But first, Eye gots literal Nazis to my Left and Spooks to my Right, so nevermind the Young Turks and thank God for the Young Communists among U.S., period.
FOR THE RECORD : THE FIRST “AMERICAN” POPE IS NOT ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST… the first AMERICAN pope was JORGE MARIO BERGOGLIO, who happened to be a native of the sister Republic of La Argentina, period! You USONIAN mormonites (sons-of-bitches) on the Morning Joe Show.
also:
Fuck The PRADA-wearing Amazons, send in the Sirens all bunched up in a Mini® clown car dressed like Mimes from MANS, man!
Good grief… The Tragically Hip
Zohran Mamdani to skip the Met Gala — breaking longstanding NYC mayoral tradition

In local news, Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ José Antonio Morante “de La Puebla” Camacho was gored by the fourth bull of the faena during his comeback corrida from retirement in a place called Sevilla.
Where was Öüï? Ah yes, Öüï was in L’anus bonaerense de La Plata disarticulating Maradona just like SETH did with his brother, my friend OSIRIS, any 🦉 hoot, somewhere along the transmission lines and the spectral communication waves (👋🏼), the Geo-positioning thingy mixed the longitud lines on the graticule of this most non-consecuential caricature of Don Quijote de Los Alpes… knot to be confused with Hannibal becuase that’s a different Iberian.

Gas, Mass and, ladies in Gemini : The Ass 🫏. It’s a good thing that Pope Francis I is no longer with US (oh, the humanity), not sure if Bergoglio would have “chosen” to eat ass (literally), his motto was all about Choosing and having Mercy (look it up) but goddamn! Even “Don” Bosco would probably be prompted to say : porca vacca! Che Cazzo?
Now, as a result of this mishap with the navigator’s console, Rosinante took a wrong turn in Cucamonga and —SANCHO PANZA !!! Ended up running for his life in an Argentina pampa after a gang of gauchos from the River Plate Boys spotted Sancho’s donkey.
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