Must be read in a sort of, kind ah, Swedish teen Voice (you fucking sheeple) on account that Öüï is Knot Sure if youse a Boy or a G’Oil.
Page XV… Napoleón is dead. Long live el sindicato de minas, o algo así:
“Vous êtes trop irritable et il est bien difficile de composer avec vous »…
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and then Puebla goes, “chula, pues”.
Over at The Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, Anne Hidalgo just received a standing ovation from the empty stands.
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Hidalgo’s low-rising curve ball docked on the limited edition aluminum bat* of Georges Méliès’es–ese Louisville Slugger at the CORRECT Angle and sent Michael Collins to the Right Side of the moon, where Commander Collins is now Walking On The Moon.
… [A]nd Loss of Signal: 👁🖤🐑 F4682F53-5179-4A59-8005-C3DB0D143077 🚀 1*). Normally, in soft-speak aluminum bats are the norm, however, Mika Brzezinski… [T]he First 150th Anniversary Softball Tournament at The Pershing Memorial Baseball field à Vincennes offensive operations (innings) were supposed to slugged using specifically turned bats carved from a single Big Would, do keep in mind that for this tournament each of the historical athletes participating at The Plate was issued five bats, and each team was allotted an additional 150 bats for commercial and commemorative purposes, so that’s a lot of Big Would acreage (hectarage around this neck of the woods). Hilarity —if Eye may call IT, D.A.T.) develops when Major League Baseball finds out that Madam Brzezinski (Mika’s mom) had taken all of the Big Woulds (and then some) in order to run a little gallery show in Nantucket, or The Hamptons, or Camp David… the details of the Brzezinski Big Would Extravaganza remain classified.
Now if there are any DANGLING PARTICIPLES, speak now (motherfuckers) or, FOREVER live on pages 11 and 8 of 16 in this Week’s edition en la vecindad de Philippe Labrador, N° 2586.
And, Jason Johnson… allow Mí to break it down for repentant Reaganites in the Catholic Church; and Willie Geist, never mind the pope in Rome, Francisco is just going through the recommended steps listed on “the kit” to rid the Holy See (i told you so) of « Petty Corruption » which has just been capped at 48 € per hour.
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for The Mexican United States and, former Voto Latino operative for María Teresa Kumar…
Oh, The Humanity.
Hey, BEN RHODES! Ben!!! BEN Rhodes
And Katty Kay, please relay to Willie Geist that Öüï continues to ketch-up with last month’s news today (punto y coma) por ejemplo, “Who Is Making Sure the A.I. Machines Aren’t Racist?”… Eye tells you what, Katty Kay, the Artificial Intelligence of a decade ago is going to be the Artificial Intelligence of the next quarter, aussi. —_—
Any how, Doris… how much did Barnicle pay for that comparative tijera* between the Firestone Chats and the Goodwin blimp in the sky. I tell you what, Joe Biden [President one–each] if you build back better, with no scheduled maintenance for the next 70 years of drama and, without specifying WHO IS SUPPOSED to fix it, then the next dirt road that gets a facelift in ten years might get the Ciudad Juárez public works contract.
… and Willie Geist, please be advised that it is nearly impossible to find out what a resurfaced dirt road in Ciudad Juárez looks like because the Mayor there only gets to rule for three years and the resurface process, well that drama there, takes four years to complete, —thus allowing the incoming administration to resurface the same road project starting of course, with a new budget.
Gaining knowledge the Boston Way… with Cash. Cold Hard Cash. (In-State tuition knot factored in).
And Agent Angle, in case you are wondering, this is the kit, “you literally can’t make this stuff up…
The Answer: BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITEN FOR U.S., Ferris Bueller.
_mostly because? Anyone?
“You literally can’t make this stuff up, mostly because?”…
If youse Gaul, Eye feels that Öüï must explain that the following segment is meant for the former NTSC, and knot the PAL system, of course, with the Digital shift, Evry body is welcome to view but please understand that the Historicity below is a parody, and not fake news; in other words, don Palabras: it’s a fair use of media.
La TNT est lancée en France (2005).
https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP/20210331
* The “ese » in París is silent every time that you see an [H]asteRisk next to it, with D.A.T. in M.I.N.D. let U.S. weave the reason why Julius César is included in the contents of this non-historical and just for shits-n-giggles commemorative Softball game at Vincennes (punto y coma) March marks the month when 23 Angry men (almost twice the number in an American jurisprudence trial-by-peers) executed the then César of ROMA… C2A1DB5F-E865-46C5-B37F-7CE2C3D16A31 ⚾️ Aussie, if you are just tuning in, never mind the « erre » on the Gaulois because it’s part of the pre-game show.
Öüï is coming to you live via 🚇 the underground to bring you the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Pari[s*] Softball Tournament at The Sherman Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, a place that used to be a “bois” but that thanks to the publicity stunt of Cerf-panthére on page 12 of the 20 minutes « PAUSE » de Aujourd’hui at la Île-de-Sandwich, the Vincennes forest is now a Brazilian drought playground on account of Cerf-panthére’s call to forget about the formula menu to make CEMENT and advocating for the razing of all of the trees there in order to promote the new Way To Make houses in France. YES! Cerf-panthére is solely responsible for the contents of this match between the Historical figures of The Hexagone and today’s French political Angles.
… And, Cousin Joe, are you ready for the next Three-pointer? Check it out, Mr. CongressBama Media Over Lorde:
Voto Latino! — https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/ vía: El Economista… “Claro que vienen con una condición: cerrar mejor nuestra frontera sur, para evitar el paso de centroamericanos a Estados Unidos ».
“Of course it arrives with one condition (there’s a CATCH): close our (Mexican) southern border more effectively, to avoid the flow of Central Americans to the U.S.”.
… [A]nd, KATTY KAY, all Öüï is sayin’ is that Eye hopes that Los Mossos d’Esquadra don’t go copying the American Way to deport the Brits out of LA COSTA BRAVA.
Cinéma Viva México en París (2015) presents: INFRAESTRUCTUREICHON… starring, Le Poinçonneur des Lilas as Mexican President (2012-2018) Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto 📽 AAA98F2E-688E-45F7-BA4C-85CD47D59C5C 📜 And Mr. Biden, as you embark on your Marshall-ification-structure in The Golden Triangle of TULUM, Öüï certainly hopes that the COVID VACCINES that you incentivized Mexico with, will “let people breath”, especially on this holy day of Redemption in Minneapolis, MN.
Scroll down to the page where Julius César was about to throw the ceremonial first pitch, but instead, Cousin Joe, Vincingetorix circled the legion around the Shortstop section of the Pershing field, but because the Cesar’s Palace was a regular gig for THE WHO Julius César could literally see for Miles, and Miles, and Miles and, —Miles 🎺🎺🎺
And so, by the time that the Umpire was aware of what was happening Julius César already had his ROMA connection on the fringes of Centerfield, where Serge Gainsbourg was busy trying figure out how to put on the fucking glove.
All that the Frenchman could say was:
“Hey, how am I supposed to punch a hole on the ticket with this fucking mitten on!”
It’s Trou, that’s what Charlotte’s dad said, but in French—with a Chilango accent.
🏀 Now pay attention Scarborough because this is where the SWISH hits your blind ears and flashes your deaf eyes:
… [A]nd Reverend Al Sharpton, as the honorary Mexican that you —Sir— are in the unread pages of this most COINCIDENTAL SCROLL, wouldn’t you say that given all of the FRENCH GENDARMERIE TRAINING that the Mexican Police received in exchange of a FILM Festival at Cinema Lilas, among other Private Investments for the extinct PRO-MEXICO, this picture below is one Fucked Up thing for Mr. Marcelo Ebrard to Explain to María Teresa Kumar and the VOTO LATINO CROWD!!!
Sources close to The Secretary of Government in Mexico are checking the time of that Mexican security border guard’s knee on that Central American woman to see if she BROKE GEORGE FLOYD’s record.