Previously on Luzbeki’s Evil Anagram*

* Some of the letters have been shifted to protect Bernardo Gómez, y a un puesto de Agua para Chocolate.

The following is a Special Weekend Presentation of, you guessed it, WEEKEND Edition, with your host:
Emmanuel “Cabrón*“ LUBEZKI…
With Musical Guest:
The baterista MÁS cabrón del Momento:
Antonio “Get Shorty” Sánchez… yeah Buddy!

* Because Luzbeki is a G.O.A.T., get it?
Chécale las corvas (hamstrings) es sátiro romano, y como Cousin Joe knows ROMA ES AMOR… and if you are in on today’s MORNING JOE’s tribute to BARRY White, then child, your mother should know that Love’s Theme goes here.

Televisa presenta: ustedes los bobos y un par por 200 €.

In this section, Kevin Williamson of The National Review links pages 4, 7, 10, 20, and Zissou on 22, of N° 2573 of La Semana que Philippe Labró. Of course, Kevin cheated and he just went ahead and pulled a Strauss out of Levy’s ass on page XVIII.

¡Q-vo Cabrón‽

Temp holder… this is a snapshot in progress… and Nevermid Jimi, really nevermind him because FIP.Fr his dad was sweeping the steps of the Empire, and that janitor never saw  UNA ROSA DE SU JARDÍN, because of assholes like you, period! Wanna try again, BECAUSE IN SCIENCES PO little NEWS, yada, yada, yada. Transmission WAS GARBBLRD —you fucks!

¡No sea culotte francés y fume mota!

… what Wall, Siren? Do you really–REULLIY WANT TO talk about walls? FUCK!!!

… the good thing iz that you are Knot reading this, period.

AY-Ay–Ay_ayian Elchopo había un… anyone? anyone? Perrine? Anyone

Goooooooood MOWrning BALARD!  Tune in/to BFM TV Marseille to see the match between Les Expatriés y los immigrants. For one, Les rosbifs y los americanos de Boston y Canada son « expats », expat. Kind of has a knight sound to it; as in: give this expat a horse, he’s got good credit. Whereas, the immigrant, well… tune in to BFM’er TV after a word from our sponsors.

https ://uk .sports .yahoo .com /news /marseille-offer-stadium-covid-vaccinations-091443546 .html

¡Aguas! Or as some might say East of the Thessaloniki: It’s the Sunday after Epiphany, and today is the end of Christmas and the celebration of the WAWA for Chuy’s baptism… Eye knows, because Eye is the WaWa Carrier.

ISSY, mi buen conecte Quintana/Woodstock…

SeLeiZo facíl, lo cierto es de que el intermedio musical de BFM TV en la web de seguro le pondría la piel de gallina a Wagner y su Vuelo de los ValKyRies, as in:

yo ValE que Rio
tú ValE que Ries
El/Ella/Ustedes/Aquellos—los otros y ellos por si sobrara menos, o faltara más,  ¡háganle!…

We are coming live from the Citroën Park casi esquina con Javel, o como dicen en BFM TV el Parque del Cärrito panadero allí chocando con Cloralex en Francés—ese.

BUT FO’ist!!! i am going to throw a double-play for France Info 105.5 FM (just as an exercise before Spring Training)… and Cousin Joe, go home you sonovabitch, what are you doing? Let Honcho Steele do his thing, and Claire McCaskill, wait for it, wait… you are going to like the way You look. Witt that in mind, Ali Vittali, i told you that it was going to be a Sunny Afternoon, eh!

1st Base: January 1st, 20h… Erasmus and Brexit

“That’s Mí in the [upper Left corner] and on the other side is none other than the one with the Jade Skirt, Chalchiuhtlicue, o como dice Tlaloc: goddess of running WAWA.

7th inning stretch: January 7th, 20h.. Are you fucking blind? Or do you just like to navel-gaze into your belly-button and read the fabric-bunnies that cluster there. Long-drive to Shortstop, a panel from an assortment of newspaper-persons* debated what lessons if any did the storming of Capitol Hill revealed to the French. The question that caught my deaf eyes was about populism, they pondered if populism had reached France like it has across the pond? the answer of course, “does the Pope piss in Rome, and does a Bear pray in the woods?

So… Brigitte is running a pizza shop, eh? The reasoning (to them is obvious) i shit-you-not, she’s a teacher and she dated her students. I hope, Michael Steele at msnbc, that you don’t reverse-tape my fingerprints on that bat-shit crazy accusation, i just relay the news of (check it out Cousin Joe) The They… get it? It’s what they said; i just relay… you sonovabitch.

* newspaper-men, really, but this is a SalvoShot to the LatinX Crowd to drive a point.

Mientras tanto en CEMEX LAND:

I am happy to relay a La Raza del Horizonte allí mero en la Silla de La Sultana, that through extensive Di-En-Ey güasa, that 𓂀 (se pronuncia en Inglés con el sonido estéreo de AY) figured out who that guy… that Jerry Lewis for the French on Motorcycle is, and ladies in Gemini, that tall handsome fellow cannot be Cantinflas, ni tampoco Germán Genaro Cipriano Gómez Valdés. 

Ecce homo, diría Pilates, “has nice glutes” to dance El Taconazo, y por eso Perrine, you Jean Genie you, Coluche es pariente de El Piporro… tu paisana (la perrina de Lille, Florence Cassez) can may probably could perhaps quizás peut-être , explain to your non–viewing audience why.

However, Lenchita is busy preparing una Charreada para la Premier Vecindad et les fils del Vº Patio en Technicolor… off-course.

Gad #Em it, Stefan!!! I am trying to relay to the Latin X cluster that it is ridiculous to accommodate the filles into the sentence when the Rulhes permit. C'mon, Frenchy! Ketch-up! Tsing-gao*!!!