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Previously on the continuing adventures of Teeny Tiny Cat

If they asked Mí, Johanne Poisson, Eye could write a book.

Knews Ewe Could Use

The Katt’s out of the bag and the toothpaste is back in the TUBES and with ol’Due respect Eva Victor can suck on my catnip.

Stories which, will be relevant five, ten, twenty years from now… because TIME NOW is won emit and TIME LOST is just a thing.

… when Öüï returns Mika Brzezinski takes a skinnydip en La Quebrada, and Armando Hoyos takes a colourful picture for the paparazzi at The New York Post and let’s just say that the eyebrows don’t match the Lashes on them little ol’Eyes.

Unfiltered:

Spin this

Farmacía Camaliche de la calle Ocho y Laboratorios Camacho de la calle Stanton presentan

Papa Smurf³ packs his patience and goes to Florida, hilarity ensues when Mika Brzezinski’s service horny dog runs into BAMBI during an undercover opération where ORLANDO BOSCH teams up with a Venezuelan terrorist who moonlights as a WETBACK in Eagle Pass, Texas…

Super Tuesday : la Floride, un “Swing state” devenu fief de Donald Trump

and now, the rest of the soundbyte:

El día que yo retraté a Luis Posada Carriles… para la bendita AFP, en la rue Vivianne de El Segundo Barrio en El Chuco, Texas.

³~. Jonathan Winters.

Mean while en El Mediterráneo, it’s Happy Ramadan. Over at fip, it’s people who write from right to left. I’d draw Ewe a picture but then Papa Smurf would have to kill you.

Not exceptional just the exception to the rule

Intro to Serendipity… last Friday—Today!

https ://thehill .com /homenews /media /563340-kasie–hunt–announces-she-is-leaving-nbc

SHE’s Leaving, JOE.

« “Bittersweet news from me [KC⚡️DC] this morning [Hilo, Hawaii 11th Hour]. This is going to be my final broadcast with all of you of up ‘Way Too Early.’ » said The LAST COCA COLA on the msnbc’s.

Unless, Mr. Pérez, La France is like those shithole countries where our parents where born, in your case (you don’t have one) Peru, and in mine, nº 15 allá en la punta de la Chingada, which happens to be diametrically opposite to the recently departed Pablo Bartolomé’s nº 33 on the storage room’s layout.

Now if you excuse Mí for a second, mr. Pérez, i personally need to address Grama and for that i need to invoke a recurring character [very dear to my heart] that i named Teeny Tiny Cat. So please, mr. Perez—and rest of the good people at the place where Evry Ivry body knows your name, —and Roger— please understand do consider that this is called suspended reality in the dangling participles of The Cuba arc.

See if this sounds familiar:

https ://la1ere .francetvinfo .fr /martinique /haiti-une-semaine-apres-l-assassinat-du-president-l-enquete-revele-que-l-operation-a-ete-commanditee-aux-etats-unis -1058746 .html

— A Miami based Venezuelan soldier-of-fortune with ties to U.S. quasi-military policing agencies (knot Luis Posada Carriles) is contracted to assassinate a Caribbean head of state (Knot Fidel Castro).

— The customer is a militant revolutionary zealot who happens to reside in MIAMI (knot Orlando Bosch) and who is obsessed with installing a different ‘ideology’ on the island, SINEMBARGO the suspect is denying any link to the Port au Price murders (knot Havana tourists from The Italia).

—  Watch this Space, Rachel Maddow… bonus trivia: FAST & Furious is now showing in theaters, and aspersions and asparagus walk into a bar, hilarity ensues when The Salt and The Pepper are at-large in D.C..

Previously on, Dear: Tiny Tiny Cat

note to editors:
some of “the cats” names have been changed in order to protect the big elephant of The Wise Men.

https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-africa-55522236

Anyhow, Ashley Chevalier, it is for the best. Trust Mí, holiday flings are not meant to last. I knew last Friday that MGMT was going to have none of IT!, period*!

Stranger things have happened, so it’s Knot a long stretch (a random length) and tie the time that Ari Melber’s long lost illegitimate nephew, pictured ⬆️ above without dentils would cover the latest developments of the Florence Cassez enlèvement syndicate in France.

Heck, even “The Elves” at « El Patron’s » siege changed the freq’s to the CNEwS Matin beat. It appears that the illegitimate step-sister of Ron Weasley  runs things over yonder (at CNEWS Matines, not at “El Patroni’s” siege), Sin Embargo [Ashley] Eye told you that this post was KNOT about you (punto y coma) it has always been about our effort to reach the Media-Part. And in the following block… [see what Eye did there] i am going to attempt to land this bitch on Mr. Laske’s firewall, which happens to be headquartered just across “La Adelita” on Passage Brulon (75012).

But FO’ist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡ÓRALE!!!— Öüï interrupts the programming to bring Yasmin Vassoughian’s green robe a message from “The Seven Sisters” via “Messier 45”, please stand-by for Dolly.

My fellow Tennesseans, Big Benders, and off-course, the Volunteers, I am coming to you from The Pleiades to remind you that the month of January is the Universe Be Kind to Food Servers Month, especially if these food servers are volunteers... or What‽ Did you think that the TRAY Shape (plateau en Frog-speak) of Tennessee was put on the map just to hold those fuckers in Kentucky on The Plate, eh‽

note to programmers: my fellow earthlings please do not try to adjust your settings, Dolly Parton’s voice must be modulated by Melissa Villaseñor on account that hearing Dolly’s pure unadulterated signal from across our known —and established— universe would rip your precious  timps 👂🏼 to shreds.

The outer limits… starring Claire McCaskill’s  sweater. Senator McCaskill, in case you are wondering is the long–lost misplaced granddaughter of Calamity Jane, the patron Saint of Missouri, The Ozarks and, the greater Saint Louis metro area. The sweater is an old prop of the trade and it goes to show just how many squares you can fit on Claire’s frame.

AND WITT that in mind, Stephanie Rulhe, don’t think that Öüï didn’t get to see you in green earlier before Ms. Jackson’s Dark garb, which reminds u.s. that January is also the “Midnight Rambler Awareness Month” or, as they call these fuckers in El Ey: Richard Ramírez Observance mess… look it up, because it’s Trou!!!

We now return to a Closer and Clear and Present MESSIER N° 45, —danger by any other tolls— and for D.A.T., Nicole Wallace gets to stick around, and here’s why General Powell, because “the rest of the story” gets to be enunciated in the voice of Paul Harvey, as read by former Prime Frog Minister, Mr. Dominique de Villepin. In this section you don’t even have to know how to play checkers, you just need to be certified as an ISO “Just-in-time” black belt Venn Diagram handler. And Witt that in mind, let me first introduce myself…

Hello, my name is Armando Segovia and you might remember Mí from Fall SEASONS classics such as “Octubre Tenía Que Ser” and “A funny thing got swept-up on the way to The Forum”.

* Sponsored by Vania Feminine Hygiene products

Intermedio — Tribute to Reddit

You lucky devil.

What about this guy

Sincerely,
Teeny Tiny Cat

And now, Ladies in Gemini, to welcome–Inn the First of Twelve Animals in the Chinese Zodiac to Our [Thing] à La Cosa Nostra Hotel & Casino at Tranquility Base is THE Metal RAT…

Please don’t Let Mí bee MissUnderstood

Thing Two on the Freddo Files

Thing Two on the Freddophiles follows .:. 8508A607-4348-4F80-B4C6-543B74785280 🌊 “…[‘C]us Eye is just a S.O.U.L. whose intentions W.E.R.E. good ». Motherfuckers.

Reserve GNOW! Opening Show is on January 25, at 03 hundred hours in Zulu Thyme. In the mean time, while human K.I.N.D. auto destructs and clears the way for a G.N.E.W. Era, here’s a little “Light-hearted” fire starter from Judd Apatow’s non-consequential Generation ✖️, enjoy, —motherfuckers!!!

Strategize D.A.T., Elrod.

++++++++++

Moving on, meet u.s. on the next post (or / not), it’s time for another edition of: Link Goes Here.

It's a Win — Güinn situation

Invest Gnow!!!

Deer, Katty Kay: Scratch D.A.T.!
Adventures in Transliterated Strategies follow.

Frequency hop: Los hilos de Sasha, presentan

La Soledad de las Fuentes.

Starring:
Spiderman.

Huh… “por un guioncito.”
Hm… “por un guioncito”… “por un guioncito”.
We [the staff] don’t believe in « precognition », even if our hero of the day, Samantha Bee, in the role of a former Queens resident who once upon a time took a midnight train to Georgia, does. Or doesn’t—who cares.
So we [the staff] are going to file this screen grab under the remarkable coincidence folder… a simple sample of Synchronicity, diría a lo mejor good–ol’Gordo Sullivan.

… por un guioncito.

TimeStamp: 03 hundred hours in Central NATO Time
It’s Weekend Edition
and a big moon is rising.

When we return:

Las Fuentes de doña Vilma
y
El mal ejemplo de doña Chole…

en “La Jornada”

Casual Friday…
“Just The Facts, Ma’am”

You Can NOT! Have SOUL in América; sin un acento. If you try to get some SOUL out of America, sin un acento what Ewes–a–gonna get is POP… and that just ain’t SOUL.

… in New York, The 11th hour is winding down, and in París, well in Paris—Paris s’eveille… and we [the staff] are going to sleep.

Ladies in Gemeni:
Mr. Schmidty.
Earlier in the programming, Mr. Schmidty translated what all of the laughing delegates at a recent General Assembly at U.N. Headquarters in New York were thinking when Donald Trump said that he had done more for the U.S. than any other sitting President in the history of the United States.

… https://www.msnbc.com/deadline-white-house/watch/trump-s-latest-attempt-to-sow-fear-ahead-of-the-midterms-1347661379996

Effective IMMEDIATELY.
BATTLE STATIONS – BATTLE STATIONS

From:
HHQ CMD 3rd Army
Signed by:
Major General Kasie Hunt.

Effective IMMEDIATELY:

Former Republican strategist, Steve Schmidt is hereby conscripted into the 321st Armor Division with a rank of Captain. He will take command of the 3–77 Armor Regiment. Captain Schmidt will rendezvous with SFC Teeny Tiny Cat and together, they will meet up with CSM [code name] “Oddball”.

“A Low Down Dirty Shame”… IN A WORLD, where Kanye holds a medical degree, and Secretary Carson has the fascinating rhythm to play Musical Chairs… around a 30 Thousand U.S. Dollar dining set. •—_!_—•  SNL has the weekend off, so just imagine this pair of Uncle Toms circling around a very expensive table; paid for by good ol’American tax-paying dollars. 

The mission for this outfit is to bring SHAME [as outlined by Field Operative, code name, “The Rachel Maddow Show” on last night’s briefing in EST] to the occupying forces of the American Chapter of the Sons and Daughter of Propagandists from the Nachrichtentruppe that took control of the community outreach of the Three Branches of Government in the United States of América.

TimeStamp: 20 ‘til—Noon in Central Siren Time.

———nothing follows… except an Unwanted Number…

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/shame-tempers-shopping-for-friendlier-inspector-general-for-zinke-1347890243526

TimeStamp: 20h00 in Central NATO Time

BRASIL 0 — Belgica 0

BREAKING THE NEWS…
We [the staff] heard it
through the GrapeVine…

TEENY TINY CAT
Is running for
MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT OF EUROPE
Ewe’all

Following his successful guard duty, Teeny Tiny Cat decided to take the reigns into his own fucking tiny cute paws and reform this motherfucking Spectrum… full discousure we[the staff] have no fucking idea who CHARLES is, but we admit this is a nice cover… BELGICA 1 — Brasil 0

minuto 14’
Belgica 1 — Neymar Jr. 0

…minuto 22
Los Flamencos bailando Samba con los cariocas
oh…. the humanity!!!

…

minuto 30’
SAMBA PA’Ti
Belgica 2 — Brasil 0

… Ohhhh, The Humanity!!!

nota de la redacción :
por alguna puta razón el marcador agrega un punto al equipo que va a la deriva… nuestras disculpas.

minuto 40’
Mika’s team 2 — Everybody else’s favorite 0

Segundo Tiempo

!Mocossssss!

minuto 50’
Belgica 2 — Brasil 0

No te olvides de que Donald es una sanguijuela.

minuto 75’
BELLO GOL DE brasil
Belgica 2 — Brasil 1

…

Seis minutos para ver quién se mide con FRANCA!!!

minuto 90’
NEYMAR Jr… go back home… to Paris.

¡ACTORAZO!!!

21h53…
RED DEVILS Vs Blue Devils

 

Sgt. García: llévale mi canto — Demasiado Corazon (sin acento)

El Fondo:

Right now at the Parade field (yes the very same one where Teenie Tiny Cat is being celebrated for properly standing his post until properly being relieved) is animated by an outfit of “Cubanos Postizos” and Don Quijote who are dancing with Demasiado Corazon (sin acento).

Private Property de La Mancha.

The following must be read in a
Brian Williams voice.

—Brian Williams:

Well plug a 9Volt up my ass, strap me to an Abrams Main Battle Tank and call me “aRTooDito,” last weekend Sergeant First Class Craighton “oddball” Australius III and the remaining misfits from B Company from the 3rd Brigade 321 Armor Division successfully engaged and destroyed an enemy squad just ouside of the Eastern perimeter Front, where all is quiet now.

It wasn’t an easy skirmish by any means and as a priviledged witness I can bring back the testimony of the loss of the legendary tank crew of SFC Don “wardaddy” Collier, who was guarding the Eastern perimeter Front just as last week’s portion of the parade was welcoming Sarah Chayes from the Afghan front, and who at the time, was scheduled to deliver a speech about corruption and graft by chicken hawks who’ve never set foot on the battle front. The “lonesome” tank crew known as “Fury” was hit right in the ass by an enemy RPG team just as SFC “oddball’s” track was clearing a grassy knoll; needless to describe you can imagine the volley of coaxial M240 and M2 .50 caliber machine gun rounds that (literally) shread the entire enemy RPG team to a pulp.

TimeStamp: The Year of The Cat… “Aprés l’Amour” in night and day à Paris —Corazon… because “the ARmy” keeps rolling along.

…she was last seen just ouside of Saint Sulpice (75006) under the poets canvas marché speeding on a red muscle car and heading Westbound from Paris towards Le Mans in La Sarthe.

Stick around because coming up on the programming, John Heilemann gets all “straightforward and candid” in “Real Time” and gives us [the staff] a SitRep on Sgt. García’s progress in finding the trail of « Lightning McQeen ».

… TimeStamp: 0600 hours in CET.

¿Cumbia de dónde, de Calexico? — No, güey… en La Madre… ¡Chihuahua!!

En Urique, Chihuahua, hay seis habitantes y ahorita Faltán Seis para Las Cuatro².. in MST.

Mina Río Tinto… casí esquina con Lluvia de Oro

TimeStamp with Kasie Hunt is All Day And All of The Night: 16h45 in Central Siren Time.

Previously on asegovia3 

“México es líder natural en los países que hablan español”.¹

Jaime el obediente… El chofer obediente. Por Sabina Berman — Un texto ficción (QUE NUNCA PODRÍA PASAR EN México, mucho menos en Chihuahua) sobre la Minería. El texto ficción trata sobre un cabrón que dice que en el caso en que ganara AMLO, ese Cabrón se mudaría a Chile a “cojer” minas por aquellos rumbos donde según ese Cabrón, pues el Bendito Gobierno de por allá si deja que se las coján… a las minas por supuesto.

… and in Washington, Lieutenant Hunt is still wearing a Full–Dress (utility) uniform and Chief Warrant Officer Williams remains a stow-away on a Main Battle Tank’s bustle rack.

Hey, Jimmy, where’s my cup of joe?

At the parade field Sergeant First Class Craighton “oddball” Australius III, and the remaining misfits from B Company from the3rd Brigade 321 Armor Division present arms to Teenie Tiny Cat for properly standing his post until properly being released; to that cat’s right, sits a newly promoted General Chris “Colt” Matthews, “the Colt” just  took over Carroll O’Connor’s outfit of pencil pushers at the MSNBC Depot.

Right now, however, es hora de darle en La Madre a las noticias, o como dicen en los medios de los países que hablan Inglés: 

 

Out of service range

It’s Time for another edition of:

Breaking The News, with your Host Sabina Berman, who is ‘Almost Live’ from La Sierra Madre Occidental (Western) Range.

Sources de la fuente contaminada de la mina Rio Tinto S.A de C.V.

1.  Sabina Berman durante el llamado “post debatitlán” con Brozo, “The Shady Clown” en la sala del “Charro Amarillo”.

¡Brozo!!! [Ja, Ha, Ja—Kabrón] ¡ Chingas a tu madre (allá en la sierra o en la playa en dónde tu andes”!!!).

2 Berman, S., “El chofer respetuoso de Germán Larrea“. Vía: El Universal de México… porque México es el país más Universal de todos los Universos que Hablan en Español; o algo así.

 

En Caborca sigue siendo Domingo… Weekend Edition continues

BattleStations—BattleStations:

Please be advised of the following contingency outside of the parade field:

The staff is currently addressing Second-Order “Admin” Division gremlins. We will return to the closing pageantry of the award ceremony already in progress, shortly; keep your SQUELCH–ON.

… Flasback to “El General” à Cinema Christine… barrio latino—París.