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Jour et Nuit… Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon in Rome

In 60 minutes… I wrote this story too at the UNESCO in 2016 — CBS in La Nueva Jerusalén … CBS is was Colombia, not Columbia but the BS was the same.

If your name is Johanne Poisson, you are on First. Any how, all you need to know is that nació Herb Brown, hallelujah if you are into that.

Over on the Willie 🥸 Geist Show, David French knows shit, but i will wait for the loop-back.

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— Tell Mí, David… do you really want to go to China Town? Take your time Fuck’oh, i promise to bring you back to EATaly. And that’s how the Marco Rubio show goes… My name is PRIETO so Alicia Menendez will tell Ewe, she knows that yo soy el otro Polo.

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Une pineapple ne fait pas une Marguerite 🍕 Marco Polo.

 

If your name is Anne Hidalgo, you madam, are on Second. But please, Mrs. Hidalgo, Eye urges you KNOT to wear that them Bleu Swimming Shoes, it’s cold out there in La Seine and your nipples will attract that Bérénice 🇦🇷 Bejo shark 🦈.

Nino Rota was a fag, sin Celery… Allegreto Junior.

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If your name is Francisco you are in Monterrey and when I looked through the rearview mirror, your eyes told me who stole FIRST on a scooter out of La Rue Borrego entre Ventimiglia y les Alpes d’Huez.

A•ne•mon•ia… i now know what living under Mussolini felt like

For the record, Curt Kobain, anemonia is not a factor of your “memoria”, because you cannot “come as you are”. In other words, you must be part of the Vanity-wagon-Fair of The Atlantic and The New York Times… to achieve Nirvana and obtain a simple pyramid of needs³.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau explains calculus to Alicia Menendez, narrated by Sean Penn.

It’s Your Fault, Congressman Scarborough, it’s your fault… at least in my Unesco moment nostalgia.

https ://en .wiktionary .org /wiki /fuck Webster, Collins, and Katty Kay… Britannica, —Aussi!!! Graham NORTON.

The Guardian

It’s still a baby… currently in 2025, the French version of the TSA outside of the U.S. Consulate still disregard their own posted signs, or the instructions on the U.S. Consulate website. Like i said, that giant sequoia in front of the U.S. Consulate is still a baby, it was planted in 1850, just as Napoléon 3 was playing organized grab-ass in Veracruz with Zachary Taylor.

It’s part of the book of sorrows, or something like that, privileged people in Manhattan may call it fauxtalgia, and unlike “fake news”, the feeling of artificial nostalgia is very real, and Alicia Menendez, nevermind your self-proclaimed lack of mathematical reasoning…

Born in The U.S.A… but it’s really Mexican Native occupied territory.

and here is Y, Alicia, but first let’s figure out just what in the fuck X, is up to.

X = our narration begins yesterday at 15h, a screaming woman was held with the right side of her face to the ground, i did not snap the shot out of respect to the process that summoned me to la rue Gabriel in the first place. This is true, Alicia, this is not hyperbole and Mika’s brother in Poland can confirm this with his counterpart here in Paris, he too, Cousin Joe could elaborate as to why the woman was given the TSA treatment. For the record, a French TSA security guard instructed me that I should return the following day (today) at 14h.

Fast-forward to today at 14h…

X = A sign at next to the “welcome” canopy on the sidewalk next to the consulate entrance instruct 14th Amendment Citizens to go to the entrance, it was 14h, there were no other 14 Amendment, or otherwise, U.S. passport-holders and so I moved towards the entrance and when asked i furnished my passport to the guard who told me to, “come back at two”, I responded with a polite, it’s two o’clock, sir, the guard then says, “go to the line”. And so I did, without complaint or fuzz. Once again, out of respect to the process that summoned me to la rue Gabriel.

14h30… I have finally made it into the tent, there are three persons in front of me, and a pre-screening employee starts to ask the reason for the visit, when the pre-screening employee gets to the person in front of me, she tries to screen another “customer” while the person that she is screening looks for her paperwork, the catch, Willie Geist, the catch is that she skips me and the person behind me to pre-screening the FIFTH person in line… are you keeping count Alicia, because we are about to go into the different factors of the difference of X…

~14h45… An African man is at window 15, as I sit down I can hear the clerk behind the bullet-proof window say, ”congtatulations” in English and then just to celebrate Molière’s language the clerk utters “felicitation!” in a very Bostonian accent. Two U.S. flags, the novelty size for parade waving, and if I was to venture a size Eye would say that the U.S. flags were about banana size were given to the African man. This anecdote is also true Alicia Menendez, at window 15 at around 2:45 in civilian time a family from Africa composed of a black man, a black woman and two stroller-size black kids all became U.S. citizens in Paris. Check with your brother, Mika, he should have at least five days left at the U.S. Polish Embassy as the ambassador, so check the time Scarborough, check the source, nigger.

My Friend of Missouri

This is a work in progress, take 5 Mingus and call Mí in the morning.

Long story short Theodore Schleifer of The New York Times, the passport section of the rue Gabriel consular office had their farewell champagne ceremony from 15h to 16hundred hours, so, Sean Penn is now going to get some shut-eye and charge up for tomorrow’s episode, you are going to need a metric photo… photos conformes need not apply.

America the hypocrite: no one is above the Law

Thanksgiving Turkeys Blowout… America. Fuck Yeah!!! Fuck you savages, kiss my Cross. Here comes Elon Musk and The Inquisition (reloaded).

And as quite possibly the first « Made-in-France » refugee, Öüï wish Ewe a happy Tuesday.

radio france international, Raphaël Morán and, Mediapart can lick the shit out of my peanuts.

I see your PALO VERDE METHOD, and i raise your institution(s) the 2nd Law of INFODYNAMICS as it relates to DISORDER so, with this in mind please be advised that you don’t have enough space in THE UNIVERSE to store your Material World when you should know that we are living in a Digital World. 

… [A]marillo es mi color. After the break Öüï switch IT!, over from Durango to Sonora, where alacranes are not the concern on the ground but Gila Monsters roam around.

And, Willie Geist… one thing for sure is that with FOX News on their way to gut the Surgeon General of the U.S. office, Dr. Kavita Pastel and that other M.D. on the MSNBC payroll (of contributors) will see their contributors fees skyrocket. Good for them, but Willie Geist, LOKI just instructed Mí to relay to you, that you have some nerve raising your eyebrows on RFK Jr’s. “cherry picking” this or that.

The Sheeple with Camels.

For the record, Willie Geist, I still have that “annotated” bibliography from that unesco meet way back in 2016… right before that Donald Trump’s golden escalator ride to 5th Avenue when he shot the Department of Justice and nobody gave a damn. But it did earn a bunch of disposable income to buy yachts and Mustangs. Good for Morning Joe and The Rachel Maddow Show.

Willie Geist has done 👍🏽 it again… pornicoupia

For the benefit of those who might [just³] be joining Father Urbain Grandier on this blog, Willie Geist introduced porn on a morning “family” show way back in the “Octo Mom” news-cycle days.

³~. Seen The Video :

Tums, tut-ums, tums… an aficionado of all things French, you might remember Willie Geist narrating, live from a balcony overlooking Champs Elysées no less, the events of the 2024 Summer Olympics or, describing his sexcapades after the morning continental at La Drugstore facing the House of Qatar.

And for additional context just to CONTRAST just how far Virginia Slim(s) has come please be advised that Willie’s porn-reckoning happened like FIFTEEN YEARS AGO… Jackie Alemany was like a junior in highschool, or something like that and Richard Haass was not even drinking Red Bull back then to make his E.D. pill last longer at night.

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Maybe a Happy Ending…
That’s “Wicked” Porn!!!

Wicked News Ewe Can Actually Use.

Keen observers can even, for the first time on The Morning Mika Show, witness Mister Geist’s “grinch-like” smile one minute into the segment, “News Ewe Can’t Use”.

 

We interrupt Anand Giriharadas to bring Mika the SCORE

Letterman’s score card:

No vilarejo — En el pueblo… It Is probably good, that the Amazons are going to be investing in México, it’s the best « arnaque » in town.

 

Kamala wins, Trump is full of shit, period!
To celebrate, in Paris, France,
The MarJo Show is actually playing Jazz, yesss!

In Queens news The Los Angeles Dodgers just pulled another IMPECABLE “ocho“.

Your Foolish Spine. $100 MXN

Goooooooo, Dodgers.

It is now 09h00 in New York City, and why Mika changed wardrobe in the middle of the MorJo Show speaks volumes about the weaponization of style and Willie Geist’s matching tie 🟣… even Roker got in on the fad 🍽️, 🍽️, 🍽️.

And, David French… you deserve the Republican Party that the Ewe 🇮🇱 Es has right now. But don’t take my Tele ⚾ Mundo for, IT!, ask the Jorge ReyMos crowd from Univisión (formally Televisa in L.A.) just make sure that Paola Daughter is not in the set or the RAMOS will self-ignite as the father/daughter work for different POLES.

¡ Censuraron a Voltaire !!!

And, WHOMP… D.A.R.E. it is, UNIVISIÓN brought in a moderator from MÉXICO to handle Trump in their small ranch “presidential townhall” instead of bringing in the main nigger on that network, JORGE RAMOS.

PEOPLE WHO KNOW, know that THE GHOST of JACOBO 🇮🇱 ZABLUDOVSKY continues to haunt Mister Ramos even The United States.

Jorge Ramos, el hispano… not recognized by The Political Party in power right now in México, and if you know what Mexican president, Claudia Sheinbaum, said during her “mañanera” on October 12, then EWE know that México, is a lot like Thornton Wilder’s “Small Town” in the sense that a current date is not needed to establish the timeline as things appear to never change.

Stars in the Voltaire

Any 🦉 hoot, Simone Sanders, i did tell you that BROADWAY was going to El Pueblo (small town) but that’s just how the booking monkees at the MSNBC’s roll, which is Five steps behind my themes on this most non-consequential blog. And Rachel Maddow knows.

Deer, Ed Luce🥄 fuck Ben “buzz feed” Smith

🥄~. And for the record Sterling spoon, SPINAL TAP was parody for their (Spinal Tap) times, Donald John Trump is a TRAGEDY for our E.R.A., period!

Say cheese!!!

DULCE María de RBD don’t approve but if SheInBaum says that Manuel Velasco is hip to be square ⬜ then by all MEANS, “televisa presenta”…

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Say CHIS.

Say CHIS… Front Chis* need not apply.

*~. Frontera de Chihuahua vehicular 9license plate, not to be confused with just yer’ average CHIS, which stands for the WHITEST STATE in the Mexican Federation, —Chiapas

“Loki is the god of Brats ».

Across the Atlantic, it’s 1968 and Elon Musk has control of the Apollo missions at NASA, one morning in November, Elon Musk decides to leave Kevin Bacon and some guy named Tom, stuck on the Dark Side of The Moon. Meanwhile in Paris, it’s official, Eye is a work of motherfucking art. After the break Öüï explains to doña Salma why.

I used to love her (feminismo silencioso, by Muller de López) but Eye had to KILL HER. — Told Ewe all that Santa Ana was no “pata de perro”, just another CHICHARRÓN de PUERCO y PUERCA.

Cardboard mona lisa follows

The Village and The River … deer, Nate Silver, you sound just like 2016 at the UNESCO with the Buzz Feed i.p. as the Morning Joe narc.

Any Squawk, Eye ho’id that Andrew Ross Sorkin is good at Fencing, —Boy! Have Öüï has a major racket for Ewe’all, meet me at Wall Street and then Ewe can all fleece América, not just the United States in 🌎.

6 ~ million Jews can’t be wrong, Benjamin Netanyahu is Reinhard Heydrich

 After the break it’s another edition of Saul “Canelo” Álvarez is the 🥊 Champion of the World, but he is still a big 🫘 Mexican 🫘 bitch, I’m with 🥇 Oscar and you can call Mí, Mary Poppins, mister Scarborough.

Goooooo, Bruins. I’m Mary Poppins — y’All!!!
What is the definition of colonialism?

… and Reverend Al, can you imagine “Canelo” jumping on Stephen (Esteban) for anserwing a question about his trainging regime? Eye swear, Jan Psaki, “Canelo” is the biggest carrot flake ever.

Snowflake de canela

Fuzzy Dice Productions presents

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /deportes /2024/5/1 /oscar-de-la-hoya-revienta-al-canelo-que-se-pudra-malagradecido

And,  former AP~Lemire, to answer your question to Anthony Coley, Donald Trump would have to shoot and kill a nigger³ on Fifth Avenue in order for that ex-président to be put behind bars for contempt.

³~. because as Évry body knows, Mika is the nigger of the world, happy birthday 🎂 Woman.

Condescending Esteban de Estévez… Etienne en francés, but tell Mí, Jimi, “will the Wind ever remember the names, IT!, has blown in the past? The answer is no because it’s BAD RELIGION and, “this will be the last”, so fuck Mary, Armageddon, and the horse that they rode on. Now s’cuse Mí, while I Kiss The Sky ⚡.

… Israel settles donc, Israel colonises; it is settled. Representative Ale Ocasio–Cortéz stars as the lovely Penelope Pitstop, in any case scenario, mister Stephen T. Colbert, meet Mí, mañana you son of a bitch, as Öüï commemorate the International Day of The Free Press with Javier Sicila, Freddy Cats and of course The Unesco on Morning Joe.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/08 /page /2/

Ibid.

Let U.S. look back, motherfucker, to the day when this most non-consequential blog met the BuzzFeed IT security expert at the News Organizations for the Security of Journalist in Paris (5 de febrero, 2016).

And, Willie Geist, “Loki is the god of Miss Chief”, and Évry body knows that Miss Chief is Mika Brzezinski.

 

Joe Scarborough sabotaged the 2016 Election

Bureaucratic killings? Use a CERFA³ form for that.

Previously on the Buzzfeed de France… Élitistes Exquisitos.

 

³~. https ://www .connexionfrance .com /article /Practical /Where-does-term-cerfa-come-from

The evidence? You can’t handle La Juventud Bolivariana de Venezuela at the Unesco Siege in Paris, France. And, for the record, Willie Geist, play it again and save this post for your annotated bibliography, you son of a bitch!

For the record, Madame Representative Maud Gatel 🇲🇫, your colleague at the Florida house of carpet-baggers in Congress could not stand that an independent Mexican-Amercan revealed (in real-time) to his then mistress, Mika Brzezinski, Donald Trump’s campaign playbook.

La hornilla le reclama a la parrilla… Stove-top politics.

 

And just to circle back to BRONTIS (Officer Bruno) and Stephanie Menou at The Préfecture, it is actually A MATTER of OFFICIAL cerfa-forms that part of the things that I (Armando Segovia) was documenting including DISINFORMATION, was the new prototypes (PEGASUS) and protocols (Artificial Intelligence) that would usher in a new fascist front for the roaring twenties of the 21st Century.

Note to The C I.A., at the time, as you cocksuckers know, I (Armando Segovia) ignored, just like The Fast and Furious gun walking program, the names “PEGASUS” and that of Artificial Intelligence, but you know what Reverend Al Sharpton, I knew the ingredients of those dishes before the Chef at The New York Times published them for the World of Morning Joe to report.

One last thing before I blow my nose, Dr. Johanne Poisson wrote about this in a correspondence to MARIANNE at Cité in 2014, arguing in favor of my claim, but that’s history now, which is to say… 🎶 Ewe never trust a big butt and a smile (with a French trust fund and a L’Oreal research grant).

Señor, Raphaël Morán at Mediapart in front of La Adelita Restaurant in Saint-Antoine in Paris, France, lo invito a vender, “el árbol que Queda en la arboleda de La Verdad » … y que chingue a su madre su Amigo, Pablo Gleason 🗑️.

Mocedades, y para la bitácora: todos los hijos y las hijas de “La Otra España”, somos hijos de La Chingada, and it is not exclusive to Pablo Gleason and his Mexican entourage en MediaPart 🗞️💥.

P.S… and Congressman Scarborough, keep supporting your international Russian inteligentsia in 2024, and enjoy the new Baseball Uniforms…. heck, even Katty Kay can see through that sheer-see-through fabric. Gooooood, Dodgers ⚾.

Deer, Rachida Dati, meet Tina Nguyen

For context, on Friday’s edition of Morning without Mika Show, Scarborough was bitching about publication without “Ed°y°Torial” guardrails, or something like that, well Congressperson, it is not my Fault if the French first offer the means to a talents and skills Visa, and then renege on the tools to meet an end. There is no such thing as justice in France, just look a Dupond–Moretti, the current holder of Rachida Dati’s SEAL team SIX.

Symone que Sí, Alicia Menendez… the last time I saw that movie Congressman Clyborn was secluded inside of his special place at the basement of Capitol Hill. So was I, but at Les Halles en Châtelet.

When Whip-poor-wills call… “I was Thomas Jefferson worst case scenario,” as quoted from one of the 20 copies of stolen books inside of the VIRTUOUS Eye°Tallian, Vinnie Antonelli; King of The Rhoad’s, baby, 🇸🇸 King of The Rhoade‘s Scholar’s.

 

https ://www .livescience .com /archaeology /2700-year-old-temple-with-altar-overflowing-with-jewel-studded-offerings-unearthed-on-greek-island

Ministère de la Culture

The Nuremberg Defense : Rightttt Nguyen… « I Only Wrote was I was Told »

 

… and Congressman Scarborough, Willie Geist cannot let me tell a lie, because Loki (the god of mischief) would make Mika Brzezinski wear a bathrobe and think about ejaculating Russell Brand, heck! I reckon that even Katty Kay can vouch for that last zinger, which made Morning Mika storm out of the set 📐.

For context, Joe Scarborough claimed on Friday’s final part of Mika’s show that he was not the kind to wear a bathrobe but Every body who’s been keeping score knows that there is a Christmas Morning Joe jeer-in review when Joe and Mika stayed in the studio and got caught by the janitor, in a compromising position, a sloppy Psalm 69 is what the A°Male°Kites call it, or something like that.

Long paragraph short, the morning duo bribed the janitor and went on to do the show after they did each other in the studio’s bathrooms, in bathrobes and pajamas… Joe also wore under his pajama shirt, a stupid Green sweater.

Right, out of the trash… an exercise in Material Recuperation in the world capital of Fraud, Waste, and of course Abuse. It’s part of the Culture and the “good taste” of polite society.

 

… and Avi Velshi, Ewe are knot going to believe who cameos as Anne-Marie Cox? Why that would be Linda (Terry) Antonelli (Wilkinson), and she’s still wearing that same kick-ass jacket from 2016.

If I’d known that it was that Easy, I would have been all of the things that the Front de Gauche de Mélenchon(es) mexicanos en Francia smeared me with, and Javier Sicilia… de paso y para llevar, que Los Amigos de México en El Instituto Cervantes de París, chinguen a su madre³, también.

The Persuit of Happiness in Greek mythos.

³~. Todos los mexicanos y las mexicanas son hijos e hijas de la Malinche.

Dear, Willie Geist… are you French, motherfucker, or are you just polite?

A 7-11 Front GWAR!!!

🎶 Yeahhhh, my baby said she’s ridin’ on the one after 9:09…

Today is Poisson They in Mexico, the day marks the killing of kids… and over the BENNY HILLS and beyond the SMOTHER Kharp 🐻‍❄️ Peninsila Peninsula of YAMAL, in the former U.S.S.R., I got a message from Mrs. 🤶🏻 Claus, it seems that Santa 🎅🏻… that motherfucker, got replaced by a new kid on the Hard Block, Ho, Ho, JO!!! Issy–I–Told Ewe that it was going to be a Festevus Miracle, INOCENTE PALOMITA 🪽 Born To Be Alive.

NIÑO LUC, I Am Your New Santa 

The Thai Noodle Wire — One Night In Bangkok.

Fuck your AMERICANA AWARD³, Semafor… and your moustache is just as stupid, sir.

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Keep Your Self Alive 🎶🎶🎶 It Was 30 Years Ago, Sergeant Hernández told the Disco Bunnies 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ to play, and although they didn’t know the LINES, they we’re guaranteed to raise a Smile… So let Mí introduce to Ewe 🐑, The One And Only BILLY Sheers.

Person, Woman, Man, Caméra, TV, period! Sponsored by Vania™️

 

³~. And here is why, sir… Évry motherfucking “Americana” topic is designed to be a polite apology to cover up the stench of why Presidential Candidate, Nikki Haley, cannot bring up SLAVERY as a detonator for the Murder of Daniel Day Lewis on TAX DAY of1865. Ask honest Andrew Johnson, he’ll tell you that it was that BONES detective great-great-Grand-Daddy and Fulgencio Batista’s Cuban Front in Miami who killed Honest Abe.

Tom SMOTHERS, used Vietnamese subtitles, and he and his mother’s favorite son (not fortunate, apparently) got canned by The COLUMBIA BROADCASTING COMPANY just a few months before I popped out next to Cucamonga, in SanBrdo.

It’s six degrees, Willie Geist from The BUZZFEED FROM SCIENCESPO, and Loki, on Morning Joe in February of 2016, if you remember, mister Geist, was keeping an annotated reference/bibliography list just for your PORTFOLIO’S bottom line benefit.

With the Velvet Shade… a lonely view.

This Buzzfeed/MORENA-Francia at SCIENCESPO episode of course ties with Professor Buen Abad’s so-called “Mexican Humanism” in France 2011, with los Amigos de Freddy Cats en Puerto Vallarta, and the niggers in Paris of the then “socialist” PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE in France, François “West” Hollande.

https ://www.nytimes .com /2023/12/27 /world /middleeast /erdogan-turkey-netanyahu-hitler

And, ex-AP LeMire, I told you yesterday that the message would be in Version Original Sous Titres in Turkish.

Putin/Depardieu Connection follows, stay beautiful, MotherFUCKERS.

And, Maya on FIP.Mercredi… music aside, Netanyahu is a Hitler lover and Nikki U.N. Haley skipped the SLAVERY section of the GRINGO civil War.