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Previously on, “Things We Said Today” : Initials B.B. was waiting for Dante³

³~. The hairless dog, Xoloitzcuintle

Didn’t think we’d skip the procession, now did ya’?

 

No, no, no, no—no, no because here, Madam President, here we do make sure to cover our passengers on their last trip through the underworld, including the little animals and their fleas who were traveling second class on that chocolate train.

Interoceanic offers une assurance to its employees ³ … but not to its passengers.

https://www.eluniversal.com.mx/nacion/interoceanico-asegura-a-sus-trabajadorespero-no-a-los-pasajeros​​​​​​​

🚂 Snap-on context follows… 🚞🚞🚞🚃

³ ~. Who knows what happens in nature, what happens accidentally, and what happens in suicide .

Any 🦉 hoot, Claudia… damn it, president!!! Even the damn “fireworks truck” in Torreón, Coahuila, covers the damages and even death should (“bed legs”) decide to take the last breath of a ticket holder on that goddamned route. The firework truck, Claudia, the damn firework truck covers its passengers, but not that raggedy-ass project of “La Chingada” by López Obrador, what a lack of vision.

Initials: C.C.

“Just the facts, ma’am.”

Trompa, orejas y rabo en La Alternativa de Robinette “El Pipo” Biden

💃🏻 Al regresar, we Switch, IT!, over to Lerdo-Coahuila vía Las Ramblas.

Today’s Ke Sacó is brought to Ewe, motherfuckers by PLACIDO DOMINGO at Dodger Stadium, Goooooooo Dodgers!

¡Torero! !Torero! ¡Torero!

And here is why, “Lionel” Esparza … if that’s even your real call-sign, you sonovabitch!

Because Domingo, is probably the only tenor to have gone into a SOBREDOSIS de CEMENTO after an earthquake. Can you top that?

TOPEN ESO.

Topen eso…

🎺🥁

Saving Private Pérez

On this sunny-side up Allegretto 🌛 JUNIOR 🌚 in Hilo, Hawaii, Öüï finds 🍍 La Kerschovas 🍌 entering back into the atmosphere at La Porte de l’ESCP à la Porte de BFM’er TV on the Tee 3 Tram 🚊, without a Ticket to Ride… ISSY, that’s at the Jeannie Margot Robbie street behind TECHNICOLOR®, period!

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Intermedio con Michèle Firk y mi tocayo Gatti sin O.

Oh say, can Ewe Sea ⛵… With musical guest, Buckwheat.

 

“Ven, para que veas en dónde³ quedan las revoluciones.”

Pablo Gleason

Cinéma Christine

One year later with “El General”

³~. en realidad me dijo, “en dónde terminan”, pero este es mi arreglo, no el de los 132 Académicos de 🦁SciencesPo🦊

I Love L.A., and Esparza no me puede dejar mentir, that motherfucker was my neighbor en La Ferrocarril-es-ese. Pinche presumido, is that chorizo youse holding?

No se vaya, regresamos el reloj al 2011…

Lizards… the entire whole stacked lot of you. lizards I tell, Ewe.

 

7 de febrero… 3ra Jornada de National Sports They en La Franche. Live from Madison Square Garden at the Centre International de Création « La Parole errante » en Montreuil-sous-Bois.

Later tonight, it’s another edition of “The Elephant in Montreuil-sous-Bois… Think it’s hyperbole, BITCH! EYE got access, Ask la Confédération Paysanne at La Via CAMPESINA on l’a rue Robespierre 93100.

Of course Eye can fix your elephant 🐘will that be VISA, or credits.

Note to editors: the above snapshot by Armando Segovia (These Are My Credentials) was edited for geo positioning 🚜 context and for the reckoning of themes 🚜 and events 🚜 of a 36-hour time lapse between 🥐 France and 🍍 Hawaii.

It’s right there, next to the “tee-section” on la rue de La Fraternité, there’s a Motard magazine editorial board just around the corner, ASK THE RED CROSS, D.A.R.E.!!!

Never mind the plane, fire fire heat.

Heck, if your sorry-ass needs directions from The Sky up above, ask any of them 👷 architects RECONSTRUCTING the extension to the site de Legrand à Bagnolet, le bâtiment “B” of C.E.A’s. competition, a place called STUDEA, and I have it on good authority to claim that Studea’s MAINTENANCE TECHNICIANS, are all fags.

Close Your Eyes And I’ll kiss you, Tomorrow you can go fuck yourself.

Let’s Play Hardball, faggots.

Fish & Chips

 

I’m not kidding, and if you know where Edith Piaf sets up shop at the XXème then you will know where los técnicos en mantenimiento de la RATP set up shop. But that’s just journalistic geo positioning on a COLIBRI (RIP).

Carta Abierta a mi amiga Ana Anabitarte en El Universal

…por aquello de los Black wabbit Holes en El País de El Mundo de los tlaxcaltecas en Madrid; ISSY niño Luc, el siguiente sainete, va dedicado a La Comadre Suzi, va por toí  de un lado pa’l otro por el mismísimo Sepulveda Blvd.

Lo bueno d’este pinchurriento blog es de que ni mi tocayo* Armando “el gerundio” Tejeda, ni la mismísima Ana Anabitarte lo van a leer.

“Churchill in drag”,  follows.

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Excercise Nº 1… Repetition

Friday, July 20th 2018.
TimeStamp: 12 hundred hours
in Central NATO CURRENCY
In Washington, the Established pundits have already given up, the collateral next to AXIOS ‘Big Thing’ for today which is a trade war with China, touches the nerve of the mid-term elections. It appears that a very limited number of elected Republicans seekin re-election do not want to cross The TREASONOUS president of The United States, because the Republican base is All In with the World Wrestling Federation spectacles that Donald Trump is feeding them every time Uncle Cletus switches the Internet on the Cable Box on.

“Let’s Get Ready to RUMBLEEEEEEE!!!”. — Ladies in Gemeni, welcome, to the Main Event of the mid-terms for the Command–and–Control of the NEXT THIRTY YEAR WAR. Fighting out of the Red Corner, with a record of 100 lies per minute, is the post Neo-conservatives of the American Nationalist Front in the form of the spirit of Joseph Goebbles. On the Blue Corner, fighting out of  Conglomerate mainstrem media is Bill Clinton’s legacy: a Corporate Established Press, their record stands at 100 self inflicted KO’s per minute… Ladies in Gemeni, please stand for the NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM: I Know It’s True, ‘cus I Saw It On WebTv.

Coming up:
The International Courrier
Via: El Universal (de Mexico)
Is a new Thirty Year War on the Horizon?

El VoBo del INE*

Tuesday, August 29th of 2007.
Square Federico García Lorca;
La Seine, Rive Droite,
75004

Don’t miss our on-going segments
The Street Is My Gallery,
this week we bring you some
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6ЯOOVΞ… Rue de Richelieu, casi esquina con Molière; 75001. —_—  Street talent yet to be located and contacted for an interview, in any case, it was our forward observation editor-at-large, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo who first spotted this artist’s doodles around metro stops on Line 3, vicinity Levallois. We [the staff] are not certain what this urban artist’s name is, or what s/he might go by, but given his or her Single-Stroke-Signature, which commands attention to the eyes of the silohuetted faces on the wall, we reckon that it must be a pretty groovy kind of name. —_— Grafitti artist name unavailable; photo by armando segovia / segoviaspixes. Creative Commons Int’l License 3.0. (Share-Alike, Not-for-Profit, Attribution)

* VoBo: Visto Bueno; literally “good sighting” and it is the equivalent of a “check mark” on an item to note that a particular person or office has seen or read any given document. It’s an acronym or set of abbreviated initials used on official Spanish language documents and/or memoranda.

Lo dicho, o más bien lo escrito ayer, el golpe chusco de “El Reformista” don Calderón en su cartón dominical del pasado fin de semana no es otra cosa que puro Monkey Business… By the Güey (cabrones) this is just another take on the Fair Use Of Media; para el análisis de ayer (a second look).

Por ejemplo (Raquelito), in the example above, El Universal reports that the Instituto Federal Electoral (or federal elections institute, for its Spanish language initials) has given the Mexican Attorney General a Visto-Bueno or VoBo to the accusations that he (the Attorney General) engaged in “legitimate wrongdoing” as Rachel Maddow often says when public officials take advantage of their public office in order to make some kind of political or personal financial gain; in this particular case, El INE went ahead and stamped a VoBo to the complaints (obviously) filled by the opposition, since Mr. Osorio Chong is of course part of the Mexican presidential cabinet, and part of the ruling class that is forcasted to run for office in the next Mexican presidential race of 2018.

Fragmento de la nota de Carina García, en El Universal (de México)… Ibid.

And that (amigo Kiko) is all that El INE, under the direction of el “ñoño” de Lorenzo de Córdova, did. In other words (hold my hand and fly me to the moon) there’s nothing to see here; carry on; move it along…

al regresar:

Context follows… It’s ah-gonna-be a BLAST.

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