants-a-calais/naufrage-de-migrants-la-france-ne-laissera-pas-la-manche-devenir-un-cimetiere-affirme-emmanuel-macron _4857765.html

Santa’s trip was not easy, first he had to convince Président Macron to live up to that big fucking shopping building à La Rue de Rivoli. “Something Persona” is just not gonna cut it no more.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /nicaragua-eliminates-visa-requirement-cubans-2021-11-23/

The answer is yes. A match box will hold my clothes.

OVER at Le Panthéon, not to be outdone by his own MOTHER outside of Le Palais de La Découverte, GORDON SULLIVAN is going to become a STATUE next to the virtual resting place of Chepina La Panadera, aka: Joséphine Baker.

“They” call themselves « les immortels », I will put that to the test… Gabriel García Márquez transmitiendo desde la Universidad de TEXAS en el Harry RANSOM Center de Austin {City Limits}, and no! FLORENCE CASSEZ, nobody is asking for money here, “ransom” in this sense does  KNOT, EYE repeats, does not equate to any pécuniaire exchange with LE ZODIACO of Cerf-panthère, or that COLLABORATOR from Le MATIN: Jacques de Lesdain

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /1806 /reader /reader .html#! preferred /0 /package /1806 /pub /1693 /page /18
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Jacques_de_Lesdain

Ecclectic fucker that he is, Mr. Sullivan, aka “STING” stole the “DOCK of A BAY” and The Police did nothing about it, THE PIGS instead framed a disgruntled woman who kept screaming G-L-O-R-I-A, the Paris Prefecture id’d the femina as Patty “bandwagon” Smith… THE PREFECT of The POLICE did not apologize for putting a Greek EYE instead of a Latin AY on Smith’s nomenclature.

For starters, full-disclosure pre-cautions, before doña Vilma Fuentes at La Jornada (quotidien) gets her calzones³ all up in a bunch, require that we mention that Öüï has never-ever_EVER_ever-been to SPAIN, therefore Eye can quote from LOS HIJOS DE RICHELIEU:

Sa présence en Espagne devient chaque jour plus naturelle

³.~ hechos de LANA [$] y HIERRO [£]

El Puente de RAYUELA en Solitude —!— File Photo of N° DCCXXXVIII ; fauteuil N°XVIII… alias: don Mario “VL”, y no señor Díaz~Balart en los msnbc’s, that is not Louis Vuitton al revés, but rather N° 45 in Times New ROMAN. Louis Vuitton al “revés” en la academia de La Sorbonna Nouvelle es un SUEÑO guajiro en MA°CON°DO, period.

https ://genius .com /Elvis-presley –alla-en-el-rancho-grande -lyrics

https ://www.lemonde .fr/culture /article/2021/11/26 /patti-smith-et-sting-deux-voix-au-pantheon-pour-celebrer-les-50-ans-de-fip_ 6103776_3246 .html

Los Hilos de la noche más larga en el Palacio del Elíseo

… [A]nd Lynyrd Skynyrd goes ⬇️

Good evening Avi Velshi, do you have a clear view of the Stars? Hope you do on your commute back home, anyhow, in Hilo Hawaii it is 19h and at the BD Arago (Paris XIII) it is 7h.

We now return to NORMANDY in reel time to bring you our regular schedule programming of “Ancient Aliens — Hell Mutts” anniversary edition.

Now, if 2020 would have gone without a hitch (coff, coff, coffin, 🦠) the celebrations for Mr. Macron’s 43rd birthday celebration would still have 5 hours left, before “the after party” crossing into La Navidad, which happens to^ start at high noon later today.

^ Dangling participle if taken out

Don’t believe Flava’s Clock… it’s High Noon, Manu.

Public Enemy (reticle included) goes HERE.., [O]n The Rachel Maddow Show; you are going to like the way you look, i guaranTEE, IT! .:.

… Tell me that i don’t know what i am talking about… [P]£€A$€.

Live from the Westfield®️ Giuseppe Pepito Sports Complejo

“Take Mí Out to the Ball game”

Las ColapSOlogías de Las Fuentes

Las ColapSOlogías de Las Fuentes

Rachel Maddow stars as: motherfucking Clint Eastwick:

International Reality

International Reality, because THE Galaxy, —never mind THE Universe— ever thought that WE humans would make it this far, period

Welcome to another edition of the Sports page, narrated by the American of them U.S. ambassador to those Mexican E.U., the one and only Country Fried HIStorian:

Maestro Jon meacham

[Meacham]

La Ruptura de Got Ham?

La Ruptura de Got Ham Travel… en Londres, Thomas Cook, el Cocinero de BoJo Brexit quebró los platos de la COCINA y deja a 21,000 sous-chefs sin trabajo; y a 600 mil comensales con indigestión. Liberty, Liberty, Liberty: PAY ONLY FOR THE TRAVELERS INSURANCE THAT YOU KNEAD, punto y aparte

— It’s the middle of the Eight y la Primera caída de Tres sin–limite–de–Tiempo (it’s 8 a.m.) in Central Europe Thymes and Mme Christine Lagarde is standing next to “los tecnócratas” on FOist; Justice Soto-Mayor is at the plate and, Camilo Cienfuegos is pitching a no–Hitter.

Fucking Canucks

Fucking Canucks.:.FCDD9E87-7B5F-4CC0-83F8-990921052AC6 •|• …[N]ot to BEE outdone by the Canucks in Ottawa, las palomas de París inventaron el “bronze face” para una mascarada contra encabellada, plus the D.O.V.E. looks swell sporting the Afro in that frame, eh.

At the top of the 14 hundred hours at Rockefeller Center, Cousin Joe went on STRIKE and took his set into a Swedish sauna, mean, while Trump is about to get a big RED EYE on his presidential legacy. Over at the gazebo, Mika just went [along] for the Ride.

Not to bee outdone, by Mika’s gazebo and Cousin Joe’s Swedish sauna, Chris Matthews went outdoors.

[Meacham]

— Here’s an After Action Review of that pop-up to Centerfield where Gene Hackman in the role of a French “rock star” Lawyer just shamed a House into seating next to each other, in the House that the Red Rocker built:

Live feed on SCOTUS

Live feed on SCOTUS, here’s how the Pop-up went, Camilo pitched a parábola to Justice Soto-Mayor and on her reasoning on why John Heilemann can’t produce a “Circus” from the Bench… Camilo noticed Mr. Noa Noa agreeing with   Sonia’s (with–all–DUE–respect) point of not seeing a live feed of herself from the inside of her courtroom, –of course, a Talking Head would say that. En resumen, la Tremenda Sonia culpa a los avances in both the field of COMMUNICATIONS (Ones & Ceros, Input–Output, AC⚡️DC) y a el ramo de la Comunicación (Signs & Symbols, Inverted Pyramids, KC☂️DC) y no a los representantes de una República, here’s the argument…

For the record, Mel Brooks never billed himself as a simple Prophet; a King? Jew betcha!

Release Alexi!!!

Release Alexi!!!.:.BB05A1DB-1926-420F-AA5C-382F640C0DF6

Release the Macammound, Sonia MabRook!!!
You are not foolin’ any of your non-reader CNEWS Matin followers*, eh.
RELEASE Alexi Axios, right now!!!