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Deer, Jordan Bardella : step away from la Hierbamala

It’s futile, woman. The cops can’t help you and the sheriff department is in on the MAGA take. Enjoy what you voted for.

Save me.

But seriously, did you ever think that you would get to see what the History Channel Hitler Marathon Weekend would look like in real life? I (Armando Segovia) am telling you, children (I am old enough to call you that) you are living in one heck of an interesting time of humanity, you are living in a time when western (occident) civilization is reneging on it’s its promise to the rest of the world of “never again” ; and yet, here we are.

And who, Cousin Joe, who, motherfucker? Who would have thought that the monster hiding under Lady Liberty’s toga (stola in Roma) was from New York City—Queens no less. A product of the Reagan era “trickle-down” economics and Bill Clinton’s de-regulation bias.

🎶He robado trenes grandes y máquinas de vapor

Issy-j’aime-les filles qui travaillent à la chaîne.

Apolline, Ewe drive Mí crazy.

The lowest échelons and the shortest straw en Mexicolandia bite the dust, in Paris, France, Apolline de Malherbe is snake charming the RN.

But seriously volks, what are the odds that the fault for the interoceanic train accident in Southern Mexico would be the fault of the janitor of the last station where that fucking train would make a stop at?

Answer:

With All Due Respect — All Trains Considered.

100 %, because the responsibilty will never-ever-ever fall on the nepostist bastards who short-changed progress en ese rincón de La Chingada de López Obrador.

Por la panamericana, “¿qué horas son mi corazón?”

… cerf expiatorio, pues.

Entonces, Stephanie Daniel … never mind Luxembourg, this is a Kink on the vía, because if nothing else, México es un país de contrastes, one side is backasswardness taken to the nth power, while the flip side shows a little bit of hope¹ and yes (Claudia) even a little bit of progress².

¹~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/02/02 /politica /enviaremos-ayuda-humanitaria-a-cuba-sheinbaum

2014…🚈 a look back 💸💸💸

²~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/02/02 /politica /sheinbaum-presenta-detalles-de-construccion-de-ultimo-tramo-del-tren-el-insurgente-que-hoy-inaugura

The United States in América just inflated its own ego by PROXY

 Congratulations to President Vladimir Putin for single-handedly chipping away Anglo-Saxon United Statesian “exceptionalism”.

Just in Time for The 4th of July… Corn 🌽.

Issy, “America” is now primed for a dictatorship. How exceptional, Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the third celebrates on one of his super yatchs in Nantucket, which were a TAX-DEDUCTIBLE purchasE courtesy of all of the political campaign ads on the MSNBC’s.

Note to Simone Sanders:
What say your experts on ‘the gram‘? Say Hello to your Vanity Fair ‘polite society’ brunch contacts… eggs Benedict, anyone? Anyone?

Requiem for “peaceful” Capitalism.

The world is yours, Donald.

In local news:
The Space Shuttle had to make an Emergency landing in Brazil after the French beat Belgium at the Euro Cup in Hamburg, Germany.

“America” da Beautiful 🪆

A look back : The Frost interview.

— Richard Mulhouse Nixon:

You see (mister Frost) when a president does it, it’s not a crime.

Actually, mister President, presidents are kings.

Elvis Presley

In Living Color… Right now, Sinead O’Connor and Richard Nixon are at a bar, hilarity ensues when The King walks on Stage.

 

Well, he did tell the world that he, the president of Them United States in América, was not a crook, no wonder “Pat” said that he, Donald, was “presidential material”, or something like that.

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pat_Nixon

 The relationship between the President and the people he serves has shifted irrevocably. In every use of official power, the President is now a king above the law.

Sonia Sotomayor, lawyer with a “Black job”.

Right about now, Président Sarkozy wished that he was from Los Angeles, California.

The thing about La France… It’s that Le Francisme⁶ is hiring

The thing about La Franche… Is that they are a bunch of nigger lovers… and that’s a good thing. Because the alternative, congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, is a little nationalist mouvement called FRANCISME, and said mouvement shares a birthday with the biggest nigger in California, a CRACK PUSHER by the name of Ronald Wilson Reagan, our 🇺🇲 first actor-president 🎬, period!

Let Me Put You In The Forecast… Melissa saw her shadow on BFMTV, this means “Six more weeks of the -70’s Show », period!

And, Apolline de Hierbamala, that’s not me saying it, that was your next guest BATTLE CRY during the 2012 French Presidential campaign…

Does anybody remember
“My Niggas in Paris”
???

Who’s your Mamie now?

With that in mind, let Mí be the first to wish Tiffany Cross a Happy Birthday. Do not think that I missed my favorite Saturday afternoon show’s cancellation for calling out WHITE SUPREMACISTS on the state that congressman Joe Scarborough used to represent, —and still does…

And, Baby Blue 💙, if you are still in talking terms with Joy A. Reid, please let her know that MELISSA Harris-Perry told her so. And now you know.

Re🎂petition and you may eat it too.

and please don’t shoot this motherfucker.

 

 

 

Jump from page 171 — Night of January 16th³

³~. In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s The End of Yesterday, because in Paris, France… Son las cinco in CET.

Deer, Deputy Éric Ciotti,  Alpes-Maritimes, FRANCHE:

Like, Max “Guitar” on the Juanito Guanavacoa Show likes to sing (or murder your Rosbif tocayo’s version² of “Before You Accuse Me“) please be advised that I am only referencing you from today’s  FACE-à FACE Show on BFM’er TV because your rhetoric does not match with the PROMISE that your political party founder, President SARKOZY made to me… via the Talents and Skills Visa program. You are all rotten, the whole lot of you fuckers, except of course Carla, she’s alright.

Here, you probably have heard of this fellow before, he was a Mason, a good one, not like the fake political-parasites of today:

Most of our citizens, are scattered in the rest of Europe and the world, they live and die far from the “fatherland” […] I know that we are forced to go far away to look for the resources that our land denies us; and we could hardly subsist if we were to remain enclosed.

 

J.-J. ROUSSEAU
Letter to d’Alembert, 1758…
Page 15 of Chapter I
Le « roman familial » in,
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, en son temps.
M. & B. Cottret
PERRIN, 2005

²~. Eric (sin acento) clap, clap, Clapton;

And starring as Billy 🎹 Preston, The Fifth RHUTLE 🦃.

SEX WITH YOUR PARENTS

Now these old fucks can steal all they want
And they can go and pass laws saying you can’t say what you want
And you can’t look at this and you can’t look at that

False Friends in Translation follows… 🌬️ 🎶 When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw – mom… Sex With Your Parents.

 

And you can’t smoke this and you can’t snort that
And me baby – I got statistics – I got stats
These people have been to bed with their parents

And today Öüï, the staff, introduce you to the MOTHER of all coincidences and ironic calques, for starters, let’s ask the only reliable source in the Universe, Wikipedia, what a CALCO in Lenguiski’s is:

Armando Segovia:
— Wikipedia, what in the Wide World of BFM’er TV is a CALCO?

Champagne, Foie Gras, Caviar, SKI LODGES, et. al., are all GATEWAY HOOKS for cooptation, which ENDS in Corruption.

 

WIKIPEDIA:
—In Lenguiski’s, a calque or loan translation is a word or phrase borrowed from another language by literal word-for-word or root-for-root translation.

Armando Segovia:
— Wikipedia, could you please illustrate for the REPUBLICAN PARTY on both sides of The Atlantic, S.V.P.?

Go ahead, mister Alpes∴Mari❇️times , send your “private investigators” like your Free∴MASON∴brother did, this time, however, bring send the HOUND DOGS aussi, why don’t you, la préfecture de Cité and the Place Where Évrybody knows my name knows my location all of the time, you capitalist Welfare Queen.

∴ = THEREFORE

Wikipedia:
— Indeed, meet me at the geriatrician’s corner à la rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau at la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux.

— 1945 – World War II: Adolf Hitler moves into his underground bunker, the so-called Führerbunker.

17 de enero del 2013
FIRE–fire H*E*A*T*

In Ukraine: it’s Sobredosis de cemento 💥

Meanwhile at Fort Knox, Lima is getting a warm and fuzzy… and in GERMANIA, the WAR FIGHTING CENTER at Grafenwöhr in The Upper Palatinate region of Bavaria is getting ready to welcome Ukranians, just like the neighboring Bayreuth did in the Upper Franconia region after Hitler was fetched out of his little fucking bunker, on a THEY like YESTERDAY in 1945.

Pegasus follows, sponsored by BUZFEED and Morning Joe (2016). Happy Alabama-King LEE-They-in Mississippi,  starring Colonel Poulet Bourbon as Chicken E. LEE.

… Well, well, well, look what The Birthday Song brought in (layers cake), and if Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela, is reading, he will probably deploy the plausible deniability mode at SciencesPo.

Jump to Phat Basterd’s wet dream in a General’s Rank… Heavy Armor is knot taboo, Evermore.

Previously on: The Funkadelic is not an Executive but he is a PARLIAMENTARIAN, but i will get to that after los SPOTS•AUREOS FEATURE al Chivo en Francés) 26/01/2021

Ladies in Gemini who are Knot joining the transmission, i ask that you don’t pay pay attention to the the HYPE, in other words, (no pun intended) “a picture might be worth a THOuSAND words”, in French mind EWE, but i can tell you that without CANTINFLAS, Coluche is just a clown.

The Funkadelic is not an Executive but he is a PARLIAMENTARIAN:

Fire Woman, you’re to blame:

French Science .:. 03753FDD-3DFC-4D2C-A69D-F766C5674915 📰 Paris, France_ Feb. 24, 1900, Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux. Police in Paris are detailing the latest doppelgänger scandal at BFM’er TV.
A new science dubbed “PHRENOLOGY”, a process that involves observing and/or feeling the skull to determine an individual’s psychological attributes is the new Tool that Franz Joseph, that motherfucker!, had the GALL to use in France to reveal that Apolline Matin (pictured in Black) is the ILLEGITIMATE grand daughter of the one-and-only, Ian ASTBURY, a known CULTist and founder of what else… a Band called The Cult.

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