Over at la France Culture de Lorène de Sus-Abeille en Issy-les-Moulineaux David Copperfield made a stop in Rennes, where VIOLENCE GENERATORS are taking over Îlle-et-Vilaine. It’s a little spell(ing) that Stephanie Menou and her CHAIN-of-Command at la Préfecture de Cité, under the BATUTA de Manuel Valls in 2013, tried touse to perfume with the stench of the Year of The Narcos in France. Look it up, ese día fue cuando a Enrique, —El Chapo se le fugó.
Ratatouille re-Visited.
In Sedavi, España… Marie Gentric was deported by the new the recently appointee to the Interior, Minister BRUNO Ratatouille, who vows to clean the Rivers in the Sud-Ouest.
And i’m proud to be an American, in the same sense that Katty Kay is European, regardless of her U.S. passport.
You forgot The Sheriff.
… any hoot Sir, a pre-recorded interview with Elton John about Tammy Faye Reagan can’t begin to describe that dude with the Panama hat, the big cigar, the bible on his lap and Old Glory on the set. Remember him, it was based on the story of The United States of Chiquita Banana AND titled “Cabagges and Kings”.
Over on the UHF 📺 it’s “God’s Angry Man” featuring James Carville as The Chorus Man and his CNN Monkey Band.
Featuring, Benny Blanco from the Trump… it used to be da’Bronx.
… it’s a rather funky Dead Soldiers they. And here is why, Michael Steele (you motherfucker) because you sent Simone back to the kitchen and that bitch don’t even know where los huevos are!
Ñ… any hoot, dead soldiers don’t matter, it’s the availability of live ones that should matter… unless youse an X-Box warrior with a Second Amendment copout narrative. Fuck! It’s Saturday, I should be getting drunk.
In local news, at the Bronx, Donald Trump just explained to Adrianne Elrod what the term “acarreados” means in New York… fucking Dominicans, if it wasn’t for San Pedro de Macorís Eye would curse your baseball turf.
En fin, Thomas “el corbillón”, Israel stays in jail and Franco-mexican body was recovered from that music festival in Israel. It’s the longest running “garde vue” in Franco-mexican legal tangles, 18 years since Florence Cassez was caught with the TELEVISA mis-en-scène at “Las Chinitas” ranch south of Mexico City and, an eternal stay for the hansdome fellow at the NOVA fest.
La Cour refuse de supprimer la détention préventive d’Israël Vallarta soumise à cette mesure pendant 18 ans
Sources close to Florence Marie Cassez relay that to release Israel Vallarta from one of the longest detentions without a sentace would put LA BENDITA Alliance Français (not to mention) the ruling on Cassez on the spot and perhaps begin to prove that Franco-Mexican relationships since the days of Alain Rouquie (1985) in Mexico are mostly a sham.
Meanwhile at the “Viva México” film fest, Barbara Carol de Obeso; and over at the so-called “Films d’Altérite” are disappointed that the MOTHERFUCKING political operators that they themselves SUCKED UP to, in order to get thier little fucking festivals running in PARIS, FRANCE, resulted in a bunch of THIEVES, INEPTS, and FAILURES.
Any güey that Ewe looks at, IT! Coq suckers e hijos de La Chingada, ain’t no God in Mexico, regardless of how John Mill Ackerman or the Televisa crew abroad tells you motherfuckers to vote.
FERNANDOMANIA… He’s the fellow at the MOUND who WOULD AL°WAYS, all ways, LOOKED UP TO THE SKYwhen he wound-up to throw the ball over the Rockies, which were LIGHT YEARS from being admitted to the National League West.
— Por mi raza hablará El Piporro, mister Maverick, if that’s even your real nomenclature; now it says here that you were on your way to Australia to look for “Aneth”? Is that a Phact?³
That’s like comparing Oranges to Limas… naranja dulce, sí, limón partido, —no.
— Well, as a color of Phact, yes, I was on my way to Australia but I was not going there to look for a NET, I was going there to see the U.S.A. do the Dill but the Sweedish Bikini Team beat them on Penalties.
China, Nuevo León (AP)³_ Cualquier parecido con La China de Xi Jinpooh, es pura política ficción, dijo “El Chupacabras“: Israel Vallarta will remain in pretrial detention; judge denies change of precautionary measure even after 17 years and 5 months in pre-trial detention without any°sort of sentencing.
Full-circle de Aztlán 🪶 al toledo 🚽 de Donald Trump 🧻🧻🧻.
— Psalm 69? Is that a Ministy song? Eye say it A-Gain, Jesus Built My Car, it’s a love affair, mainly Jesus and my hot-rod… and Cousin Joe, don’t you forget about Nikki and her “Death Becomes Her” gig.
But seriously, news from the across the galaxy relays that former U.N. Ambassador to Donald Trump³, and South Carolina’s former governess, Nikki Haley, is applying for the role of Macario in the next U.S. presidential election, where Madame l’ambassadrice is counting that her former pimp-daddy president will be in prison, and she will be standing at the foot of the My Pillow guy’s bed eating a turkey 🦃 all by herself.
Donnie Deutsch does the Dill, and Jackie Alemany, the Dill is not that stinky French salmon condiment called “Aneth“ no, the Dill is this idiot from Australia and as Öüï all now know, Australia is the Enemy.
In Hilo, Hawaii… with all due respect, it is still, Fernando Valenzuela Day, number 34 ; First Edition.
To Kill A Mockingbird When Dill reduced Dracula to dust, and Jem said the show sounded better than the book, I asked Dill where his father was: “You ain’t said anything about him.” “I haven’t got one.”
Q: The meaning of bold phrase. Could you paraphrase? Thanks in advance!
— Chale, no ConozKo a SoFi… but the Forum is next to MLK Blvd. Watch out for El Segundo, pickpockets are known to operate with that D.A.R.E snoopy Snoops güau-Wha, a tribe on some sort of quest ‘claim’ that ‘they’ left their wallets near Seal bitch, or something like that.
Jaus-Thon
💃💃🏻💃🏼💃🏽💃🏿:
Hoy no hubo |-|armónica, puro Claxón®.
Son La Misma Estrella en la Constelación ZODIACOS
Now, if youse looking fo’Flamencos, go to Belgium, pink flamenco’s to Camargue or Miami; but guitarra clásica, go to El Eh… EYYYY!
Habichuela… Pepa “la burra” te saluda, y Manda un Bizet a los nietos de El présidente de los Estados Unidos Mejicanos… Venga, Pappy…
SEBASTIAN “Linares… Öüî’ll put him to the tostada.
And there’s a reason fo’IT!
A4 support
NOTE to Gregory “Pappy” Boyington:
Pappy, it’s just about 0600h in Toledo (je, je 🚽🧻 “toledo” equals toilette in the voice of Pasolini Tejas.) Set sheep-clunting mode to the following hour, in Zulu Time.
Earlier in the History of the planks at Le Grand Palais in Paris, France:
Hey, Raphaël Morán, at RFI international: FUCK YOU TOO!
“I Am an Anti-Christ, and Cousin Joe is a Plutocrat…” who you gonna trust?
— CAPITALISM, that’s WHO… That’s how André Malraux was able to give Reynold Arnould a break at the Grand Palais.
El Movimiento por la Paz con Justicia y Dignidad y Ciudadanos por la Paz en México (grupo París) convocan a la manifestación en apoyo a la Ley General de Víctimas ante la embajada de Francia en México, en donde el poeta Javier Sicilia, (cuyo hijo fue asesinado en Cuernavaca en 2011), Ludividine Barbier (esposa de Rodolfo Cazares, director de orquesta secuestrado en Matamoros en 2011), la hermana de Olivier Tschumi (ciudadano suizo secuestrado en Cuernavaca en 2010) y los diputados Noël Mamère y Sergio Coronado le entregarán al embajador de Francia en México las miles de firmas recaudadas en apoyo de la aprobación de dicha Ley. La manifestación tendrá lugar este miércoles 12/12/2012 a las 14h30 en Ambassade du Mexique en France9 rue de Longchamp, 75016, Paris Tras la manifestación habrá una conferencia de prensa a 16h en Centre d’Accueil de la Presse Etrangère Grand Palais– Cours la Reine Perron Alexandre III – 75008 Paris
When all of a sudden… our correspondent got mixed up with a blonde sipping MIMOSAS at the wheel of a Mustang at La Ave. du Churchill. La “susodicha” was running late to ring the NASDAQ bell at the F.I.A.*next to a VACANT American Embassy in France.
Ya llegó Nikki Lauda… y Carlos Slim, Aussie. Which is why MERCEDES folded. The Mexican Impasse tactics of the SLIM outfit gave “THE DUTCH”, the MONOPOLY OF THE CIRCUITS… Including the circuit of La Place de La Concorde… In Other Words, NO HUBO PENAL.
“Or, am I caught in a hit and run?
Straight up now tell me…,” Katty Kay, where’d you get that Rocher Ferrari look from? Your mercedes³ are going to stall.
And in Washington, Willie Geist is fed up with thughs walking into his favorite sandwich shop in NANTUCKET only to shamelessly shoplift sandwiches straight from THE SANDWICH DISPLAY RACK, from THE RACK, Stephanie Rhule, from The Rack.
Hi, My Name Is Frank and I’ll Be Your Robber This Evening
And, Willie Geist… you obviously have not seen L.A. Story. Just ask, Willie Geist, JUST ASK the Reverend Al Sharpton, them Nantucket sandwich snatchers have nothing on the civilized way to redistribute swag from Art studio visiting, latte-spiked regular coffee, and 50 over 50 year-old Abu Dhabi débutantes.
D’Angelo is right, and to paraphrase Ari Melber on The peacock Beat, « This ain’t no underground, it’s a basement and YOU have Mí chained to an icon, —Marianne ».
STAY! —_•¡•_— B1B84327-9519-4919-8D77-AC1C5DEA31DB ⌛️ The year is 2011, and before The Year of Mexico in France had it’s first unfortunate encounter with cancellations on the scene de La Seine and engagementswereWAS less of a National Mandate or, as in the Case of The Mexican Embassy in France (un berrinche) a tantrum on l’Assemblée National on account of dedicating a Cultural [bi-national] event in the IMAGE of FLORENCE, but KNOT ISRAEL (Vallarta, knot Puerto) i, armando segovia, had the opportunity to take this same picture without the campground enthusiasts’ but with the very rusted chains that Öüï now reconstructs with the aid of a sequence of Emojis… para ‘el personal’, period
In Local news, Utopia56 is opening the Parvis de Madame Hidalgo à le BHV Gardens to all outdoors enthusiasts… more SPecifically the brothers, sisters, and of course, the “the mini me” version of all’them migrants from the Subsaharan regions of mama-africa* who only stopped playing fútbol [it seems] in order to count sheep, and maybe rest a bit.
*Pintor de santos de alcoba
Si tienes alma en el cuerpo Por qué al pintar en tus cuadros
Te olvidaste de los negros
The whole gang is here, AFP, Reuters, those fuckers whose signals propagate from le Boulevard Aquatic a Balard, casi esquina con el Equinoxe en Issy-Les-yada yada yada
Starring Eddie Mitchell as the original Maverick from The Rockford Files. Because Fuck Johnny Halliday.
Check it out, bato, when you get to the bottom of this post please relay to The Rachel Maddow Show, via Nicole Wallace, of course, to jump to page Tú of weekend edition. Ta’güeno güey, o quiere usted que le guise un huevo también?
Be veöüï, veöüï quiet… You might wake up Bjork and then Medhi will have a riot.
Of course you know that the ese between the slash-es-es-esas denotes /sarcasm/. Now Congressman, i don’t know the first “T” about Texas but i know one thing. I know that Medhi Hassan’s Big Texas Brisket lunch is nothing compared to the continuing repercussions of a stomach flu, [this is the reason why i am up right now]… but on a more serious note, like say, Mí (🎶) the Big Texas voting restriction Law that just got voted in the Austin City Limits is a direct reflection of back-handed deals in the court rooms there. Like the political cartoon of April’s fool from El Heraldo de México, it’s all about “el interés”.
Well, what a heck, Medhi, since over on your side of The Atlantic it is still Paul ManaFarty’s birthday, and the fact that i will never get a hired again, i’m gonna do TRMS on the RT set. Witt that in M.I.N.D. “watch this space” and keep an eye out for Waldo.
Anyhow, Cerf-panthère… no es lo mismo La Cómoda de MARIA BUTINA, que acomódame a Florence Marie Cassez… but Eye get’s what The Serpent on page 8 of Nº 3619 means about playing with a new language… and this, STEPHANIE MENOU, is what your supervisor Bruno and his chain of command could not fucking get in 2011/15, in other words, AT THE TIME, it was not the time to fuck with your beautifullenguas.
1. … (Context for drawing Monkees follows).
Now about last night’s* strange happening right in front of where i pitched my tent (Check the Camera, Chuck)…
It’s nothing really only a white van with a guy at the driver seat, the peculiarity of the encounter was the skills of whomever imprinted, with the palm of a hand, the distinct accidental shape of a butterfly. A picture was not possible given the menacing face of the dude at the wheel, so take my word for it, it was quite a sight to see on account of the oily imprint on the passenger’s window and the sort of, kind a, looking prism shifting colors of the hospital sign that broke on through that Psycharama.
Message received, en donde quiera se cuecen habas, if you would like that translated to French legalese just ask “the expert”, Florence Marie Cassez.
Chapter One: reframing reality¹, why does this blog support the campaign for President of the College of SDF’s of DiMíTru.
* The name of The Big Apple Mayor has been changed to save face for Mayor Hidalgo. And Witt D.A.T. in M.I.N.D. the most unread blog at MSNBC, CNEWS matin-es, and 20 minutes from BFM’er TV (by Taxi—24 horas if you walk) takes a break from the normal politics of every THEY life and Öüï takes some time off in order to deconstruct the Myth of a man called DiMíTru, and that is because a picture can say a thousand words, pero pues para eso está, el ya mencionado don “Palabras”.
DiMíTru for President of the College of SDF-es, ese!
Now listen (with your eyes) and re-envision with your ears, DiMíTru’s platform as President of the College of Los “llamados” Sin Techo might strike certain people WHO Know, as a bit repetitive and i am not about to get into the specificity of daily recurrences and parallelisms that fit into an overarching narrative pattern which is perfectly symmetrical (Frank, p.46) at the afore mentioned place where Evry body knows your name, especially when it comes to the electorate that concerns this particular election which Eye might add, concerns re-unites a particular group of peoples (with an ese at the end) living on the streets. And which of course Öüï wants to satirize (if you are reading this with a gringo accent) or satirise (if you happened to have been Brexited)..
Silly Swedes, don’t-cha know that le government hates competition! .:. 918B4031-BCC9-4176-88FF-5DEA2DBAC31A .:. And, Grupo Grouprama… you probably thought that the NIKE Spring Break advertisement was about los Amigos de Valencia (punto y coma) silly Wabbits— it was Always about La Marsellesa de Serge Gainsbourg interpreted by Joãn Manuel Serrat, which in Catalan transliterates to “El Carrusel del furo”
Las fuentes para —¡híjole!!!— doña Chavelita Allende… i feel like Alfonso Arau in Romancing The Stone when he opened the door to my teenage fantasy, Joan Wilder.
But FO’ist! If you are part of the electorate at a Very Exclusively open Place Where Evry Body Knows Your Name, well Buddy—the correct choice for President of the College for the Sans Domicile Fixe is, of course: DiMíTru. Vote DiMíTru.
1. For further reading on Chapter one of this motherfucking blog, please check out Alison Frank’s, “Reframing Reality”, o como dice François Truffaut: The Æstetics of the Surrealist Object in French and Czech Cinema, published by intellect Bristol, UK / … and Öüï can only assume, by a bunch of boobs [like Mí] in Chicago, USA ; 2013.
Pablo Pueblo no me va’dejar mentir—la querella no contó por haber estado escrita en Francés. And now you know how Florence Cassez got out of Jail… yeah, Buddy! De haber estado traducida al Español del bueno (Florencia Quiebran) ahorita la que hoy es Secretaría de Gobernación, estaría en Acapulco echando siesta, o algo así.
Je casse, Tu casses Il/Elle/On casse, Nous cassons, Vous Cassez, Ils/Elles cassent
3. Research in France, it’s KNOT that it is losing ground, it is simply a symptom of IT! [the Frog research] having to have to be written in Anglais del bueno, así mismo como pasa en México con los políticos DE TODOS LOS PARTIDOS Y COLORES que primero tienen que venir a Francia, and learn French Civilization Classes, antes de ser “distinguidos” ciudadanos y, valga la comparación: beneméritos de la nación.
4. For the record, Raphael Moran (rfi) did recommend that i give all of my sources from 2010-2015 to the Prefect of Police… as Le Government had requested from me in order to have my first long-stay visa renewed… https ://www .rfi .fr /en /france /20210322 –ikea-france-goes-on-trial-for-allegedly-spying-on-staff-customers
Sincretismo en Noir MUHAMMAD “AXAYÁCATL” ALI 3768310F-5816-4D83-BCEC-13108399F647 .:. dedicado a Vicente Fox Quesada (la parte azul de Andrés Manuel López Obrador).
Anyhow, Iron Man*, please be advised that in Hilo, Hawaii, 14JUL2020 is still in effect, porque en efecto don Beto, allá son las 11 de la noche.
*AVISO AL PÚBLICO:
PERRY MASON WAS A Shriner
Estimado público que no nos lee, rogamos que en las próximas Jornadas en este than intrascendente blog, ustedes no cometan el error de Diciembre (2005) y relacionen a IRON MAN con el doppelgänger Americano del gran Jose García, actor franco-español interprete de “Le Mac”…
… “don Beto”, by–the–Guey, is Robert Downey Jr.
IRON MAN, como todo mundo lo sabe, es el vocalista de BLACK SABBATH, el mismo que nos re interpretó la balada revolucionaria mejor conocida como “El Corrido de PERRY MASON”
Previously on La Cónsul Peyorativa .:. F33E7655-1242-4589-97B9-D52769C5D204 🗣 Corre y se va! El Presidente; La Rosa; La Bandera; El Negrito… BINGO!!! —_•¡•_— ** FAKE INFORMATION AU PUBLIC ** Dear, Mexican Ambassador to La France, por favor no sea soflamero, IF and ONLY IF, there was such thing as a « mandatory holiday » on the French calendar, your Excellency, THEN THERE would not be any African Brothers working the façade (or Windows) of a little unpretentious Building situated on La Rue de Rivoli (75001) called “Samaritano” on National French Fiesta Day, or something like that! Now would it? —_•!•_— Dicho de otra PUTA MANERA: if you fuckers (o culeros, whichever fits best) wish to take a Day Off, take a motherfucking day off, but don’t put the responsibility of that decision on the French, like you Sons’of—Bitches did with Florence Cassez.
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TELEVISA Presenta:
In Memory of “Frida Sofía”
narrated by Florence Cassez
P.S.: FUCK Alejandro González Iñárritu and his Birdman, aussi.
