{and} Avi Velshi… how should Eye put this

Ok, Ken Sala Tzar, don’t you go sinking this deal for them Frogs like Ambassador Goldman did in Australia right before the Ringo took over The Rollings Stones.

Yeah, now that the Hungarian election is in the bag, you should catch the last train to london.

And, Cerf-panthère… I see your “serpiente de tierra”, and I raise your silly hoofs a “El Gato Volador”.

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /2322 /reader /reader .html#!preferred /0 /package /2322 /pub /2209 /page /13

And, Avi Velshi, never mind the cat, that fucker has a Euro Nomad Rail Pass, but seriously, get out of Hungary, Tucker Carlson was just named ‘mini-ster of propaganda’, Tucker is going to try to convince the world that you are a ‘fake coco’.

“Saturday morning Car Tunes” via Easy like Sunday Morning.

 

Entonces… “La Chingada” is on the line en la corte suprema de los EEUU

Hola, Beba, feliz navidad, aprovecho el perno flojo de don Carlos Slim para dar un repaso a aquél tu comentrio del penúltimo día del año 2016, lo recuerdas? Trataba de como en tu colonia Roma los impuestos que tu pagas no se ven reflejados en Obras, asi como en El Grand Palais.

Paul Stanley’s dad. Uso justo de François Mitterrand.

https ://www .discogs .com /fr /release /14018526-V%C3%ADctor-Trujillo-La-Beba-Galv%C3%A1nAl-Desnudo

Anyhow, Gorda, here’s some Ketch~up for your pinche twin brother, whom Eye ran into just the other day {Öüï forgets the exact They} in August of 1944. Pinche payaso, tu hermano Brozo está de dizque ‘maistro de ceremonias’ en El Palacio de La Des~cubierta.

https ://gallica .bnf .fr /ark: /12148/btv1b105160493.image

Choices, Öüï has choices…
this section of the BLOG is sponsored by Whitemen Hangers
See what happens when a dirty bum meets the filthy rich.³

³.~ https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0090966/ Le Clochard de Beverly Hills

And as Eye was telling that part of the abortion that the LYSOL® infusion did not kill for your dear mamá, it kind of sucked that el hijo del amigo artista de Pablo Picasso would abort my “Year of Mexico in France” project… Heck, piche botijona, you, better than anybody at “PRIMERO NOTICIAS” knows that if La “bendita” Fundación Televisa (see “La Mano de Bernardo Gómez” saga for more Ketch~up) and Raphaêl~illo Morán would not have gotten in the way, I, armando serrano-prieto would have told you (BACK IN January of 2017that in 2021, the Guardia Nacional del Presidente de Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos, AndrésBenitoManuelMussolini LópezIl DuceObrador, would be acting like a CHINESE DEMOCRACY incident on My Spaghetti Baker.

https ://www .smithsonianmag .com /smart-news /lysols-vintage-ads-subtly-pushed-women-to-use-its-disinfectant-as-birth-control -218734/

and I quote from The Smithsonian Mag.: Vintage ads can be both hilarious and shocking, yada, yada, yada, “hooks and hangers”…
These ads aren’t frightening women into thinking their genitals smell badly. According to historian Andrea Tone, “feminine hygiene” was a euphemism. Birth control was illegal in the U.S. until 1965 (for married couples) and 1972 (for single people). These Lysol ads are actually for contraception. The campaign made Lysol the best-selling method of contraception during the Great Depression.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wik /Xavier_Valls

En fin, funda del Tigre Ázcarraga, you better than any PUTA knows that it pays to be “un soldado de TELEVISA”, Y MÁS if you pull a SASHA MONTENEGRO with the Media Mogul, like Sasha did with JoLoPo, —your mansion at the 16e arrondissement is in tip-top shape, the City just installed like free heated water to all of that block.

La Nave del Avión… and Eye quotes:
Il Faut La Nuancer avec La Noblesse de Spectacles Équestres, between the Camps.

Over at the HÉLICE of our representation of The Perimeter of Le Grand Palais the sequence goes a little something like this:

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/12/30 /intermedio-para-morena-francia/

In this section the student will re-collect that the spectrum of 9-11 is situated directly to the right of The Berlin Embassy at: https ://www .google .com /maps /place/H%C3%B4tel+Le+Marois/@48.8658… in front of Le Palais de La Décoverte. TROU location, y’all.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /news /world /russian-troops-mass-ukraines-border-west-worries-isnt-last-time -rcna7203

1980 : Manet battra Monet (Plank n° 20 from Southern Main Gate)
1983 : Renoir battra Manet
2004 : Gauguin battra “tout le monde*”
2011 : Monet écrasera tous with the cool spectrum of 911
(Plank n° 25 from Southern Main Gate; n° 08 from Northern Main Gate)
And in 2020 the Corona virus shuts the whole operation down.
* del mundo de Le Monde, aussi, 1980 : Reynold Arnould dies.

Over at the SCANDINAVIAN Studies section of The Ukraine, Andrea Mitchell takes Stock from Holm’s, but that has nothing to do with The Fed. It’s all about the power formula on the circuit board.

Entonces, doña Cesca (de la rue) Rigoles

Note to programmers. Corsican coodies are a hell-Ova sting. On/In another edition i might talk it over con El Sapo, relay it over to León and then maybe, —maybe— at San Severino, Eye will relay IT!, to Frida.

Los Hilos de Sasha • en colaboración con El Gato Enhuarachado presentan… another of Sun Tzu’s chapter at La Brasserie… now y’all have probably heard of “el gato volador”, ISSY Willie Geist it’s Knot One of Dos. AND Sam Stein, as a bullfighter yourself (check the scroll) Ewe, Of all Ugly Mexicans should know that it was the very Catalanes (knot Belmondo at Val de Marne) who in 1985 invented FACEBOOK!!! IT’S TROU YOU FOOL! Watch Antoni Ribas’ “El Primer Torero Porno” which–by–the–way is Spain’s doppelgänger version of Neil Israel’s “Bachelor’s Party*”. The Spanish comedy (unjustly relegated to pornsites)  foretells the arrival of a device that can sense and register when a person is in THE PROCESS OF READING A NEWSPAPER (punto y coma) the “device” also logs which page/section D.A.T. the newspaper reader is contemplating.

* If you look beyond the title of Antoni Ribas’ film parody of a period of post-Francoist Spain, you will find that the “tropes and gags” with Israel’s “Bachelor Party” stop at the following:

  1. Oversexed/overdosed donkey (🙈) … probably imported from Tijuana.
  2. An erotic nightclub (sans penis ni vulva) puro show. 🙉
  3. Brest-es-ES, TiTis, Boobies and, of course Bum-bumbs. 🙊

🎶 Bar, visite nuestro bar (MASKedition)

https ://www .theguardian .com /film /2016 /jan/16 /what-orson-welles-really-thought-about-ernest-hemingway

short of that, Adrianne Elrod, the Spanish reel (not to be confused with El Real in Madrid) tackles issues of unemployment, feminism, ABORTION, political Technocrats infatuated by-the-then recent nostalgia of a by-gone Fascist regime in Catalunya, work-ploxtaition by nightclub empresarios, and immigrant “niñeras” from where else, but La France del BelMondo de Val de Marne… check the posters at the scene of “el camerino”… (not to be confused with Canal 26 de Aguascalientes TV).

Right now, our most esteemed (character) Fenster the copy editor is going to review Last Week to They and FO’D.A.T. Öüï Switch IT! over to El Chuco where Mister Voto Latino himself transliterated Sun Tzu’s Cuarta Transformación of Chapter 4 in the Art of RAW.

••• Don’t

YA HAY MARCHA EN NUEVA YORK, Nacho, and here is why:

Pussy, not a nut sack is now the norm when streaking the Baseball Field. And fans seem to be OK with it. Evil Empire loyalists from the disgusting Yankees even came up with a kind of, sort ah, relative cántico honoring the brave pussy:

Brave cats know that “Transparency will lead to rejection”, but when right matters nevermind The Evil Umpire.

Let’s Go CAT! Let’s Go CAT!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Nacho_Cano

••• Go

Y como dicen en El Paso, Texas: TE LO DIJE, and here is why Nicolle:

Mexican Foreign Relations Honcho, and the former best mayor in latin America, Marcelo Ebrard saw the opportunity and he took it. And i did tell you that Texas was going the way of México (punto y coma) and here’s how the PRESUNTO Alcalde CULPABLE of the recent Metro line 12 disaster in Mexico City did it:

MARCELLO Ebrard (the Mexican Mike Pence) not only understood the 4th Chapter of the Transformación de López Obrador, but also the importance of Texas democrats defending their existing positions, which they could not do because they are currently engaged on another Front in front of Capitol Hill in WaWa Land.

••• Anywhere!

After the break, bouncer (cadenero) expert, and Babylon II Mayor, Bill De Blasio explains the next scene in the voice of Orson Wells…. wait for it, wait, in the mean time the student may, if s/he pleases review Héctor Lechuga’s classic “Adios Guayabera Mia”, which will segue onto El Palacio de Tokio en París (2012) where a “Cañonazo de $50,000 U.S.” was seen written on The Wall. Blue Demon was “El Maestro de Ceremonias” y JoLoPo ’76 the star of that gallery.

From page 188/9 of Le Peuple du Toro*) an excerpt of Orson Wells in Spain —_•!•_— Parasitismo Émotionnel:
Une espèce de gens [qui] vivent des combats de toros. Económica y también emocionalmente parce qu’il y a maintenant une nouvelle génération entière d’étrangers qui aussi bien que d’Espagnols passe un été entier pour aller de place en place assister à ces corridas

•••

 

Öüï now returns to the top of the FO’ist — Deer, Defendente Génolini, “how dare you?”

Must be read in a sort of, kind ah, Swedish teen Voice (you fucking sheeple) on account that Öüï is Knot Sure if youse a Boy or a G’Oil.

Page XV… Napoleón is dead. Long live el sindicato de minas, o algo así:

“Vous êtes trop irritable et il est bien difficile de composer avec vous »…

N° 2586 MEERRCCRREEDDII 5 MAI 2021

and then Puebla goes, “chula, pues”.

Over at The Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, Anne Hidalgo just received a standing ovation from the empty stands.

Time-delayed Instant Ramen Review

Hidalgo’s low-rising curve ball docked on the limited edition aluminum bat* of Georges Méliès’es–ese Louisville Slugger at the CORRECT Angle and sent Michael Collins to the Right Side of the moon, where Commander Collins is now Walking On The Moon.

… [A]nd Loss of Signal: 👁🖤🐑 F4682F53-5179-4A59-8005-C3DB0D143077 🚀
1*). Normally, in soft-speak aluminum bats are the norm, however, Mika Brzezinski… [T]he First 150th Anniversary Softball Tournament at The Pershing Memorial Baseball field à Vincennes offensive operations (innings) were supposed to slugged using specifically turned bats carved from a single Big Would, do keep in mind that for this tournament each of the historical athletes participating at The Plate was issued five bats, and each team was allotted an additional 150 bats for commercial and commemorative purposes, so that’s a lot of Big Would acreage (hectarage around this neck of the woods). Hilarity —if Eye may call IT, D.A.T.) develops when Major League Baseball finds out that Madam Brzezinski (Mika’s mom) had taken all of the Big Woulds (and then some) in order to run a little gallery show in Nantucket, or The Hamptons, or Camp David… the details of the Brzezinski Big Would Extravaganza remain classified.

Now if there are any DANGLING PARTICIPLES, speak now (motherfuckers) or, FOREVER live on pages 11 and 8 of 16 in this Week’s edition en la vecindad de Philippe Labrador, N° 2586.

“That’s malarki!” — Once in a generation is a recipe for where we are today

And, Jason Johnson… allow Mí to break it down for repentant Reaganites in the Catholic Church; and Willie Geist, never mind the pope in Rome, Francisco is just going through the recommended steps listed on “the kit” to rid the Holy See (i told you so) of « Petty Corruption » which has just been capped at 48 € per hour.

BUT FO’ist! Breaking The News for Ben Rhodes.

Благодарю за всë внимание, оказанное мне во время визита в Москву. Большое спасибо, надеюсь скоро вернуться!

Marcelo Ebrard
Foreign Relations Secretary
for The Mexican United States and, former Voto Latino operative for María Teresa Kumar…
Oh, The Humanity.

Hey, BEN RHODES! Ben!!! BEN Rhodes

And Katty Kay, please relay to Willie Geist that Öüï continues to ketch-up with last month’s news today (punto y coma) por ejemplo, “Who Is Making Sure the A.I. Machines Aren’t Racist?”… Eye tells you what, Katty Kay, the Artificial Intelligence of a decade ago is going to be the Artificial Intelligence of the next quarter, aussi. —_—

https ://www .nytimes .com /2021/03/15 /technology /artificial-intelligence-google-bias .html

Any how, Doris… how much did Barnicle pay for that comparative tijera* between the Firestone Chats and the Goodwin blimp in the sky. I tell you what, Joe Biden [President one–each] if you build back better, with no scheduled maintenance for the next 70 years of drama and, without specifying WHO IS SUPPOSED to fix it, then the next dirt road that gets a facelift in ten years might get the Ciudad Juárez public works contract.

… and Willie Geist, please be advised that it is nearly impossible to find out what a resurfaced dirt road in Ciudad Juárez looks like because the Mayor there only gets to rule for three years and the resurface process, well that drama there, takes four years to complete, —thus allowing the incoming administration to resurface the same road project starting of course, with a new budget.

Gaining knowledge the Boston Way… with Cash. Cold Hard Cash. (In-State tuition knot factored in).

And Agent Angle, in case you are wondering, this is the kit, “you literally can’t make this stuff up…

TM 9-2350-264-10-1

The Answer: BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITEN FOR U.S., Ferris Bueller.

W/Ch-ch-ch Changes.

_mostly because? Anyone?
“You literally can’t make this stuff up, mostly because?”…

Previously on, If you break it you buy it

GOOOOOOOOD Moooooorning, Pari[s*]❗️‼️ ❗️

Full disclousure:
If youse Gaul, Eye feels that Öüï must explain that the following segment is meant for the former NTSC, and knot the PAL system, of course, with the Digital shift, Evry body is welcome to view but please understand that the Historicity below is a parody, and not fake news; in other words, don Palabras: it’s a fair use of media.

La TNT est lancée en France (2005).
https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP/20210331

* The “ese » in París is silent every time that you see an [H]asteRisk next to it, with D.A.T. in M.I.N.D. let U.S. weave the reason why Julius César is included in the contents of this non-historical and just for shits-n-giggles commemorative Softball game at Vincennes (punto y coma) March marks the month when 23 Angry men (almost twice the number in an American jurisprudence trial-by-peers) executed the then César of ROMA… C2A1DB5F-E865-46C5-B37F-7CE2C3D16A31 ⚾️ Aussie, if you are just tuning in, never mind the « erre » on the  Gaulois because it’s part of the pre-game show.

Öüï is coming to you live via 🚇 the underground to bring you the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Pari[s*] Softball Tournament at The Sherman Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, a place that used to be a “bois” but that thanks to the publicity stunt of Cerf-panthére on page 12 of the 20 minutes « PAUSE » de Aujourd’hui at la Île-de-Sandwich, the Vincennes forest is now a Brazilian drought playground on account of Cerf-panthére’s call to forget about the formula menu to make CEMENT and advocating for the razing of all of the trees there in order to promote the new Way To Make houses in France. YES! Cerf-panthére is solely responsible for the contents of this match between the Historical figures of The Hexagone and today’s French political Angles.

… And, Cousin Joe, are you ready for the next Three-pointer? Check it out, Mr. CongressBama Media Over Lorde:

Voto Latino! — https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/ vía: El Economista… “Claro que vienen con una condición: cerrar mejor nuestra frontera sur, para evitar el paso de centroamericanos a Estados Unidos ».

“Of course it arrives with one condition (there’s a CATCH): close our (Mexican) southern border more effectively, to avoid the flow of Central Americans to the U.S.”.

… [A]nd, KATTY KAY, all Öüï is sayin’ is that Eye hopes that Los Mossos d’Esquadra don’t go copying the American Way to deport the Brits out of LA COSTA BRAVA.

https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/

1. J’aime Harrison… of The Beatles, he was known as the Quiet one… Harrison is the one that reminded youse about, “All Those Years Ago”.

Here’s an instant replay:

https ://polemon .mx /no-mas-infraestructureichon-pena-nieto-estudia-ingles-en-estados-unidos/

Cinéma Viva México en París (2015) presents: INFRAESTRUCTUREICHON… starring, Le Poinçonneur des Lilas as Mexican President (2012-2018) Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto 📽 AAA98F2E-688E-45F7-BA4C-85CD47D59C5C 📜 And Mr. Biden, as you embark on your Marshall-ification-structure in The Golden Triangle of TULUM, Öüï certainly hopes that the COVID VACCINES that you incentivized Mexico with, will “let people breath”, especially on this holy day of Redemption in Minneapolis, MN.

Scroll down to the page where Julius César was about to throw the ceremonial first pitch, but instead, Cousin Joe, Vincingetorix circled the legion around the Shortstop section of the Pershing field, but because the Cesar’s Palace was a regular gig for THE WHO Julius César could literally see for Miles, and Miles, and Miles and, —Miles 🎺🎺🎺

And so, by the time that the Umpire was aware of what was happening Julius César already had his ROMA connection on the fringes of Centerfield, where Serge Gainsbourg was busy trying figure out how to put on the fucking glove.

All that the Frenchman could say was:

“Hey, how am I supposed to punch a hole on the ticket with this fucking mitten on!”

 

It’s Trou, that’s what Charlotte’s dad said, but in French—with a Chilango accent.

🏀 Now pay attention Scarborough because this is where the SWISH hits your blind ears and flashes your deaf eyes:

… [A]nd Reverend Al Sharpton, as the honorary Mexican that you —Sir— are in the unread pages of this most COINCIDENTAL SCROLL, wouldn’t you say that given all of the FRENCH GENDARMERIE TRAINING that the Mexican Police received in exchange of a FILM Festival at Cinema Lilas, among other Private Investments for the extinct PRO-MEXICO, this picture below is one Fucked Up thing for Mr. Marcelo Ebrard to Explain to María Teresa Kumar and the VOTO LATINO CROWD!!!

Sources close to The Secretary of Government in Mexico are checking the time of that Mexican security border guard’s knee on that Central American woman to see if she BROKE GEORGE FLOYD’s record.