Ketching-up in radio silence… [K]eep your squelch on

So, this guy… The Jerry Lewis on a motorcycle, for the French, i am not sure (yet) if this fellow is a Cantinflas or a Tin Tan. Now Mr. George Will, fuck you and keep the letter “ese”, out of the condemned alphabet soup of WASPian justice.

Let’s Play Hardball, there’s an opening for Capitol Police “top cop”… Goooooooo, Chris Matthews!

Now, Mr. Will, please be advised that right now i am writing you this in Hilo, Hawaii, time where it’s Oh-five 33′ in the early evening, you know Mr. Will, as those dangOn peacocks say in New York/New Jersey: on the Other Side of the CLOCK.

NOTE TO BFM’er TV and Radio 105.5 FM France Info:

My deer, motherfuckers… about that U.S. Transportation Secretary that you non-conspicuously mentioned on your conspicuos stationary news tickers of your FO’ist Edition.

_—\•!•/—_  Cher Antoine Forrestiere, regardez vato,  je dois retourner sur el terreno de Technicolor®️, donc please refer aux épisodes d’Elaine Benes [/] Ashley Chevalier of just a few days ago. En d’autres termes, M. Forrestiere, ne le prenez pas personnellement, ne pensez pas que ce cri vous concerne. Ashley l’a cru pendant une brève minute et où se trouve Ashley maintenant, M. Forresteire ? Probablement au Kansas, mais c’est besides de The Yellow Brick Road et d’autres assorted chatos.

So, yeah, Mr. Forrestiere, when your news compilers get on the Donald Trump “gravy train” by reporting on the last of the Mo’hick-annes (pronounced Mo•He•Cannes) departing  like RATS on a sinking ship and your producers fail the mention the pedigree of said rats, you cheat the French people of vital information that correlates the causation that sunk the afore-alluded imaginary OVAL vessel.

Now i am not placing the MANUFACTURE of CONSENT for the wife of the former Leader of The Senate, Moscow Mitch McConnell on you Mr. Forrestiere, —knot at all— i blame the REPTILIAN nature of FOX News en Française,  after all, you Sir; or rather Bonhomme, were engaged during The Way Too Early hour at The Old Fucker’s Oak Lodge Bar and Grill and you sir may or may not have been aware of Manu Chao’s aunt.

Now about those freq’s on the 105.5 wave on La Seine, please give me Three Steps and Eye knows, that there’s [but] One Way Out, and this is LAST WEEK TODAY.

Over at the Bri-Why stream, Jimmy CarVile just ran over Pepe LePew… preliminary reports suggests that CarVile, who rose to fame plotting pranks with Socks the Cat against the Valiant, Loyal and humblE “Buddy”, the chocolate Labrador at the 42nd edition of The White House, was caught listening to a little figurine with wings whispering orders into his left ear canal.

1 de Enero 2021 — Dear, Teeny Tiny Cat

Note To Ashley CHEVALIER:

Grupo 24 Horas de AA… Issy, Mme. Chevaliere, Eye know that you’ve heard (as a journalist – off course) about the 12-step program, but lemme’Tell ya’Cinnamon Spice, “It’s Knot one of —those! » .:. F025E8E9-EF79-46E9-A3D2-DAA28E48CEF2 🚶🏽‍♂️Eye is talking about The Midnight Rambler, of course.

Hoy no hubo BFMer TV, but do give our regards to Damien UrLetGo… we changed some of the names to protect the innocent… x ejemplo, take Mick Jagger:

Smile🙃 because as Keith “the loon” used to say, Susan del Percio: TO THE MOON, Alicia!!! Tú, the Moon. But FO’ist, we Ketch-up with the Immortality Machine inside of Capitol Hill in WaWa Land. Some call it History, Alicia, but people WHO know, know that it is just another edition of Organized Grab-Ass with a bunch of old, old, very Old Kids on The Hill.

After the Break, Alicia Menendez takes on the role of Karaoke Wizard and renders Queen’s, “Stone Cold… crazy,” on Dateline, Knot Deadline. Check local listings.

Right now, here’s an update on Mattéo’s “funny paper” and if you ever get the punchline of the joke, my future graduate of the most prestigious école hôtelière in the World*, then you’ll understand what a “slow yellow lorry” means before getting inside of a “Black Limousine”.

For those WHO are knot on the know, know that i buried Titus. .:. F6432F3E-187B-402E-9A60-2743A9296A08 .:. The inside of this pyramid is shaped like a stretched out feline with the Sphinx como lomo y cuello (punto y coma) the Question is, Mme. Chevalier, can you spot the anca on the Onca?

* i won’t mention the name, so-pena de que doña Vilma and her fuentes at the recently debunked Michelin Guide, object to our report.

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In Hilo, Hawaii,
the first day of the year just crossed the Twilight Zone.
And in Paris,
en Paris is they too of the aforementioned
12-step program from Grupo 24 de AA.

Stick around, Mme. Chevalier and let the “weekend help” do the rounds; Eye noticed that the weekend producers included a French fan of the Jack The Ripper Honor Society. Somebody needs to tell that poor man to stop crying, what with all of the flooding in Landes them crocodile tears are going to flood me another river.

Anuncio: Public Service Announcement
Item: Feminine hygiene products
Product placed: Brides, filets et selles

When HerStory rhymes in HisStory times .:. 294612A4-33A4-451E-88AA-52F99EE1C090 🧶 And now, the rest of Her story… Öüï now know the real detonator in Strasbourg (no pun intended^) but it seems that the Dang-On Brexit is taken right out of the book of Prohibition in Lynchburg, Tennessee.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /faits-divers /alsace-un-jeune-homme-tue-par-un-mortier-d-artifice-01-01-2021-8416865 .php

In Brexit-ed Actuality, it’s a small victory for Vania®️ in the U.K. and a small step for The Cramps; not that i know anything about the period in the early 1920’s which came to be known as Rag Time, but i have it on good authority to relay to all Femmes of the Calamity Jane fan club that “les selles” o como dicen en las charreadas “las monturas” for all cavalières won’t be considered LUXURY ITEMS, like in France, Art and other assorted accessories designed to adorn Galleries remain Tax Free in the Hexágono.

Previously on, “L’Homme Caché du Cœur – 1 Pi 3, 4”

Hello, Pierre… Karl will direct you to your seat, enjoy the Spectacles from The American Hospital… casi esquina con Hôtel Dieu, à Paris:

https ://www .bbc.com /news /amp /world-us-canada-55481711

NOW, now Nice, play nice with MONACO, and here’s why, because whenever you needed, back in the 80’s —if you recall— to send the sick that France would tag as “unsurvivable” and relegate your newborns to a life of β (beta-service industry, or to get them old Francs out of France), you used to love the American Princesse fiscal paradise.

https ://www .bfmtv .com /people /mode /le-couturier-francais-pierre-cardin-est-mort_AD-202012290119 .html

… [S]o hà’bout that 300 “coronabytes ™️” patients at Le Promenade de Les Rosbifs for every 1000 en la playa… 🎵 Oh_oh-oh OH OH!

Now, you don’t have to believe your lying i’s but, if Eye may say so (AP LeMire), let Mí break it down for you and Jason Johnson …

Musical guest: I showed up in booths with Friends in Low Places.

Lorem Ipsum for “modeling purposes” follows, but FO’ist! Head over to the underground (_+_+_+_+_+) section for this particular post. It is pure « footnote porn » for The Rachel Maddow Show; Eddie Gloude Junior transliterates for Jason Johnson on DEADLINE… you are going to like the Güey, you look (at), period!

… [L]iterally, “Mientras Tanto en México”

J’Adore: 🎵Está tarde vi llover

Una de tocayos

ARMANDO BRONCAS, reports:

ISSY, you May call Brian,
Dr. Fahrenheit (Ph.D. in Astrophysics)
It’s Trou! Ask Mercury.

and just to close the year with-a-somewhat strange triFecta, Luke Letlow, a Republican-elect U.S. Congressman joins my TOCAYO and PIERRE in death. Congressman–Elect LETLOW, was last spotted low swinging in a sweet Cha-riot eating a bowl of COVID19 Gumbo. 🎶 Ah-Leylhu–Ya’ — Ah-Leylhu–Ya’… “So it goes”.

🎵🎛🎼🎬 Thum-Thum—THUM 🗣 Another ONE (percenter) BYTES The D.U.S.T. .:. B5BA98DD-A8A7-4737-8A08-D28599F1AD0A .:. 7 x 7 x 7 • 343 times a Thousand, in the U.S.A. at the timestamp in this HERE frame, in Hilo, Hawaii… check the numbers.

note to editors and the KIND FUND:

I am telling you Avi Velshi, you just can’t “SIT the SEAM of the ass part of your ASS-on-a–chair (as HeminGÜEY, once said) and Write this Shit Up! ».

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Coincidence, knot really PALOMA, consider IT!, nothing more than pure unadulterated Synchronicity in Technicolor, no less.

Hello, BFMers, now you might think that Öüï is obsessed with your “FOXie” ass, pero « déjame que te Cuente, Madame Hidalgo » .:. F5F2150B-527D-44E0-BB1F-A9D1802FCA19 .:. The reality is more mundane than DAT, it’s just a most uncanny coincidence like Mí, occupying the same Building at rue Borrégo (75020) with a French General (retired) and the Colombian Embassy on top of my shower there. The fact is going to be mapped below, the only place Öüï seems to know.

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