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My niggas in Paris… re-loaded back to the future in 1984

En contexto with Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo (2012, or maybe it was 2014) at The Paris Hôtel de Ville where Miguel Vaylón (Misha) irrupt-ed during a meeting of City Council preceded by Mme. Anne Hidalgo. Misha’s interruption of official City business was to protest the (then) upcoming visit of the former telenovela husband of Patricia Rivera, míster Enrique Peña Nieto, who at the time was also the head of State in Mexico during the year that Florence Cassez made her glorious return to the City of Lights.

 

🎶 That’s the power of
love…

Back to the Future, 1965 at The US Festival in 1983; when Bono met Selma.

It’s bloody Sunday, y’all, and all Eye can say is that good trouble was invented by John Lewis In 1965, and just like every (fokin’) thing black it would not take long before the Irish re- fabricated The Bloods.

Now normally there would be no tangas, no hilos, and/or strings to account for Nadiesh-da’s invocation on this part of the programming, but for…

that time when The Reverend Al Sharpton became an honorary Mexican, sources close to Carmen Aristegui relay that the good Rev., already has his own “corrido”.

The producers at The Susana Poveda cinito Show speculate that Sharp’man’s Ballad is produced by the same studio that brought us Las Paus (as) de La Mañana.

And this is the part, ladies in Gemini, where the but plug is inserted on the paragraph, because as Öüï has explained before, Eye does not select the leaps to Six Degrees to Good Trouble and Metallica’s “can that rattles the most”…

And in the paraparparsed  phrase of Reverend Al:

El ejercito en los cuarteles (2011-2017)… and Señora Florence Cassez, usted ya lo sabe y Ana Anabitarte en El Universal de México (2012) no lo puede negar, yo (Armando Segovia) ya vi está película en el 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022,(2023), 2024 y, al parecer all the way to at least 2028, but I don’t want to spoil the ending, so pena de que la bendita préfecture de Cité me retire mi status de “El Primer Refugiado Made-in-France”, viva México, Miguel Vaylon. Vivan las estúpidas calaveritas de doña Aristegui, Aussie.

What good are all of those cazerolasos to call truth to power if after the call to action you go back to the established establishment at la rue de Longchamps?

In other words, because the aforementioned paraparparsed phrase is a paraphrase of the Rev. Al Greatest Hits, including the one where the good Rev., reminds a Marihuana peddler, and former Mexican head of State, Vicente Fox, that they too, “los negros”, would turn the weed into a business if the Plan Merida would not have put them in jail instead… so instead they became pushers instead, « and that’s, the rest of the story ».

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¡Hola! This is an Inter-mission

On DEADLINE:

It’s all in the Thyming, y’all 🥁… badum Tish 🥢… I Call this OBRA : DEVIL INSIDE with a Twist of Hutchence 🏄🏼 🪢 👹.

Hoy no hubo Box… out of battery, but Öüï will recharge… stay tu°ned. In the mean time of a streak of mexicanidades, el platillo es SURTIDO, y en la BATERÍA de Cocina the KITCHENWARE is beating LA BEATERÍA de Andy García y la policia del Pueblo de AMLO. Antonio 🥁 Sánchez 🥁  está en el banquillo de los cueros.

Si Estela fuese Canelo… there’d be no fuzzing and fighting, but because Estela is not King Canelo, Estela gets the shortest straw, more on that at 11, but what are the odds that fip.fr is being hungry with a full belly.

PINCHES MEXICANOS DE MIERDA.

🌮🌮🌮

Coman CaCa… because remember, raza 🪶… dos cosas pueden sera ciertas y/o verdaderas al mismo tiempo, por ejemplo, don Rey Canelo, en Hilo, Hawaii, es ya de noche y aquí en París, Francia, todos los taqueros andan desvelados y hasta de amanecidos a las 9h de CET con Luna semí llena y Cucharón contento, sponsored by, El Tacontento❤️.

No I did not, period! But if you want my info, just ask… COME AND GET ME, faggots.

 

Note to editors… it is Thomas Courbillon’s fault.

But let’s not focus on that fucker, ping pong y’all! I got a vortex to Vegas vía La Plaza de Los Dos Pueblos. Now the only true thing in LIFE MAGAZINE is La Lucha Libre, and just in the NICK 👹 of Thyme, President Joe Biden whips out his big ol’Penn University Pen and pistol-whips the Republican Party into irreverent hilarity…

It’s all in the Thyming, y’all 🥁… badum Tish 🥢… I Call this OBRA : DEVIL INSIDE with a Twist of Hautache… it’s more than a feeling.

And, To°Mas° de Cour-billon, you don’t need no astrofarian suit to get through that ring (cuadrilatero) you just have to be willing to wear an inflatable SUMO wraslin’ latex suit. 🥢🥁🥁🥁🛎️

Pots and Pans y’all
O como dice el chef:
🥢 Oigan Ollas 🥁 y Sartenes 🍳… and stay off of that deep fryer, patate 🪘… you have no business with them 🍗  drumsticks 🍗

Right now, King Charlo is about to take a bow to Rey Canelo El Justo.

Stop the presses-ese! Mika got hooked on Bark At The Moon³ — Juneteenth follows (in two years)

Still to come, The Battle of The Econo Babes, get that blonde off the set!

Don’t Worry About Me (Ramones)
                              vS
Eye’ll Bee D.A.R.E For Ewe (Bon Jovi)

³~. It’s like hooked on phonics for white people who can’t understand Eubonics and/or Jive Talk.

Showtime at The Apollo, 3éme Arrondissement, 75000—CEDEX via Orly-sur-Rungis.

But first, Sam Stein is so 2016… and Ugly Mexicans still don’t give a Flying Circus because LOKI, Jon Meachum, LOKI is the only thing that matters at Buzzfeed. Eddie Gloude reconstructs “My Nigga’s in Paris” and Eye swear that Armando Segovia, that’s Mí, is knot making this shit up…

at the close of this segment, no word if North, Saint, Chicago or, Psalm WEST made the game… Goooooooo, Bostonnes!

https ://nypost .com /2022/06/12 /ozzy-osbourne-to-undergo-possibly-life-altering-surgery/

So Tired follows, and Willie Geist does not approve, and here is why:

https ://www .youtube .com/watch? v=2j3kF2EexDo 

Eclipse: Ozzy Osbourne «hurlera à la Lune»

Le rockeur a chante «Bark at the Moon» au moment précis de l’éclipse du 21 août (2017), lors d’un festival à Illinois aux Etats-Unis.

Deer, Dr. Kenji* on the Willie Geist Show, coincidentally, do you think that the Jay-Z and his baby daughter at the NBA Finals clip after the Eddie Gloude Junior ‘re-construction’ segment was like Providence in Rhode Island?… Let’s ask “shifty the impregnator”.

Because Willie Geist hates Bone Movies… if he is not the star of the tube, or maybe it’s because ‘that guy’ from the All In Show, a friend of ‘the’ Hamilton… the son-of-a-bitch dared to call the moon a dead Rock in the sky, —or something like that.

Lost Faith Emergency Caps:
https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/08/21 /ozzy-deserves-restitution/

After the break, it’s “Cousin Joe got ran over by a CRAZY TRAIN” and the War Pigs are about to take the power, it’s August of 2017, and the deplorables were just a figment of the FBI’s imagination.

HAMBURGERS IN PARADISE are 16€ without fries… and the Chef shrunk the beef, Patty, and the Republican MACE in South Carolina just Fry’d RICE at Trump Tower.

And, Claire McCasskill*, has Eye told you his CONTRAST DYE shortage story?

Picture this… from Das Tagesspiegel:

Crazy White People on FOX…

A German driver runs over a crowd of Krouts on his way to TACO BELL.
Sources close to the Sprouts in Brussels blame the SAUCE, and that “crispy/soft” thing going on with the tortillas on the ground beef.

It’s a DOUBLE DECKER edition of FOX and Vermins

… and Mika darlin’,’member that segment about El Error de Karol Józef Wojtyła? You are going to have to rewind and listen to the pericos at the Hôtel Dieu to juxtapose the CT SCANS… ‘member now, Willie Geist, Eye used to do the PMCS on these hi-tech gadgets to see what is in the inside of your soul.

PMCS = Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services

El error de Karol Józef Wojtyła — Part 3

“MISPRONOUNING » is not a CRIME, Steve Rattner.

And, Blondie… What are the odds that your last name is a MBT³ and the good Doctor is a Fried Fish?

And in Washington, Cousin Joe just admitted that he is a rapist, in addition to confirming that HE PUT THAT skeleton, in that Florida closet to sleep.

Lyle: I meant a song. A real song. something like:

Tomorrow is another Groundhog They… Across The Seine, Valérie Pécresse exited politics and joined the ranks of The Crazy Horse broads. Valeria (her stage alias) Audition with The Poles while David Guetta [that pointy-narco boots fashionista motherfucker]  mashed “Looks That Kill” with the Mago de Oz classic, “Mujer Amante” en Belfast on a Sunday Bloody Sunday at a Tijuana Taxi back alley DENTIST CLINIC.

But First, earlier today, in Central Europe Time, right around Prime Time on Broadway, The Electric Light Orchestra beamed Avi Velshi from our look-out post at Saint-Eustache de MANDELA, the message:

 

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CALLED
morning dump {knot} “morning joe”.

Paloma Negra del cu-cu ruco en Garibaldi o MISMO en le Quartier Général de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

Previously on… Las Palomas de París.

And, Madame Kerschova, en Paris, tout—Eye_SAY—TOUT!!! Les Columbas Rupestris shit on Galatea and Pygmalion doesn’t care.

After the break, Master Will, stars as the producer at le Promenade de Dowton♠ Abby en Nice-sous-Alps, and Galatea del Río takes on the role of Lili Von Shtüpp and in THAT position, Galatea finally gets to deliver the Wilder line, cut from the Original “Promenade des Anglais”:

I’m RICK JAMES, Bitch!

And she says in her German accent, ‘Is it true what they say about you people?’ And Cleavon says, ‘I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.’

Note to The Producer’s, in this RENDITION of Blazing Saddles, Lili Von Shtüpp, [alias] Galatea, has been given the Charisma of speech, but that cunt is blind as a shithouse bat on SCARBOROUGH COUNTRY. 

https ://groovyhistory .com /blazing-saddles-quotes

Count Basie stars as Geoffrey “the butler”.

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♠~. All apologies if Eye mispelled your “Crest ».

https ://seinfeld .fandom .com /wiki /Joe_Bookman