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Any 🦉 hoot, if Adelita had indoor plumbing maybe she would not have died in abject poverty³

L’Adelita throughout time… strange coincidence is that in Paris, France, l’Adelita 🌮 , a Mexican restaurant, is right in front of the Mediapart paywall-room, but that is just a strange coincidence nothing else.

 

³~. In the U.S.A., no less… context on “the indoor plumbing” reference will develop shortly when Joe Scarborough is teleported back to 1st Grade in the  deep “KNEW” South.

Bunch of pussies.

https ://wikipedia .org /wiki /Adela_Velarde_Pérez

¡Que 🎬 Viva 🎥 Eisenstein!

 

Note to Julia Ioffe : this is nothing against your exceptional lineage but rather a comparative analysis triangulated with the current Mexican president’s immigrant story and Natalia Almada’s generational trajectory following her great-grand dad’s exile to the Road in Escondido in California.

The Punchline, delivered by La Campeona, Carla Bruni

No pun intended:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-une-musique-de-lutte

but a fun way to remember what a RECIPROCAL is—is  by FLIPPING 🖕 IT 👇 OVER

La Pasión de Carla… y las tangas de Raphaël Morán en « Mediapart ».

—Did you say…?

—Whore.

¡…..Öüï now returns to the conclusion of Ausente en París y La Campeona por Alfonso Reyes …………….!

Marjolena Kalten-porten Ángola, —I Love You, I miss you, and tómate está TKT 🍻 con Mí-Go.

Smells like teen spirit.

… just the facts Mediapart, and nuttin’ but the motherfucking facts:

Armando Segovia came to France inspired by some dude named Tocqueville and hoping for a bit of reciprocal courtesy from the people who claim that they had invented la “llamada” Liberté, what Armando found [instead] was Emiliano Zapata dressed like a fag and his image manipulated by Pablo Gleason y la Préfecture de Police.

Zapata in Drag — PARIS FASHION WEEK 2025.

Cosecha de un árbol de pólvora {the 🎤 punchline} :

Overcoming the general astonishment, Monsieur Machin, ever analytical, asks:

“But then, dolphin or mermaid, naiad, oceanid or demon… without skirts, would you like to tell us how, when, where you acquired such agility and grace in swimming, such athletic perfection, such extraordinary mastery of… of… of… of…

And the oceanid, candidly, cuts him off:

“C’est que… vous savez? Avant de venir ici je faisais le trottoir á Venise.

From Árbol de pólvora

San Sebastián — Ambassade de La France au Le Mexique

Dear, most-Excmo. Ambassador, Jean-Pierre Asvazadourian:

Several elected LFI take legal action after Robert Ménard’s refusal to marry an Algerian under OQTF³

If his name is MAROUANE, then you know that The Gods Must Be Crazy, mi negro.

[p]ERHAPS, don Juan Pedro, and I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) am just spitballin’ a skinned cat and two perritos that I had for barbacoa in yesterday’s Math Session*, but it sure seems like your Institution’s are starting to notice that your administrators are starting to act like Mexican fonctionnaires, and with you being smacked in the middle of la CDMX you know that it is only matter of THYME before your public servants start to ask for “su mochadas para las sodas”… ask Prof. Johanne Poisson, she cannot let me lie because she is the one who chose this ACT – below ⬇️ back in 2014… Bruno from the 7éme bureau dépôt suggested the solidarity clause after I proposed searching for a Lawyer in California for violations against my human rights and professional retribution from a GOVERNMENT.

— BREAKING in Paris, France:

https ://france3 – regions .francetvinfo .fr /occitanie /herault /beziers /plusieurs-elus-lfi-saisissent-la-justice-apres-le-refus-de-robert-menard-de-marier-un-algerien-sous-oqtf–

How CON-venient.

 

FLORENCE Cassez bestowed with the lighting of the Olympic Torch 🔦… the Event is to coincide with García Luna’s sentencing in Babylon II at a court in Manhattan.

I don’t like Baseball,
I Love It!

Context develops out of an unmarked grave 🪦 The Haunted Mansion is for Barbies, Oppie 🤯. A perfect Trinity by any other ART.

 

PRESENTE.

Trinity Pictures presents, a Flyin’ Horse Appart
and
Oppenheimer’s Hunted Barbie Mansion

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /faits-divers /police /violences-policieres /policier-ecroue-a-marseille-un-sociologue-du-cnrs-denonce-une-fronde-organisee-a-l-interieur-de-l-etat-alors-que-le-directeur-de-la-police-reclame-sa-liberation _5968973.html

SUBJECT: YOUR new “fourth power³ alongside the executive power, the legislative power and the judicial power.”

And in Austin, Texas… Sessecionist governor and wheelchair enthusiast just signed into law a bill that would count consider a televangelists credentials to count as military service, just like in Iran with the Coran and their so-called “morality police ».

 

³~. Traditionally, in real democracies, not REPÚBLICAS 🍌 BANANERAS with KANGAROO 🦘 COURTS, the fourth power was a trade (not a profession) called PERIODISMO, néanmoins, Manuel Valls (ancienne Primo Minstrel at Matignon) sent that power the Way of Tyrone and Erroll Flynn 🏹

We now return to Adventures in interpretation* with Marie-Ange Schiltz

*~. And justice for all, it’s Mel Brooks’ birthday.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /faits-divers / death-of nahel_scenes-of-looting-and-ransacking-in-the-heart-of-paris–30-06-2023

Eyes on the ball, it was a perfect no-Hitter at La Samaritaine where Jay-Z made New York, New York, famous again [según él], Émilie Munera was at the Point Neuf reºgatºeanºDOºseº un huipil de contrebande de Pharell Williams’ “clochard collection”.

Ensayo de vida, continued… and to celebrate the return of la Urbanidad en la cancelación de las jornadas de información de France Musique Jean-Baptist Enfants cancelled the entire month of June 2023 from his work-schedule.

Hypocritical tangent in with Mediapart via Musique Matin with J-P Mo’urbain.

7h40 – La chronique d’Antoine Pecºqueºurº : qu’est-ce que le journalisme culturel³ ? Pour sa dernière chronique dans Musique Matin, il nous donne sa définition du journalisme d’investigation dans le secteur culturel, un domaine ambigu et paradoxal… which is code for backstabbing son’s of a Happy Bitch without A Roof.

³~. It’s whatever your Excellency y sus mercedes wish it to be as it is your divine right.

On l’a rue de Rivoli, La Samaritaine witnessed how the Monk on l’a rue de Bourdonnais got raped. It’s a “Signé” that C.C. de Chorœægrafía will have to weave into her matinale con mister Urbanidad.

Où en suis-je,
à présent,
avec les personnes à la rue ?

Los Hilos de Mariana X. Rivera, tercera y última con la llanura de Xochistlahuaca y sus féminas graves

https ://www .theguardian .com /commentisfree /2023/jun/27 /worlds-richest-man-bernard-arnault-france-philathropy-billionaire-class

Page 177Three:
One morning, a new one, sitting on the ground in rue Montmartre, clean, red anorak, nothing by his side. Twelve hours later, the night is cold, it’s raining he’s still there. I pass by. Days go by, he stays. One morning, the place is empty. Has he found a solution? No, he’s moved to Montorgueil. And as he passes, I strike up a conversation. A banal story, William is English, he mumbles, not very convinced, about going back to his girlfriend, who kicked him out.
Since then, William hasn’t moved, but a few things are beginning to hang to cluster around him, a paper bag, a cloth that looks like a blanket, a cushion that insulates him from the cold. William won’t move until the store that he is loitering in front of asks him to.

 

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION Bites The Dust and people who buy Louis Vuitton’s French luxury brands don’t care. If you want it then you should have made a PROBLEM of that Bitch, Jay Z.

Page 177, ¶ Four:
Why was I so attached to William and not to the young woman sitting a few feet away from him? This is the store, a tolerant business, it seems. The filthy drunks don’t stay long, but others are regulars. The image of Alain, a veteran at La Bagagerie, it’s been a while since he held the storefront. Years of aging in all weathers beautiful…
—End of page 177

But FO’ist! Breaking on Deadline, “C’mon!” President Biden just obtained South Korean citizenship, thus shaving two years off of his birth certificate. The White House strategy scheme upset the Land of The Rising Sun’s Prime Minister after Secretary of State Anthony Blinken had assured the Japanese PM, Fumio Kishida, that Joe was feeling Japanese, on a Mexican Radio.

Yo, bring it on down… “Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt 🩸

 

Tenga su quequi³

³~. Mexican anglicism for CAKE, as in: Ewe may have ton thon queki de tuna y atún and Eat, IT!, tú, Aussie.

But seriously, “And Justice for All!” compared to what? But first, here is what Freddy Cats “action figurines” look like behind the counter of a real panadería:

Ahhh … Justice ⚖️.
Page 178, ¶ One (Interrupted development in the Clitoris of infatuation… Continued from ¶4, p,177.)
_ man with whom I’ve never managed to make contact, on my way, standing or slouching on the same sidewalk, then one day , 💨, he’s gone.

 

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/6/28 /l-epouse-d-un-trafiquant-de drogue-été abattue-a-l-interieur-d-une~boulangerie_(Vidéo)

A Closer Cake 🎂

Get Crazy with The Cheez Whiz. Seoul…a-mente Korea _ AP News. To celebrate the new Turn Back The Years Reel, South Koreans around the world celebrated, with you’ve guessed it, Cheez Whiz.

Allegretto at chez Los Feliz in El Ey… Ji, ji, ji⁸

It’s Primetime in Hilo Hawaii, Oh-nine 45 a.m. in La France

Musical Guest, Kurt 🎩 While.

So, it’s National Sport’s They in France, and to begin the transmission, why not knot actual sports affected by the reform at hand and how the 2024 Olympics IN Paris, France,  will do absolutely nothing for the SPORT ASSOCIATIF & BÉNÉVOLE* of those ghetto buildings on the North Side of Marseille, but that’s just me not believing about tomorrow, but about today.

In any case, this blog is not appropriate enough to feature in here what I have seen in the past decade, or so. So, meet me on the next page. In the mean time here is a teaser for The Melle. Pitch Award at Emmaüs:

If you are a French student struggling to read this message, in English, no less… know that it is the old fuckers in your Hex’a-gone who are making the most noise to secure your future, in any case, good luck on your BAC results, it’s not like you have it made like Vanessa Paradis, who, I am sorry to say Johnny Depp, does not deserve the shit she gets, but that is just me.

 

And if you don’t believe me, ask the fellow bum busting my balls for doing what I do best, which is getting the facts to relay to You French Motherfuckers what is happening under your Stupid fucking noses.

As you were.

Fuck you, Donnie Deutsch! Fuck you, fuck your brand, and fuck your firm. You and Donald Trump are the same, you just haven’t got caught, like that Juanito Guanabacoa in France… which brings us back to LAST WEEK to THEY, motherfuckers.

In fact fuck all advertising firms, especially the ones in France. But don’t take my word for it because one has to be a pasty-cracker in France to bash Marianne, like the guy who wrote “Paris I Love You, but you are a fucking CUNT!”, or something like that, from one of those pretentious Café (plural) in France, and I mean the entire HEXagone… knot just at la Place des Vosges.

Excellent articulation, Luciano, keep playing Constance, just don’t slay the Keys, least you want to piss-off Émilie Moreau.

This segment is being brought to the Service du procureur de la République (in France) courtesy of Mr. Griffith J. Griffith, in the Los Angeles Basin of the Pacific Tectonics Plate near Mount Baldy and Rancho Kukamonga.

The one after number 9, number 9, number 9,…

Foreword:

In this section, Alicia will show up in places where even the White Rabbit dare not go, which is to say, Rocky Point is just a shot away from Haiti.

La Rumorosa, B.C., Camp Alaska (México)_ https ://www .rfi .fr /fr /Amériques /20230324-l-immigration-et-Haïti-au-cœur-des-discussion-entre-Joe-Biden-et-Justin-Trudeau

United Miners of North America.

 

Say what you want, but if your name is Karl, at a media enterprise in front of La Adelita on la rue de Crozatier, just behind the APHP messhall with the pornographic orgy scene fresco at Saint-Antoine, then you might be?

Yesterday

Survey/Enquête says:

A. Judas
B. on the Side of Editorial Darwinism
C. A fellow from CAºBORºCA

Answer: … para la eternidad, Judas, para la eternidad.

The Ville is Real, the clown names have been exchanged for credit at some pretentious Canadian University in Ontario.

And here’s why, J.R. (el hartista que’s-que puso los “ojos” en Tecate™, eye—Eye!), because if you, sir… believe los comensales de l’adelita en Saint-Antoine, then by all means don’t follow the yella’Belly road to Médecines du Monde because all that youse gonna find is a motherfucking ReVolving door ushering you to Amnesty International à Belleville, which coincidentally is just a shot away from BOTZARIS and la Fréquence Paris Plurielle, but far from being in-pitch with la fréquence 110 hZ.

Two U’s (pronounced: Tú Ewe’s)

…

Jump to mañana.

Previously on, “Oh, my Lucky Day!”: it’s Bip, le clown du Mans

100 Años de ¡Silencio!!!

CATSUP is code for? —Anyone? Ketch-up is code for? — WESTERN UNION? — VIGO?… any one of you SonsOfBitches? CATSUP is code for? REMESAS of course, ¡HIJOS DE LA CHINGADA? ★remesas Bip~bip.

Ok, in the first place, what were you doing at a dark corner of a French café, and as a matter a fact…

At the Umpire’s abode, Mrs. Umpératrise is throwing heat at Mr. Umpire.

Flore Umpératrise

— Yeah, I saw you earlier today! 👮🏻‍♀️

Marcel… Flip the page.

Nancy Umpire

— You don’t say. Hey, your lips are salty 🧏

Efémeride for a SOUVENIR, starting Chabela  Huppert as the boxer’s main MILF.

In World Series News:

abanicar :

According to the Real Academia Española, abanicar extends beyond the four definitions below, but a good example in real time is the above screen-grab of congressperson Scarborough STRIKING OUT with Mika after the Floribama lawyer whoop his love letter to Eddie Murphy* out on the set. The behavioral reaction of Cousin Joe was worthy of a Napoleon Dynamite même🤹.

*~. https ://www .imdb .com /video /vi683391513 /?playlistId =tt0086465&ref_ =tt_ov_vi

💃🏻. tr. Hacer aire a alguien o a algo con el abanico u otra cosa. U. m. c. prnl.

2. tr. Taurom. Agitar ante el toro el capotede un lado a otro.

Sympathique… Pink Martini 🐸 is knot a muse.

3. intr. Cuba, Méx., Nic., P. Rico y Ven. Dans le jeu de baseball, ne pas frapper la balle après avoir fait un effort.

4. prnl. No hacer caso, mostrar indiferencia ante algo 🇫🇷

★World Champions, as in THE ASTROS (Houston) are, per the logic of The American Priest in Paris, the North America ⚾pennant holders, where as Japan’s national baseball team is the 2023 World Champions.

A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN dignity.

Don’t Shoot the mime 🤹, it’s not his fault; instead here’s an American Version of a French piñata, which of course Ewe all know, the piñatas were invented by The French at 🦁 SciencesPo 🦊, those motherfuckers!

From the top 🎪 🎩

🎼 … In other words 🎶

In this Section of Thee BAC, the student should not confuse La Gymnastique with Les Gymnopédies.

Travlin’ Band — mime version 🤹 🃏🎭

 

But FO’ist!
In this section of The BAC(H), the 18 year-olds will demonstrate their Physical Training and Sex Ed know how… “Gymtimidation” will not be tolerated on the excercise machines or, in the gadget and/or tool sheds.

Subject: Tarahumara Cisco League

In this section the student will DO THE HOMEWORK for JUANITO GUANABACOA’s son and in the process, sacrifice a 2-years of their pension to fund Juanito Guanavacoa’s retirement in France.

Instructions:

Ils trouvent “El Chueco” sans vie, le meurtrier présumé des jésuites à Chihuahua

… naturally, the elected Mexican cultist who moonlights early in the mornings as the Executive of that enterprise took all of the credit for the self-policing or, as French people say, “le président s’est attribué le mérite du maintien de l’ordre dans la région“

The student will explain how baseball is played in the Sierra Madre regions of La Chingada and provide an example of what an “OUT” is code for when the umpires of the game cover the tracks and sweep the homeplate:

https ://www .liberation .fr /international /amerique /au-mexique-trois-morts-dont-deux-pretres-apres-un-match-de-baseball–20220624

Material… because what else is a fucking Mexican in FRANCE good for if not to carry your fucking load, unless he’s or she is enrolled at SciencesPo or la bendita SORBONNE. With this in mind, Ari Shapiro… please do not, EYE SAY AGAIN, please do not confuse your Melle. Pitch award TYPES with the PITCH Black political elements of Évry motherfucking benevolent enterprise* in FRANCE, but that is only because SOLIDARITE on the SPOTLIGHT of BFM‘er TV has not discovered and/or invented whistle blowers yet, but then again, EYE already explained how the COOKIE MONSTER (7) lost his way for the love of DOUGH.

*~. Keyword “enterprise“.

https://insightcrime.org/news/sinaloa-cartel-leader-hunted-mexico/

Extra Credit: Provide an example of how MEDIAPART is now into the tales of “El Libro Vaquero”. Warning: must have receipts, or the President of the Court will sentence THEE to, —death by Guillotine™.

…

Intermedio con Carla, hoy no hubo Sarko!

Las piedras rodando terminan:

… and in this corner, fighting out of the Camden N.J. corner liquor shop, is Stephanie Rhule. Across the Atlantic, the singing wife of a French mandatario and mortal enemy of “La Beba Gaytan³” is challenging “la pundita” for the intercontinental belt. Tropicana Oil Wraslin’ Rules and the Uruguayan MudSlinging Commission sanctifies, blessés, and approves of this bout.

³~. Víctor Trujillo (Fundación Televisa)

By: How does it feel (Question mark and 99 tears)

Pago en Especie.

Jump to page tú:

California³

³ 

El Espejo de tu corcholata.

This year’s edition of Whiteness in Paris is being brought to Ewe (in Hilo, Hawaii) in Primetime, —no less— by IKEA (Punto y coma).

Sí Se Puede.

 

A deal between La Mairie del HdV and the Swedish “Salinas y Rocha” a.k.a. IKEA™ was reached for an unlimited amount of what the French refer to as, “sommier métallique à lattes”,

{or}

what la colección Troncoso de Xavier López “Chabelo” simply catalogues as slatted bed bases.

Sleep Number Catalán 🇪🇸, in collaboration with Juanito Guanabacoa y Cinéma France-Mexi…¿qué‽

 

on account of the creepy snooping that the corrugated meatball maker giant orchestrated on its French subsidiaries « subjects ».

https ://www .mediapart .fr /en /journal /france /150621 /iikea-france-fined-1m-snooping-staff

Must Show WO’ik

 

‘member now before November bites you in the ass that… I was the one who told you about Fast and Furious before the NYT was allowed to baptize the mission.

Bring The Mash Up, leave the Ketch Up

 

… 💅🏻

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Naturalize my aguacates, mister Mélenchon

Pass the Bacon, Kevin…

Kevin Bacon Needs Six Degrees of Separation From Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
byu/_Frozen_Waffles_ inhotones

But first, Mediapart can lick my avocados, and here is why, because I tried to tell you so, back in Nov of 2019. But your IVORY editorial COLONNE wanted a fucking full peer-reviewed, Top-Secret declassified dossier before your reporters could verify (COTEJAR) MY WOUNDS from the night before, not to mention, a FULL CONFESSION from the police officer who assaulted me, ISSY, i asked for, HELP!… The Police de Police didn’t care either.

https ://www .mediapart .fr /journal /france /170622 /revelations-sur-la-clique-qui-conduit-la-prefecture-de-police-sa-perditionrevelations-sur-la-clique-qui-conduit-la-prefecture-de-police-sa-perdition? utm_source =global&utm _medium=social&utm _campaign =SharingApp&xtor=CS3-5

Content Warning, for those just joining the list of people who do not read this blog, please be advised that Öüï does knot, Öüï repeats, we do not select the news of the they, Öüï seulement joue les cards qui les Venn Diagrams drop on our plate … which happens to be the cue for our sponsors in El Paso, Texas, “los agradecidos del jabón del perro”… o algo así, and if you are in on the joke, this is:

La tradicional
Corrida de Juneteenth…
en Puebla.