Category Archives: Book Two

We now return to our coverage of The Wacky Big Rigged Races

We last left our heroine, Penelope Pitstop (and her Tiny groom) celebrating their new union, when asked for comment on why she is not competing (in reel—time) for the top position at The House, as she “drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,” Penelope replied that she was too busy thinking about “eating chocolate cake in a bag” in Vienna, —or some Opéra house like that!

And in the role of Tank Commander, Sgt. Blast, is Willie Geist. Congressman Scarborough is Private Meekly, the driver on this track.

… [A]nd in the role of Penelope Pitstop:
Alexandria Ocasio–Cortéz
U.S. Representative
(N.Y.C. 14th Arrondissement
“the purple block”)

Meanwhile back at The Pharm…

https ://thehill .com /policy /healthcare /530695 –pfizer-says-no-covid-vaccine-production-problems-or-shipment-delays

The “Mean Machine” managed to successfully compromise the logistical distribution manifest by 900 K serum units, leaving the rest of the racers out of gas in “the middle of the road” (to be continued)… al Azar, la Ocasió(n) no debe desperdiciarse, Congresswoman.

The big hat of Richard Dastardly is being filled by Avi Velshi* while the fleas on Muttley are being fed by Jimmy Fallon (of The Tonight Show fame).

* Avi Velshi is a man of many hats, Fallon only has one laugh in his repertoire and a single shimmy dance.

Over at The Defense track…

The Army Surplus Special remains bound by the Uniform Code of Military Justice therefore, Sgt. Blast and his driver private Joe (of Morning Joe fame) remain committed to the Outgoing Administration (nº45), and so our favorite Frankenstein tanker is protecting Dixieland bronze-age heroes instead of delivering “boobies-friendly” body armor for American FEMBOTS on the frontline.

… jump to page 34 on “20 Seconds”, via 20 minutes for today’s question of the THEY, what keeps you up on Way Too Early?

The Bottom Line, boarding passes and an Audio Track

Context follows:

12/14 — COINCIDENCE?… only if you are not current on your motherfucking Ancient Aliens episodes and the STORY of TWELVE (12 is 1 + 2 ∴ Three)
TODAY IN HISTORY.
It took just a little over six years, by our count, to finally see what the Olympiads and the long Reach of François Mitterrand (la biblioteca, Knot the man) would look like without the laminate wall that hid all of the above ground works in front of what used to be, « La Maison Blanche » at Saint-Ouen… and we (the staff) gotta hand it to the Republic, that is one pretty fucking tunnel on the new extension of Metro Line 14 (from the Christoper Dickey Train Station a.k.a. Saint Lazare) to a place called The Docks…

Penelope Pitstop takes the new tram to Saint-Ouen and Tiny Horse is the happiest groom in the City of Lights. Across The Atlantic, it’s 300 K deaths to celebrate yesterday’s HisToric Start of the Wacky Trucking Race.

Ladies in Gemini:
El Corrido de Tiny and Alex

Now if you are wondering why “The Squad” had their PR Element missing in action on the Baby Cross Show on Tiffany Cruz’ Cross Connections on Cross Talk, now you know, that AOC was on leave getting hitched with Tiny Horse, as we speak, the happy couple is “HONEYMOONING down by The Seine”, and the way things are going, they’re going to crucify Mí.

Breaking ground .:. D4D313DE-0D74-4D09-B2DE-10DD2A474478 🚇 CALIFORNIA is certifying, as we TYPE, the next president of Them United States of America, in Central NATO Times it’s 11h, now according to the French, Evry body’s life is going to CHANGE “automatically” after December the 14th… o sea, TODAY!

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The Year of Egypt in France — La foi en question (Nº 120*)

“Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?”

It’s always the “though cops” who cry the most.

Harriet Johnson

Blazing Saddles (1974)

But of course you will. Of course you are going to say farewell to 2020 with a big Boom (not to be confused with today in History’s other Big Boom, On Pearl Harbor Observance Day 🚨), the timing is exquisitely awkward, or maybe even uncomfortably sweet, but The Song Remains The Same:

King : Hey, Taylor. How in the fuck you get here anyway? Why, you look educated.

Chris Taylor : I volunteered for it.

King : You did what?

Chris Taylor : I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam.

Crawford : You volunteered for this shit, man?

Chris Taylor : You believe that?

King : You’s a crazy fucker, giving up college.

Chris Taylor : It didn’t make much sense. I wasn’t learning anything. I figured why should just the poor kids go off to war and the rich kids always get away with it?

King : Oh, I see. What we got here is a crusader.

Crawford : Sounds like it.

King : Shit. You gotta be rich in the first place to think like that. Everybody know the poor are always being fucked over by the rich. Always have, always will.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0091763 /characters /nm0202966

Is it necessary to prohibit La Blasphème? Let’s ask La Bohème.

« L’impertinence est une tradition bien francesa… but you have got to be French to get away with it.”

Lilly Sans-Gêne intercepted by Staff.
via: L’1visible, N° 120, décembre 2020. L1VISIBLE . com

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After the Break, The Ministry of Culture will be hosting a “Cecil Blount DeMille, rencontres cinématographiques Égyptiens à Paris ».

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Pearl_Harbor_Remembrance_Day

https://www.egypttoday.com/Article/1/95015/Egyptian-community-in-France-welcomes-Sisi-s-upcoming-visit-to

Intro to teleportation in a Type One Civilization quadrant

Happening now on the other side of The Atlantic:

El Año de Hidalgo on Deadline at La Casa Blanca.

Lorem IPsum

Musical Guest: Las Amazonas de Nantes
Teloneros: Los Franchutes de La Sierra

CNES Paris

Full-disclosure, Humanity (lower-case “hache”) has yet to reach Type 1 status in the Galaxy… and Zeppelin, goes here… “oh, the Humanity”.

Les Halles (4)

Point A 🖖🏼 .:. 916A9FDE-297D-4E86-A2AD-1FF9A331FB1C 🎯 In this section The User will identify the coordinates and the Elements of this story in Steps 1 and 3 in the Assembly Sequence [from] Below.

Instructions:

The first thing that users of this technology needs to realize is that ‘teleportation’ in a Type zero civilization would be like picturing a hypercube in this dimension, however, there is always modeling and dry-runs, por ejemplo, in the 1990’s during the Clinton Administration, the U.S. Military went through some lean-times, after the Reagan/Bush and Bush/Quayle $900 toilette seat spending spree, William Jefferson was left with Zilch for Ammo, and so during training we actually simulated the “booms” of the main-gun on account of a shortage of rounds, this was called dry-training, hence each qualifying run during training was called a dry-run and we were modeling war.

Now, during training you can’t possibly imagine the actual trauma that follows an actual live fire engagement because of the nature of that thing that President Eisenhower warned Chuck Todd’s parents nation in the late 50’s, but the medics on that same training exercise scenario can sure as fuck picture the after-shock.

🏎_🚀_🛰_🛸_+

Assembly sequence:

New users should review our rendition of ‘una comedia de enredos’ and ‘a funny thing happened on the way to the Forum’ to Ketch-Up with today’s projection, specifically the part about the “TIME” Magazine honored tradition of Mexican presidential transitions.

Once that requirement is accounted for then the user may proceed with the operation and With that in Mind the user proceeds to identify the connecting Elements within a 5-minute stoner-stroll radius. In this particular transfer of matter (in a Type Zero Civilization) the elements and the physical space involved in this Tesseract are laid in the following ORDER:

1.

— A French-owned supermarket incident in Paris, France

Common denominator is the ol’common “Vulgar Display of power” within a « news cycle » or a “New York Minute” with Fareed Zak[a]ira on TRMS*.

— A French-owned supermarket incident in Porto Alegre, Brazil.

🏎 https ://www .bangkokpost .com /business /2024555 /carrefour-shares-plunge-in-brazil-after-killing

2.

— A red button issue on the political spectrum.

The fear factor here involves, and/or traces back to police training and its first-cousin « police brutality ». In this plane of existencial real estate (of this particular transfer of matter between two points) the Venn Diagram will check for either “escalating” strategies or, “de-escalating” techniques and corral the plots accordingly.

— An incident that triggers the red button.

3.

— Account for rhyme, Synchronicity, Serendipity, Coincidence, Proximity and, in this particular transfer of information (since this is the 3rd Dimension, and the transfer of matter is shackled in the theoretical) a launch-pad… enter MY Current Location which happens to be across the cobble-stone covered street on rue Berger and the passage des Lingeres.

Montgallet (8)

Point B ✍🏼

— “’Estoy harto de tocar la batería‘ dijo Bonham a Plant antes de la muerte de Led Zeppelin”:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020 /12/02 /espectaculos /a09n1esp

Chapter 32, page 491-2… you can keep the blanket

32 million since RONALD REAGAN and his wife Nancy Reagan FIRST IGNORED the acquired immunodeficiency syndrome SLASH HIV.

Never mind the $900 toilette seats

Never mind the $900 toilette seats for the Armed Forces.

https ://www .latimes .com /archives /la-xpm-1986-07-30-vw-18804-story .html SLASH $37 screws, a $7,622 coffee maker, $640 toilet seats; : suppliers to our military just won’t be oversold

That’s 32 MILLION. And that is what ex-republicans want the Biden Administration to emulate. According to Morning MSNBC. Or at least, that’s what Morning MSNBC implied this past Monday when Congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough taunted Senator Bernie Sanders with by saying that progressive governments spend the National Budget like “drunken socialists”.

Astor Realty was the outfit that had managed Carl’s Apartment building. He had made his checks out to Astor Reality EVRY month.

At one point in his life Carl used to believe in coincidence. But no longer. There WAS NO WAY this was a coincidence.

¿un mírale qué?

¿Un mírale qué?… Blasfemia!!!

He didn’t know what it meant . Or where it would lead THEM. But as he had learned to do over the past WEEK , he added this new piece of INFORMATION to his mental checklist and turned from the THEOretical  and back to the Here and Now.

Andrews, R.  “GIDEON a thriller”, first published in the United States in 1999, by Ballantine Books, a division of Jon Meachum’s Random House, Inc., New York… currently a Division of Warner Books.

“That’s all folks”, as told by Porky Pig in the role of Willie Geist.

Dear, President-elect Biden (46), please note the following

Dear, Sir,

Recordando a Agustín Lara

Agustín Lara said it best, and Toña “La Negra” interpreted them words like when Aretha demanded “Respect”. This is Music History 101 para principiantes.

Congratulations on your “Gacelas” for the D.C. press corps answering system, very “Jefe de Gobierno”, indeed. It’s a good move, heck, i visited el D.F. when AMLO was the head of government there, I used to like López Obrador… until he turned into [AHORA SÍ, mis negros] into a “tropical messiah” with Marcelo Ebrard as his lap dog.

https ://www .efe .com /efe /america /mexico /las-gacelas-escoltas-de-lopez-obrador-cuyo-modelo-podria-volver-a-imponerse /50000545-3697182

https ://www .wsj .com /articles /biden-names-jen-psaki-white-house-press-secretary -11606688271

https ://dw .com /en /pope-names-first-african-american-cardinal /a-55761557

NOW:

Just because my administrative trial against the Prefecture of Paris is over now, it does not mean that

a). The elements of the story that got me to France in the first place stop making headlines, so, with this in mind please relay to your future Attorney General of The United States of America that we will be keeping a close eye into this you-wash-my-hands and everything is back to The Plan Mérida THEYs:

For the record

For the Record, Rachel Maddow is the Resident Expert on all things TOLUCA, including its delicacies and its Uranium storage facilities… look it up .:. 859909A3-B9D6-40CA-B22B-D5CD60CABD7A 🗣 However, consider this a new way to cover this angle of covering the news about Mexico without mentioning FRANÇOIS HOLLAND bargaining chip in the Zodiaco.

b). “Watch This Space” ⏳ … and never mind “the wisemen”, because they fucked-up the Greatest Victory of all time, and yes, Mr. President-elect, i am talking about the Military–Industrial Complex… which now has morphed into a Media–Information Juggernaut.

The Century of the Common Man (excerpt)

“Some have spoken of the “American Century.” I say that the century on which we are entering—the century which will come into being after this war—can be and must be the century of the common man. Perhaps it will be America’s opportunity to—to support the Freedom[s] and Duties by which the common man must live. Everywhere, the common man must learn to build his own industries with his own hands in practical fashion. Everywhere, the common man must learn to increase his productivity so that he and his children can eventually pay to the world community all that they have received. No nation will have the God-given right to exploit other nations. Older nations will have the privilege to help younger nations get started on the path to industrialization, but there must be neither military nor economic imperialism.”[69]

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Henry_A._Wallace

P.S.: Please don’t be a fucking Harry S. Truman, because you Sir, have the opportunity to restore Vice-president Henry Wallace’s vision… do you remember what it was? Of course not, you are from Delaware and probably have an (on-the-side) mailing address in Liberia. Yes! Liberia, Africa; ask /r/documentaries why. Do that before you continue having the pundits express their delight in your administration’s plans to re-join the Paris Agreement.