This is a template, y nada más que un patrón

Entonces pues Benjamin [not Ewe] à la rue de Saint-Denis, don’t get lost in translation :

Coma frutas y verduras and don’t cut your first-born’s throat just because some “burning 🇮🇱 bush” told you to part the Red Sea while listening to Exodus and smoking a fat Marley at Pyramids (Metro line 14:21–22). Look it up, nigga’… it’s in The Bible.

 

In local news, poultry in the State of Israel³ are currently seeking pardon from Abraham’s god after Netanyahu 💩 used those stupid chickens 😇 to transfer all of his crimes against Amnesty International onto … those poor 🐔 chickens who only wanted to grow up to be “Chick’n Nuggets” at the McDo en Tel Aviv.

Samba for Ewe.

 

³~. KapParot before Yum-yum 🍩 Kapoor.

Over at the old INNOCENT’s Cemetary, The Republic might have removed the SKULLS and BONES from the fountain that stands there, but the spirits are still there remain in Châtelet, not at The Catacoms.

Back in Palestine :

Thank you, Jerge, for providing the “visuals” for today’s post, i am glad, to be a SOURCE for your [cartoonish] inspiration… ‘member now, JERGE : Know Your Chicken 🐔 you have to know your chicken.

Sources close to the, Colonel Sanders, relay that KFC’s across the so-called promised land (to Jared Kushner and associates at The U.S. Embassy in Paris, France) report numerous incidents of poultry meat catching on fire like a fucking bush.

 

In Paris, France… the prime minister [El Cornado] turns l’Elysée into a CHEESECAKE FACTORY

³~. ou presque… now influence yourself with a Krispy Kream Doughnut, you crazy FROG!

Desde El Cielo una Hermosa tocada…

 

‘member now you fucking grammar Nazi, at the INTITUTO CERVANTES in front of The Crazy 👯‍♀️ Horse, that en Espagnol la hache es muda where it lays, except after of the letter ‘SEE’ de Check Point CHarlie.

… and Marina Le Pen, you Wild Bitch, as the First Refugee in PANAME Made-in-France, please stay tuned for “una DIANA” de Alicia Leos y Carlos Loret de Mola.

Una Diana 🏹  sin pies ni cabeza

Any 🦉 hoot, mister Macron, it’s a good thing that empty brain influencers in France don’t read my blog at La Bendita Sorbonne del colegio de Francia en Aubervilliers, which is to say mister President, fuck the EHESS and the fake karatecas de Sciences Po.

It’s 10 am in Central Europe Time

I’m a furry Jaguar… set in stone, behold :

² The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like, like… um, like a panda, —i think !?

Flourescent is the color of purgatory… in the waiting room while listening to Susana Poveda.

 

The Pope is landing and all of the clochards at Paris Centre forgot to sound toll the Bells, as promised, when the Leon had landed..

REV. 13:2

REV. 13:2… ses pattes étaient comme ceux d’un ours, et sa gueule comme une gueule de lion.

 

Papas à la francesa… or,
how Eye learned to
stop worrYIng and learned
to love Rev. 13:2

Rock The Belles – Heck in a handbasket.

 

Not to worry, L.L. Cool J’s gonna Rock the Bells… but first “heck in a basket case” is kin to Green Day because we, as opposed to that French floosy fip, continue to celebrate punk to its final frontier, not its final boutique.

BASKET CASE…

_ grasping to control, so I better hold on (or i’ll kill you all)

… and in Washington, The Pentagon WWF’d the IRAN-TACO match

American Pie… and starring as Stifler’s mom, Katty Kay.

In Memory of Chi Chi the panda®️

 

for context, just like in JIMMY CARTER’s days (1979) when Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri, also known as The Iron Sheik, ridiculed Hulk Hogan on the mat of a make-belive universe of entertainment, so did Panda The Bear when it took Vincent James McMahon to court for encroaching on the wild-life brand… fo’Reals nigga. https ://creativecommons .org /licenses /by /2.0 /deed.en

The Circus

The Circus

 

¡ LOU-SHAH-Raaaaaan, dedos a tres caidas sin limite de pactos !!! Donald John Trump contra IRAN

Eye-zhEY, i say : fo’Reels, don’t belive the hype is a sequel, and EWE know that it would be Un°TROU, and you know that I Would Be A Liar if i say to you that we couldn’t get much higher.

Arm-ando a Maradona : from the hip, not the ribs

But first, Eye gots literal Nazis to my Left and Spooks to my Right, so nevermind the Young Turks and thank God for the Young Communists among U.S., period.

You don’t say.

FOR THE RECORD : THE FIRST “AMERICAN” POPE IS NOT ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST… the first AMERICAN pope was JORGE MARIO BERGOGLIO, who happened to be a native of the sister Republic of La Argentina, period! You USONIAN mormonites (sons-of-bitches) on the Morning Joe Show.

also:

Fuck The PRADA-wearing Amazons, send in the Sirens all bunched up in a Mini® clown car dressed like Mimes from MANS, man!

Usonian Executive Terrorist-in-Chief.

 

Good grief… The Tragically Hip

Zohran Mamdani to skip the Met Gala — breaking longstanding NYC mayoral tradition

In local news, Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ José Antonio Morante “de La Puebla” Camacho was gored by the fourth bull of the faena during his comeback corrida from retirement in a place called Sevilla.

 

Where was Öüï? Ah yes, Öüï was in L’anus bonaerense de La Plata disarticulating Maradona just like SETH did with his brother, my friend OSIRIS, any 🦉 hoot, somewhere along the transmission lines and the spectral communication waves (👋🏼), the Geo-positioning thingy mixed the longitud lines on the graticule of this most non-consecuential caricature of Don Quijote de Los Alpes… knot to be confused with Hannibal becuase that’s a different Iberian.

Gas, Mass and, ladies in Gemini : The Ass 🫏. It’s a good thing that Pope Francis I is no longer with US (oh, the humanity), not sure if Bergoglio would have “chosen” to eat ass (literally), his motto was all about Choosing and having Mercy (look it up) but goddamn! Even “Don” Bosco would probably be prompted to say : porca vacca! Che Cazzo?

 

Now, as a result of this mishap with the navigator’s console, Rosinante took a wrong turn in Cucamonga and —SANCHO PANZA !!! Ended up running for his life in an Argentina pampa after a gang of gauchos from the River Plate Boys spotted Sancho’s donkey.

Support your local warmonger

…

トランプのアメリカは : Bibi Netanyahou’s bitch

Issy-it’s-the French touch that sells the Epstein Class at Invalides.

Breaking in Washington, Anand Giriharadas relays that Israel survives and thrives thanks to “American tax payers”, but that is because for the JEWS in Israel, gringos are GOY scum  for Yahweh 🇮🇱

I don’t practice Santería.

Instant replay, no surprise :

Trump’s 🇮🇱 America ☠️ is :

One vote for Trump is a vote for Netanyahou’s Jews in Israel and Las Vegas.

Have a pineapple 🍍 with Ananas Giriharadas and the Epstein Class on the EyesWide Shut in Dubaï’s Hilton.

Never eat with women… but if you do, do like Mandingo in FRANCE and make that bitch pay for the meal.

 

Remember now, it’s a GWAR of Distraction for Donald Trump.

And, Anand… they did it all for the “network”, God forbids that Civics got in the way of their foie gras and New England lobster meal with the French in Epstein’s apartment on/at La Seine.

Bitch, take the quickest train to Harlem

En fin, Django… Jan Vill[€]net is a babe, but la médiatrice retired from the Actual 75 zip code transmission and moved to El Paso, Texas, where she runs a HAM Radio outfit right under Congressperson Robert “beto” O’Rourke cul-de-sac, coincidentally just a few blocks from where Pancho Villa took a piss at Sunset Heights next to I.C.E. University on Bob Hoskins Rd.

Appellation d’Origine PALESTINA.

 

Do I really have to? Oh-key Doh-key… but please remind the YOUTHS that Leonardo DiCaprio will not be televised.

Le’mme fix this, en avance te quiero.

🚂

T.R.O.N. was an American Girl.

Take The Ey Train.

Syncope

Dear Sam Stein… you’re one in a million : kill the president, act now

Ewe are knot racist enough 🇮🇱 The Cure of course is to Kill An Arab.

En contexto, la música del mundo de ayer domingo fue diluviante y genocida.

Un minuto de jazz con Iraida Horizonte No Riega, o algo así.

Immigrants and faggots… and the Land of The Braves 👄 ⚾

The Devil went Down To San Luis and a woman calls balls and strikes in Georgia… Eat a pitch bitch – eat a Peach deer.

Eat A Peach 🍑 Pablo Torre, eat a pitch /s.

The Gods of New York ain’t got nothing on the Trump of Washington D.C… fight the power 🎯 (that’s a period, not a target on your ear) Donald Trump’s dad, his father the psychopath father was a bum, worst than a French Clochard. The scum of humanity, all manifested at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on the Potomac with el puto de Trump in charge.

You Gotta’ Fight… for your right to sucker-punch rednecks in J.D. Vance’s America.

What is the difference between a Palestinian and an Ex-pat?

Musical Guest: CHICO CHE y La Crisis

The difference between a Palestinian and an Ex-patriate (from the U.S.A.) is that Jesus would have been shot in The Gaza even if he was traveling on a Benny Hinn evangelical trip to where Mary got outed by a cold play en El Espíritu Santo, a-men.

🪘 Espores-Oh que 🪇 Catalina le pegó 🍍

And in Washington, Benjamin Netanyahu tied Baby Jesus’ pretty-pink butt to a Star of David and sent it to Donald Trump on Jefferey Epstein’s birthday.

Hilarity ensues when Donald Trump fucks up picture They with Tom Brady when he (San Donald) wears black orthopedic shoes with a dark navy blue suit, instead of them Ol’Brown Shoes. The only thing that saved the snapshot was the First Lady’s orgasm when mister Brady reached to shake the old fragile hand of mister Trump.

San Donald de Los Traidores. If mister fisgón had just a little of agency instead of agencia maybe, maybe he would not have to visit my blog for inspiration, but we thank La Jornada anyhow.

Anyway César, Thomas told you that I can SEE In Advance™️… but only in 36hr intervals and cycled for re-hash Évry 4 U.S.A., 5 France, and SIX years in Acapulco.

In local news, China is soft-buying every inch of eateries in Paris, France, in the form of Chinese buffets à Châtelet, the current ratio of French cuisine stands (Kebab/Grec) to Chinese buffets is 5 to 1 and 1 in 5 when you substitute those faggety ‘creperies’ to a Chinese restaurant.

EXTRA! EXTRA!!!

For the second time in 2000 years, THE JEWS kill The Child-ren from Bethlehem, sources close to Josephus Scarbougus relay that Jewish settelers from Las Vegas Nevada are currently snatching infantinos under the age of TÚ and gift-wrapping the little bastards for Donald Trump.

 For our next act, Donald Trump can’t get blood up to his penis, the culprit is the president’s big fat greasy ankles… there’s always something with that fucker’s feet 🐾… weak gene-pool in that Trump family, naturally, Donald Trump turns to Chinese remedies to stiffen the 1st Prick and ignoring traditional big-pharma treatment to bring a smile to Melania after bedroom duties once moreagain, like in those Jefferey Epstein’s Swinging Swings in Atlantic City in the 80’s and 90’s..