Tag Archives: Cotejado: For The Record

El°ection³ is Puerto Rican for penetration

³~. … but that is only because the letter “are” [erre en Castellano] is taboo for mi viejo, San Juan.

 Issy-it-Swings a little to The Left from Center, except in Nice ; ask Dr. Poisson, she knows.

El-ection is Puerto Rican for penetration, but that’s only because one has to get excited about Western-style Republics.

 

It’s eight a.m. in Paris, France.

In recap, una chica 🏊🏽‍♀️ nada y con°jugar a la nada aprendemos que :

While LA GUARDIA slept and Ewe sneezed.

pour toi je pourrai faire 🤿 l’Atlantique en solitaire

yo nado, tú nadas, él y ella nadan, y así por el estilo, ahora naden, entre ustedes y aquellos, — en la nada.

i (Armando Segovia) can assure you, Mme. Mercier, de Montréal not from Nice :

no somos nada… ask Salma, she knows.

… Take a small example, take a tip from me Take all of your money, give it all to charity.

–now that, that would be Sublime, It’s What I Got.

Toy Story 5… Alix’s Secret Night Toys

Toy Story 5 : Consolation Nation

Derecho de Plaza mexicano reciclado en Francia — Années 2020’s

 

And in Marseille : the trains still Run on Pétain’s Time.

Caution ⚠️ ahead 🧜🏻‍♀️sweetly singing…

 

Any 🦉 hoot, this one comes straight from the 🇫🇷 Sarkozy—Calderón 🇲🇽 theys at the IHEAL and El Año de México en Francia in 2011 ; knot 2015. For reference, Susana Poveda, it’s from a time that BEN SMITH’s (then with Buzzfeed) i.p. Man at the Unesco next to La Juventud Venezolana de Hugo en París would recognize because NOTHING, and Eye means nuttin’ was open on Sundays, except the shower 🚿 but back then it was a different schedule to get the Funk-out, if youse smell my drift…

Jackie does… Jackie’s in Rosa Mexicano (PANTONE # 1971)

A for the Billy Tee and style, only at Goodwill.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mexican_pink

Fluc-tú-at 🦎 Jim 👤 Mer-git-Ur

 

Previously on The Jim Morrison Podcast,  “the severed garden between two theatres” was hosting a Doña Ana, New Mexico (U.S.A. southwestern quadrant) recently departed SAINT who unbeknownst to Semolina Pilchard’s and Leduc P.I. Snoops was on a mission to find the long-lost stolen bust of The Lizard King.

Cabrón, and mister mayor, ask Mrs. Mayor: model citizen, zero disciples with discipline and to call these coq suckers “dirty nachos” it’s because no hay baño, Ignacio.

 

… fuck Ewe frog, I see your so-called “electronic snoop’n” and….  i (Armando Segovia) according to sources from our Penny Lane correspondant, Ringo Starr, it appears that the white male didn’t noticed that the light had Changed on Easy Street. We interrupt this blog to bring the latest from Liverpool where Paul McCartney’s heart just turned down it’s own Helter Skelter slide, and if Paul McCartney’s heart didn’t, well then that motherfucker is Faul.

El primer refugiado made in France meets Batman l’ Egyptian… I am telling you, I Will Burn a Pyramid and you are going to like the way each block on that cake is going to taste LIKE.

Told ya’ll that you was going to need more red lights

Days of The Living Light Saves in Spring Forward March 🛠️⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⚒️

If you are new to this, please be advised that this will be a momentary lapse of Inter-missions, SAME ON SUNDAYS.

How I Met Your Mother, trou 🕳️ story. Ask her.

Issy, Siren Sonia de Moulineaux, the following cadence is a Military March, and by the trail left by la Wira de BFMTV it looks like the French are going to sup’UP Yesterday’s trebuchets with Transistors de Taiwan.

Ground Control, please be advised that if you lose a beat you miss a rhythm, and if youse not the color of Trump, then the rhythm of violence, like the theater of fear in El Salvador might, like The New York Sound Machine says, “it’s gonna git’ Ewe”.

 

… Any hows, eat at Joe’s and don’t let that JAGUAR eat your cake.

Right Métro Line wrong STOP!!!

C O T E J A D O
SRE — 2éme Arrt.
P A R I S 🎯

 

Right Métro Line wrong STOP!!!

 

The STRUGLE… yes Symone, S-T-R-U-G-L-E

The Substance, Crazy Horse, Lido2, and of course… Ewe.

Because predictive analytics say that Ewe don’t deserve the second G. And this is why, Alicia Menendez, because Michael Steele can’t even do “The Running Man”.

The Struggle Within 🫏… bunch of asses-es.

Meanwhile in The Philippines, Epigmenio González is ready to read the Second Installment of Prof. Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’ observations on the Nobel of Economics at IKEA.

A la una:

ibid.

No. And as probably the First Made-in-France refugee, i can attest that when it comes to weed, Bruno Retailleau knows JACK SHIT about how marihuana “tastes” and even less, about how “butlers” at Matignon line the Urinal Room de la Comédie Française with B-L-O-W.

People who Blow, know B.O.³

³~. Body odor.

 

Now why, Y would any body bring Car Vile into the mix?

Why?

Cajun Jim on a Tijuana Taxi Cab Local 66… Carlson Daly stars as Milton Berle.

Answer: probably because Tom Nichols is controlling the weather 🌬️🌀🤌 from a Zeppelin made of led.

Because CNN is now running Morning Mika, —apparently. And a doc? Sheesh, the network gods must be SALADOS or something, Ana 🌮 Cabrona.

Rollercoaster made of Would.

From the creator who brought you Roy 🍦, comes the “long format” interview with some guy from L.S.U.

Synopsis:

The so-called “Ragin’ Cajun” teaches children how to get (during All Hallows Eve) all of the Halloween candy in-and-around the block, the strategy is simple, so simple that it is STUPID. Rahm Emmanuel goes through the playbook which Ambassador Emmanuel stole from a gang associate to the Yakuza in Tokio, Sources close to the Chicago mob explain that the Jap was none other than “Tokio Joe”… ROXY Music plays the documentary’s opening credits.

Sobre aviso, no hay engaño³… let’s talk about Sex, baby

Los transexuales no son FEMEN, and Mika Paccard… let Mí, show you how una Verónica 🐂, looks like.

All Those Jeers Ago

 2011… FEMINICIDIOS with Jorge Harmodio, Pablo Gleason y, los francifónos francófonos Francos.

The month that was, February 2024… Black hisTory Sunday

Oh, Ewe poor things… I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto) told y’all niggas that Öüï’s blacker than Ewe.

— Cheese to meat Ewe!

 

… any how, it’s weekend edition, find your own fucking context, all that I’m sayin’ is that Calvin is from the Cordozar in Mejicanos, near San Salvador, heck that nigga has a long-lost illegitimate twin (brother) working as a Security Guard at Monoprix in Châtelet.