Más puta que las gallinas… A new documentary by Duncan BRIDGEMAN y los amigos de Georges Pompidou en Balard… no connection or relation to “the Pompidol” en El Beaubourg.
Let the record show that: Pedro y Pablo
… valen Verga
en Niza, Francia.
Ask Michael 🪽 at Seguros 🛵 Generali
Canada… The 51st Bubble Quiff. You’ve Got A Friend in Mí 🎶🎶 🎤
Musical Guest:
Los Ángeles Chamuscados (en noir)
La Pasión y Vida ❤️🔥… but first…allow me to put a cotejado for the good people of Baja California News and morena–francia
Cotejado para T K T y La Rumorosa ❤️🔥💋❤️🔥
Querido, Pedro (Frente Amplio de Izquierda Mexicano/morena-francia/Sorbonne 2011-2012-2013), tu apellido se me escapa, pero no el de tus líderes en el partido de Jean-Luc Mélenchon (Ávalos el de uno, y Moreno el de la voz de pito que mueve a los acarreados de la manifestation*) a lo mejor estoy mal, but YOU and the so-called future of Mexico (14 years ago this week) cannot, YOU CANNOT! Suck a Big French PENIS, eat FRENCH PRÉFECTURE FÆCES, and then, using your own pejorative descriptors to debase the workers who paid for your CONACyT scholarship—feel like “los mexicanos del otro lado” que dieron su apoyo a Duncan BRIDGEMAN… perdón, va de nuez… y luego desgarrarse sus prendas parisinas como “los mexicanos del otro lado” que dieron su apoyo al populismo bananero y tropical de Donald Trump.
De antemano, Sophie Fofie, bien merecido y bravo 🤭 por Selena Gómez y las “mexicanas³” que no son puras de nobleza ni de SOL•I•DAR•I•DADES cómo el célebre FOFO MÁRQUEZ, en el rol de Florence Cassez.
³~. The “non-mexican” cast of that French Musical about an imaginary country called “La Chingada” at le Théâtre de Châtelet.
I Tried To Warn You, but Ewe just WOOD knot, lis°TEN!!!
Enter The Dragon — Got Would
In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s the 23rd hour of the first lunar day of 2024 and in Paris, France, not to be outdone by Bruce Lee, the Filthy French pulled out a wooden Eiffel Tower, and now we know why the Iron Lady was on Fire 🔥 just a few They’s ago³.
³~. And, it’s not going to be a quickie, this is a 36-hour hump. 01/26/2024.
No Woman Don’t Cry
🐲 Any how, Maud Gatel in a few, before noon, you will receive in your inbox a Cc of the critical analysis of your visit to the place where Évry body knows your name. Meet me at The Barbie Museum on Route 66 in Albuquerque, NM… Öüï’s gonna open the wrong door to Tom°Bouc°Tou 🐇
Ahhh, fuck!
Ladies in Gemini, Pedro Vendedores.
Or, something like So.
Breaking knews, a funny thing happened on the way to The Oratorio, got drunk, and Then… the Pink Panther showed up… that is to say, let’s make that read a Sunday morning thing ☕
In the mean time, here is something completely different:
💃🏻 Al regresar, we Switch, IT!, over to Lerdo-Coahuila vía Las Ramblas.
Today’s Ke Sacó is brought to Ewe, motherfuckers by PLACIDO DOMINGO at Dodger Stadium, Goooooooo Dodgers!
¡Torero! !Torero! ¡Torero!
And here is why, “Lionel” Esparza … if that’s even your real call-sign, you sonovabitch!
Because Domingo, is probably the only tenor to have gone into a SOBREDOSIS de CEMENTO after an earthquake. Can you top that?
TOPEN ESO.
Topen eso…
🎺🥁
Saving Private Pérez
On this sunny-side up Allegretto 🌛 JUNIOR 🌚 in Hilo, Hawaii, Öüï finds 🍍 La Kerschovas 🍌 entering back into the atmosphere at La Porte de l’ESCP à la Porte de BFM’er TV on the Tee 3 Tram 🚊, without a Ticket to Ride… ISSY, that’s at the Jeannie Margot Robbie street behind TECHNICOLOR®, period!
1. The same 3.50Eur that buys you TWO WHOLE CHICKEN LEGS and potatoes at just about Évry other Franprix ®️ outlet, gets you one chicken leg no potatoes*… THE FRENCH CATCH: the employees there skipped posting the price for lunch.
* That’s what MARIANNE@theprefecture de Paris means when she utters, “french touch”.
”Good afternoon, Tranquility Base HÔTEL and CASINO”.
Over at the Mairie du IIIéme, at least the MONOPRIX subsidiary there has the decency of giving you a “reduction” for the missing potatoes at PARMENTIER. EYE told you to take your mask off, mister Monopolio.
Prices are subject to change, and Fuck You, and MERCI for NOTICING.
AS AN UNDOCUMENTED TOURIST, i know that just about Évry other Franprix ®️ in the Ille-de-France skips the .20 centimes fée for the UTINSILS. Either the employees there are SKIMMING the register, or Franprix ®️ République thinks the people at République are CATALONIANS.
FUCK YOU FRANPRIX®
Ackerman se frunció aquí… ask Raúl Velasco down the Stairs, to the RIGHT.
Que Seco follows…
Over at fip . fr, the producers there remain committed to a steady supply of Rape, Murder, and the lasting legacy of Sir Charles Manson:
And in Cholula, los llamados “amigos” de Mélenchon en Iztapalapa are about to explain to the “Nupes” what an « investidura » meant to Héctor Belascoaran Shyne, as he sat in the lap of Pablo Picasso.
El Fondo
No Habrá Final finalmente.
During his kinderGARTEN years at the Paco Franco Institute de Gijón, little Héctor [alias] Francisco Ignacio Taibo del Ma[n]hojo, would race his little partner in nepotism, Manuel Valls, for the pleasure of sitting on Pablo’s lap and using the maistro’s thumb 👎 as a butt plug.
In Hilo, Hawaii it’s high noon. In Central Europe it’s already too late.
For the record, The Foreign Mexican Service agents are “career professionals” and they keep the chain of succession, in a thing called « La Catafixia », ask Xavier López “Chabelo” in The Family.
En contexto for the good people at La Sorbonne, and points in between, it all started before Su Serenísima Alteza, El excelentísimo Carlos de Icaza, walked out on the FRENCH PROCLAMATION of February 6, 2011, which established the ☀️ Semaine de l’Amérique latine et les Caraïbes at the IHEAL {or} some institution comme ça.
Ketch Up 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽♂️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏼🏃rue des Victoires 🃏🛼
I, Armando Segovia/Armando serrano-PRIETO, reckon that had that snub from Mr. de Icaza not taken place, LOS AMIGOS DE MÉXICO EN FRANCIA, responsible for the arrondissement-level ORGANIGRAMME du les capos de événements (such as the film and other spectacles that supposedly represent the vision of LA COLONIA ROMA en el extranjero) would not have reacted like the character of FELICIA ALDEN in the WITCHES OF EASTWICK (1987), at the sight of Daryl Van Horn in the vicinity of their precious “cultural events”.
With regards to the Paris Marathon, FLORENCE CASSEZ kidnapped La GO’ill de Niza… on account of this event, Öüï is going to skip a Maverick episode, more specific, the one about The Third Rider.
Earlier in the They, it only took Five hours!!!
Across the street from Polandia in Ucraniaville no pasa nada.
GO HOME, Duke!!!
Never mind the accidents… here comes the “incidents”.
If the maths are correct, then in 2021 the French went ahead and invented the Autobahn del Interior… [Hear Mí Out, Franck] if the maths are correct then by 2036 The French Périph will become lo que el hijo de don Porfirio Muñoz-Ledo y Lazo de la Vega, Porfirio Thierry Muñoz- Ledo Chevannier denominaría por allá en los años del “PEÑATO³” como un Patrimonio de La Fiesta de La Humanidad, asi como Patty Smith, ~pues… «iel» est classé Monument historique, c’est de la PROspective.
And Ewe knows Eye got{s} SOUL —_!_— If i was a dancer (dance part. 2) The Rolling Stones (1979) ALBUM Rarities1971-2003 (1979) LABEL EMI
Anyhow, FRANCK, you remember this, right around the bend of 2014 a quasi-spaniard² with the legs of lego® doll was the SUPERINTENDENT of of all things related to the peripheric avenues along:
LA CHRONOLOGIE COMPARATIVE DU GRAND PALAIS ET DU PÉRIPHÉRIQUE
El canal de la Mancha de Jordan 23… NIKE has no SOUL, that is why they CALL her VICTORIA.
BREAKING THE NEWS, not to be outdone by THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR, The International New York Times [ISSUE Number No. 43,135] France edition € 4.00. is re~inventing the INTERNATIONAL BRIGADES with a CALL to ARMS in THAILAND where the PEOPLES’s DEFENSE FORCE, according to the AFP and GETTY Images (those motherfuclkers) say that the resistance opposes the Myanmar’s regime.
ÖÜI now returns to, LA CHRONOLOGIE COMPARATIVE DU GRAND PALAIS ET DU PÉRIPHÉRIQUE, or Something like that.
WILLA JEAN reporting from The Combo Stop at Route 66 where Willa is talking to a French tourist who calls himself Luc Fregón… and The REVEREND Al Sharpton and 300 Ministes say, “fregón, eh!!!Will, put that motherfucker to the test“, On Route, ~66.
Mr. Fregón according to the 4db band is a Urban traffic controller for the RER, which like him in the 1960’s was nothing more that a little tadpole in his daddy’s loins. Anyhow Mr. Fregón, if that is even his real name, introduces us to this —EXPRESSO DRINKING, red wine sippin’, GOAT-TEE SPORTIN’ 32° hipster— named Pierre¹ Vivien.
¹.~ Thereby throwing the FO’ist stone… that motherfucker!
On The Bad Plus… R U 4 REEL? FISH SCALES for lunch, what is this 2017?
Évry body with short Lego Legs® wants to Rule The World.
But FO’ist! Moi aussi, M. Lee, j’aimerais pouvoir parler “en français“, but aside from the CYAN-colored sanitary mask, Eye just can’t possibly cover my beautiful MEXICAN face with a mascarade… o como dicen en Peru (Expression Latina 2011-12) con una puta farsa.
Rupestre as an adjective in Castellano is relative to rock, por ejemplo Raquelito:
pintura rupestre – cave painting
planta rupestre – rock plant or, Groot’s ancestors who turned into STONES… Darwin classified these as FOSSILS .
Psych!
“Solo es la experiencia que he experimentado ».
It’s “BLACK FREUD They”
MAMMA M’esta! Mia! Following Vlad’s Champagne Supernova announcement La Mairie de Paris formed an alliance with the SpumanteNationale, leaving La Nueve from Spain tending the Chicken Coop at City Hall.
In Local Sports News:
Öüï would like to remind “a el personal” that a conflict-of-interest prevents us from bringing you the GAME THAT KASIE HUNT can’t describe when it comes to Big Phat Millionaires (literally in the Sky With Diamonds, Lucie)
🇮🇹 v. 🇪🇸
… y a Jorge Ramos, tambien.
Pepperoni v. Chorizo
instead, ASegovia3 will be revisiting with our friend Roger Moore, allá en Toluca, a “Dos hasta la media noche” y la entrevista mítica que Radio Mexiquense grabó con la ayuda del sacerdote rupestre de Matamoros, Tamaulipas.
🎵 Sáquese de aquí señor operador q’Esto es un secuestro y yo manejo el convoy mejor haga caso para usted es mejor, así es que hágase a un lado porque ahí le voy 🎶🎶🎶 … 🔩 The tale, as told by the Cisco Kid (formally from Waco) to Sheriff Bart goes like this… “Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, “Reach for it, mister!” I spun around… and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle… and I’ve been there ever since.”
In Contexto: dice la leyenda del Rock en Español, Miguel Bose, que por aquellos años “don Diablo” solía no registrar las entrevistas con los invitados a la cabina.
El Destino, cruel y a veces hasta irónico hizo que una noche de Otoño cualquiera [pero] de 1984, como aquélla cuando Radio Mexiquense realizó The Live Session with “El Sacerdote Rupestre” and all phone lines at the station were down, forcing the show’s producers to record the ROCKDRIGO session, so that that particular emission could be unpacked for the station listeners at a later date.
Later in the FABle, The Quiet Beatle told us about the time that The Fab…ricated Four played at Radio Mexiquense, the producers had the excellent idea to have The Liverpool Quarter do a cover of their own Eleanor Rigby with TWO SAXES, a TUBA and a motherfucking CLARINET. TROU STORY, just listen to the Rockdrigo session at Radio Mexiquense.
It’s a damn shame that The Beatles en Toluca sessions were not recorded, though. At the time, the current president of Mexico was put in charge of the Sector that deals with Communication(s) by the Mexican president that killed university students in the OLYMPIADES year of our LORDE of 1968.
Under Secretary López Obrador, austerity was the tune to which every Radio Programmer, like say DENIS SOULA in France danced to. ISSY, en octubre tenía que ser.
This post has not been rated. but the real question is, does it rhyme with chacha’s tangas?
Let’s ask Don Goyo… and Thank You For Smoking.
I saw you closing the joint down when Luther was in town shooting Season 2, three floors above La Biblioteca de Babbel .:. AF64D841-B427-47A2-A362-98E79BA612EA 🎬 Action!
* With all DUE Respect.
** No pun intended it’s just the Wit missing a “tee” ¥a’££. Provided first that one actually believes the National (helicopter) Review.
It’s just another part, of another process, and Mateo García can’t let me tell a lie, before he flew over to Baja to shoot “Desierto” we spoke on the record, about life, music, weed prohibition, an old French truck —a relic really— that needed tweeking, and most important about Sir David Frost. The Larry King version for The Brits had died something “Like the Night BEFORE”, Avi Velshi; the knight before… get it? The Knight before .:. 937BEE98-FAE8-4137-89A4-BFF9444701E8 .:. IMdB won’t let me steer you the wrong way, un tal Jonás Cuarón está registrado como el co-autor d’ese rollo, detalle que nos aproxima a la guarida del inspector 🇨🇱 Óscar Peluchonneau… y el Venn Diagram de Pablo Gleason, Amigo de México y neo–Zapatista por la paz en Francia, o algo así.
Witt DAT in mind, pues… what’s up, Doc?
It’s 15h32 in Mother Mitch’s Mom, Issy,
i got your message; hav’at it,
néanmoins…
Let the record show that if i wake to what i woke this morning at 02h30 in CET somebody is going to get shanked, i expected this at the underground, not at “el patrón’s” shack. Y no, it’s not my life, it’s just the horror part of the script.
I say good-bye to the 31 flavors of enero from (not to) the Parc des expositions Paris… allí mero en Technicolor™️ where preliminary hypotheses-es reveal that a lo mejor, tal vez maybe peut être que Perrine Storme knows how to rock a pair of button-fly’s DeNîmes, [well worn, Melle. Storme… well worn, indeed] on-the-fly néanmoins, let the record show that… the quickest güey entre dos tierras, son Los Heroes (así sin tildar) del Silencio. So with that “pequeño carnaval ambulante” you may loop-in with LUPÍN (el hijo ilegítimo del BRONCO Esparza, —en París) por aquí:
Más claro que el agua pa’chocolate… Deer, 105.1 FM please explain to your fellow Frogs that this entire rodeo around the Perimeter of BFM’er TV is all about the Pussy… cat named TeenyTinyCat, and here is why:
Lorem Ipsum:
Original text translation, pg. 9, VictusBarcelona1714; Sánchez Piñol (ibid.)
Certains lecteurs de la première version m’ont interrogé sur l’authenticité de mon récit.
“Yi-eh ya le dijo así »:
… [J]e répondrai simplement que je me suis basé sur les conventions habituelles du ROMAn historique, qui stipulent de respecter les faits avérés tout en tolérant la fiction dans le domaine privé.
“Ay, jarai-ja-rai-jai_jarai-ja-rai-jai… Jarai—ja—y, Hi ».
Toutes les dates et tous les événements mentionnants des personnages historiques ou des éléments POLITIQUES (quién dijo “patatas bravas”) o militANT€$ sont exacts.
And it only took 7 decades; one for every Siglo de Torreón 🌬 9490CFFC-F75F-4469-8740-D2150DCA454A 🎥 Of course, if you are going to criticize Robert Rodriguez, first you Have To Be the Director son of a Mexican Ambassador to France just so you can tell Gabriel Figueroa that “Bobby” is not Mexican (1er Encuentros de Cinematográficos Viva México; Octubre 2013, Cinéma Lilas—75020 … Emilio Maillé, así con doña tilde, cabrón).
Par chance, les chroniques dela ¥ada, ¥ada de Barcelonette 2011/12 y Barcelona 1713/14 abondent et permettent d’entrer dans lesjeans dePerrineà La Maison du le Mexique en La Ciudad UNAM de París (75014) if she let u.s. in.
Öüï does not do the facebook, but given the occasion and being the THEY after “Black Friday”, we said, fuck it .:. https ://facebook .com /brut officiel /videos /132768011709329/?refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fold.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ffrance%2Fcomments%2Fk2rnhx%2Fmanifestation_%25C3%25A0_paris_un_crs_au_sol_se_fait%2F&_rdr
“And one day, sans la moindre raison, les Français elected Marine Le Pen”
Via: /r/france
After all it was IN•deed, the very French who went ahead and invented “The Crusades”, the most recent one was of course lead by Professor Alain Rouquié in 2012, WHO can forget his welcoming words to then President of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto:
*Hasterisk 🇫🇷 5F5D5A25-4ADA-4EA6-B978-4836E15CAD73 🇲🇽 *CON NOMBRE: FRANÇOIS HOLLANDE, President of The 5th French Republic.
Lo bueno del regreso del PRI, es de que ellos sí saben como gobernar.
Sciences Po
Feb. 1, 2012 2013 (perdon)
Quick programming note, Leoncio Orellana (arquitecto de profesión, y capataz del profesor Rouquié en La Casa de América latina en Paris, 27 Blvd. Saint Germain-des–Près) warned me about it when he gave me his blessing to conduct interviews at the most navel-gazing place for Latin Americans in Paris, he told me (Armando Segovia) after commending me for embarking on such “sueño guajiro” as uncovering Mexican corruption in France could prove to be:
https ://monoaureo .com/2020/11/27/mananero/ .:. 46418EE0-CD60-4C94-981D-090507014F64 .:. The sad part about this Cartón Político is that back in February of 2012, at the Mexico’s House at Cité International Universitaire de Paris, the MORENA–Francia founding committee members; at the time called, “El Frente Amplio de Izquierda mexicana” laughed me out of the Benito Juárez (kitchen hall, not the actual hall) when I suggested that people were starting to notice their CULT-LIKE behavior. Y mira, —can EYE get an A–Men!
Be careful, because journalism is not always about “the poor.
and as Tabasco went under water after a recent Greek-alphabet letter hurricane, it turned out that “el buen Leo” was right. It’s about saving the president’s PET PROJECTS, such as a refinery instead of the underprivileged citizens in Tabasco, which happens to be the Mexican President’s home state. LIKE his outgoing superior in Washington, Donald Trump, president López Obrador hates his home state… look it up, with Governor (NY) Cuomo, Andrew [One–each].
Mean while here at doña Vilma’s neighborhoods, and as far back as 10 minutes in France are concerned, recording someone without their permission or knowledge has been a crime against FRENCH ETHICS, just ask President Hollande’s predecessor, Nicholas Sarkozy, WHO IS CURRENTLYundergoing legal proceedingsfor inventing the French Talents and Skills Visa.
Merci beaucoup, tout ce que nous avons besoin et demandons est de recevoir la même courtoisie que la France a exigé pour Florence Cassez alors qu’elle était au Mexique.
Après tout (ou rien du tout) c’est le même concept dans la jurisprudence, non? Un conflit d’intérêts ou une incarcération par étapes à des fins politiques est la même chose ici et en [LA] Chine, vrai?
