In Person, Live on Spanish streaming… only on Televisa Univision (fusion). — Happening right now, it’s last month to They… musical guest: 🎷Blackhawk Down and the Miles Davis Belles🎺
AMLO (current Mexican tlatoani/pastor supremo de Chapultepec)… vía 7/24.
But FO’ist… The Last Word to THEY is that in Minnesota a sector of that population can now STOP waiting and, exhale. In Paris, France, is already Tomorrow and in Hilo, Hawaii, the 4 O’Clock remains high on the 20th day… Yeah buddy.
Over at Studio 8 of the MSNBC building the Lorne is revisiting an alternate universe of the man of the hour:
Emmanuel Macron (when he turned 18 years of age)
(and please, don’t shoot the messenger)
Little Manu wanted to go All-Black
if you can believe that!
AFTER THE BREAK…
« It’s a FesteBUS Miracle », starring Ricky Martin.
[and Colin Jost: them Keconomy’s are made from Fudge… and i can’t make out the gerunds in the ingredients (season-ing) but i can assure you, that however they bake it, that SHIT from the Ariane 6 crew in Guyana is tight! And it is better than any Kool-Aid™️ offered by the evanGELical purity Faith-healing cult, like the one offered by your distant relative, preacher Jones, (born in Indiana, died in Guyana) Melle. Jones].
And starring as “Don Juan Diego”: Cornucopia Boy. 📐🎶 Desde el cielo una Hermosa Mañana… La Guadalupana, La Guada-loup-ana, La Guadalupana se me apareció! 🗣 I told you it was going to be a Festevus Miracle, didn’t i? Note to programmers, the snapshot ⬆️ was captured by yours truly, Armando Segovia, AUSSI be advised that the map to Cabo Wavo is KNOT to Scale, but you fuckers at the AXI(o)S get the IDEA of how to get your kicks on La Vereda Tropical, AKA “The Vineyards of Father Kino” on the Pacific coastline and the Sea of Cortés. La Vereda Tropical to Baja, head South from Highway 66 in Santa Monica, California, when you SEE with your OWN EYES the offices of Televisa’s “LatiUS” division of Pantelion Films.
So, Leslie Jones, check it out Black Beauty*, for the record, the new French Space Agency à Châtelet, just in front of Brown Indiana (it’s trou! Don’t shoot the translator) is, WE ALL NEED MORE SPACE, or something like that, but in French, and lo and behold, “Los Weekends de Los FIG-avaros” moves in on Le Monde du Le 6eme “like a bitch”, to quote the owner of the Miss Universe brand, on this the 100th anniversary of Miss France, which begs the motherfucking question, Marianne, why is the pageant not named Mademoiselle à la française… or, Something in the way (she moves) like that.
Ohhhhh—the humanity! The fucking Figaro is moving in on El Mundo de Le Monde territory .:. 71B60517-28E5-4EC3-8E41-1ABDA77741C3
* page 174 “Chevaux dans la litérature” au galop de «1000 infos Les Chevaux » by Marion Curry; adaptation française courtesy of Claire Lefebvre en GRÜND—knot GROHL.
Anyhow, Les–Lie (together) Jones and, don’t you go Venn DiaGRAMin’ my blog with no Six Degrees of Find the Bacon because that would be like playing checkers on speed, and it would still be light years away from Ketchin’ up with the hypercube at La Défense, and here is why, Lindsey Reiser:
Check your calendars, Marie, today’s Saint for a They bears the name in all of the planning districts with a Urban development department; knot ministry, eh… BC81895A-133D-4008-9BED-75717708027A .:. Tomorrow’s Santo (20 December) is Saint Théo(ry), so practice what you preach, shall be the Whole of the law.
The way you look, tonight really, really, —really— bring(s) out the Colors.
Any güey, morena, if you need too see with your own lying memories the reasons why this blog cannot be drawn in the Venn Diagrams universe, it is on account of an already explained theory delightfully narrated, explained and then, demonstrated by this guy at Cornell who was ironically shaded by:
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I am not homeless, i am home (space) minus and Tatiana Clouthier, Carlos wants to know if you see “Calzonzín Inspector” for the Very French in this tribute ⬇️ to mis NEGROS of Mexico 68, eh?
Let’s spend the night together, and nevermind “Los Super Machos” en Francés. 🛰 Lest you forget, this is a blog about Mexico, Tía Tati, as viewed from the barrios of your sister’s roaming grounds… I Did Warn You about El Santo contra Las Lobas on another post, and on January 1st, i told you about The Howling Man on the Twilight Zone. — It matters because page ii of Le Parisien’s Île-de-France & Oise (75) Nº 23733: Le Loup s’Installera-t-il aux PORTES de Paris? … [S]urvey says: bien Sur.
In synthesis, i may not be able to explain the patent detailing the optics of a 4th dimension, but i can sure as shit be on time or ahead of schedule to the different doorways to tomorrow’s headlines… or some of Lorde Lorne Michael’s SNL skits, (the one’s worth mentioning) por ejemplo, why not knot Le Parisien into the ingredients for our Louisiana (in a parallel universe) version of a home(–) recipe for a spicy gumbo… ISSYIcarus youse gonna need shrooms or peyote to ride on this magic bus.
BREAKING THE NEWS TO Hanna-la-Barbera
For the record Michael Che, stop fucking Bette Milder, she’s non other than Sammy Hagar in this dimension, AUSSI, December the 4th is Santa Barbara, or “Barbe” Saint for A They if swing to the rythmé of Avignon’s pontifical Villa.
“I’ve Seen That Movie, Too”, Reginald… and Elton John gives a snappy comeback with a:
“That’s Sir, —Reginald.”
And Ohhhh, My Sweet Baby Jésus!!! HOLY FUCK, period, there is a new regulating body in the Wacky Rigged Races and its name is MoDerNa. 🙈 Do you know what this means, Alicia Menendez? Of course you do, fucking Brits just raised the odds at Matt Bradley’s house in London Town. It’s like mixing Formula 1 racing with NASCAR in one motherfucking toll-road system.
You know something Sen. Edwards, Donna (one–each)…
No es lo mismo, pero si es igual, and here’s why .:. EF59534F-9F40-4884-AF04-6EC4D14D1714 🗺
The more that Hans Nichols doesn’t have to look respectable for Phill Griffin, —D.A.T. motherfucker… the more Eye is convinced that Hans is the illegitimate bastard of The CarVile. Just listen to him talk about “the economy, stupid”, Nichols is definitely a CarVile… the phrenology is all D.A.R.E.
🎶 Here comes a Bikini (Atoll) whale! .:. CC08B769-C1A7-4F0B-A686-8C041CDE437B 🛰 Later on the MorJo Show, Jon Meacham bounces a check at Studio 57, and Willie Geist bounces Cousin Joe at the He-Bee Jeeves.
Oh, sweet Agent Modem over my Ancestral SCSI Standard… Lou Dobbs followed by a Kanye segment, now D.A.T.’s Entertainment!
BREAKING THE NEWS
The Lencho O’Donnell Show .:. B5D374C3-CD19-4518-BCA9-AF15B58D6DBB 🌀
The Rachel Maddow Show now comes with a Warning:
The names of the hosts on the other side of The Brady-style frame on the picture might be changed to protect the gremlin’s thoughts on Rachel’s mind.
Well, you’ve heard of Rock Lobster… it’s Knot one of Those .:. FB1DEFA0-9AA4-4916-9FD1-121C88CA984F 🛸 Filmed on K O D A K chrome, off–course with PanameVision.
“Is it possible?”… « Could, IT!, BEE? », find out after Moth Boy gets his Vice-on… In México:
To catch up with his neglect of the COVID–19 pandemic during the first trimester of the year of our Lorde 2020, the president of México, “Juanito Trump”, solved the problem that it is keeping the Purple Pundit (in Yellow) up at night and, in a genius (live–evil genius) guey, “Juanito Trump” delegated the back–to–schoolsyllabus to the programming Tzars that he, as a populist presidential candidate, singled–out as being the ROOT-Command of all the problems of Uncle Sam’s backyard: TELEVISION… yeah, buddy.
¿Me van a decir que no les advertíde que estas son las noticias de México, vistas por un transnacional californianoproducto De La S.E.P.? .:. 576E0374-5DD1-45C7-AD71-C1D7F2770C45 *as heard on The Rachel Maddow Show Crayon Edition… [O]n the menu for Lunch Recess: SANDWICH A LA CHICHONA.
In related scholastic matters, the good thing about this most non-consequential blog, is that don Ándres Manuel López Obrador (W.H.O… oh, by–the–way, moonlights as “Juanito Trump” to the delight of oligarchs in the most corrupt place on Earth, next to Beirut in Lebanon, of course) does not read u.s., and John Mill Ackerman is WAY too Chicken Shit to “Say Anything!” ✈️🚂🛸📻.
Hey, Purple Pundit, please relay to Garrett Haike that he should quote Matilda’s Favorite son, in other words, they [the Executive Branch] knew exactly waswhat has been happening, in other words, the cold shrug from the Senate to the working American class, or “pee–ons”, in Trickle Talk, is a classic PANTALION FILMS answer to, “didn’t they see the food lines, in Texas?”.
The answer, off–course to that conundrum is:
Por eso “las patatas bravas” son buenas, but an Earl at tea time is sublime, dice Karime Macías de Duarte.
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Coming Up in on Ancient Finances:
The Calamari records with abducted reporter and Ancient Aliens host David H. Childress doppelgänger, Tim O’Brian, W.H.O. goes ahead and decodes the German (off–courseit is) codex.
Over at the bossa nova channel, El Black WaPo, Eugene Robinson, is taking a break from the Brazilian sounds and he’s doing a Tango at “The Needles” after the Mexican Elvis set.
To understand The Chronicle of Law and Justice in The Lone Star State, one must go back to King Arthur’s court. .:. AE1FEA26-851B-435B-BF33-8FE70F0AB1E4 ⚖️ The Chastity Belt requirement, said Gov. Abbott, “Stays in place”… hanky panky is reserved for the Judges Chambers. —_•!•_— Of interest, in case the FAIR USE OF ALL MEDIA for photojournalism credits at any Educational store gets challenged in court, the DEFENSE submits the proximity of the Feminine Hygiene products on the Chron . com scoop “stock photo” to the trash can to the right of the “Deadhead” employee.
It’s Twue! .:. 0F094346-E06C-47CC-AB69-46739F11BD89 🦠 The COVID-19 pandemic is about to pass self-inflicted accidents and become the #3 killer this year in the u.s., next to Heartbreak and Cancer. —_•!•_— Gracing the mapa mundi, Frida Kahlo makes a cameo appearance as Stephanie’s entrelazado de estahmbre and as all the non-readers of this most non-consequential plot noticed, the unibrow at Bustos height gave the Mexican diva away.
If you ever wanted to know how the audio buttons and chat option of internal communications during a House committee meeting function, or work, just tune in to La Pundita Live, on Weekend Edition, —off-course.
Meanwhile en el país de Ana Anabitarte .:. DAF5EB85-7FEE-47C0-ACC3-6B1E143F2975 🧶 Extra!!! Extra!!! Andy García is in talks with PANTELION Films in Santa Monica, California, to audition for the role of former Mexican president Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa, of South Park fame.
… 40 minutes later, Dr. Fauci finally gets to enumerate the 4 points that delineate the properties of propaganda (good propaganda) about the fundamentals of the fucking virus in question.
Know, EvryBody knows… D.A.T. the hot word in the headline of today’s post, Hijacked, can only mean one thing, SIRENE/SIRET:
🎶 Oh happy theys .:. 740FAC05-55CC-439D-9696-73BCDA2698DE ⚖️ Context from the SOURCE on that day of Florence’s and Israel’s re-transmission of a staged capture, follows; just for you, Monsieur le président de La Court à Paris.
Indeed, Pundita, In•Deed. The hot word of the They can only mean one thing, and D.A.T. is; that if Florence Cassez can walk free and happy (why knot‽) so should the other half of that Zodiaco duo, Israel. Independientemente de los cargos que Televisa (Bernardo Gómez) les imputó… a los dos! y no na’más al mexicano que por ser mexicano, encarcelado SIN SER SENTENCIADO, —se queda.
Still to come after the Jazz intermezzo on Sunset Blvd: The Club.
FreeLance .::. 79642D48-EBF7-4A81-891E-6EA1D2A2DFE2 🌻 En Jiménez, Chihuahua, el profesor Víctor M. Quintana Silveyra lo llama “atando cabos”, y en Torreón, Coahuila, son una red.
Ancient Aliens — Executive abductions .:. ADDFAFBE-68B3-40F5-8DF2-3D59BBD30706 👽 In ConTexto, the world will note that whenever Donald John Trump is challenged with an explanation to his outrageous remarks, such as his admiration of a white lab coat–wearing individual (apparently a medical professional) who muses about alien DNA, demon sperm, and of course proselytizes about the benefits of taking hydroxychloroquine to cure the Coronavirus, that Donald John Trump runs away (like a coward) by abruptly ending the daily rally from the Brady Press Briefing Room at the White House… because that is what “War Presidents” are supposed to do.
Anyhow, Black Spy, we here at staff are climbing up Babel’s Tower trying to put context into a cunt, it is not an easy adventure, Eye can attest to D.A.T.! In any case and/or scenario, Mr. Nance, so we are doing 1993 all over again along the Rhine, eh‽ Clearing up them old Nazi barracks and sending that Yankee Dollar back to the U.S., back to the U.S., back to the U.S.S.R.
The Army goes rollin’ again .:. 2C6B4762-2814-4A57-BFA2-69E49713BC01 🤦♂️
March 1993, Sullivan Barracks Germany (where General George S. Patton began to die in December 1945). As a non–commissioned officer in The U.S. Army (a buck sergeant really) i personally saw (with my own lying eyes) how small business entrepreneurs from a recently open-market economy (Russia) took advantage of our unit deactivation and the “detail” of U.S. soldiers provided to these Russian entrepreneurs to disassemble and load the now “surplus” unit furniture into their Russian plated trucks. Six months later the Air Force would move into those same barracks, all of the surplus that went to Eastern Europe would be refurbished for the new “tenants”… Question, who’s gonna get all that surplus this time around, and who will be moving into Sullivan Barracks and into Heidelberg (where General Patton ultimately died)? The UKRAINIANS‽
But nevermind them Russians working for a de iure* president for life, because when the mail gets backed up on purpose by the non–union workers of the United States Postal Service or by the temp workers in that institution then you know how it feels to get fucked from INSIDE the HOUSE, Chris Hayes.
And because we’ve been tracking a registered letter to a state building in Texas, mailed by–the–guey on the 4th of July, we [the staff] can attest that as of yesterday [according to the tracking system at La Poste] that particular registered correspondence just made, IT!, to New York City… so yeah, the report suggests that the constipation agent is self-administered, but we know nothing about them Chinese seeds to “Suburbia”.
Oh, how Eye wishes that he could write with all of the humanity of a Jakob Hirsch Soboroff (he’s seen some pretty fucked-up things in El Paso, Texas, you know), but sadly if somebody, —anybody— decides to actually GET IN GOOD TROUBLE in Texas, that somebody better be ready to lick el fundillo of the powers that be, like it became the case with me, Armando Segovia, when a story about a SUBURBAN section of Ciudad Juárez (Chihuahua, Mexico) intersected with the political allies of Bernardo Gómez at The Unesco Headquarters during the first TRImester of 2016.
Programa de archivo .:. 9781C169-C9AC-4CE6-B801-A879E767E5D7 ⚖️ De Facto: when something is a fact, pero no se ajusta a una norma práctica. De Iure: When Something tiene un Respaldo jurídico… like say from the U.N.. —_•¡•_— Take the Island of Chipre for example, en práctica (o sea, de facto) el reconocimiento político (de iure) sobre la soberanía de la nación en donde a la Afrodita se le ocurrió brotar del mar, se lo pasa por los huevos el imperio de Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, en Estambul.
“Two Minutes, Turkish!” pause: US Ambassador Satterfield today visits Hagia Sophia after its reconversion to a mosque…
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Of course, Siren you better than any Nereid know that while George Brassens might have succeeded in abolishing the death penalty in France, the de facto* Ruhle of the Land states that the only crime punishable by death in the ByLas of “the law” es la calumnia.
“I will follow the law!”
The Hon. William P. Barr, responding to the Judicial Committee.
And so, by the power vested in Mí by Professor Pineda at The University of Texas at El Chuco, and the bullet-proof vest provided by the Sam Donaldson Communication Headquarters at the Cotton Building in D.A.T. D.A.R.E Old College on Mine[s]…
Musical guest: DA3ACFAD-646C-45C6-BB2C-20A853B0A6C8 🎙 Digital Underground and The Frisco Kid
🎶 The Humpty Dance is your chance —To Do The HUMP!
LIVE from the Oklahoma Governor’s Mansion, but FOist! Dear, Edward LUCE, don’t be a bitch, don’t pussyfoot around the issue, Sir: fuck the Gâteau, Let Them Eat Frijoles!!!
From the Archives: It’s what some, at the Latin-American Higher Learning Institute (IHEAL for it’s French initiates) at Saint Germain-des-Prés (75007) might call, a “flashback” .:. 2B23CDD5-8979-453C-A4C2-F1FC100E0E09 🌬 https://asegovia3.com/2014/10/11/11-de-octubre/
… [A]nd dearest, Mika: don’t run throught D.A.T., but rather, Run With D.A.T..
And Zeppelin goes here .::. 9B7AD594-41B5-45AC-BA03-8A859A6791F3 🎂 The Layers CAKE effect.
Here’s your snapshot, Willie Geist… enjoy!
Them POLES are talking
Deer, AP LeMire, glad you’ve got your LeAudio back, listen up dick weed, please forward the following warning to Monsieur Le Président du Tribunal Administrative à Paris:
Televisa Presenta .:. 59F3B803-CFEE-447F-A097-0DAB1D1A7931 💨 a Pantelion Films production from Santa Monica, California. — Music arreglos by: Ry Cooder.
NOW that you grammar nazis figured out D.A.T. the U.S. President’s son–in–law is running the 2020 Republican Presidential Campaign, please let The Nation on the other side of The Atlantic know that “la mano de BERNARDO GÓMEZ” is not far sous les jupes de Ivanka Trump… and nevermind D.A.T. image on your LeBrain because John Donald The First said D.A.T. it WAS FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!! Yeah, buddy.
After the break, it’s Dangling Participles at The Rachel Maddow Show.
Deer, Cousin Joe: Eye really hopes that your sniffles are rescinding by now and, that you are not one of the Blind Alabama Choir Boys who sent bit coins to the Russians; but, if you are –indeed– one of them kind-hearted sucker souls don’t you forget Cousin Joe, that öüï are still awaiting D.A.T. iPhone 11… —motherfucker.
« It is knot dyeing — It is Knot Dyeing ” .:. It’s just “the Color of Change,” Bay-bee.
It’s “Two of U.S.” in Central NATO Times
and in Washington
son las Ocho del Mañana
on Do, IT! Again, —Jack.
🎶 Sweet Masked ALABAMA
Where the COVIDs are Real
Sweet Masked Alabama
Lord The Hindenburg goes HERE.
Smile 🙂 Key word here is A DIET en Inglés y, DIETA en Espagnol… and this Cousin Joseph is our Pilates episode of: Adventures in Anagrams, which the staff titled “Contrology”. Episode One focuses on Fiscal Transformation… ISSY, I’DEAT D.A.T., indeed, S.I.R.E.N.E., in–deed.
In Local news, según El Mundo de Le Monde, mientras los EEUU se desgarran las prendas para retirar la SUBVENCIÓN de equipo y herramientas de GUERRA a departamentos de policía en los Estados Unidos de América, La France is looking into the SUPER RICH (portfolios) to strengthen the social fabric of Marianne.
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In Case you missed, IT! .::. 7485C04D-91D2-4C56-A061-97A34EA9604A 🗓 yy-ddd* = 20163 ⏳, and you can thank Donald John Trump for the shift in calendars, for the record, IT!, happened when POTUS 45 order the 82nd Airborne from The School of The Americas (Ft. Benning, GA) to cross the Potomac… or something like D.A.T. —_•!•_— As for the “Arts & Entertainment” chain of events that lead The Nation to have a moment of reckoning with it’sits violent past, the vast archives of Reality TV in the vaults of FOX and A&E, will now become prospective evidence on how to KNOT play “policias y ladrones” on national SYNDICATED entertainment Chains… back to you Alice.
Le journalisme est une science humaine, c’est pourquoi nous apprenons à reconnaître nos erreurs
… dédié au personnel de l’ambassade du Mexique en France, et aux bonnes personnes du groupe des 6ème et 7èmes dêpot à la préfecture de Cité (bureau).
Of course, Susana Puveda, tienes que tomar ese calendario ROMANO con un granito de SAL, or as Julius César told Vercingetorix: CAVEAT EMPTOR, « if you break it, You Buy IT! ».
9 minutes (years) of pleasure .::. FD142E18-F6E7-4B05-942E-0D76E1DE1FF8 🇦🇺 Moi, Aussi! “Eye Come From A Land Down Under, the Rio Grande 🇲🇽/🇺🇸.” Yee–oh soy Mantequilla! _ζ*-~-~-~-~ξ
Bee a “Tiger” cunt… Narcos Mexico, season 2; episode 3 ( The “art” collector).
La Enciclopedia de Meacham .:. 33A2E3C4-4779-4198-850A-69E6199280FF 🐅 InDeed, doña Lencha, Lenchitade las flores del día deSan Valentín (Elizalde), no se pierda usted, ¡SEÑORA!!! la oportunidad de columpiarse de la racha de “capturas” de funcionarios corruptos del primero y segundo de los dos gobiernos “mediatizados” por la Fundación Televisa, los mismos, Mme., Cassez, que “exprimieron” como JUMEX, ese controvertido Año de Calderón en Sarkozy; y por supuesto, aquél lamentable Año de Enrique en François. Aproveche los para-lelos de Diego Luna en Netflix para “balconear” al coleccionista de “arte” más influyente de México (y de Santa Monica, CA)… or did you really think that Carlos Loret de Mola had the influence to ignore her field-producer’s CALL–for–FIRE, when she was sent to re-enact your ex–lover’s capture? C’mon Bitch! Be a Tiger , scratch D.A.T…. BEE a TigrESA, —not a pussy.
In context, my name is Armando Segovia, and Eye approves this message.
Coming up on the Morning Mika Show:
Just the facts, Mme. .:. B544F354-6D12-4925-B34D-E983188E8833 🎬 You say Lutece, Beaner says Lettuce… this message is brought to you by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, bunch of beaners, now sending their SOCKS to EL EY… and we thank you for it.