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Ladies in Gemini : The Bee Tales… part of a nutritious astronaut’s breakfast

Featuring, Todas Tus Flamas 🔥 y los Bach o’ LINOS de Lupita.

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Tú the moon 🚀, Alicia — Two, the moon…

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That’s why they call it Junk Food.

After the break, it’s “Hamburgers with Hillary.” The story of hungry suffragettes and the therapist who sear Em#. It’s the story of Carrot Top taking over the Circus 🎪 at the Weimar Cabaret on Morning Joe. It’s a Sign O’ The Times and for those who forget The BuzzFeed de 2016, well they will have to re-live, IT!

And, Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough… “one would be too many³”, unless it’s a Mexican-american blowing the whistle at the UNESCO in 2016, but I will touch base with that after the pro-palestine university students across the Continental Philosophy halls get Stormed by Pro-Israeli thugs garbed in Florida sheriff’s uniforms and a BadGe.

Chance favors the blacks in front of an incompetent cop… the nigger will catch the bullet, Eye guarantees, IT!🎈

https ://www .theguardian .com /US -news /article /2024 /may /08 /florida-police-kill-us-airman

Hillary Clinton³ aside, the State of Israel today is Germany in 1937 ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️⚙️⛓️⚙️⛓️.

“So it goes… », but that is only because como dijo el viento 🌬️ en todas partes hay negros.

https ://en .normandie–tourisme .fr /highlight /80th-anniversary-of-d-day/

See you at Omaha Beach for the 80th Anniversary, if and only if, The State Department lets me through this time around. I promise not to go for Gold or to Saint Malo.

February 29, 2024 — Freedom of ’76

… and now, the rest of the story:

From the creators of Jimmy Buffett’s piña coladas, comes the story of Waylon Jennings tacos de perro in Tijuana, only on Morning Joe.

That’s what We get for listening to Rachel Maddow, now Enjoy Your Hamburgers in Paradise, 75004.

In Local news, the Russian protectorate section of Moldova 🇲🇩, a country close to the Poisson extended-family in The French 🇨🇵 Antilles³ just invoked (overnight) Vladimir’s Oligarch’s protection, and in Poland, The Salon de l’Agriculture in Varsovie just fell for the Nazi-Slovak-Russian tactic of 1938, giving Ambassador Brzezinski there, a bone to chew on… and Rachel Maddow, try this Indian tortilla 🫓 for size, the Russian front just got a shipment of Nan-cheese to go with their rations, this is going to make for an interesting antipasti of small chunks of meets³ given the Spanish tapas that are currently joining The International Foreign Legion for The Ukraine side of the trench.

³~. As in Cold Cuts, Shredded Meats encountering each other; Eye doubts that there will be any Duck and Chicken on that D.A.R.E. tray, on account that part of the poultry is in Sri Lanka and the rest of the  other coop is under Marianne sweet bussom (jugs).

Meanwhile at the Apolline de Malesherbes Show on BFM’er TV, my favorite Frog, Dominique de Villepin just made the rounds to revisit his 2001 intervention against sending the French Foreign Legion, let alone French nationals, to die in Crimean Peninsula… that’s what the P.I.G.S. are for.

Page Tú, if I was the Devil…

Knock, knock… Who’s there? — Al… Al Who? — Al Ah Bama… Psykes.

 

Let’s take a Trip to Australia, it’s down 👇 under and that’s the way to get into Hell, but you know what Negrita, Eye knows a quicker route and that’s through México, because there’s No God in Tamaulipas all the way to Tee-Jay, güey.

Our first stop is Ensenada where President Joseph R. Biden and nigger-shoe peddler Donald Trump are stuck in a cabaña hut 🛖 full of bananas and coke.

But first, Öüï switch, It!, over to Chicago where a federal judge just danced El Pasito duranguense with Donald Trump and that motherfucker (nº 45, not the federal judge) is off of the General Election ballot in Ill y Noize, across the Bluegrass and beyond Churchill Downs, Senator Mitch McConnell just stepped down from his High Horse and is Leader no more.

For context, we return to Martin Luther King’s 2024 Edition when our multifaceted staff updated this most non-consequential blog’s take on France’s most consequential present-danger, which according to a member of the French Foreign Affairs Commission is, off-course a Russian Winter, —again.

Tequila Sunrise — Quattro Fromaggi, and because there is nothing artificial about Mí, this is in fact a time-delayed entry, not an Intelligence on the spot.

Meanwhile at Saint Merry, Nadiesha updated their butt plugs, or their bio, or something like that.

And, Congressman Scarborough… Meet François Ruffin (he likes coffee)

Let’s knot forget about Edward Snowden, you son of a bitch! And, Jan Palmieri, not jumping on any bandwagon here, but Snowden did nothing wrong, except whistleblow, and that is not a crime.

In local news at morena-francia headquarters at The Trocadéro in Paris, France :

Attack in southern Mexico community killed at least 5 people, authorities say

https ://apnews .com /article /mexico-cartel-attack-buenavista

God is a bullet and Happines is a warm Pau.

Not sure that I will afford to vote on this election, last time around it cost me my personal life, my personal things, my bank account, and the last 7€ which I used to pay off the postage of my General Election ballot to the Riverside County Blues next to San Brdo., which happens to coincidentally press on an Orange (knot a lemon) just below the L.A. Line.

Straight to the AZERTY trash 🗑️ … gonna enjoy some Hamburgers in Paradise and not follow what Rachel Maddow or Jon Stewart have to say.

Anyhow, my vote in America never counted…

Perhaps, that is why French agroNauts at the Porte de Versailles would welcome Trump back as the “special guest” on Bastille Day 2027. And, Ambassador Brzezinski in Pôle Land, chances are that by 2026 Varsovia will be part of the Brand New Soviet Block.

Hibiscus 🌺 with Mika — Por si esto o por si l’OTRO

1~. The Rachel López Show, tonight’s tangent is Florida, Florida, Florida y su ley SB 1718, episode 1; Season 12:

Río Va Vel… dijo “el chino” de Pyongyang.

Baby it’s cold outside… Correction: It is alright to be white, o como dicen los bretones, « a rien  race power, period! ».

https ://www .lanacion .com .ar /estados–unidos /quien-es-el-mexicano-que-fue-detenido-en-florida-por-transportar-indocumentados-en-una-van

It’s knot the tint darkness of your windows, it’s the HEX of your pantone that which, motivated the Florida cop, —to put you away.

Eat the man! Drop the beach 🎩 bum… with that in mind, the following segment is PRODUCED W/THE ASSISTANCE OF THE DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM BOARD WHICH, (WHO/THAT) DOES NOT ACCEPT ANY LIABILITY FOR THE CONTENT AND DOES NOT NECESSARILY SUPPORT SUCH CONTENT.

Still to come:
Las°Tima Marcelino
She°IN°go a tu Madre,
One More Time.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/9/6 /claudia-sheinbaumclaudia-sheinbaum –sera-la-candidata-de-morena-la-presidencia-en-2024

It’s called the Hail Mary in ovalball (it used to be called ‘football’) and Charon calls, IT!, something else over The River Styx, but that’s all Greek to Mí.

Any how, Raquelito, here’s an instant re-play of how Jimmy Buffett was spared from the bowels of HADES, it was glorious. Literally. Motherfucking Bill Richardson manifested his ass next to the river bank and PRO-ceeded to whip out his big ol’ diplomatic scroll and there was only one thing for Charon to do, and that was to relase Jimmy from having to cover the songs of Paul McCartney in hell. The REAL winner here is not Jimmy Buffett, but the REAL Paul McCartney who as people who know, know, that the REAL Paul McCartney is a waiter at the Dew Drop Inn, which is kind-of, sort-ish, like the Hotel California but for Redneck Riviera customers. Can you IMAGINE having to serve Lennon while Harrison introduces the opening act for GARY WRIGHT who (by-the-way) plays a mean bass line for “DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE“.

Someone is going to make you pay your fare.

2~.

Entre Títeres y Objetos

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Mariposa Tecknicolor… caras de resignación.

“Lo Bueno de Adolfo Hitler es de que él, si sabe como gobernar“

Augusto PINOCHET
Putschista vitalicio de Chile
en La Maison de l’Amérique latine°

3~.

Hoy si hubo UN BUEN DÍA en Yucatán!
Mare.

Los Amigos de Javier* en Champs Elysées.

Jump to Paragraph Five Paraphrasing of proceso’s editorial about the Things We Said Today on, Ernesto Villanueva‘s editorial regarding The Pulitzer Prize del 09/04/2023 

Eye Double-Dog Dare Ewe.

 

*~. Sicilia, y los Amigos de México en París 8.

He looked so healthy… must have been them Hamburgers in COYOACÁN

HOW  SOON  IS  NOW
Messieurs SMITHS?

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the Spotlight — like a Voodoo Chile 👆🏞️

 

The Lives of Others (ISSY this is dedicated to JOHANNE GRACIA POISSON³) and THE FRENCH NAZI STASIquesqui LOVERS who clap at Juanito Guanabacoa.

And, Alicia Leos y sus Arrière (AS) might or, might not agree 👍 but I Know What Y’all Did in September of 2012/2013 at Balard (M8).

 

³~. Con especial dedicatoría para la señora Alicia LEOS y su MARIACHI “Las Arrière (AS°), but that is only because doña Alicia, like Dr. Poisson made the campechana official by documenting their intentions with La Bendita Préfecture, en otras palabras, como dice Katie Phangs: don’t think that Eye is into Ewe. Just the facts, mesdames.

https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-middle-east / cairo-masterplan-threatens-ancient-city-of-the-dead

Y… en Egipto, una nueva megalópolis is actually and literally running an express way over The City of The Dead. I was wondering why I kept being bugged about that Hitchhikers Guide in CAIRO.

En Italia, it’s a One-Tú with Verstappen y Pérez.

[This space for rent]

Mientras tanto…

The Wayback Machine y los jaraneros tapatíos.

Que Chingue A Su Madre³
“El Mudo”
Atte.:
EL CONJUNTO ÁFRICA

Note to RFPP y “sus” editores… Entre PEJE’s y MADRINAS.

If there is EVER, ever ever, any doubt why we THE STAFF, continue to make like the IMER NOTICIAS fellow, Mr. Nájar, that is to say —complaint or, faire LA PLAINTE  auprès du procureur de la République BANANERA de FRANCIA y sus medios en rfpp . net it~is because, y aunque no sea lo mismo ni sea igual, Eye would not allow a STASI cop to moonlight as an “ANGEL of culture” when torture was the 🔨  instrumento ⛏️ that he played THE BEST. (Clap, French motherfuckers, CLAP on RFPP).

https ://www .reforma .com /gana-pleito-de-marca-la-sonora-santanera-de-carlos-colorado /ar2488829 

³~. La hermosa Marina (Malinche) madre de todos los, las y LES mexicaines (including Pepito).

 

Al regresar, “Los Luchadores” con el más técnico de PASADENA, the one and only, Memo Hijo de Ricardo Martínez de La Garza…

Perros Bravos follows:/

The Son of a banker who roamed with many COYOTES during his early years in Coyoacán just boarded the TRAJINERA to El inframundo en Yucatán…

 

Please stayed tuned for sintonías…

Ladies in Gemini ♊ — Vicky Carr

Total:

Last Call for the Five o’Clock crowd.

😇 🍔 HILARY 2016 Thanks Obama!

It’s Marga Rita Ville, again.
Ain’t no Hamburgers in Hell, but I, Armando Segovia, will hook you up, Mr. Buffett, regardless if Rachel Maddows’s husband, lets that bitch work in the bedroom at 3 a.m. in the morning… or Knot ☄️.

… and Congressperson Scarborough, f°u°c°k° YOU too.

All the thin red lines that fit in The Passion of the Mexa.

… and Congressman Scarborough… never mind the YATCH ROCK, because much like the things that qualify as news… There’s a Knew Kid In Town, ISSY, you son of a bitch, youse gonna like the WAY YOU LOOK. Enjoy [ 🏌️ ]

Le chanteur et milliardaire américain Jimmy Buffett est mort à 76 ans

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Entonces, what a way to dispatch the month of August, Super Blue Moon³ and ol’. Anyhow September is Mexican “let’s fuck the shit out of the cenotes in La Hermana República del Yucatán” Heritage Month. And what better way to do that DEED than with a staple of “gringo exeptionalism” along the Gulf of Mexico and the CariBEANS. For contemporary purposes, those WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS walking their dogs on a leash (not including their mexican fuck-boys) in MEXICO CITY are nothing more than the continuation of MARGARITA VILLE, except that TO THEY, to they is just GENERAL GENTRIFICATION with a nice country song “moonlighting” as an ISLAND melody.

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All Those Years Ago.

I love you Jimmy Buffett but you are going to play your songs (pour l’éternité) for a CHILENAN GENARAL who just so happen to have commited suicide for killing a collègue of yours.

But don’t worry Jimmy, Évry-fucking-time that I eat a hamburger you too, will be tasting that dead cow, but yours will have that maggot-ie sense as you chew on that delicious beef-patty.

https ://www .rfi .fr /fr /amériques /20230830 –chili–suicide–d-un-ex-général-condamné-pour-meurtre-lors-du-coup-d-état–militaire-de-pinochet

Because the Eye Rho Ní is, that FERNANDO VALENZUELA’s (34) legacy, like the Colosio’s en La Sultana, emigrated from SON°ORA to another place, Fernando chose Yucatán, y el hijo de un candidato: Monterrey.

³~. Goooooooooo, Dodgers ☄️ 24 wins at the top of the eight month of 12.

In Krispy Knews… WATTabbottisms?

Tuesday’s Gone (Free-Form Wednesday follows)

Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn is at the mound and it’s insane and uncanny at the same time just how much the batter at the plate looks a lot like Charlie Sheen.

https ://www .npr .org /2023/08/08 /1191679261 /ohio-election-results-issue1-abortion-state-constitution-amendment-ballot-voters

Over at Guardians 🪶 territory, The Cleveland Indians just scalped the CARITAS crowd in MAGA-evangelist island.

 

Deer, Amb.J-P Asvazadourian, in Paris, France, the Kat’s already been skinned, chewed and, spitted-out on Second base, in Hilo, Hawaii, however, your most very best excellent pussy cat Diego is being all phunny with the 12-year old ardillita de Nuts the squirrel 🐿️.

Los Aristopedophiles, based on the debased story of “Don Gato y su pandilla” y “Los kittens de Siamese Sánchez”…

It’s only 22 days until the next Blue Moon in the Sky Gig and 138 24-hour periods until Christmas and in to theys Krispy Knews (Ho, Ho, Jo!), American Dogs got fat and went the way of Rome. And across Ventimiglia Hills and over la Promenade des Rosbifs…

Any how, on today’s editon of Mika’s Shawl, Mika went over Menton and Monaco and found the Cap d’Ail the perfect place to go over Cousin Joe’s big noggin and she invited (all by her lonesome) Governor Krispy into the Rockefeller set. The routine played like an Abbott and Costello sketch, and in the spirit of a Christmas countdown discount on a lay-a-way plan, Cousin Joe opened up the piggy bank and splurged on the treats.

Across The Atlantic, the new Public Broadcast Service moderator for Washington Weekly can’t be bothered on the Morjo Show when asked to explain how the Republican Party got to it’s current MAGA cult conditioning format relaying that bucket of AMERICANA over to former Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton… Secretary Clinton for her part blamed it on Eleanor Rigby’s so-called lonely peoples, but father McKenzie could not confirm Ms. Rigby’s involvement with “The Loners”, in response to Secretry Clinton’s comments, Father McKenzie brought up the WATTabbottism of the “Hillary’s Honduran holiday” in 2009 when “Billy’s wife” failed to call a SPADE a COUP and instead called a CLUB a KIDNAPPING in “pura vida³” mode.

³~. Costa Rica & Usbek

And Hillary R.C., I blame Rachel Maddow’s “Hamburgers in Paradise” at 3 a.m. in the morning (no less) and Joe Scarborough’s Unesco’s connection at Buzzfeed dot France for all the loneliness of the month of August in Paris, France. But that’s on the préfecture de police catalogue, at ODeon place.

Context on “Oh, hi Oh!” follows… Abort, abort, abort…

 

Over at Progressive Field in Columbus guardians 🪶 territoires abortion is on the ballot 🗳️ box. And in Paris, I take my milk with café cargado con miel… cafecito is on Saturday mornings car°tunes with Miami’s favorite Korean, Katy Phangs.

But seriously… who let Costello in, —Fredo Corleone?

The loneliest Trinity residents.

 

Previously on, her farts smelt of Oñions 🧅

Synopsis: Kris Kryspy is running for sainthood en Tegucigalpa.

By-the-güey, hoy no hubo IMER noticias, but that is ok because mister Nájar don’t CARE when his correspondents are in BELÉM, BRAZIL. It’s the last summit on world climate before the ALIENS that ZANE ZELINSKY warned the world about back in 1995 and 1996 take over the world… thanks, OBAMA! 

WaWa Segment from LA Canopée, et vualá!

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Baby Crack Formula — Hamburgers in paradise

It’s Reaganomics, Mika.

Et je jure que je n’ai pas d’arme 👻 🍔

But, FO’ist! It’s LA Nocturne de las tres de la tarde in Central Siesta Naps, with musical guest, Diablotin Makes Three.

Forgive the F.D.A., Dr. Murthy… It’s America, we can figure out how to bring joy to the World with just baking soda and Coke®️, but try to feed the post-embryo babies of Children’s Hospitals, and the first thing that The Biden Administration does is SATIATE the Bentley’s need of doctor Saldmann {and} his quasi-oligarch peers at The European Hospital of the Rich at Citronella Heights 🪁 in the 15éme Arrt. of Parigi, home of the GENERALLI BALOON.

If only president Biden would supply The Georges Pompidou doctors with waiters in their Brasseries. Coq Suckers de mierda.

And, Willie Geist, fuck you! Da’fuck you mean is the “SAUCE”!!! That Wisconsin burger-eatin’ fool is in on the Time-share stratégie for HoBo’s and of course, them motherfuckers that Dean Martin called, Kings of The Road.

I Know Where Ronald McDonald was buried 🤡… John Wayne Gracie

And Mika, when youse down and out, {knot} that you’d ever know what that is, what with your royalty PIN like the one that little Cunt at La Jornada [Poniatowska] sports on her lapel at Wimmenn’s Fairs, the price of a happy meal gets you an 85 cm x 175 cm table with cushioned loveseat.

Ladies from Gemini: Bernie has left the Strip

WHERE WOMAN GROW,
and men plunder…
You better RUN—You better take
Cover.

Now, now, settle down

“Now, now, settle down,” .:. E665E558-3E41-4A78-90FC-544191412A09  🕥  and hold your questions until the end of the Session, ya’Bums!

Meanwhile on Mesa Dr., Gremlins and Gknomes were caught messing with our Trademarked TimeStamps, aussi, The Paris Hotel in Vegas can’t get enough of them peacocks.

For the record

For the record .:. 1059EF35-CB09-4D55-9056-353780710ED0 🕕 Previously we [the staff] brought up the issue with the digital minute hand “jumping a click” at the 12, 20, and 40 minute mark. Earlier in the transmission, the clock dragged an entire hour behind Central Europe Time. And please, Alex Witt, don’t gives us that “ Yikes”, because öüï know that you can see the parallels here, even though Mr. Sorkin does not read us.

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You are nothing without The Ruhle

You are nothing without The Ruhle .:. 84F3A793-A025-4D36-B971-7095F2D3C0F6 ⌛️Sincerely, David Gura at the 14h00 timeslot.

Men at work

Dear, Avi Velshi; Eye “wonders what is going through your head,” you sir are probably Mexican, why with the way you dish out las indirectas like that time when Dorian hugged the U.S. Eastern Coastline and you, Sir, reminded “that guy from the neck of the woods” about his family past. Now, mr. Velshi, Eye would not pull this out of thin air, no Sir, it’s Black History month and you would not shot the messenger like them pussy-cats at Buzzfeed and the Morning Joe crew from the days when Louis Burgdorff was covering the Way-2-Early crowd… but speaking of absent minded talking heads, what ever happened to Mr. David G.?

Now, mr. Velshi, before öüï [the staff] ask that you please relay to them Stanford University diplomats and National Security Advisers that the culture of “shot the messenger” was started way before Adrianne Elrod was pitching the Hamburgers in Paradise [to Sir Paul McCartney, no less] and previous to a certain Congresswoman from the state of Florida performing, “Debbie does Brazile” on the nomination count of 2016.

Business as Usual

Business as Usual .:. E1300D82-3701-4F12-B576-8FB280019717 🚒

So please, mr. Velshi, if that is your real name… as much as Eye hates seeing the American Dream siphon through the gutter of American democracy (and by American, Eye means the entire continent, not only the part where Them Vikings set foot before that Wop, Columbo, landed in the Bahamas) Eye must point out that Washington should be grateful that no “Junta Style” Kissinger student (Pinochet) or a Sandinista turned Pare de Sufrir Evangelical Christian modified them “white picket fences”, no mr. Velshi you should be thankful that the fear of Vlad the Russian stealing the Electoral College election of 2020 is in great part because all them “Young Americans / Baby Boomers”, as predicted by Lazarus and some Cat from Japan, turned into Fat Mickey Mouse Cows, or something like D.A.T., in other words: KEEP ON Tweeting and Facebooking in the Free World!!!

And remember, mr. Velshi, —motherfucker—  Don’t Shot The Messenger. And Mr. Buttieieg nevermind the count, it’s the Electoral college that will get you in the End.

Eye come from a Land Down Under

Eye come from a Land Down Under .:. 0DBAD4F5-0C15-49DC-BB18-F02570951E47 ➰🃏

Oh, hey there Brian Williams — Live from Babylon III: It’s Saturday Night (today)

How’bout them Lights staying on and the Kornacki cam at 22% at the 04:11 in Seattle, eh!? And, oh boy! That is to say —You know— you will not be forgiven for changing the TIMESTAMP template and Quality feed of the Sanders campaign stop “in that Old West Texas town in El Paso,” because as you know, the Devil, —motherfucker— is in The Dentils, and James Carvill in the details.

Dear, A.M. Joy

Dear, A.M. Joy .:. D9549049-6F74-4A49-A14F-25129BF8111E 🧗🏼‍♀️ Yow cannot —you cannot— eat popcorn and do journalism at the same time, PUNDITRY, —on the other hand— requires truck loads of Palomitas en El Chuco.

But never mind the purple pundits, our focus right now on is the little mixed martial media things that can make or break a candidate, like say that midwest MINER daughter in the last demo-debate when Telemundo tried to take her down on a momentary lapse of reason, but as the entire Mexican nation (except those in the Tlatoani cult) know, AMLO’s name went into the same Venn diagram of CSdG, and —motherfucker— the so–called Latino X’ers from NevaDA could be forgiven if they don’t know who “los innombrables” that sent their parental units out of their hometowns south of the Bravo are, and if you call that river “grande” then you will know why the template on that El Paso timestamp matters.