“Excellent to Mint Condition, Appears Never Read, * »

Scene ii

Breaking the News:8906BA8A-CF23-4FB3-A751-C97DF59979F2 — At the Rockefeller Center, Cousin Joe is getting back to The Steak & Lobster lunch hour (in Central Europe Times) to add flair to the “early bird” happy feet hour, Cousin Joe, in association with ©️Starbucks®️ have has added an individual miniature jukebox on every table. Glenn Close is listening to Eddie Rabbit. It appears, that mr. Rabbit (if that is his real name) is romancing the Stones with some Eye–Eye AY! Kat page Turner, who dressed in white, (Kat Turner) is acting like a Wilder version of Joan. •..• Onlt, on the J. T. Colton Late Show.

Always look on the bright side of death…
or something like that.

E22B7C5C-FCF4-4620-B527-5C4C599C01CA… Here you go, Michael Che, DO scribble within the margins of this frame. Happy Cake Day. Reference material is courtesy of the iplayboy, or some catalog like that.

11 de febrero, 2019.

So, Starlord, did you catch Lorne’s boys WeekEND UPdate? Maaaaannnnn, fucking, Denton! That mutt went all Matthew McConauhey on what appears to have been a P.O.V., but this information has yet to be confirmed, for all we know, Denton could have been fucking a Company vehicle, and that, motherfucker, —is the problem with Denton. He’s a hooptie-humping-hunkster.

Anuncio: pinguinos and coke

Guess What Starlord:8D0E8413-3EED-4D3C-BE58-96417FE2452F… EGO is not your REAL dad… (dot, dot, dot) and your mom was a Bunny, doc.

Mean, while Donald Trump plays straight into the Old Red Scare squad arepa2000 in Venezuela, en los E.E.U.U., no pasa mas que pura Chingada ¡pero eso sí, Virginía!, todas Quintas.

En México, pero para dárle en el Clavo, en VERAputaCRUZ, la mamá de Memín (that’s Little Willie en Inglés del “bueno”) le pregunta a el Pengüín, en dónde Coñ’oh s’tan las Zanahorias, y ya han de recordar, pinche bola de Jarochos del Club del Ratón Crispín,  cómo es de jiribillero el pinche Pinguín.

Memín Penguín:

“soy, víctima de un dios, Fragil — Temperamental”:1C0B2776-BC15-472F-81C3-EE3E1775A15E

—el señor de Los AguacateSS-es-Es—!ESE!, me dió PURO PALO ALTO.

This here
is not,
with Eugene Robinson*


… and Michael Che goes, dios mio, what is Christopher Hitchens relaying to Simone Fredericks, who, AS IT TURNS OUT, keeps reporting from Disneyland Paris after the BBC HAD TO RELOCATE, because of the BREXIT, —to motherfucking FRANCE, y’all.

Desarrollo Integral de la Familia:32B4DED5-386C-4B58-A04A-3D2E6422CE2A •..• Think about it‽ Please. Karime, era la DIFharaona del Desarrollo Integral de la Familia. She was supposed to look out for children. Instead, she is living in London Town. With Royal Albert Hall motherfucking season tickets for the entire family, and maybe hasta para sus vecinos.

Algunas noches soy easy like sunday mornings

Meanwhile at el canal de la mancha

Blue rails of change:

We have got nothing:4b727b71-f7db-44c0-8315-2eab19bb72f2

The good news of the La Jornada del día de hoy is that Tracey Ullman’s Angela Merkel character is not going to be Brexited off of the Simone Fredricks Fish and Chips (with your clothes on) News Hour; Starring: The Stay Human Piano guy.

Now, Mr. Batiste, the rhules are simple; no keystrokes below the belt, and no nude fingernails. Revlon is watching.

EvEning Standard Edition:

Source of the Brexit “patient Cero” found.

Super Freak on the street said: See Eye told’ You all that “Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug”.

Eels in Thames ‘left hyperactive due to high levels of cocaine in water’

If Ewe ever wondered why it’s always a Goddamned beautiful day, here’s your answer, and the source with Simone Fredricks, who now confirms that “patient Cero” is part of the “Ricks” who went and hitched a ride with the “James–es–ese”.


meanwhile in Xochimilco,
El Axolote le dice
al Salamander:
¿pero qué invitas, eh —weh!?

Rhule 2, Mr. Batiste, if that is a real Cowboy hat on the drummer boy, behind you. There will be no Sword (fish) Fighting, and Triangles will only be used to order Gumbo. Appropriate percusound weapons include the COW BELL or a Loving Spoonful and/or Washboard.

Ewe, Sir, crossed the line when you sent your “Pinkerton Posse” to act as a “wall” for all the little lost souls that got lost on the way to Tijuana due to the big fucking Ken Doll living at the 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., executive Doll House in Washington D.C..

The Unreadables:715abefb-4087-43c2-a4d1-161ea3d1bcc1 }—~~~\,,,*> It happens every year right before Fat Tuesday, the French throw out their previous Christmases–es-es gifted books out into the open streets. A most méprisable spectacle, reminiscent of the time-honored tradition of making room for the new pet, by kicking the old one to the curb. Just like that poor miserable Christmas tree. }—~~~,,,\*>  Dear, purple Pundit; you’d probably look swell in the Green pattern of the little geen bag and, it would probably look best if the lines were a bit mor ondulated. Just sayin’.

Rhule # 3. There are “No Fridas”, and there are no Rhules, Mr. (tú) Batiste; (él/ella) Batió; (ustedes) Batierón, etcétera, etc., Etc.

Coming up in the programing: Hitchens? Da’fuck brings out here?

Let Them Wear PURPLE:fbb8f456-8471-4796-81f7-04572381c372

Right now it’s past midnite in CET and earlier yesterday, right before our appointment with La rue des Bourdonnais for our 10.40 carpet decoration we noticed that a whole bunch books were about to get completely soaked. So we fitted as many as we could into the empty shelter stands nearby, sin embargo Mr. Batiste, we [the staff can relay that “America in The NUDE” and “Democracy in America, part ii” were given shelter at Abbé’s Place].

By COB:57c25dba-15a7-4dc8-8a00-b7eaa34b0843

Now, Rep. Ocasio–Cortez, in response to your take on the nude fingernails of Justice Soto-Mayor, and the fact that your little nieces, who according to you, are watching the “Tyrone Report”, with Stephen Colbert, please don’t be so hasty in “Drissing” Miss Mai 1974, because she is a puzzle piece for Omar Sy’s new flick, in “America”, starring his doppelganger “mini Mi”.

—– Continental Divide goes here ———
Anuncio: Continental Divide Used Autos
Location: Anywhere
Jinggle: Ready to move on up? “Eye heard the news today, oh boy!”… and David Bowie went, tell me about it.

Eye_m tired of love uninspired — Tired of playing the game — Let_s Face the Nation — I_m TIRED:79b8b2f4-1c84-4294-9a0a-510f400666cc


No se confunda.
No confunda las porras del “Niño de Oro”, con los porros de Humberto Moreira.
ISSY no me cree, pues entonces Señora,
prégunteselo usted a Marcelo Ebrad,
el “experto de México”, según los archivos pérdidos de la elección general del 2016.

Si lo que busca es trapos para su democracia, deje usted présentarle el “Modelo Ferrari 2019”, edición Especial Petrolera y Bananera MÉXICO Puro y Puritano, oh the motherfucking Reversal of “Souls”, o como decía Gogol: Les Âmes.

Wait for it, wait.

In the mean Time, while DONALD trump is president, enjoy the winner for BEST PICTURE, best chorographie, BEST EVERYTHING!!! in 2018/2019.

Exit thru El Changarro —but if Ewe break it…

From the Producers of :
I Love You Paris, but you’re bringing me down.
and the writer of what Time Magazine called:
The Death of French Culture.

Stayed tuned for:
If you break it, you buy it.
By: armando segovia.

… but first a word from our Sponsors.
TimeStamp: veinte para los Once años.

The perfect gift for any of Jupiter’s Sirens.
Satisfaction Guaranteed y toda la cosa.

TMMT is dying 2 take Ewe a güey… “ Ahhhh, Roll up for TMMT, step Right This Way”.

Act now and we [the staff] will throw in
A Magical Mystery Tour.
Next boarding cuando faltén Veinte para:
El Medio Día.

What friends?

“Amarillo no me pongo, amarillo es mi color”.
El nuevo macanzo de Los Vikingos del Norte, en la voz del Güerquillo del Sueco.
Escuche al huerquillo del Sueco en Radio menonita.
Radio menonita, la estación de los menonitas de Chihuahua, —en Argentina.


It’s High–Noon at the Forum’s Underground Squat

In París, Chappie and Yellow Jacket were about to get scanned, tagged and treated to the infamous Mohammed bin Salam slashers and then sent over* to the spare parts bin, as the Piolines®️del Glove Compartment closed in on our Freejack heros.

Emilio Estevez, in the role of DJ Nu and his brat–pack bro, Pomo, playing the role of  Michael Anthony Hall… or some Dead Zone thespian from the Ridgemont High Universe sprayed the Piolines right on target and, with the right purple hue to cover the Yellow ‘rouges’ who in their Third Saturday Night Live, scored their third frenchperson CASUALTY * at one of France’s VINCI’s Via–Carita, which in PIGS Latin is CODA for Expensive Peaje, pues…

Anygüey, Jupiter is back from La Milonga, and right now, he and the Versailles League are having a meeting in the French War Room, which is appropriately refered to by the Frogs, as The Love Shack.

Wait, MARCELLO, wait.
Ewe just can Get Quinn out of a Box, baby…
ISSY, “Como el Viejo decía”… si los pedos se arreglarán facilmente, cualquiera los arreglaría.
A lo que Zimmerman respondío:
ISSY, si los perros corren libres, por que los Civics, no?

And Now:
El Son de las TRES DE LA TARDE
Wait for it, wait.

… no—Pos si, “pariente”: it’s High Noon à Saint–Jacques

Al regresar…
El pronostico de Tina y el reporte de los puentes.
El pronostico del Tiempo y el reporte de los Turner.

El Pronostico de el tiempo
El Reporte de los puentes

Featuring, the lovely Brown Sugar Tempest reporting live from The Fo’Seasons green screen set. Mean, while the never irenic, Ike Turn’er, *amps up, the Ozarks nos traen el reporte de los puentes, desde Burned Bridges, of course: à Cité.


… a material wolrd,” dice Richard Cheese, en un mundo de Vikingos. It’s 14.20 à Cité… FAROS A LA DISTANCIA, follows. Don’t Try to Adjust Your Settings.  }—~~~\*>  PROPERTY OF GAUMONT GloboVisión LLC/Loi 1901… or something like that.

EPISODE 410… This series tiene piso under “the” pact between THE UNITED STATES, and other countries, y por eso (pongan atención, pues) its unauthorized duplication; distribution, OR (su puta exhibición, pues) may result bajita la mano en una calentada, o de plano en los extremos en una carne asada en Samalayuca, o igual un pozole en Guadalajara.

Lost in translation — Intermedio

Los mentores orientados

Lost in translation ¿cómo le hacen “los mentores” populares para guiar ideas y opinión?

TimeStamp: 09.30 in Central NATO Time

Soup of the day:
Funky chicken consomé pour la soul de les frogs.
Pan francés a volonté.
     * Served from Veinte después de las Once
jusqu’à the end of the MorJo Show.

It was rather difficult to watch, throughout the show, Mika Brezezinski was afflicted by something. Either something of dire consequences happened on the way to the Rockerfeller Center, casi esquina con W. Houston Street, or Donaldo’s REGAL POWERS (which, Mrs. Jeff Sessions, THE FIRST UNDERCOVER/closeted TranSexual at the U.S. Senate, and The FIRST CLOSETED/undercovers Vice-President of the U.S., Mike Pence seem to think that he has‽‽‽) “are really, really, really, that’s three realies!!!”, out of whack*, which have really brought Mika down.

TimeStamp: Veinte para las Seis de la tarde en Tiempos de La Europa Central.
Donald Trump es un hijo de perra: that’s Son of a Bitch in Eastern Standard Time.

can think of that SACRED DOCUMENT
as his own His-tory draft.

Coming up at the top of the V o’Clock hour:
JOE “motherfucking” STRUMMER 101
“It’s a rocking world…”, Willie Geist.
Ewe betcha!