And starring as Cantinflas — Johnny Depp

Transliteration in Cannes… it’s next to Juan, nigga!

Play Ball! ⚾

… y Cañas también!

But FO’ist I switch Mí over to Santos-Senoux-de las-Boobies, where sources close to FOX NEWS en Frejus relay that upon hearing that Chi Chi Rodríguez was holding a lecture at a small bibliothèque de Là France de Macri*, Steven Segal sent a pelotón de Vichy Fascists to interrupt the former protège of Snipes and Swayze.

El Sol Azteca se murio, don Mario, y resucite usted al tercer día, o algo así.

*~. That was Julie Newmar’s pet name to a young Emmanuel Macron, and that is all that Eye is going to say 💋!

En fin, It seems like only Yesterday, that Sophie y su CGT had warned the Film Festive Crowd that if the big bad King didn’t stop talking to his little finger thumb (Pulgarcito, pues) that Los Rieleros de Nantes would then, as a consequence, turn off the lights at Le Cinéma.

But you know what they (those motherfuckers) say , “If youse gonna hit al Gorrión de los Sparrows,” then you better know how to navigate the Siete Leguas on The Seven Seas.

Sneak peek.

Lo sentimos, pero su princesa está con otro chato, Chato.

✍️

Merci, Mario.

This is the exact moment when La Kerschovas dropped her Tati™ bags like she just don’t care and put a whoop-ass on them Mushroom-headed toad guards at the park 🏞️… hilarity ensues when Sodexo® confuses a judo 🥋 champ for Kanye West.

Knoting Knews in The Güest.

🪠

Synopsis: Florence Cassez scores a gig as an executive with Sodexo™

Note to Juanito Guanavacoa y los hijos del quinto Patio de Perón y Gilberto Bosques en Marseille… :

lo más culero* dice La Juventud venezolana de Guadalajara en Jalisco, es de que Cronos³, sí Saturnino, ese mero, el mismo de los anillos 👁️ confunde a La Peda en La Logía con La Gimnasia de La Magnesia.

*~. Look it up, Deer.

³~. ⌛ Pedagogically framed, my deer-panther, if Jo’dumb ass follows conspiracy Tories in the House of Lords, then you can begin to equate The Astros, but be-aware, for the Blue Jay Güey, takes you to Adan Jodorowski’s girlfriend garden in Veracruz, while The Long and Winding Rhodes will take you to Pershing Field à Vincennes y, pues ESO ya es otro rollo.

Bitch came from Planet Claire!

SUCK MY FULL MONTY…
pinches EnCuerados de Plata.

Cuando vuelva a tu lado — What a difference a day Makes (part 2)

… still to come:
Ayotzinapa para Espontaneos,
but first, we reach out to an
« Old Friend ».

Dear, Raphaël Moran at Radio Francia Internacional, while Ewe —as a chaperoned correspondent of Mexican political magazine “proceso”—were busy asking the next president of The Mexican United States if he, Andrés Manuel LÓPEZ OBRADOR “had any friends in France”, we [The STAFF] were busy asking Quetzal, Sergio, Berenice, and the rest of the founding members of Morena–Francia, except doña « voz de pito » Georgina Moreno, if they knew who the gentleman* next to a star-struck picture-taking bleached blonde** (inside the Latin American House, in the heart of Saint Germain–des–Pres) was…

* Lic. Juan Carlos Loera de la Rosa
**
(probably his wife).

Oye, Morena… Falta Una para Las Tres, eh!

full disclosure, Raphaël’ we [the staff] knew who that gentleman was and what his “day job” was, we just wanted to gauge the level of “CHAMAQUEADAS” that the good founding fellows from Morena–Francia were willing to rise to.

I, (o sea, bola de putos, YO, Armando Segovia, in the role of Catalonio Barcelonneto de Peralvillo, was only trolling the now distinguished “grillos” of the next political force in Mexican politics for the sake of pulling their pretty little faux “frog legs,” on account that we [the staff] know how in “their own” transparent way (Morena–Francia / Asociación Gilberto Bosques París) has always Closed Ranks, Sent False Flares, and acted like real Royal Peacocks when challenged with a fair open question.

TimeStamp: i paid the tab for my Sins…
on Central Siren Time.

… a fílerazos por el hueso de la Rectoría en la Ciudad más pacífica de ¡MÉXICO!!! — ¡YUPPiiiiiii!!!

Now, Ralphie, before we [the staff] continue we thought it fair and “Move It On Over” MGM Records (78 rpm) 1947 in the voice of Hank Williams and introduce you to “La Sombra de Letras (periodismo)” desde Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua. ¿Porqué? pues, porque chingados no ¿eh?.

http://mexicowebcast.com/uacj-de-lujo-y-hambre-por-rafael-navarro-barron-11-abril-18/

Lujo y Hambre en La UACJ

Frequency Hop
MAGIC TRANSISTOR, FOLLOWS…

TimeStamp: You’re NOT good ENOUGH
in a Motel Show… or something like that
in SIREN CENTRAL TIME

… now, Baby… Ewe Know — That WE [the staff] Have Da Funk, eh! Even, Vicky Have Da’ Funk. }–—-~~~\*>  The following, Ladies in Gemeni, is a Public Service Announcement: B.C.E. is short for Before Central Europe.

… TimeStamp: La Canicula de las 4H20 in Central Siren Time… si coje (Sol) beba.