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Fuck yoU, Matt Damon… see you in Marseille

… and starring as the Church Lady:

And in Paris, France… all of the Magnum©️ shutterbugs are off~Course, fags.

Michael Schmidt, now with a tie 👔 and rolled-up sleeves.

Well isn’t that con* Clinton!

*~. With, as an ingredient.

And oh, dear God! Sean Penn is having an orgy with the daughter of A.I. on Earth Tú.

The Life of Penn

 

Mike Memoli returns in the role of the altar boy with the personal perspective.

It’s Saturday Night, on a Thursday afternoon in Paris. Issy, fuck your selfie.

 

… but seriously Volks!

https ://www .dw .com /en /germany-suspends-migrant-intake-from-italy/

I love Philippe Leclerc de Hauteclocque, really, I’ve always respected the AMX projects and now, well now you have shit and a Mariachi ensamble for your future ARMOR defense systems (punto y coma) gulp, gulp, gulp (wine sippin’ sound goes here).

We love the all, the all of youWhere lands are green and skies are blueWhen all in all, we’re just like youWe love the all of you

Spacehog

Maybe in the Mean~time… does any of them fucking mariachis know that one?

Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /italys-lampedusa-at-point-no-return-with-migrants-mayor-says-2023-09-14/

I’m an Alligator yes, but also a Distinguished Armor Technician, I could have designed the perfect THANKs for y’all, instead you are going to get the mariachis to cover your precious “patrimoine”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Leclerc_tank

Don’t worry about her, [ I bet you think this post is about you] she’ll find a güey from the temporary visa pool to start a new orgy at her workstation or clinic. Her husband won’t mind the divorce or PACS dissolution, if he is cool, and only if he is cool and “integrates” he will get that €150,00 solidarity check and, in six months, full-RSA and a studio to live in.

Now don’t you fuckers forget to dispose them soft-skin 56’s on your TRI and forget about that XLR-Standard, put them fuckers in the “gaspillage” bin. Fucking €16 million per unit, what a waste, but keep on granting that €150,00 solidarity pay for your “incoming” artists, I honestly can’t wait to see all of the stranded Lampedusa arrivals at Florence Cassez doorsteps in Calais.

I am sure Alicia, Georgina and Sergio will be there to do the things that they do best, and which is to “INDIGNEZ~VOUS” and tear thier clothes apart in solidarity with the France INSOUMISE orgy.

https ://www .sudouest .fr /societe /religion /he-makes-fun-of-secularism–lfi–is-outraged-by-the-presence-of-emmanuel-macron-at-the-papal-mass

To quote Howard Johnson at from Rockridge:

… and in Paris, France, Marie Cuire, just obliterated another intern’s penis at the water fountain. It was her fifth this week alone.

but that is only because Marie Curie was listening to jazz à fip.

On nous exprime « false friends » Ustedes nos exprimen

From the producers of “Y tú mamá también” es hija de Sánchez, and “Ya Encontré Mi Ojo de Venado”, comes the story of an empty slogan darker than the background of your empty soul’s shadow… or empty shadow’s soul, depending on which Independent School District your youngens eat lunch at.

From the creators of
eau de Bufalo:

Sonora 🔊… and by well we mean “El Pinabete”, Coahuila 🇲🇽 … in this sense, no todas las minas 🇨🇱  son iguales, —or are they?

Note to editors: i don’t select the arrangements, I only execute’EM#.

https ://elpais .com /internacional /2010/10/12 /actualidad /1286834409_850215 .html

…

“D’ou vient l’expression « armée mexicaine » … 🌮

🦹
Fig—a—aro. Fig—ah—Ro.
Figaro! Figaro!… FIG—Ah—RO:

And in the Role of Burton Gilliam (Lyle), Président François Hollande. | ‘Member now, Dominique Stauss–Kahn was supposed to be the ONE TO deal with the Libération de Florence Cassez en 2012.

 

https ://www .lefigaro .fr /actualite-france /2015/07/14 /01016-20150714ARTFIG00028-d-o-vient-l-expression-armee-mexicaine.php

“This phrase makes it possible to express the idea that in an organization there are a lot of responsibilities, too much hierarchy and a lack of fighters” explains Jean Pruvost, professor of lexicology and lexicography at the University of Cergy-Pontoise (Val-d’Oise).”

L’Espirit en Images by Posner y Raichle (Maddow)

Fast-forward to la chingada “prima Vera árabe”, es decir la primera de las hijas de mi tía Buika en Matamoros, Tamaulipas, frontera con “Perros Bravos”, Nuevo León…. y déjame que te cuente Vera about page 8, Chapter 4 of Doctor Kavita Patel pastel’s en una foto del mísmísimó, Espíritu.

But First:

In local news, “no insistas Susana Puveda”… the TV is on

Tonight’s edition of, —check this out:

The Katrix… and Eye swears
that Öüï is knot making this up,
starring Katty Kay as, —you’ve guessed, IT!,—
007

Soundtrack available at all Paris Restos de Cour and Emmaüs Shacks, with musical guest:

Mexican Army en Fràncés… Because in Hilo, Hawaii these little figurines are bicorne-down on account that 🍍 PINEAPPLES are the complement to Parmentier’s ⏳.

LOS FRANCHUTES DE LA SIERRA, featuring David Guetta and los nichos de Nice, followed by The Rolling motherfucking Stones… because the only surviving Beatle is Ringo, and that cocksucker went to jail for trafficking royalties with a 16 year-old.

 

Here Ye! Hear Ye! – By the power vested in the president of the UEFA, Nato and la OEA

Still to come, “A They at the races »:

https ://www .lemonde .fr/m-le-mag /article /2021/04/09 /au-canada-les-pieds-noirs-d-algerie-reconnaissants _6076194 _4500055.html

‘There will be conséquences’

https ://www .trtworld .com /europe /france-to-punish-soldiers-over-ex-officers-call-to-arms-46255

Meanwhile, back at The Ranch… 
The government and left-wing parties strongly condemned the letter, which was published on the 60th anniversary of a failed coup d’etat by generals opposed to France granting independence to Algeria.

https ://www .telegraph .co .uk /news /2021/04/26 /retired-generals-warning-impending-civil-war-france-sparks-political/

Jump back, what’s that sound?
Here she comes, full blast’n top down
Hot shoe, burnin’ down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline… Panamæ

Zat’ you Pied Noir or is that there Legionario just happy to have “heard the news” about John Wayne’s Green Berets?

Listen to Mí. In accordance with the policy of soustraire, sustraer and, of course “Sub[s]traction”, Jill will just be Ill.

FURTHERMORE… in the matter of This Old Heart on Mine, the State of Washington is happy to announce that the Sinixt people are not extinct, —ya’hear!

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2021 /apr /25 /indigenous-people-canada-sinixt-us-border-hunting-rights

Anyhow, if you are looking for the first 100 Theys of the American President you have to stay tuned until the Supreme Court of The United States re-examines the right-to-carry a peacemaker. Right now it’s all about the statehood of the District of Columbia… because Washington is already a State of The Union and WaWa Land is knot.

Over in Spokane, Washington, the first order of business is to reclaim the anagram INXS-IT to its rightful totem, because Lest you forget it: Australia is the enemy.

Gothanus Project – An American crisis.

https ://www .newsweek .com /chicken-wing-shortage-us-1585923

Over at the Morjo Show it’s “Close Encounters of The Pundit Kind”.

 

Dear, Nicolle Wallace — “It’s snapshot, snapshot, snapshot, and then you get a movie”

Now you’ve heard about Homer’s “Tomacco” chapter in the longest-running primetime Odyssey… It’s kind of like D.A.T., reporting from Montgomery, Alabama, is Agent Angle. C’mon now, Cousin Joe, Ketch-up! It’s time for another edition of FOX FORCE FIVE.

Based on a true emission

Sous les jupes de Penelope .::. 04100220-2B39-4366-B241-07EF9C72C9F1 🧜🏻‍♀️ Based on a true émission.

Note to students: please be advised that for this (the most crucial 1%) section of the TEST, y’all are supposed to show all of your motherfucking work! Teacher’s pet… wait scratch D.A.T. Teacher Assistant Ruth Langmore in the role of Elise Jordan will be accepting Your drafts during regular office hours. 

Aussi, sources close to a rejected German foreign exchange “Klukie” dropout from the Chaffey Community College’s Jay Leno automotive repair faculté, in Rancho Cucamonga, told Agent Angle D.A.T…

BREAKING THE KNOWN NEWS:
Thanatos means death

In Hilo, Hawaii, Sir: it’s just another Midday .::. 656D40AF-CB20-411C-9882-9AA5DF267471 🌒 In Europa, it’s just half past midnight with a 3.2% Waxing Crescent 🌞 And in Washington D.C. the Sun was out today and the President Of The United States walked out of the Trump Show without answering any questions to The Nation.

—FIFTY THOUSAND—

Sources close to Willie Geist Assure The Nation that before the end of Friday, April 24 of 2020, 50,000 people in Donald Trump’s United States of America will have become yet another macabre milestone (statistic) of the 45th President of the United States thanks to his failure as a human being.

… öüï now return to Agent Angle’s Cucamonga source. TimeStamp is 13h45 in CET.

Now more than ever

Cleanliness is next to godliness .::. 39430AAA-40D4-4F4B-939D-C9BB7F025DEB 🏄🏽‍♂️ But before you “clean” your internal organs, don’t forget to Charge or send your Donald Trump stimulus check to your local Olympatec Meditation Institute.

It was a crazy link, and the fact that the THREAD in this hilo began to unravel at the Center for Disease Control in the the State of Georgia goes beyond, as Willie Geist lamented on the MorJo Show, beyond The Onion territory, but before we [the staff] continue with the programming, a word from The Johnson & Johnson Empire in collaboration with Laboratorios Camacho en la calle Stanton en El Paso, Tejas.

¡SEÑORA!!!!  ¿Esta usted teniendo problemas con el vocabulario de sus retoños? No sufra más, ¡Pare de Sufrir! Laboratorios Camacho se enorgullece en anunciar que la Administración de Alimentos y Fármacos (por sus siglas en Inglés) de los Estados Unidos de América acaba de autorizar El Jabón del Perro Agradecido con nuestra fórmula de Pinol®️ y Windex®️ para pulir la elocuencia de sus pequeñines. 

El Jabón del Perro Agradecido, fabricado con tecnología alemana y exportado desde nuestros laboratorios en La Colonia Dignidad en la hermana República de Chile, le ofrece a usted sus dos presentaciones de nuestro producto, Jabón del Perro Agradecido en barra de 250 gramos, y Jabón del Perro Agradecido en atomizador (botella spray) de 450 mililitros.

Jabón del Perro Agradecido, aplíquese directamente al hocico de sus hijos y en menos de lo que canta un Gallo, usted vera la diferencia.

 It’s Nine p.m. in Paname and in Gotham it’s the 15 hundred hours, and Brian Williams is next to Nicolle and we now return to The Thread en Este Hilo, and Shannon Pettypiece was not being silly when she hinted to Katty Kay and Mika Brzezinski that there is a theme in all of this and as a matter of fact if you do the Calculus you might be able to spot the “Little” in the original Soundtrack of “April in Paris”.

Vacendak

TimeSnatching available on Amazon .::. CE7BE38B-8D6C-4D1F-AAB9-E9C0946E7EB5 🕵🏽‍♂️ Victor Vacendak believes that INDEED, “You can’t always get what you want”, but if you call before the Chuck Todd’s Meet The Republic hour, you get an additional BARR of “Jabón del Perro Agradecido” special Aix-en-Provance lavender scent D.A.T.’s one additional BARR of “Jabón del Perro Agradecido” in French lavender scent.

Anyhow, it was ‘Clean Up Time’ at a Greek Seafood spot and why the Owner of that joint answer to any ailment  is  was to spray Windex®️ on it, is anybody’s guess, but the dishwasher from Chino, California (D.A.R.E.) directed u.s. to the California Pinto League stadium just outside of Corona, it was the mid 1980’s and everything NorthEast of I–15 at the Glenn Helen spring-training camp was nothing but tumbleweeds and White Power clicks. 

Agent Angle wanted to meet the German foreign exchange Cucamonga “Kluckie” at the Historic Route 66 original Ronald McDonald burger joint, but the “Kluckie” was not allowed near the place on account of all of the Mexicans who worked there, so instead they both agreed on the In–and—Out across I–10.

“So, whatcha–Whatcha watcha got?” Asked Agent Angle as he was pigging out on a Protein Version of the iconic Double–Double. Agent Angle didn’t want to waste any time in this quadrant, the Time Machine was ready to go at The Rialto outside of the Fontana meat packaging plant and time was of the essence, to miss the 11th Hour meant another RIECH, and as far as the FOREIGN EXCHANGE  CUCAMONGA “Kluckie” and Agent Angle were concerned, THREE REICHS were more than enough on the MEL BROOKS History Of The World sequels.

NOTE TO EDITORS: to keep the Foreign Exchange Cucamonga “Kluckie’s” identity safe from FREEJACKS  (WHO are lead by a Rolling Stone) the voice of the Chaffey Community College Cucamonga campus student will be rendered by Jay Leno.

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(Ding) Clean up on Aisle 3 (Ding, Ding, Ding!).

— https ://simpsons .fandom .com /wiki/Tomacco

— Little “Bart”: https ://hero .fandom .com /wiki /Sheriff_Bart

— Victor Vacendak https ://imdb.com /title /tt0104299 /plotsummary? ref_=m_tt_stry_pl

“One more time”… in the voice of Count Basie

And in Washington:

It’s time for an Encore Edition of
DIPLOMACY with the Tumbling
Tumbling Weeds…

The "Good" is overrated

The “Good” is overrated .:. D83C6C77-0102-46C1-9CBB-7DD17451134C –_•!•_– And you should forget about the Ugly; Eye reckons that he’s nothing but a Beast on a daily politics site.

Now, That’s Entertainment!
Better than any POLARizing
news-byte from the Bush Two
ADMINisTRATION.

… [O]f course, DOÑA CARMEN LIRA DE SAADE, para que el doctor Cueli, (D.D.S.), pueda hilvanar esta historieta sería necesario repasar la respuesta de Nicolle Wallace (Deadline Washington 02/01/2020) al párrafo n° 22/23 de su ensayo ¿quienes somos?, en cuanto al “estilo lamentablemente inconfundible“, diría Jorge Saldaña, sobre el asunto de la Segunda Guerra de Irak, y de la manera cómo el hijo de Bush gobernó bajo la consigna y la “charola*” del n°43 en  La Casa Blanca.

* Charola = Stinkin’ BADges

"Up yours nigger"

“In 25 years you’ll be able to shake their hands” –The Cisco Kid .:. C87764AF-685F-4A09-894B-00E7CBCB79DD •|• Happening right now, one of the two Castros is getting ready to de-brief  the C.H.O.I.R. on The Rachel Maddow Cult. Peter Falk,  stars in the role of Columbo, who of all things, “hold[s] this thread” as he [Castro] walks away.”… Musical guest: Weezer.

… This has been,
BROADCASTING 101
With Steve Kornacki

On the T.E.S.T.:

Persian Made-guy taken out

Persian Made-guy taken out .:. EFADBE86-2292-4C69-AF0D-B1FBF82A5594 •|•

— Remember that the purpose of every fund-raised cent is spendability that dough is SUPPOSED to be Spent. In these section, the student must Ela•Bor•Ate who, and/or what entities receive that money spent. Extra point if the student explains how that money trickles down to the broadcasters.

AMERICA: “What a country!”

Two (of U.S.)… Houston, öüï’ve got a problem

From “el” ROD’s Fifth Dimension,
a Memo:

https ://twilightzone .fandom .com/wiki/Two

Attention, Montgomery

Attention, Montgomery (Alabama), please be advised that we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog) do not; ÖÜÏ repeat: we do not choose “the” Elizabeth‘s that appear now or, “perhaps a hundred years from now – or sooner. Or perhaps [have] already appeared two-million years ago,” en éste tan intrascendente blog, de La Dimensión Descosida… 🧶

The signposts are in English so that we may read them more easily, but the place – is The Twilight Zone.”

Coming up on the Fed’s wife reports:
Page 605*
Paragraph n° Uno**
Live from la rue, Simón —que sí–
Bolivar; formally la rue Puebla.

The good thing about this blog

The good thing about this blog, doña Carmen Lira Saade, es de que Emmanuel Macron, el PRESIDENTE, no nos lee… porque para eso el estado francés tiene sus estrategas de Sciences Po. — Ayo’ Silver, dona Carmen, Ayo’ Silver .:. 4F1F98EB-3678-4867-9451-C72E5E5AA772 🗺 De cualquier manera, doña Carmen Lira Saade, ¿quién lo diría? que las barras de análisis político en los medios electrónicos de 1984, —con Jacobo Zabludowski— no habían descubierto lo que don Bernardo Gómez si supo “exprimir” para los Amigos de México en Francia, “la potencialidad comercial de la política vista como producto de entretenimiento.” [La sociedad en el espejo de las princesas, párrafo UNO de “¿Quienes Somos?”.

Victor Cha–Cha— Boum! Reports:

Dear, Leader, Kim Jung Un:

https ://www .territoriocaballo .com/colores-caballo

Listen here, sir, the Horse’s (ass) color is “Alazán”, or in a technicolor scheme, —motherfucker— the shade is “cómo el Caballo Bayo”; now we can’t remember who coined it, but they sure banked on it best:

Blazing Saddles a tribute

Blazing Saddles, a tribute On I.C.E. .:. C39BA4E6-5CDB-4C77-B881-950C2222A372 •!• Dear, Leader: are those love-handles galloping strong, or are them lonjas just happy to read us; and We Know you Do. Yes, yes —indeed, we know that you do.

Imitation is the Sincerest form of insecurity, or flattery, or something like D.A.T., Kim (chi-cago) wanna bee.