Caminito de la escuela — ¡Se fue la luz!

Se fue la luz, and other assorted excuses on why you didn’t do your homework.

n° 1: My mom was watching the Kate del Castillo Telemundo telenovela.

N° 2: Uniformed men killed daddy.

“Sanity, sanity”

“Sanity, sanity”

https ://www .eluniversal .com.mx /nacion /estavivomatalomilitaresordenanasesinarcivil

N° 3: Uniformed men kidnapped daddy.

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You know something Sen. Edwards, Donna (one–each)…

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No es lo mismo

No es lo mismo, pero si es igual, and here’s why .:. EF59534F-9F40-4884-AF04-6EC4D14D1714 🗺

The more that Hans Nichols doesn’t have to look respectable for Phill Griffin, —D.A.T. motherfucker… the more Eye is convinced that Hans is the illegitimate bastard of The CarVile. Just listen to him talk about “the economy, stupid”, Nichols is definitely a CarVile…  the phrenology is all D.A.R.E.

Hey, Negrita! Welcome to my World

🎶 Here comes a bikini (atoll) whale!

🎶 Here comes a Bikini (Atoll) whale! .:. CC08B769-C1A7-4F0B-A686-8C041CDE437B 🛰 Later on the MorJo Show, Jon Meacham bounces a check at Studio 57, and Willie Geist bounces Cousin Joe at the He-Bee Jeeves.

Oh, sweet Agent Modem over my Ancestral SCSI Standard… Lou Dobbs followed by a Kanye segment, now D.A.T.’s Entertainment!

BREAKING THE NEWS

The Lencho O'Donnell

The Lencho O’Donnell Show .:. B5D374C3-CD19-4518-BCA9-AF15B58D6DBB 🌀

The Rachel Maddow Show now comes with a Warning:

The names of the hosts on the other side of The Brady-style frame on the picture might be changed to protect the gremlin’s thoughts on Rachel’s mind.

You've heard of Rock Lobster

Well, you’ve heard of Rock Lobster… it’s Knot one of Those .:. FB1DEFA0-9AA4-4916-9FD1-121C88CA984F 🛸 Filmed on K O D A K chrome, off–course with PanameVision.

“Is it possible?”… « Could, IT!, BEE? », find out after Moth Boy gets his Vice-on… In México:

In Context:
Drawing Corruption
“In Crayons*”

To catch up with his neglect of the COVID–19 pandemic during the first trimester of the year of our Lorde 2020, the president of México, “Juanito Trump”, solved the problem that it is keeping the Purple Pundit (in Yellow) up at night and, in a genius (live–evil genius) guey, “Juanito Trump” delegated the backtoschool syllabus to the programming Tzars that he, as a populist presidential candidate, singled–out as being the ROOT-Command of all the problems of Uncle Sam’s backyard: TELEVISION… yeah, buddy.

https ://www .pri .org /stories /2020-08-05 /negligence-blamed-huge-beirut-chemical-blast

... productos de la SEP

¿Me van a decir que no les advertí de que estas son las noticias de México, vistas por un transnacional californiano producto De La S.E.P.? .:. 576E0374-5DD1-45C7-AD71-C1D7F2770C45 *as heard on The Rachel Maddow Show Crayon Edition… [O]n the menu for Lunch Recess: SANDWICH A LA CHICHONA.

In related scholastic matters, the good thing about this most non-consequential blog, is that don Ándres Manuel López Obrador (W.H.O… oh, by–the–way, moonlights as “Juanito Trump” to the delight of oligarchs in the most corrupt place on Earth, next to Beirut in Lebanon, of course) does not read u.s., and John Mill Ackerman is WAY too Chicken Shit to “Say Anything!” ✈️🚂🛸📻.

Deer, Nicolle Wallace… the name of the Telenovela is

Hey, Purple Pundit, please relay to Garrett Haike that he should quote Matilda’s Favorite son, in other words, they [the Executive Branch] knew exactly was what has been happening, in other words, the cold shrug from the Senate to the working American class, or “pee–ons”, in Trickle Talk, is a classic PANTALION FILMS answer to, “didn’t they see the food lines, in Texas?”.

The answer, off–course to that conundrum is:

Por eso “las patatas bravas” son buenas

Por eso “las patatas bravas” son buenas, but an Earl at tea time is sublime, dice Karime Macías de Duarte.

Yo no soy la señora de la casa

Yo no soy la señora de casa
Weekdays at 4 o’Clock EST
only on Telemundo.

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Coming Up in on Ancient Finances:
The Calamari records with abducted reporter and Ancient Aliens host David H. Childress doppelgänger, Tim O’Brian, W.H.O. goes ahead and decodes the German (offcourse it is) codex.

Over at the bossa nova channel, El Black WaPo, Eugene Robinson, is taking a break from the Brazilian sounds and he’s doing a Tango at “The Needles” after the Mexican Elvis set.

To understand The Chron

To understand The Chronicle of Law and Justice in The Lone Star State, one must go back to King Arthur’s court. .:. AE1FEA26-851B-435B-BF33-8FE70F0AB1E4 ⚖️ The Chastity Belt requirement, said Gov. Abbott, “Stays in place”… hanky panky is reserved for the Judges Chambers. —_•!•_— Of interest, in case the FAIR USE OF ALL MEDIA for photojournalism credits at any Educational store gets challenged in court, the DEFENSE submits the proximity of the Feminine Hygiene products on the Chron . com scoop “stock photo” to the trash can to the right of the “Deadhead” employee.

… jump to page 4.

And in Washington… Stephanie Ruhle hijacked CSPAN

Capitol Records Hill.

It's Twue!

It’s Twue! .:. 0F094346-E06C-47CC-AB69-46739F11BD89 🦠 The COVID-19 pandemic is about to pass self-inflicted accidents and become the #3 killer this year in the u.s., next to Heartbreak and Cancer. —_•!•_— Gracing the mapa mundi, Frida Kahlo makes a cameo appearance as Stephanie’s entrelazado de estahmbre and as all the non-readers of this most non-consequential plot noticed, the unibrow at Bustos height gave the Mexican diva away.

If you ever wanted to know how the audio buttons and chat option of internal communications during a House committee meeting function, or work, just tune in to La Pundita Live, on Weekend Edition, —off-course.

Meanwhile en el país de Ana Anabitarte

Meanwhile en el país de Ana Anabitarte .:. DAF5EB85-7FEE-47C0-ACC3-6B1E143F2975 🧶 Extra!!! Extra!!! Andy García is in talks with PANTELION Films in Santa Monica, California, to audition for the role of former Mexican president Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa, of South Park fame.

… 40 minutes later, Dr. Fauci finally gets to enumerate the 4 points that delineate the properties of propaganda (good propaganda) about the fundamentals of the fucking virus in question.

Know, EvryBody knows… D.A.T. the hot word in the headline of today’s post, Hijacked, can only mean one thing, SIRENE/SIRET:

Oh happy theys

🎶 Oh happy theys .:. 740FAC05-55CC-439D-9696-73BCDA2698DE ⚖️ Context from the SOURCE on that day of Florence’s and Israel’s re-transmission of a staged capture, follows; just for you, Monsieur le président de La Court à Paris.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/07/31 /va-la-fiscalia-de-ny-por-dos-ex-allegados-de-garcia-luna -1653 .html

Indeed, Pundita, In•Deed. The hot word of the They can only mean one thing, and D.A.T. is; that if Florence Cassez can walk free and happy (why knot‽) so should the other half of that Zodiaco duo, Israel. Independientemente de los cargos que Televisa (Bernardo Gómez) les imputó… a los dos! y no na’más al mexicano que por ser mexicano, encarcelado SIN SER SENTENCIADO, —se queda.

Still to come after the Jazz intermezzo on Sunset Blvd: The Club.

FreeLance

FreeLance .::. 79642D48-EBF7-4A81-891E-6EA1D2A2DFE2 🌻 En Jiménez, Chihuahua, el profesor Víctor M. Quintana Silveyra lo llama “atando cabos”, y en Torreón, Coahuila, son una red.

Over at the Ari Melver Show… it’s the asparagus, stupid!

And Dr. Fauci went:
That’s not how the principle of wearing a mask in COVID–19 times works, now stop casting aspersions on the prevention.

https ://www .salon .com /2020/07/29 /trump-loving-texas-rep-louie-gohmert-blames-wearing-a-face-mask-for-his-positive-covid-19-test/

Ancient Aliens — Executive abductions

Ancient Aliens — Executive abductions .:. ADDFAFBE-68B3-40F5-8DF2-3D59BBD30706 👽 In ConTexto, the world will note that whenever Donald John Trump is challenged with an explanation to his outrageous remarks, such as his admiration of a white lab coat–wearing individual (apparently a medical professional) who muses about alien DNA, demon sperm, and of course proselytizes about the benefits of taking hydroxychloroquine to cure the Coronavirus, that Donald John Trump runs away (like a coward) by abruptly ending the daily rally from the Brady Press Briefing Room at the White House… because that is what “War Presidents” are supposed to do.

https ://www .nzherald .co .nz /world /news /article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12351864

Anyhow, Black Spy, we here at staff are climbing up Babel’s Tower trying to put context into a cunt, it is not an easy adventure, Eye can attest to D.A.T.! In any case and/or scenario, Mr. Nance, so we are doing 1993 all over again along the Rhine, eh‽ Clearing up them old Nazi barracks and sending that Yankee Dollar back to the U.S., back to the U.S., back to the U.S.S.R.

Mini-Digresion

The Army goes rollin' again

The Army goes rollin’ again .:. 2C6B4762-2814-4A57-BFA2-69E49713BC01 🤦‍♂️

March 1993, Sullivan Barracks Germany (where General George S. Patton began to die in December 1945). As a non–commissioned officer in The U.S. Army (a buck sergeant really) i personally saw (with my own lying eyes) how small business entrepreneurs from a recently open-market economy (Russia) took advantage of our unit deactivation and the “detail” of U.S. soldiers provided to these Russian entrepreneurs to disassemble and load the now “surplus” unit furniture into their Russian plated trucks. Six months later the Air Force would move into those same barracks, all of the surplus that went to Eastern Europe would be refurbished for the new “tenants”… Question, who’s gonna get all that surplus this time around, and who will be moving into Sullivan Barracks and into Heidelberg (where General Patton ultimately died)? The UKRAINIANS

But nevermind them Russians working for a de iure* president for life, because when the mail gets backed up on purpose by the non–union workers of the United States Postal Service or by the temp workers in that institution then you know how it feels to get fucked from INSIDE the HOUSE, Chris Hayes.

In Hilo Hawaii

And because we’ve been tracking a registered letter to a state building in Texas, mailed by–the–guey on the 4th of July, we [the staff] can attest that as of yesterday [according to the tracking system at La Poste] that particular registered correspondence just made, IT!, to New York City… so yeah, the report suggests that the constipation agent is self-administered, but we know nothing about them Chinese seeds toSuburbia”.

Oh, how Eye wishes that he could write with all of the humanity of a Jakob Hirsch Soboroff (he’s seen some pretty fucked-up things in El Paso, Texas, you know), but sadly if somebody, —anybody— decides to actually GET IN GOOD TROUBLE in Texas, that somebody better be ready to lick el fundillo of the powers that be, like it became the case with me, Armando Segovia, when a story about a SUBURBAN section of Ciudad Juárez (Chihuahua, Mexico) intersected with the political allies of Bernardo Gómez at The Unesco Headquarters during the first TRImester of 2016.

Programa de archivo

Programa de archivo .:. 9781C169-C9AC-4CE6-B801-A879E767E5D7 ⚖️
De Facto: when something is a fact, pero no se ajusta a una norma práctica.
De Iure: When Something tiene un Respaldo jurídico… like say from the U.N..
—_•¡•_— Take the Island of Chipre for example, en práctica (o sea, de facto) el reconocimiento político (de iure) sobre la soberanía de la nación en donde a la Afrodita se le ocurrió brotar del mar, se lo pasa por los huevos el imperio de Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, en Estambul.

“Two Minutes, Turkish!” pause:
US Ambassador Satterfield today visits Hagia Sophia after its reconversion to a mosque
https ://mobile .twitter .com/ragipsoylu/status/1288463896471310336

Of course, Siren you better than any Nereid know that while George Brassens might have succeeded in abolishing the death penalty in France, the de facto* Ruhle of the Land states that the only crime punishable by death in the ByLas of “the law” es la calumnia.

I will follow the law!”

The Hon. William P. Barr, responding to the Judicial Committee.

And so, by the power vested in Mí by Professor Pineda at The University of Texas at El Chuco, and the bullet-proof vest provided by the Sam Donaldson Communication Headquarters at the Cotton Building in D.A.T. D.A.R.E Old College on Mine[s]…

Musical guest

Musical guest: DA3ACFAD-646C-45C6-BB2C-20A853B0A6C8 🎙 Digital Underground and The Frisco Kid

 

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🎶 The Humpty Dance is your chance —To Do The HUMP!

Great moments in: Eye was Shocked that would Happen!

LIVE from the Oklahoma Governor’s Mansion, but FOist! Dear, Edward LUCE, don’t be a bitch, don’t pussyfoot around the issue, Sir: fuck the Gâteau, Let Them Eat Frijoles!!!

Layer CAKE

From the Archives:
It’s what some, at the Latin-American Higher Learning Institute (IHEAL for it’s French initiates) at Saint Germain-des-Prés (75007) might call, a “flashback” .:. 2B23CDD5-8979-453C-A4C2-F1FC100E0E09 🌬 https://asegovia3.com/2014/10/11/11-de-octubre/

… [A]nd dearest, Mika: don’t run throught D.A.T., but rather, Run With D.A.T..

And Zeppelin goes here

And Zeppelin goes here .::. 9B7AD594-41B5-45AC-BA03-8A859A6791F3 🎂 The Layers CAKE effect.

Here’s your snapshot, Willie Geist… enjoy!

Them POLES are talking

Deer, AP LeMire, glad you’ve got your LeAudio back, listen up dick weed, please forward the following warning to Monsieur Le Président du Tribunal Administrative à Paris:

Televisa Presenta

Televisa Presenta .:. 59F3B803-CFEE-447F-A097-0DAB1D1A7931 💨 a Pantelion Films production from Santa Monica, California. — Music arreglos  by: Ry Cooder.

NOW that you grammar nazis figured out D.A.T. the U.S. President’s son–in–law is running the 2020 Republican Presidential Campaign, please let The Nation on the other side of The Atlantic know that “la mano de BERNARDO GÓMEZ” is not far sous les jupes de Ivanka Trump… and nevermind D.A.T. image on your LeBrain because John Donald The First said D.A.T. it WAS FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!! Yeah, buddy.

https  ://www .lapoliticaonline .com .mx /nota /124795 –exclusivo-los-acuerdos-de-bernardo-gomez-con-la-4t-que-detonaron-la-salida-de-loret-de-televisa/

After the break, it’s Dangling Participles at The Rachel Maddow Show.

Deer, Cousin Joe: Eye really hopes that your sniffles are rescinding by now and, that you are not one of the Blind Alabama Choir Boys who sent bit coins to the Russians; but, if you are –indeed– one of them kind-hearted sucker souls don’t you forget Cousin Joe, that öüï are still awaiting D.A.T. iPhone 11… —motherfucker.

« It is knot dying »

« It is knot dyeing — It is Knot Dyeing ” .:. It’s just “the Color of Change,” Bay-bee.

It’s “Two of U.S.” in Central NATO Times
and in Washington
son las Ocho del Mañana
on Do, IT! Again, —Jack.

🎶 Sweet Masked ALABAMA
Where the COVIDs are Real
Sweet Masked Alabama
Lord The Hindenburg goes HERE.

Another One Bites The D.U.S.T. with Juliannie Tatelbaum

🃏 Hey, I’m gonna get you Too!

Smile

Smile 🙂 Key word here is A DIET en Inglés y, DIETA en Espagnol… and this Cousin Joseph is our Pilates episode of: Adventures in Anagrams, which the staff titled “Contrology”. Episode One focuses on Fiscal Transformation… ISSY, I’D EAT D.A.T., indeed, S.I.R.E.N.E., in–deed.

In Local news, según El Mundo de Le Monde, mientras los EEUU se desgarran las prendas para retirar la SUBVENCIÓN de equipo y herramientas de GUERRA a departamentos de policía en los Estados Unidos de América, La France is looking into the SUPER RICH (portfolios) to strengthen the social fabric of Marianne.

publicidad no solicitada for
The Rachel Maddow Show:

As read on “the front page of the Internet,” a.k.a., reddit (point) com/r

In Case you missed, IT!

In Case you missed, IT! .::. 7485C04D-91D2-4C56-A061-97A34EA9604A 🗓 yy-ddd* = 20163 ⏳, and you can thank Donald John Trump for the shift in calendars, for the record, IT!, happened when POTUS 45 order the 82nd Airborne from The School of The Americas (Ft. Benning, GA) to cross the Potomac… or something like D.A.T. —_•!•_— As for the “Arts & Entertainment” chain of events that lead The Nation to have a moment of reckoning with it’s its violent past, the vast archives of Reality TV in the vaults of FOX and A&E, will now become prospective evidence on how to KNOT play “policias y ladrones” on national SYNDICATED entertainment Chains… back to you Alice.

Le journalisme est une science humaine, c’est pourquoi nous apprenons à reconnaître nos erreurs

… dédié au personnel de l’ambassade du Mexique en France, et aux bonnes personnes du groupe des 6ème et 7èmes dêpot à la préfecture de Cité (bureau).

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Of course, Susana Puveda, tienes que tomar ese calendario ROMANO con un granito de SAL, or as Julius César told Vercingetorix: CAVEAT EMPTOR, « if you break it, You Buy IT! ».

9 minutes (years) of pleasure

9 minutes (years) of pleasure .::. FD142E18-F6E7-4B05-942E-0D76E1DE1FF8 🇦🇺 Moi, Aussi! “Eye Come From A Land Down Under, the Rio Grande 🇲🇽/🇺🇸.” Yee–oh soy Mantequilla! _ζ*-~-~-~-~ξ

Deer, Florence Cassez, don’t be a pussy cunt

Bee a “Tiger” cunt… Narcos Mexico, season 2; episode 3 ( The “art” collector).

La Enciclopedia de Meacham

La Enciclopedia de Meacham .:. 33A2E3C4-4779-4198-850A-69E6199280FF 🐅 InDeed, doña Lencha, Lenchita de las flores del día de San Valentín (Elizalde), no se pierda usted, ¡SEÑORA!!! la oportunidad de columpiarse de la racha de “capturas” de funcionarios corruptos del primero y segundo de los dos gobiernosmediatizadospor la Fundación Televisa, los mismos, Mme., Cassez, que “exprimieron” como JUMEX, ese controvertido Año de Calderón en Sarkozy; y por supuesto, aquél lamentable Año de Enrique en François. Aproveche los para-lelos de Diego Luna en Netflix para “balconear” al coleccionista de “arte” más influyente de México (y de Santa Monica, CA)… or did you really think that Carlos Loret de Mola had the influence to ignore her field-producer’s CALL–for–FIRE, when she was sent to re-enact your ex–lover’s capture? C’mon Bitch!  Be a Tiger , scratch D.A.T…. BEE a TigrESA, —not a pussy.

In context, my name is Armando Segovia, and Eye approves this message.

Coming up on the Morning Mika Show:

Just the fact, Mme.

Just the facts, Mme. .:. B544F354-6D12-4925-B34D-E983188E8833 🎬 You say Lutece, Beaner says Lettuce… this message is brought to you by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, bunch of beaners, now sending their SOCKS to EL EY… and we thank you for it.

KNOW YOUR VALUE, Florence.

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San Valentín ya no tiene enemigos, and if you know the folklore you know what this means:

Hey there, JoWyNa… VOIES et Delais, or something like D.A.T.

14 de septiembre, 2019

Wild Horses

Wild Horses

Nueve de la mañana:

For the record...

For the recordFUCK MR. Dickey at “The Daily BEAST”… atentaMENTE: an American in París, —a reprise— now thru San Silvestre Day at the “FAKE VISA” Theater à Châtelet… Eye did tell y’all about that « lindo gatito », dijo PIOLÍN.

Acto n° 44

Articles 33 et suivants du decret n° 91 – 1266 du 19 décembre 1991… Happy MxMás, period

Movin' Along

Movin’ Along.

“The death of democracy, with Brian Williams and an Ivy Sciences Po leaguer from Nantucket, in Cousin Joe’s “neck of Mika Brzezinski’s WOULDS, period”.

An evening with Los Apsons

An evening with Los Apsons… and other assorted “love songs”, with Rick James.

… tell mí more, tell mí more.

d'eso no voy a'blar

d’eso no voy a’blar, san punto ISSY’acaVO. La Catafixia ; a slight return, what a difference a They makes… cualquier parecido CON Africa, Sra. Brzezinski, es pura Salma Hayek (Serendipia).

What if the Muller Reports uncovers the plot to name Bernardo Gómez ambassador –to– F.R.A.N.C.E.?

This is not an automated
“Vortex wisdom” dispenser… Öüï believe Mme. Aristegui is on to something.

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This is the building site for a new Catedral.

While that vessel is put together, for your entertainment, please catch-up on the News from the Outer Spaces of Lorne.

The Muller Report and The Super Moon Jazz Ensamble:66D5D2FA-B7BD-42C9-A75A-A58DB44F34CE —!— BLT timewarp with Bob Muller.

∑ of all TROUTS!!!

… and then of course, Sen. Klobuchat, Klobuchar Rachel es bien t.r.u.c.h.a., heck she’s like the Aristegui de los gringos; no word if Rachel is carriying Caviar.

Coming up on “Fish Stories” with Amy Klobuchat Klobuchar:AE81D1EF-97D5-4166-9E78-F599F1BB7C58  •!•  File photo of a a pair of basic truchas before le batobus jumped the shark.

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File photo via: https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/b43lli/the_fish_had_more_to_live_for_than_this/

And now, The Last Word.