To theys Angelus : DOPE 🚪

A Band In Parts and Barefooted Nuns presents

Gas, Mass, and Ass ; Mika Brzezinski stars as Pam “Coffy” Grier. SEE MIKA BRZEZINSKI sport an afro 🪮.

 

“Fuck The Ad Man,” to borrow a quote from The Enemy of Évry ALABAMA Song on a burning cross.

L’Iran déclare le détroit d’Ormuz ouvert à la navigation ; Trump affirme que le blocus américain est toujours en vigueur.

49 min. ago : North American stocks rally and oil tumbles 10% after Iran says Strait of Hormuz is open according to the associated press, via the CANADIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY.

For The Record : What is it Good For? Ring The Wall Street Bell, the “straight” is open (again).

 

https ://www .cnbc .com /2026/04/17 /iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire

https ://www .cbc .ca /markets-april-17-strait-of-hormuz

A non-traditional “mentada de madre” y aunque usted no lo crea³

³~. Zeppelin goes here :
https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /sheinbaum-presenta-asesores-para-aplicar-el-fracking-no-tradicional-sin-dañar-el-ecosistema de la embajada de México en London Town.

Musical Guest:

Mick and The Rolling 🛘 Roaches 🪳

¡Hostias con vos, gilipollas! — Ewe see what y’all make me do!

 

This is a song about los Amigos de Marcelo Ebrard en Francia, y tú mamá también.

Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena during an official event as Ambassador to the United Kingdom. Photo: Instagram @embamex_gbr

 

En fin volks, let Volkswagens be Beetles, right now Öüï is going to catch-up with Claudia Sheinbaum in Spain, not sure if the president’s is going to arrive through La Puerta de Alcalá or Carabanche !!! Nada, dice doña Claudia que’lla arribará por el Josep Tarradellas — El Prat 🛬… “pos’ ni’que fuera el papa!” pointed the Mexican presidenta, haciéndose Pendeja with the Powerpoint presentation about “the good” fracking.

Give Em# some Quarter and Ketch-up. Now if you are wondering why that good looking chap who coincidentally, looks a lot like a young MANUEL BARTLETT DÍAZ, is part of this B-grade Telenovela, well that’s on account of the friendship that a relative of CARLOS SALINAS de GORTARI and former ambassador to Queen Elizabeth II has with the Brazilian ex-wife of Jimmy Page, that’s why ; that’s why the LED is out.

 

En contexto for the un-initiated, the lines that are currently being written on this most non-consequential blog were intended to be (16 years ago) a TV Novelas-style reading companion to  the Mexican political biographies, 1884-1934 of Roderic Ai Camp.

I’ve been there before, any 🦉 hoot … I asked for José Feliciano and Emilie Munera smacked a RED NOSE on Rodolphe for the middle of April in Paris, un-fucking-belivable.

 

As time went on, the six-year project began to take different qualities such as those worthy of a B- movie 🎥 documentary look of what was supposed to be rendered with the advantage of a rear-view-mirror review of the 2012 Mexican Election, which coincidentally lined up with the U.S. and French presidential elections, but then, well then the Mexican Political Biographies 1935-2009 began to sabotage every aspect of both my professional and personal life, but that’s another *churro.

Un churro de la biblioteca Lumière… formally at Beaubourg (Paris-Centre).

Meanwhile at the b.p.i. at Lumière, things are looking bleek, toilettes are for the most part broke and the interwebs are infected by a “new world” virus, but what really irk’s Mí, though, it’s that there is no Roderic Ai Camp in/on the catalog, so Öüï’s gonna have to break into “La Casa de México” en Cité Universitaire del 14emè… it’s the only way to find out who Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena is, and why Claudia’s predecessor from El PRIcambrico 🦖 gave her a foreign post in la bendita, “4ª Transformación” de López Obrador, who?

Güï Güï 📢 Resistance is FUTILE… give up the Marjo, you may keep the mayo, pass the ketch-up

Happening somewhere between the Southeast quadrant between the Pont Marie (the most romantic of all the bridges in Paris) and the full moon above, a battle to liberate Marjolena Kalten-porten Star Galactica is about to take place.

Bo knows Jacques
and
Paris knows Didley
about Iran

Lucifer Rising on the harp 🪉

 

39 theys after the evil l’Impératrice locked la flaca de Siren Central the insurgent starship “¿A Poco Sí?” reached the no-turning-back point and the crew waits for the response from the aforementioned Güï Güï, will the bad-motherfucker Flore (as she is affectionately referred to by her lackies) accept a prisoner exchange?

https ://www .bbc.com /news /articles / iran releases-two-french-nationals-from-detention

The ¿A Poco Sí? commander offered Luc Frelong in exchange for the good Marjolaine Kalten-porten trapped in space.

Will the Brave SIRIUS unload on that host, or will this be a peaceful transition to Wednesday when TUESDAY’S GONE?

I love you Hunny Bunny — Layers Cake

Entonces pues, Claudia…

I’m not sleepy…

18 de marzo 🛢️

It’s not a bike. It’s a chopper 🥊🥋

no hay Quinta mala y ya todos saben a dónde diantres van todos los toreros muertos, but do you know [what] the difference between a bike and a chopper is? If you don’t then stay away from Pegasus and Professeur Alejandro Valenzuela at Sciences Po (punto y coma)  tacos El Nopal de Saint-Martin invitan… coma frutas y verduras; consulte a su médico.

It’s just another SomBreRo mon They, Eye wish it was Sun They.

Simón que sí, I like the window open but please close the fucking door. What are you, a Brittany cow?

And in the role of Gatsby le magnifique: El Niño Luc

Previously on La Vache!

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You could spot, IT!, all the way from Mars (with the proper optics) but our hero Luc Fregón knew that it was part of the toll that had to be paid, Hector Belascoran Shayne, was the trollies of the Ciudad Juárez Trolls. Another laundry Tab# for the expenditure and incidentals report. He could already hear the bean counter back at payroll, “Three Fiddy!!! Buy a dark suit big spender ».

Aguas con La Curva

Aguas con La Curva .:. 65298819-4CFD-4CD9-ABFC-9CFEB169B508 📰

Shayne knew the way to Rocky Point from Ciudad Juarez and most important knew all of the right rough riders south of Las Cruces. Of course, taking the Eye–10 route to Tucson and cutting through Sonoyta would have been a heck of a lot easier, the 1917 Spanish Flu was killing all of the Future Tankers of America of General Patton, so it was safer to first ride south to El Sueco and traverse Chihuahua and Sonora even with La Bola killing all of The Current Tankers of America under General Pershing.

But as mentioned before, Shayne was a prankster and right about La Curva de San Lorenzo, Shayne squeezed the little red “Colona” vacuum sealed baggie.

— It’s fake gold, Gatsby!

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Deer, Mª Tere Kumar, please relay to Mr. Schmitty that the cure for a Constitutional Arsonist, —Mme— is a cachondo mental.

Por ejemplo, doña Mari… at 16h45 (EST), the Negrita-in-Charge just sent a message to the world, it consisted with of the “ritual de la limpia”. In•deed, Ladies in Gemini, Karine Jean–Pierre just sent a Third degree apprentice to wipe down the podium at the gym. The significance of D.A.T. particular timing, is that it’s a 1/4 ’till Five. Esto no es un “Ritual de lo habitual”, señora (Jane)… this is Juana’s Adicción:

Whoof, whoof—Whoof, whoof—Whoof, whoof, whoof.

🎶 Eye been caught stealing, once—when Eye was five…

Over on the HisTory Channel, at the 11th Hour in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s the president’s approved revision of Betsy DeVos 5th grade history textbook.

Chapter 11

Chapter 11 .:. 3A96A610-52DA-4163-8F64-588AE0E1C034 ⚖️ How the Spanish Flu Bankrupted World War 2.

Previously on: “What’s M.O.R.E. American than Baseball and Apple Pie?”

Attention, editors; the narration of Society’s BD on this most non-consequential blog continues to correspond  to Phil McClure.

Society

So•cie•tie .:. 8709F97A-47E8-4584-A288-CB07DFFFDC3A 📓 EFEMÉRIDES: viernes 24 de enero, 2020: Francia inventa el baloncesto, y el mundo de Le Monde descubre a una nueva especie de “sidewinder”, the French, making use of a newly installed decree that imposes the French Language as the official language (in 1794) they take it upon themselves to classify it, “The Black Mamba”; reached for comment,  Donald Trump sent his condolences to Mr. Mambo when he learnt of the tragic demise of the best baller of el tercer milenio.

… and now, it’s time to play Ketchup, or as martial artists in that “Old West Texas town of El Paso” say it: Catch-up, “Get it?”

Starring Flip Zimmerman

Starring Flip Zimmerman as “Fat Heinz Bastard” and Cecily Strong as “The Bride”… Chapter 8, when Eye mentions the Zimmerman “letter” .:. 80257792-BA77-4BC0-A7D8-8CBB3D586C29 ☝🏿 Dad jokes provided by JULES y Corona (Expand your Latitude) and Nike (bringing you Speed, Strength and Victory since the fall of them Titans). 🏀 CALIFORNIA.