Job Announcement nº 9: Manure Shoveling Specialist

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The Wedding Present — Ewe Only Leave Twice.

An American in Paris applies for a job at radio Franche. Hilarity ensues when Aurélie Moreau relays that suicide is a pre-requisite course

¡GRAbiel!!! Ese es el nombre que más odio en un invitado de Mika… and if you think that THAT left naked boob is a fashion statement, Ewe maddafakkas have clearly not seen Marianne’s solid long-sleeve.


Président Macron dreams the speech that he is going to deliver to la Sacré Vache of 2023, a phaux long-horn named Ovalie the Last:

Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your calf-sons on your knee, and s/he asks you, “What did you do in the great World War II?” — you won’t have to say, “Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.”

Cat S’up, Bitch!

that’s right, Bovinos, ewe can say that your ribs fed the troops by the bushel.

Still to come on Ancient Aliens, edición Lagunera (Zona del Silencio) en El Bolsón de Mapimí, Öüï présents « The Evidence »… Ground floor minus one at the Beaubourg, en París.


Following the termination of at least one shit-shoveler at BFMTV International, Marc-Olivier Fogiel, oligarch of the Chaine at la bendita Porte de Versailles, opened the hiring period, effective from 25 February to 05 Mars, inquire with Perrine Storme at the TV Conglomerate’s Big Pharm across The Sacré Périph.

But first, we touch base with el PAN* favorite VOXING actress, the one and only Sirène of the whole rotten lot, Charlotte🧜🏻‍♀️Bibring.

I noticed that you noticed, Issy, i say again:


(Something goes here)

my best work is not under pressure, or torture, or by Co-optation and especially, Denis Soula, a través de la cooptación  InsºtiºtúºNacionalizada de los Amigos de México en la préfecture de Cité.

But seriously, I am Sirius and you are not.

… and, Natalie Piolé, “Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?”

Any how, Love Frog, love Mí Tú Times.

In Local news — Vivaldi is a fag year’round


— SOLD!!! To the Gringos with the barras on his 🎩 top hat 🥳.

1904: en Panamá, 🇺🇸 Estados Unidos gana el control del Canal de Panamá por $10 millones de dólares.

Futuro tacos®️


“Is it possible…” in the form of a question, “that is the question”, dice Memo.

1903 – 🇨🇺 Cuba leases Guantánamo Bay to the United States “in perpetuity” 🇺🇸.

Any how, the following section is an active intermission in reel-time and while the EVENTS, The Peoples, and The Places are real, the content  dealing with the “ZONE of SILENCE” on the “Cosmic Impacts” episode of season 19, are for the most part as real as SATURN according to David Icke; that is you’ve got you know tune in to learn that Saturn is not what you think it is.

1836Texas Revolution: The Siege of the Alamo (prelude to the Battle of the Alamo) begins in San Antonio, Texas 🇲🇽.

Fantômes sin brújula en Mapimí… Mais non tonton, no Phat Basterd’ singing here, must be all that magnetism getting shut by the people that “apparently” rose from Yermo por aquello del kilómetro 33 en la 49D.

1847MexicanAmerican War: Battle of Buena Vista: In Mexico, American troops under future president General Zachary Taylor defeat Mexican General 👯 Antonio López de Santa Anna 👯 while he practiced (according to the good people’s of Coyame-del-Bolsón) Listening Silence in a Zone of Tolerance.

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Eye tells Ewe what though, in another era i roamed all that region, from Cuéncame to La Laguna de Los Frailes, allí a un lado de Los Americanos, and I never saw such espectros, except under the influence of peyote, maybe?

Chupacabras, perhaps, doctor?


A lo mejor, Dr. Birnes, the confusion lies on the map used by the producers of Episode 6 of Season 19 of AA. That there map on the post d’Ayer seemed to Mí to be from the time that LOS TOBOSOS (those fuckers used to grill apaches for their “discadas”) amenizaban en Escalón… allí existía en otros tiempos una “zona” but it was not one of SILENCE, as a matter of PHACT ☄️, that zone 💃🏻 was of 👯 TOLERANCE… “Congal” creo que le llamaban al lugar ese.

Anyhow, Giorgios Tsouka los Frajos, where’d you get Ol’Gringo Bill from, —Cucamonga?  🐰 Eh, what’s up doc?  🥕🥕🥕🐇 Did ya’Take the wrong turn 🚀 in that “dive” in Alamogordo from UTAH?

C’mon now, doctor, SUELTA LA SOPA, you ended up in Escalón because you crossed-over to las Dunas de Samalayuca, didn’t Ewe? Fess’Up Maddafaka! You wanted to try la plancha de pescado frito 🐟 en Los Filtros 🎣 de Camargue!!! Didn’t Ewe, you 👾-lovin’ son-of-a-bitch.