Category Archives: Book Two

AY-Ay–Ay_ayian Elchopo había un… anyone? anyone? Perrine? Anyone

Goooooooood MOWrning BALARD!  Tune in/to BFM TV Marseille to see the match between Les Expatriés y los immigrants. For one, Les rosbifs y los americanos de Boston y Canada son « expats », expat. Kind of has a knight sound to it; as in: give this expat a horse, he’s got good credit. Whereas, the immigrant, well… tune in to BFM’er TV after a word from our sponsors.

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¡Aguas! Or as some might say East of the Thessaloniki: It’s the Sunday after Epiphany, and today is the end of Christmas and the celebration of the WAWA for Chuy’s baptism… Eye knows, because Eye is the WaWa Carrier.

ISSY, mi buen conecte Quintana/Woodstock…

SeLeiZo facíl, lo cierto es de que el intermedio musical de BFM TV en la web de seguro le pondría la piel de gallina a Wagner y su Vuelo de los ValKyRies, as in:

yo ValE que Rio
tú ValE que Ries
El/Ella/Ustedes/Aquellos—los otros y ellos por si sobrara menos, o faltara más,  ¡háganle!…

We are coming live from the Citroën Park casi esquina con Javel, o como dicen en BFM TV el Parque del Cärrito panadero allí chocando con Cloralex en Francés—ese.

BUT FO’ist!!! i am going to throw a double-play for France Info 105.5 FM (just as an exercise before Spring Training)… and Cousin Joe, go home you sonovabitch, what are you doing? Let Honcho Steele do his thing, and Claire McCaskill, wait for it, wait… you are going to like the way You look. Witt that in mind, Ali Vittali, i told you that it was going to be a Sunny Afternoon, eh!

1st Base: January 1st, 20h… Erasmus and Brexit

“That’s Mí in the [upper Left corner] and on the other side is none other than the one with the Jade Skirt, Chalchiuhtlicue, o como dice Tlaloc: goddess of running WAWA.

7th inning stretch: January 7th, 20h.. Are you fucking blind? Or do you just like to navel-gaze into your belly-button and read the fabric-bunnies that cluster there. Long-drive to Shortstop, a panel from an assortment of newspaper-persons* debated what lessons if any did the storming of Capitol Hill revealed to the French. The question that caught my deaf eyes was about populism, they pondered if populism had reached France like it has across the pond? the answer of course, “does the Pope piss in Rome, and does a Bear pray in the woods?”

So… Brigitte is running a pizza shop, eh? The reasoning (to them is obvious) i shit-you-not, she’s a teacher and she dated her students. I hope, Michael Steele at msnbc, that you don’t reverse-tape my fingerprints on that bat-shit crazy accusation, i just relay the news of (check it out Cousin Joe) The They… get it? It’s what they said; i just relay… you sonovabitch.

* newspaper-men, really, but this is a SalvoShot to the LatinX Crowd to drive a point.

Mientras tanto en CEMEX LAND:

I am happy to relay a La Raza del Horizonte allí mero en la Silla de La Sultana, that through extensive Di-En-Ey güasa, that 𓂀 (se pronuncia en Inglés con el sonido estéreo de AY) figured out who that guy… that Jerry Lewis for the French on Motorcycle is, and ladies in Gemini, that tall handsome fellow cannot be Cantinflas, ni tampoco Germán Genaro Cipriano Gómez Valdés. 

Ecce homo, diría Pilates, “has nice glutes” to dance El Taconazo, y por eso Perrine, you Jean Genie you, Coluche es pariente de El Piporro… tu paisana (la perrina de Lille, Florence Cassez) can may probably could perhaps quizás peut-être , explain to your non–viewing audience why.

However, Lenchita is busy preparing una Charreada para la Premier Vecindad et les fils del Vº Patio en Technicolor… off-course.

Gad #Em it, Stefan!!! I am trying to relay to the Latin X cluster that it is ridiculous to accommodate the filles into the sentence when the Rulhes permit. C'mon, Frenchy! Ketch-up! Tsing-gao*!!!

Oh, hey pretty woman — Sunny Afternoon, eh.

Good morning, it’s just after midnight in Hora Central de La Otan, and if you know what that means in UTC then you understand ZULU Time.

Welcome! To another edition of: 82000B1E-CB7D-46C8-A60F-7BF7F50900B3 ➿ Where Were You when it all went down? I will tell you where I was… and the most informed cop on France could match the freq’s, on account that he has access to the police scanner at the Underground… ISSY, Lieutenant,  you may keep the needle nose pliers this time, and thank you for not tasing me, but EYE sure as fuck is curious why you stopped your “tactical” search once you reached my location, I am just glad that “chance”, as luck would have IT!, pulled me out of the capsule/shelter. Anyhow, once your squad debriefs you, Sir… anyhow, do  tell that sexy cop at the bottom of the stairs that it would not work out, she seems nice and I saw the look in her eyes, but it wouldn’t work out; what with my lifestyle and her modus operandi, but the capsule/shelter is still available for the time being—But not for a long-term compromise. Do-drop-in… or Knot, the offer stands the choice is yours.

Previously on, “At Least Dorsey has a fip (dot) fr tattoo on his beautiful skin”… here’s part two:

Fuck You Donald Trump, and your Cocaine Addicted son Don, aussi… not that there is anything WRONG WITH THE COCA LEAF, it’s consumers like your son and the BANKS (HSBC, et. al.) who made of that energy supplement the evil currency to fund American WARS.

BUT FO’ist, Monsieur, Macron… watch this space ⤵️

ISSY, “las pencas nuevas que al maguey le brotan, vienen marcadas”, anyone?, anyone?, Malcolm? Anyone?

Survey says: they arrive etched in Stone.

Antoine (BFM TV) Forrestiere, meet Joy Anne (msnbc) Reed

Breaking the new news… You are welcome Stephanie Rulhe, but please don’t blame Hallie Jackson for moving in on your territory, it was not her decision to make. WITT that in mind and on the SAME CONSULTING TRACK check this out:

Señor, Macron, Presidente de la República Francesa

The French Mistake .:. With all due respect i don’t select the news, i just shuffle’em, and Sir, perhaps you’ve heard of Eddie Gloude Jr.? I ask the question to the most-informed cop in La France on account that your statement directed to your friends and allies in the United States of America (punto y coma) in particular that there section or paragraph of your prepared speech where you claim that what happened at Capitol Hill on January the 6th of 2021 was not a representation of what America is. I have News for you Sir, it is. That is the representation of America. The one that has dominated the land for most of it’s 244 red hot minutes on the pages of History… yeah, Buddy!

With the above ⤴️ in mind it does not please me to quote Steely Dan to your Executive Ass, but “only a fool would say that”, and if you ever heard of a Banana Republic called “Parador” then you’ll KNOW that them racist-white supremacists-Holocaust denying–RED—BLOODED americans are in fact, as Professor Eddie Gloude Junior, states, “they are our uncles, our fathers, our friends,” and yes, MARIANNE, “our children and our brothers”, because That Is What the Story of Them United States of America has been, a story of racist snowflakes who still have a lot of influence with the strong-side of the law.

So, Monsieur le Président de La République Française (así con mayusculas)  🎶🗣 Don’t–don’t–don’t don’t Believe “The Pledge of allegiance—in God We Trust” hype, because as el monoaureo will show you on another entry, when tyranny and fascism arrives it arrives wrapped in a flag and quoting “la biblia”.

Furthermore, Mr. Macron, only in America, the saying goes: is where Hitler’s youth would be welcomed with (relatively) open arms to STORME (no pun intended Filomena) the halls where THE LAW is Made.

Anyhow, having stated that, think about that MARIANNE, the next time you invite another despot like Donald John Trump to your 14 July Celebration like your predecessor did with a Enrique Peña Nieto, who may or may not be a racist, but he sure is surrounded by classists motherfuckers, which is just a notch to the side of racism.

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In BFM’er Update news:

Not only did they correct for the opening ads upon u.s. KNOCKING on their virtual doors, but AUSSIE, check this out:

With All Due Respect .:. 7AC7AF71-7CEC-451D-90F7-FAFC3D07DF40 🌍 Your producers need to get new b-roll from your “children” abroad, repeating last week’s images from “the backyard” is like phoning it in. In  oder  other words, reporting on The Situation as if youse were Throwing Your Hands Up in The Air, And Swinging these like you just don’t care.

Not to be outdone by France Info 105.5 FM, BFM TV starts simultaneous transmission of it’s WEEKEND content [🎶Oh, oh oh—oh oh, On The Radio]… go ahead, i dare you, “say anything”.

— Anything? Asked la yegua blanca de Napoleón, named “Storme”.

— In•Deed, güerita, you can say anything you want, responds “Siete Leguas”.

« CURTIS DID NOTHING WRONG!!! »

La güerita goes on to say 🗣

… [A]nd someone please give that poor weather man in MADRID a beanie cap… YeeZu.s. Christ, Monsieur EtcheBerry!!!  You fuckers at RTL* are mean! Mean Eye tell you. In Context, please refer to the treatment that the reporter on “Thank You for Smoking” got after the STORME passed, or rather, when IT!, arrived.

*  Mr. EtcheBerry, please be advised that some of the Radio Stations nomenclatures have been Scrambled to protect the Freq's on La Seine. STOP WINEing.

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Anyhow Mr. Forrestiere, as Eye was breaking IT!, down for Joy Anne Reed, mare named after the legendary journalist WHO rode with along the the Eastern skirts of La Sierra Madre Occidental with EL GENERAL ARROYO under the callsign “ Old Gringo » during the Mexican Revolution… yeah, Buddy, it’s TROU!

It would be the “type” of credentials that would allow a President Marine Le Pen the opportunity to award Elaine Chao the highest accessory on the French Touch arsenal.

Rocket man was a fag… sincerely Starman; and fuck you too, Tommy ⚡️rod… pronounced Thomas Alva “white” Lightning Rod motherfucking Edison, according to Sacramento Bee: the one and only, TESLA.

Salvation for dummies

En contexto, Neil Katyal, earlier in the programming BFM TV casually informed their morning show viewers about the Trump administration’s ministers abandoning their LEGACY (or quitting) one paycheck before Trump presses the Nuke Button.

I note this, Rachel Maddow, on account of giving Jack Dorsey a pat  in  on the back, an atta’Boy for the soul because that Sonovabitch finally decided to shut Trump’s account, would be like praising the “We Only Did as We Were Told” crowd for denouncing their messiah or chosen one two weeks before Russia (USSR) put an end to the Great Big (knot the longest) War before Vietnam. Now, to be fair, the almighty Dollar is not a Godwin reference to Hitler, but then the CULT of Dorsey is money-money-money.

But hey, at least Dorsey has a fip . fr tattoo inked on his beautiful skin. Eye only have a letter arriving from RENNES… fuck it, it’s Weekend Edition, i’ll open the envelope on Monday on account that just like nobody Walks in El Ey, Evrybody gets off on the Weekend… but speaking of Canadians, Joy Anne Reid:

“Nothing is off the table” on The Rachel Maddow Show .:. F77D8225-7B13-4EDC-A03A-3DA136FFF522 .:. Happening right now, on the SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, BFM’er TV plays Ketch-up with TRMS sewage news and how the WASTE WAWA Güeys are excellent fortune tellers for the COVID–fighters.

has anybody noticed if the Mexican President ever got to condemn the assault on The Hill, like his partner-in-Trade and Workforce Conditions, Justin Trudeau has?

or

Is Mr. López gloating like Comrade Putin is doing in Turkey right now, via Zoom®️.

And in the role of El Chavo del Ocho… Sam Stein

BOUM ☢️

DEAR, A.B. Stoddard, i’m Chevy Chase and i love you!!!
Eye would ask you to marry Mí, but Eye is not into stealing from Peter to borrow from Paul.

And, Willie Geist… [D]o you know who else made a lot of money on the back of humanity, —yeah, Buddy, —Sam Stein’s wife (at Facebook)… [B]ut that’s fine and peachy as long as Sam Stein discloses the real bread winner while at the Coffee Bar.

REGULATE Sam Stein’s Wife (job), and the Silicone (industry) too, Aussie!

After the 14 hundred re-hash hour, Shannon Pettypiece hypnotizes Rep. Elissa Slottkin (D-WI) and the former combat helicopter pilot regresses to the pre-9/11 era to reveal that she is the long lost illegitimate daughter of super San Antonio (TX) son, Gibby Haynes.

… It’s just a SPUR on the loins,
a SPUR on the loins,
a SPUR on the loins.

Meanwhile in France… at the 21 hundred hour, BFMer TV is reviewing the DONALD JOHN TRUMP directed siege on The Hill, AUSSI —_\•¡•/_— The Top Lawman on the rolodex at The Élysée is caught between a claim and WAIT for IT!, NEIL Katyal*, a motherfucking ConFlicT of Interest which up to today’s DATE (at France Info 105.5 FM) was unheard of at La Sorbonne and the French Halls of Power.

And The Cover Girls go:

TIMMY!!! — C40B22CF-9075-46BF-AF68-51AD2D79C744 — Dialing for blowjobs. Only on Deadline.

Well Slap some lipstick on Mí and call IT!!!, a Son of a Bitch, Eva Longoria!!! Aussie, you may go ahead and excuse yourself while Eye Kiss(es) The SKY.

* Georgetown law professor and a better-than-average IQ contributor on the Purple Pundit Show, not to mention a Nostradamus aficionado on The Beat.

Ketching-up in radio silence… [K]eep your squelch on

So, this guy… The Jerry Lewis on a motorcycle, for the French, i am not sure (yet) if this fellow is a Cantinflas or a Tin Tan. Now Mr. George Will, fuck you and keep the letter “ese”, out of the condemned alphabet soup of WASPian justice.

Let’s Play Hardball, there’s an opening for Capitol Police “top cop”… Goooooooo, Chris Matthews!

Now, Mr. Will, please be advised that right now i am writing you this in Hilo, Hawaii, time where it’s Oh-five 33′ in the early evening, you know Mr. Will, as those dangOn peacocks say in New York/New Jersey: on the Other Side of the CLOCK.

NOTE TO BFM’er TV and Radio 105.5 FM France Info:

My deer, motherfuckers… about that U.S. Transportation Secretary that you non-conspicuously mentioned on your conspicuos stationary news tickers of your FO’ist Edition.

_—\•!•/—_  Cher Antoine Forrestiere, regardez vato,  je dois retourner sur el terreno de Technicolor®️, donc please refer aux épisodes d’Elaine Benes [/] Ashley Chevalier of just a few days ago. En d’autres termes, M. Forrestiere, ne le prenez pas personnellement, ne pensez pas que ce cri vous concerne. Ashley l’a cru pendant une brève minute et où se trouve Ashley maintenant, M. Forresteire ? Probablement au Kansas, mais c’est besides de The Yellow Brick Road et d’autres assorted chatos.

So, yeah, Mr. Forrestiere, when your news compilers get on the Donald Trump “gravy train” by reporting on the last of the Mo’hick-annes (pronounced Mo•He•Cannes) departing  like RATS on a sinking ship and your producers fail the mention the pedigree of said rats, you cheat the French people of vital information that correlates the causation that sunk the afore-alluded imaginary OVAL vessel.

Now i am not placing the MANUFACTURE of CONSENT for the wife of the former Leader of The Senate, Moscow Mitch McConnell on you Mr. Forrestiere, —knot at all— i blame the REPTILIAN nature of FOX News en Française,  after all, you Sir; or rather Bonhomme, were engaged during The Way Too Early hour at The Old Fucker’s Oak Lodge Bar and Grill and you sir may or may not have been aware of Manu Chao’s aunt.

Now about those freq’s on the 105.5 wave on La Seine, please give me Three Steps and Eye knows, that there’s [but] One Way Out, and this is LAST WEEK TODAY.

Over at the Bri-Why stream, Jimmy CarVile just ran over Pepe LePew… preliminary reports suggests that CarVile, who rose to fame plotting pranks with Socks the Cat against the Valiant, Loyal and humblE “Buddy”, the chocolate Labrador at the 42nd edition of The White House, was caught listening to a little figurine with wings whispering orders into his left ear canal.

Ladies in Gemini, Today is Día de Reyes, —Eve!

Quinto d’Enero, 2021.

Epiphany’s eve

🎶 Si au milieu de la guerre je devais mourir
avec un ami cher, je vous ferai part
🗣
Si au milieu de la guerre, je me fais tuer
avec un ami cher, je vous ferai part

Previously on, Steal The Word —word.

Dolly Parton, period! Y’all OUGHT TO KNOW that Dolly Parton relieved Alanis MoRieSette starring role in DOGMA, and in a parallel universe Silvester Stallone was about to rhinestone “the hype” out of Flavor Flav and 911 has literally, and parenthetically!!! Turned into a Joke in yo’town!!! THE Humanité

Deer, President-elect Biden,

Pease be advised that your parenthetical accusation of Mr. Messier (N° 45) not wanting to do the job is skewed at best, completely misinformed on account that Mr. Messier (N° 45) “will [parenthetically] WO’ik all They”, making MANY phone calls and TALKING at many meetings … parenthetically enunciating, off-course.

… [A]nd Ashley, no insistas, stick to your Damian’s (colas) at The Pentagone, Brasserie (at la Porte de ISSY casí esquina con el Equinoxe de COLAS à Balard).

https ://www .europe1 .fr /international /le-mexique-offre-lasile-politique-a-julian-assange -4016220

🎵 Colás, Colás, Colás y Nicolás
Lo mucho que te quiere y lo poco me das
Si quieres, si puedes, si no, tú me dirás
¡Ay, qué bonito baila la mujer de Nicolás!

🗣 ´Inche Andrés López Manuel Obrador
quién te viera tan Donald John Trump!
Ahora diga, Serenísima “criaturita”…
[D]e qué sabor va usted a querer
sus chingadas Swedish Meatballs, eh‽
¡BOMB-Ah!

… [O]ff-course, situational opportunist and President of Mexico, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, could not pass by LA OCASIÓN created by a Queen’s Court of Parliament regarding the extradition of Julian Assange.

Previously on, Dear: Tiny Tiny Cat

note to editors:
some of “the cats” names have been changed in order to protect the big elephant of The Wise Men.

https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-africa-55522236

Anyhow, Ashley Chevalier, it is for the best. Trust Mí, holiday flings are not meant to last. I knew last Friday that MGMT was going to have none of IT!, period*!

Stranger things have happened, so it’s Knot a long stretch (a random length) and tie the time that Ari Melber’s long lost illegitimate nephew, pictured ⬆️ above without dentils would cover the latest developments of the Florence Cassez enlèvement syndicate in France.

Heck, even “The Elves” at « El Patron’s » siege changed the freq’s to the CNEwS Matin beat. It appears that the illegitimate step-sister of Ron Weasley  runs things over yonder (at CNEWS Matines, not at “El Patroni’s” siege), Sin Embargo [Ashley] Eye told you that this post was KNOT about you (punto y coma) it has always been about our effort to reach the Media-Part. And in the following block… [see what Eye did there] i am going to attempt to land this bitch on Mr. Laske’s firewall, which happens to be headquartered just across “La Adelita” on Passage Brulon (75012).

But FO’ist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡ÓRALE!!!— Öüï interrupts the programming to bring Yasmin Vassoughian’s green robe a message from “The Seven Sisters” via “Messier 45”, please stand-by for Dolly.

My fellow Tennesseans, Big Benders, and off-course, the Volunteers, I am coming to you from The Pleiades to remind you that the month of January is the Universe Be Kind to Food Servers Month, especially if these food servers are volunteers... or What‽ Did you think that the TRAY Shape (plateau en Frog-speak) of Tennessee was put on the map just to hold those fuckers in Kentucky on The Plate, eh‽

note to programmers: my fellow earthlings please do not try to adjust your settings, Dolly Parton’s voice must be modulated by Melissa Villaseñor on account that hearing Dolly’s pure unadulterated signal from across our known —and established— universe would rip your precious  timps 👂🏼 to shreds.

The outer limits… starring Claire McCaskill’s  sweater. Senator McCaskill, in case you are wondering is the long–lost misplaced granddaughter of Calamity Jane, the patron Saint of Missouri, The Ozarks and, the greater Saint Louis metro area. The sweater is an old prop of the trade and it goes to show just how many squares you can fit on Claire’s frame.

AND WITT that in mind, Stephanie Rulhe, don’t think that Öüï didn’t get to see you in green earlier before Ms. Jackson’s Dark garb, which reminds u.s. that January is also the “Midnight Rambler Awareness Month” or, as they call these fuckers in El Ey: Richard Ramírez Observance mess… look it up, because it’s Trou!!!

We now return to a Closer and Clear and Present MESSIER N° 45, —danger by any other tolls— and for D.A.T., Nicole Wallace gets to stick around, and here’s why General Powell, because “the rest of the story” gets to be enunciated in the voice of Paul Harvey, as read by former Prime Frog Minister, Mr. Dominique de Villepin. In this section you don’t even have to know how to play checkers, you just need to be certified as an ISO “Just-in-time” black belt Venn Diagram handler. And Witt that in mind, let me first introduce myself…

Hello, my name is Armando Segovia and you might remember Mí from Fall SEASONS classics such as “Octubre Tenía Que Ser” and “A funny thing got swept-up on the way to The Forum”.

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1 de Enero 2021 — Dear, Teeny Tiny Cat

Note To Ashley CHEVALIER:

Grupo 24 Horas de AA… Issy, Mme. Chevaliere, Eye know that you’ve heard (as a journalist – off course) about the 12-step program, but lemme’Tell ya’Cinnamon Spice, “It’s Knot one of —those! » .:. F025E8E9-EF79-46E9-A3D2-DAA28E48CEF2 🚶🏽‍♂️Eye is talking about The Midnight Rambler, of course.

Hoy no hubo BFMer TV, but do give our regards to Damien UrLetGo… we changed some of the names to protect the innocent… x ejemplo, take Mick Jagger:

Smile🙃 because as Keith “the loon” used to say, Susan del Percio: TO THE MOON, Alicia!!! Tú, the Moon. But FO’ist, we Ketch-up with the Immortality Machine inside of Capitol Hill in WaWa Land. Some call it History, Alicia, but people WHO know, know that it is just another edition of Organized Grab-Ass with a bunch of old, old, very Old Kids on The Hill.

After the Break, Alicia Menendez takes on the role of Karaoke Wizard and renders Queen’s, “Stone Cold… crazy,” on Dateline, Knot Deadline. Check local listings.

Right now, here’s an update on Mattéo’s “funny paper” and if you ever get the punchline of the joke, my future graduate of the most prestigious école hôtelière in the World*, then you’ll understand what a “slow yellow lorry” means before getting inside of a “Black Limousine”.

For those WHO are knot on the know, know that i buried Titus. .:. F6432F3E-187B-402E-9A60-2743A9296A08 .:. The inside of this pyramid is shaped like a stretched out feline with the Sphinx como lomo y cuello (punto y coma) the Question is, Mme. Chevalier, can you spot the anca on the Onca?

* i won’t mention the name, so-pena de que doña Vilma and her fuentes at the recently debunked Michelin Guide, object to our report.

—_-!-_— note to editors —_-!-_—

In Hilo, Hawaii,
the first day of the year just crossed the Twilight Zone.
And in Paris,
en Paris is they too of the aforementioned
12-step program from Grupo 24 de AA.

Stick around, Mme. Chevalier and let the “weekend help” do the rounds; Eye noticed that the weekend producers included a French fan of the Jack The Ripper Honor Society. Somebody needs to tell that poor man to stop crying, what with all of the flooding in Landes them crocodile tears are going to flood me another river.

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Product placed: Brides, filets et selles

When HerStory rhymes in HisStory times .:. 294612A4-33A4-451E-88AA-52F99EE1C090 🧶 And now, the rest of Her story… Öüï now know the real detonator in Strasbourg (no pun intended^) but it seems that the Dang-On Brexit is taken right out of the book of Prohibition in Lynchburg, Tennessee.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /faits-divers /alsace-un-jeune-homme-tue-par-un-mortier-d-artifice-01-01-2021-8416865 .php

In Brexit-ed Actuality, it’s a small victory for Vania®️ in the U.K. and a small step for The Cramps; not that i know anything about the period in the early 1920’s which came to be known as Rag Time, but i have it on good authority to relay to all Femmes of the Calamity Jane fan club that “les selles” o como dicen en las charreadas “las monturas” for all cavalières won’t be considered LUXURY ITEMS, like in France, Art and other assorted accessories designed to adorn Galleries remain Tax Free in the Hexágono.

God Bless The Queen – Six Hours

Told y’all there would be a Swan Song and some horizontal hypercubing…

Ladies in Gemini, the staff of what used to moonlight as “a most non-consequential blog” is happy to announce that I am Sí–Rius, and Colin Jost is Not.

IT IS WEEKEND EDITION, in•DEED, Colin, and Eye Can See For Miles and Miles!

Just Like 🇬🇧, said the WHO?

—19h five Hours until After Midnight, meanwhile in London, those fuckers are an hour behind! Someone please relay to Boris that if he doesn’t Ketch-up! Madness is going to SetTLE in and Boris will not be able to eat his fucking pudding.

— 20h Fou’ Hours to go and Öüï has to go. Eye is Sí-Rius, the mall guards want to go home, jeez-whizz, those fucking shoppers.

Still to come, the Nine o’Clock hour in CET, 20h in Meangrinch Time

Now, Mesdames y Missouri, just wait ’till y’all hear with your lying eyes how the WINGS episode was produced, of course, without the camera footage it would be like trying to explain how Kate made it into a Tears For Fear video, eh?

Until then, enjoy another angle of “The Situation”, this particular one is the launchpad angle at the Letter S, ese (punto y coma) please be aware of the way that our infra-heat-seeking device registers the effect that blue has on gold when cinnamon is mixed into the Scene.

The 11th Hour follows, but i know nothing about that, except for one thing Mr. Wonderwall… check it out, Johanne, you probably think that this (particular portion of the trip) is about you, Sin Embargo, the palm trees that flank La Rue du Cinema, which connects the recently re-branded Forum at Les Halles-es underground rotunda with the just power-washed AGRO Bourse de los Medici’s, will cue-you in to what remains of the observatory at the Hôtel de Soissons, WHICH should Clou–You–In to the fact that we select neither las ancas del caballito negro en el Carrusel de Hidalgo, ni la columna a la salida del nivel –3 de la ya muy mencionada Porte du Louvre (Paris Centre).

https://www.pariszigzag.fr/paris-au-quotidien/des-inscriptions-historiques-retrouvees-dans-la-colonne-medicis

If you get lost just ask the piggly-wiggly host and/or bouncer smacked between San Eustaquio and Salma Hayek’s husband new monopoly®️architectural token for directions.

🎵🗣 What’s The Story Morning Glory .:. 24751C35-2D1D-4E9F-962D-55513078617E 🇬🇧

Happy New Year.

 

The Witt of Mehdi on the map and a Gumbo recipe

Over at Studio 8 of the MSNBC building the Lorne is revisiting an alternate universe of the man of the hour:

Emmanuel Macron (when he turned 18 years of age)
(and please, don’t shoot the messenger)
Little Manu wanted to go All-Black
if you can believe that!

AFTER THE BREAK…
« It’s a FesteBUS Miracle », starring Ricky Martin.

[and Colin Jost: them Keconomy’s are made from Fudge… and i can’t make out the gerunds in the ingredients (season-ing) but i can assure you, that however they bake it, that SHIT from the Ariane 6 crew in Guyana is tight! And it is better than any Kool-Aid™️ offered by the evanGELical purity Faith-healing cult, like the one offered by your distant relative, preacher Jones, (born in Indiana, died in Guyana) Melle. Jones].

And starring as “Don Juan Diego”: Cornucopia Boy. 📐🎶 Desde el cielo una Hermosa Mañana… La Guadalupana, La Guada-loup-ana, La Guadalupana se me apareció! 🗣 I told you it was going to be a Festevus Miracle, didn’t i? Note to programmers, the snapshot ⬆️ was captured by yours truly, Armando Segovia, AUSSI be advised that the map to Cabo Wavo is KNOT to Scale, but you fuckers at the AXI(o)S get the IDEA of how to get your kicks on La Vereda Tropical, AKA “The Vineyards of Father Kino” on the Pacific coastline and the Sea of Cortés. La Vereda Tropical to Baja, head South from Highway 66 in Santa Monica, California, when you SEE with your OWN EYES the offices of Televisa’s “LatiUS” division of Pantelion Films.

So, Leslie Jones, check it out Black Beauty*, for the record, the new French Space Agency à Châtelet, just in front of Brown Indiana (it’s trou! Don’t shoot the translator) is, WE ALL NEED MORE SPACE, or something like that, but in French, and lo and behold, “Los Weekends de Los FIG-avaros” moves in on Le Monde du Le 6eme “like a bitch”, to quote the owner of the Miss Universe brand, on this the 100th anniversary of Miss France, which begs the motherfucking question, Marianne, why is the pageant not named Mademoiselle à la française… or, Something in the way (she moves) like that.

Ohhhhh—the humanity! The fucking Figaro is moving in on El Mundo de Le Monde territory .:. 71B60517-28E5-4EC3-8E41-1ABDA77741C3

* page 174 “Chevaux dans la litérature” au galop de «1000 infos Les Chevaux » by Marion Curry; adaptation française courtesy of Claire Lefebvre en GRÜND—knot GROHL.

Anyhow, Les–Lie (together) Jones and, don’t you go Venn DiaGRAMin’ my blog with no Six Degrees of Find the Bacon because that would be like playing checkers on speed, and it would still be light years away from Ketchin’ up with the hypercube at La Défense, and here is why, Lindsey Reiser:

Check your calendars, Marie, today’s Saint for a They bears the name in all of the planning districts with a Urban development department; knot ministry, eh… BC81895A-133D-4008-9BED-75717708027A .:. Tomorrow’s Santo (20 December) is Saint Théo(ry), so practice what you preach, shall be the Whole of the law.

The way you look, tonight really, really, —really— bring(s) out the Colors.

Any güey, morena, if you need too see with your own lying memories the reasons why this blog cannot be drawn in the Venn Diagrams universe, it is on account of an already explained theory delightfully narrated, explained and then, demonstrated by this guy at Cornell who was ironically shaded by:

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I am not homeless, i am home (space) minus and Tatiana Clouthier, Carlos wants to know if you see “Calzonzín Inspector” for the Very French in this tribute ⬇️ to mis NEGROS of Mexico 68, eh?

Let’s spend the night together, and nevermind “Los Super Machos” en Francés. 🛰 Lest you forget, this is a blog about Mexico, Tía Tati, as viewed from the barrios of your sister’s roaming grounds… I Did Warn You about El Santo contra Las Lobas on another post, and on January 1st, i told you about The Howling Man on the Twilight Zone. — It matters because page ii of Le Parisien’s Île-de-France & Oise (75) Nº 23733: Le Loup s’Installera-t-il aux PORTES de Paris? … [S]urvey says: bien Sur.

In synthesis, i may not be able to explain the patent detailing the optics of a 4th dimension, but i can sure as shit be on time or ahead of schedule to the different doorways to tomorrow’s headlines… or some of Lorde Lorne Michael’s SNL skits, (the one’s worth mentioning) por ejemplo, why not knot Le Parisien into the ingredients for our Louisiana (in a parallel universe) version of a home(–) recipe for a spicy gumbo… ISSY Icarus youse gonna need shrooms or peyote to ride on this magic bus.

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For the record Michael Che, stop fucking Bette Milder, she’s non other than Sammy Hagar in this dimension, AUSSI, December the 4th is Santa Barbara, or “Barbe” Saint for A They if swing to the rythmé of Avignon’s pontifical Villa.

“I’ve Seen That Movie, Too”, Reginald… and Elton John gives a snappy comeback with a:

“That’s Sir, —Reginald.”

And Ohhhh, My Sweet Baby Jésus!!! HOLY FUCK, period, there is a new regulating body in the Wacky Rigged Races and its name is MoDerNa. 🙈 Do you know what this means, Alicia Menendez? Of course you do, fucking Brits just raised the odds at Matt Bradley’s house in London Town. It’s like mixing Formula 1 racing with NASCAR in one motherfucking toll-road system.