Meanwhile at Issy-de-fippo, it’s la carte blanche to the H.R. MGMT department of models married to peoples who fuck with the stars.
Secrets in Plain Pinault.
Live from Control 32 on msnbc… Bald people for Trump in New York. It’s MORNING in TJ… On the way to I-95.
Send $5 bucks, in Mika’s name.
The Star Hustler, para espontáneos.
And we begin in Mexico where a Devil comet and a Solar eclipse are at la pirámide de Aztlán en Chapultepec drinking a latte when Hilarity walks in and slaps a rabbit onto president AMLO right ontowhere Paul Stanley’s KISS 💋 Star goes, and if you are into ORGANILLERO boxes, son SOMBRAS nada más… 👌
Sombras nada mas, ombres pues!.
… but wait, Eddie Murphy steps in and callS the Rabbit Shade, “straight-up PROPAGANDA,” adding that AMLO’s shade on face is no WABBIT! Silly Tom, ask Jerry.
… and Jerry replies in his trademark mute 🔇, that’s right, Eddie Murphy, that’s no Waskaly Wabbit, that there is a Donkey, just like Ewe.
And then Shrek requests that the image on AMLO’s face is edited for accuracy with AN³ASS.
³~. Aristegui Noticias 📻
Shake your remesas, makers.
🎶 We fellinfound love in a hopeless place.
After the break, it’s rich people in Palm Beach, and in Cannes, Pauline Godart goes post-apocalyptique on International Water Your Sports Coat Day after she discovers that Mika Brzezinski and Pauline Paccard have fused their wardrobes in décalage with Day-light Saving Times.
But first, it’s another edition of Secrets in Plain Sight at Libération on Pau24.
“Now don’t be modest, now KNOW Moore, talking… », Öüï all know that the great 🔥 of April 15 became “patrón” of the 45 000 « Tous Mecécès ! » on the Carrousel de la Libération de André Le Notre on the ‘Grande Allée’ de Vaux Le Vicomte.
Indeed, It’s The End Of The World. Cat, mouse and donkey are outing the rabbit 👯♂️ ears on Playboy.
Eyes on the ball, it was a perfect no-Hitter at La Samaritaine where Jay-Z made New York, New York, famous again [según él], Émilie Munera was at the Point Neuf reºgatºeanºDOºseº un huipil de contrebande de Pharell Williams’ “clochard collection”.
Ensayo de vida, continued… and to celebrate the return of la Urbanidad en la cancelación de las jornadas de información de France Musique Jean-Baptist Enfants cancelled the entire month of June 2023 from his work-schedule.
Hypocritical tangent in with Mediapart via Musique Matin with J-P Mo’urbain.
7h40 – La chronique d’Antoine Pecºqueºurº : qu’est-ce que le journalisme culturel³ ? Pour sa dernière chronique dans Musique Matin, il nous donne sa définition du journalisme d’investigation dans le secteur culturel, un domaine ambigu et paradoxal… which is code for backstabbing son’s of a Happy Bitch without A Roof.
³~. It’s whatever your Excellency y sus mercedes wish it to be as it is your divine right.
On l’a rue de Rivoli, La Samaritaine witnessed how the Monk on l’a rue de Bourdonnais got raped. It’s a “Signé” that C.C. de Chorœægrafía will have to weave into her matinale con mister Urbanidad.
Où en suis-je, à présent, avec les personnes à la rue ?
Los Hilos de Mariana X. Rivera, terceray última con la llanura de Xochistlahuaca y sus féminas graves
Page 177 ¶ Three: One morning, a new one, sitting on the ground in rue Montmartre, clean, red anorak, nothing by his side. Twelve hours later, the night is cold, it’s raining he’s still there. I pass by. Days go by, he stays. One morning, the place is empty. Has he found a solution? No, he’s moved to Montorgueil. And as he passes, I strike up a conversation. A banal story, William is English, he mumbles, not very convinced, about going back to his girlfriend, who kicked him out. Since then, William hasn’t moved, but a few things are beginning to hang to cluster around him, a paper bag, a cloth that looks like a blanket, a cushion that insulates him from the cold. William won’t move until the store that he is loitering in front of asks him to.
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION Bites The Dust and people who buy Louis Vuitton’s French luxury brands don’t care. If you want it then you should have made a PROBLEM of that Bitch, Jay Z.
Page 177, ¶ Four: Why was I so attached to Williamand not to the young woman sitting a few feet away from him? This is the store, a tolerant business, it seems. The filthy drunks don’t stay long, but others are regulars. The image of Alain, a veteran at La Bagagerie, it’s been a while since he held the storefront. Years of aging in all weathers beautiful… —End of page 177
But FO’ist! Breaking on Deadline, “C’mon!” President Biden just obtained South Korean citizenship, thus shaving two years off of his birth certificate. The White House strategy scheme upset the Land of The Rising Sun’s Prime Minister after Secretary of State Anthony Blinken had assured the Japanese PM, Fumio Kishida, that Joe was feeling Japanese, on a Mexican Radio.
Yo, bring it on down… “Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt🩸
Tenga su quequi³
³~. Mexican anglicism for CAKE, as in: Ewe may have tonthonqueki de tunay atún and Eat, IT!, tú, Aussie.
But seriously, “And Justice for All!” compared to what? But first, here is what Freddy Cats “action figurines” look like behind the counter of a real panadería:
Ahhh … Justice ⚖️. Page 178, ¶ One (Interrupted development in the Clitoris of infatuation… Continued from ¶4, p,177.) _ man with whom I’ve never managed to make contact, on my way, standing or slouching on the same sidewalk, then one day , 💨, he’s gone.
Get Crazy with The Cheez Whiz. Seoul…a-mente Korea _ AP News. To celebrate the new Turn Back The Years Reel, South Koreans around the world celebrated, with you’ve guessed it, Cheez Whiz.
How to win an Agrume 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 only on the Nathalie Piolé “prison show”.
And, Medhi Hassan, how Do, Ewe do, that thing you do? Are you some kind of Deaf, Dumb and, —Blind, Boy! Kidd 🐐?
Hey Nicolle, green goes swell on ya’, indeed…
A whole lotta spendin’ money.
Fuckin’ Commies★
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Knock ⚖️
Bring back the 50’s!!!
The sad reality, Pundit, is that we are closer to 2050 than 1950, but that fellow from the Back To The Future movie didn’t know how to code, and so Old McDonald Had A Pharm… i ay i ay oh.
Where are they now?, section of the blog, The Orange County, California is having their 30th Anniversary Class Reunion and this is the runner-up for the invitation propaganda.
Over at Siren Central, Denis Soula is feeling like the last Fettuccini Alfredo [plate] at the radio france Salad bar. In the mean while, The Prince and wife are celebrating something, something in Deutsh. Last Öüï heard from the crowd is that the price of Rosbif is 12 higher than Schnitzel-grübens… sorry schatzis.
And at Grand Central Station, 20 decades equals… Nice racism, of course. En Contexto, for U.S. Secretary of Transportation and “cadeau” pour Les Compagnons du Devoir at the University of Notre Dame (pronounced They’m fightin’ Irish) the one and only, Perter Pedro Buttigieg, as told by the most Australian of all Spaniards, Russell “are you not entertained?” Crowe. Guest starring the most French of Italian explotadores, Charles de Batz de Castelmore d’Artagnan, in the role of Gerard Depardieu… It’s the Top of the Second, Louise Michel has been ejected by The Empire from the mound, there’s no runner on base and Julien Bayou is at the Plate.
Time ow in Hilo, Hawaii is the exact opposite of Las Arenas en París:
Mean while in China, Nuevo León, los tacos orientales de Cuernavaca, Morelos, saben a QUESADILLAS SIN FROMAGE del bueno.
Deer, Mayor Pete:
All roads lead to ROMA, and off-Course, La Rue Berger
So yeah, Mayor Pete, with 20 decades under her book cases, “Nice racist” writer but also, “White fragility” author, Dr[a]. Robin DiAngelo would probably agree with Bill Maher (that motherfucker!) because the secret for a top notch infrastructure is to have a history of colonies, as opposed to ‘back yards’.
Por ejemplo, Raquelito, you might not be wondering what this rollo has to do with la rue de Sauval (75001) and The FORMER Mexico City Metro DIRECTOR, FLORENCIA SERRANÍA,who will of course tell you que “NADA”.
La Florida, siendo parte de la raíz cuadrada de Florence, naturalmente no será culpable del desplome de un edificio en Miami. AND IN México, it’s Nice that Grupo CARSO is going to pay for the “repairs” needed for a failed above-ground metro line THAT GRUPO CARSO (Slim) BUILT, in the first place! But Mister EBRARD, who is going to be the “CHIVO” who is going to go to jail for all of the fallen ones in a Land where there is no God, because it’sMéjico?
En México todas las Florencias son “buenas” y nunca hicieron: ¡NADA!
Sin embargo, Mayor Pete, the good monos at don Calderon’s funnies (el monoaureo) kind of sort-ah are edging towards a CrossConnection between the collapse of Metro L12 in Mexico City and La Estación Châtelet-Les Halles. It’s a triangulation that puts Salt in the Cement and adobo on the Day of The Music (ed. 2014)… precisamente por los alrededores de una SAMARITAINE en plena etapa de re construcción.
Dentils follow, but first Bridges and Tunnels walk into a Bar, hilarity ensues when Metro Line Gold is feeling kind of, sort’ah… like a sexy Samaritaine.
And in Gorilla news… 🌬💨 All Quiet on the Étang de Thau, Sét[e].
It’s always the “kind-er, gent-ler” luke-warm machine guns in Neutral colors, like say… Eye don’t know, —A 🇨🇭 Army knife— peut-être?
… [something, something, French]
Baya, Bah-yia vaya… Cibo Mato stole a Black Dog, and this is why it is important to know your chicken—Ewe got to know your chicken. 🛰 In Local news, a Chicken They Trader filed a complaint with the referees because “Black Dog” kept fraternizing with his free-range poultry.
And, Major Thom… Eye did warn Tranquility Base about how “Ewe need Mí on that WALL ie… look back at the writing shaped by the BLOCKS of la rue Sauval, Paris-Centre, formally Nº 1.
After the break it’s:
Adventures in translation,
transliteration,
calcos and off-Corse,
False Friends.
“A Republic, if you can keep it.”
Sponsored by:
Ópticas Franklin
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Ladies in Gemini, con ustedes “El Niño Luc”, sin Sirena pero eso sí, hijos de Benjamin Argumedo, con bosal pa’no empapar… “Take it A–Güey!”, Luc, and nevermind D.A.T. Nereida on them Seine Waves, because over at the neighbor’s rock house the Deepest Purple Pundits of America are riffin’ “Child in Time”, as per regulatory regulations… That Little Devil is in the Samaritaine’s dentils.
Banksi is a Fag, yes he is:
🎶 Out on The Streets
D.A.T’s. where öüï meet
Time over yonder: It’s The 11th Hour in Hilo, Hawaii, yes it is.
Still to come: America, D.A.R.E. is template for it!
Deer, Willie Geist, please inform Studio 3–A at the peacock Center D.A.T. this here is what a Run-on Sentence looks like in the Key of Jazz (America’s best import, ever), period .:. E8BD413B-C202-4E4B-AB04-4F8A5EFF9901 𓂈 For additional information please head on over to https:// www. old. reddit. com /r/ bitch,𓂀is a BUS!
Anyhow, Niño Luc, aren’t you glad that your Evil half, Luc Fregón, does not work for The Guardian at the BBC?
In any case, Luk’y Boy, stop playing the prophet, what are you, Nostradumbass? Stick to the Sensory Business (radio) ‘cus if You lose, It!, you’ll lose a Good Thing—motherfucker!
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And in Washington, did John Donald The First just pulled the favorite move of aspiring Hitlers on the “How To Be A Better Despot On Your Way To a More Perfect Tyranny” book, by way of CENSORING COVID–19 related data from the Center and Diseases Control in Atlanta, Georgia?
Breaking the News… Justice Ginsburg just trolled The Nation (again)… and in Washington, Nicole Wallace just went “Top Gun” by having her breath taken away on Deadline by the REVELATION that if things don’t start to change in real time, there might not be A United States of America on January 2021, even with REGIME Change. Chew on them beans D.A.R.E., Columbia.
And WOIST!!! Did Jared Kushner’s mating partner just pulled an “indirecta” on the good people of Puerto Rico with her choice of Goya Foods product for her illegal corporate sponsorship of Beto Unanue from an official Executive Branch media resource? YOU BETCHA, motherfuckers, it’s a play from that same “despot cookbook”.
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In Signs of the End of The World is Near news, Charlie Sykes just introduced the peacock crowd to a place called PORN HUB… oh, The Humanity.
Freud was a real motherfucker, and an uncle to all of the Donnie Deutsch-es–es of the world.
Might, Eye recommend a Tour por la Plaza de Toros y el mercado del la zebra cachiruliada (es en la realidad, un burrito azotado y cansado).
Workin’ on a Cold mine.:.c5444c9d-b674-43dd-b99b-ac2e0d93731b •|• Meanwhile in France, as Mercury rises over Hilo, Hawaii, Júpiter celebra al Jim Morrison y las sardinas caídas a partir de la guerra en Indochina, cuando Los Beatles decidieron explorar el Mundo de Le Monde más allá de La Alemania.
Nomas no mire a San Diego, porque allí ni Manu Chao puede cruzar.
Vivan las hamburguesas in PARADISE.:.DBEED96C-04D5-4D21-87AB-5EF9976CEB77 |•|
