Atando ⛽ 💧 cabos 💧 con 💧 BFM’er TV

Hoy no hubo GAZOLE, in essence, the CGT is pulling a Jimmy Hoffa with Total™️… O algo asi.

Take the 101 from the East, South to I-5 and Exit at Escondido Road, and have an Arrogant Bastard Ale, not too many before heading over to the Animal Shelter Memorial Ballpark to beat the fake Franciscans at San Diego.

Told y’all “Last Friday,” that « la gota » was being rationed like pussy at a Purity Ball.

En fin… Faros™️ a la distancia, an El Camino story.

Uso justo de El Camino.

Stop the presses… it’s FOWL Balls on Donna Perino

All Apologies, but there’s a Mexican Suitcase under the Weight of that Mexican Elephant femur.

I swear that Capa is not going to mind, trust Mí, I slept at a Holiday Inn.

Sponsored by The TFN Group Facility Management Services… as Holey as a Slice of Swiss Cheese.

Enter Franck Julien

Eye am Gru.

N° 13 — Adriana LARA, p. 112 | 113
Art Film 1: Ever present yet ignored, 2006
MEXICO 2000 / 2012

And, madame La Députée KeKe, Eye hears you, and if Cochin Hospital (FEB 2021) was a token, then maybe that would be proof that I am not jumping on your bandwagon so, with that out of the way, LET’S TALK about ATALIAN, , and now that you have access to SECURITY CAMERAS, mark last night’s date as the day that you need to ask about for visual-aid sake’s, and here is why madame La Députéé:

Follow My Lead

🎶 Tus Ojos Mexicanos Tuyos… watch out Delphine Deau et Camille Maussion at FRANCE Musique, ERIC THEUTIL is a peepin-tom, Phat Basterd is trying to get near your bathroom WINDOWS with the WORN-out excuse of auditioning your “singing voices”, watch out, Éric is recruiting Sirenes for his sinister buddy, Denis ‘the guppy’ Soula.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /open-jazz /nefertiti-quartet-cadrage-et-debordements-4145136
be read with an African Accent

For the record, “fuck SciencesPo” and thier ‘SciencesPolitas”.
Aussi, madame La Députée, I ain’t no fortunate son. Why last night as you where celebrating your victory, like say, before 21h45 in G-20 rue de Louvre time, an ATALIAN goon was exercising his “PROFILING rights” by denying me the use of a microwave oven, which I wanted to use in order to re-heat the discounted anti-gaspillage chicken legs that I had just purchased. I know. Because I have seen all kinds of people use that same microwave at the time that I wanted to use said microwave, so the excuse of “you can’t use it because it has already been cleaned”… is a perfect example of a Dangling meal.

If anything, IF THE STORE IS OPEN, and the cashier just took my money to pay for the motherfucking chicken legs, THAT IS THE LEAST that YOUR BLACK SUIT wearing ass can do for a customer.

To be clear, because according to BFM TV and La Députée Annie Genevard (LR) whom some fellow named Tousaint interviewed just before Julie Gayet (PS) was celebrating the Wrench thrown on the French Republic, with the Pizza Delivery Girl at France Musique, that’s what Laura Haim (from SciencesPo) is SUPPOSED to speak like, when speaking to José in Andalusia de los MSNBC’s, madame Haim is supposed to be clear when words come out of her pie-hole.

To be clear, according to msnbc Haim, the retirement age reform is the biggest challenge for the changing landscape of The France. “Going to the beach”, in Haim’s words, is the biggest challenge for —The France.

Training Wheels for “Yellow 🎗️-wearing ” buddy fucker Gregg.

TO BE CLEAR, I guess the French are “clear” when they speak in Astérix mode, never in any other ‘themed’ park setting, or so it seems.

Las cadenas de don Canard… say it ain’t so Perrine

Más claro que el edificio en Technicolor®️… The Edges of “Y tu Mamá Tambien”. [É] videmment “Aux 3 Présidents”, qui est situé au rez-de-chaussée du groupe Altice, just around THE CORNER of an already mentioned rue called JEANNIN–Elaine–GARREAU.

Note to ALL non-readers of Page 17 of 20minutes (dot) fr/ In Hilo, Hawaii (punto y coma) the NEWS broke at the end of Thursday's edition of The MorJo Show. Long story short, MIKA BRZEZINSKI ACCEPTED AN invitation to grace the CHAMP de MARS in none other month THAN that of “EL GENERAL PORFIRIO DÍAZ” [September] in order to host la llamada “Global Citoyennes” awards... or something like that. César on page one WAN was not ammused.

… PAGE 4, The Hospital Cadre and the Sultans of Media at the so-called “corridor of Information”, courtesy of N° 5234 and 5235 of « Le Canard Enchaîné », printed on March 10, 2021, for none to read! WITT that in mind: DePeche Vous! Because previous to one of the most hypocritical after-hour feasts in the annals of “do as I say, KNOT WHAT Eye Do”, an angry French Duck (bet you thought the Hexagone was frog Exclusive, eh!) triangulated the HYPOTENUSE between the BFM’er TV Studio and Teeny Tiny CAT’s litter box.

But FO’ist, a message from Melle. Pitch(er): the following is a plug for our continuing smoking section, ADVENTURES IN TRANSLITERATION featuring a meal among FALSE FRIENDS y unos cuantos CALCOS.

En descontexto contextualizado:

🎵🎵🎵 Doctor, doctor—Gimme the News! .:. [number and coded tag goes here] .:. Now you might recall that our brief early morning visits to the BFR’ers crew came to a screeching halt for reasons that cannot be explained right now (punto y coma) but eventually i will, for now just remember that previous to our hasty exit from the TV Room at El Patron’s House, the BFM’ers (god bless their Mercedes) featured an investigative report on “Speakeasy” joints for the elitist class, and Mika, if by the time September arrives the pandemic is only applicable to those without the Covid-19 vaccine just hook-up with the good doctor at the Georges Pompidou European Hospital for a list of “Michelin rated underground dives” for the “Beautiful Ones”.

Una “restauration” francesa is Knot, i repeat, is not a FIX for una “bamboche – à la MODE” (punto y coma) ISSY, Willie Geist, i know that that dumb blind Alabama country host is going to pander-in with his Flori-Bama Spanglish and arrive to the SODEXO ran Resto “A View To A Kill”, on the way up to the top of the Eiffel Tower, dressed in his creased Amish overals thinking that the Global Citizens show is about the “restauración” de Paris, (following the Commune commemoration)…

Note to Willie Geist: ‘member now Mr. Geist, “garçon means boy”, pass that on to Hunie Bunny… The Queen B.rzezinsk.i

Note to Evry body: in Paris it's Friday but in Hilo, Hawaii Thursday is just welcoming in the Prime Time awards.

Right now… It’s a lovely They!!!!!!!’ ‘member Siren, Mars is also Sait Joseph’s Day, indeed, can’t do nothing about it (punto y coma) it is written in pierre, Mrs. Stone.

Page 2 – Don’t ride the White Horse

What’s on Tuesday?” Asked, Chuck D.
on the former Rachel Maddow radio show.

Meanwhile at Planet Ashley… it’s all the pretty ponies. Anyhow, Mme. Chevallier, how’bout them diabolique bobos, eh? And i never thought that i would see the Flaming Lips on a penis masturbating on a bubble so early in the morning, but hey, if it’s a story about incest Oklahoma is KNOT far behind…

and please, you Republican honcho mule rider—don’t tell me that i didn’t tell foreshadow you (OMBREh) about a ring around the Sun; i just didn’t tell you which star: check it out, you conservative excuse to do the Humpty Dance on the msnbc’s, let Ashley show you how the new Humpty Dump is done; numero uno, you grab a piece of paper and write, “I have to Pi”, numero dos, you get the fucken’ idea.

HOW–Eva’, you failed muppet on The Daily Show (look it up BFM’ers… it’s trou!) let my man Ay-Ay-Ayman Mohyeldin show you how to properly piss in an Olympic Pool, or something like that… it’s kind of like pissing in a bottle, but a lot more fun, just look at that fucker smile.

There it is…

Anyhoot, fuckers—that’s CABRONEx, for the LATIN xers— did you happen to CATCH THE UPPER PART OF MY OWN Mary Shelley, on BFM’er TV… you literally can’t make this shit up, Pénelopé… LUC BESSON!!! In his wildest WET DREAMS COULDN’t dream A Fifth Elemento like me. Like ME, Fuckers, like me. I just need Las Pompis d’Eau and i am Seth, Isis… fuck Osiris.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2021 /jan /26 /ageing-pompidou-centre-in-paris-to-close-for-four-years-for-renovation

Talents and competences visas in FRANCE are for FAGS!!! “POR LA LIBRE”, sr. Cuarón se hace mejor… bola de putos. And FIP Sirens… here’s why, get some popcorn and get Raphaël Moran and his friend Pablo Gleason on the set, i know that i won’t win. I know that nothing will change. I know that nobody is reading; except for the most informed cop in France, but for the record, the score is an acquitted child kidnapper (from Lille) and a journalist that puts “friendship” over the corruption of your institutions to Make A Former Mexican president look good in your 2015 Bastille Day Parade… and PEOPLE THAT GOT RAPED BY THEIR PARENTS AT SciencesPo.

Rodrigo’s fictional character in the aforementioned Classroom flic:

You fucked our aunt!

https ://imdb .com /title /tt0262698/

And,… [S]tarring as Rodrigo’s auntie:

KATY KAY, with a special cameo on the progressive Sinema screen by Mika Brzezinski.

Anyhow, Mr. MACRON, you see this soul ⤵️ below? I was that little-boy (inside of the face of the Tesseract already explained before), but you know what Mr. Macron, Manuel Valls y los Amigos de México en la Unesco y La OCDE might have crushed my Spirit, but never my Soul.

Previously on, « Merci pour ce moment » .:. 8986787A-8C7B-41CF-9511-07FF75CF82DD .:. With All Due Respect.

With all due respect, the ⤴️ above is submitted for your consideration; and SWEET PERRA* OF MINE, it is nothing more than “un Uso Justo de todas las Medias parts” in the adaptation draft for the next BFM’er “Dateline-like” series.

Ketching-up in radio silence… [K]eep your squelch on

So, this guy… The Jerry Lewis on a motorcycle, for the French, i am not sure (yet) if this fellow is a Cantinflas or a Tin Tan. Now Mr. George Will, fuck you and keep the letter “ese”, out of the condemned alphabet soup of WASPian justice.

Let’s Play Hardball, there’s an opening for Capitol Police “top cop”… Goooooooo, Chris Matthews!

Now, Mr. Will, please be advised that right now i am writing you this in Hilo, Hawaii, time where it’s Oh-five 33′ in the early evening, you know Mr. Will, as those dangOn peacocks say in New York/New Jersey: on the Other Side of the CLOCK.

NOTE TO BFM’er TV and Radio 105.5 FM France Info:

My deer, motherfuckers… about that U.S. Transportation Secretary that you non-conspicuously mentioned on your conspicuos stationary news tickers of your FO’ist Edition.

_—\•!•/—_  Cher Antoine Forrestiere, regardez vato,  je dois retourner sur el terreno de Technicolor®️, donc please refer aux épisodes d’Elaine Benes [/] Ashley Chevalier of just a few days ago. En d’autres termes, M. Forrestiere, ne le prenez pas personnellement, ne pensez pas que ce cri vous concerne. Ashley l’a cru pendant une brève minute et où se trouve Ashley maintenant, M. Forresteire ? Probablement au Kansas, mais c’est besides de The Yellow Brick Road et d’autres assorted chatos.

So, yeah, Mr. Forrestiere, when your news compilers get on the Donald Trump “gravy train” by reporting on the last of the Mo’hick-annes (pronounced Mo•He•Cannes) departing  like RATS on a sinking ship and your producers fail the mention the pedigree of said rats, you cheat the French people of vital information that correlates the causation that sunk the afore-alluded imaginary OVAL vessel.

Now i am not placing the MANUFACTURE of CONSENT for the wife of the former Leader of The Senate, Moscow Mitch McConnell on you Mr. Forrestiere, —knot at all— i blame the REPTILIAN nature of FOX News en Française,  after all, you Sir; or rather Bonhomme, were engaged during The Way Too Early hour at The Old Fucker’s Oak Lodge Bar and Grill and you sir may or may not have been aware of Manu Chao’s aunt.

Now about those freq’s on the 105.5 wave on La Seine, please give me Three Steps and Eye knows, that there’s [but] One Way Out, and this is LAST WEEK TODAY.

Over at the Bri-Why stream, Jimmy CarVile just ran over Pepe LePew… preliminary reports suggests that CarVile, who rose to fame plotting pranks with Socks the Cat against the Valiant, Loyal and humblE “Buddy”, the chocolate Labrador at the 42nd edition of The White House, was caught listening to a little figurine with wings whispering orders into his left ear canal.

1 de Enero 2021 — Dear, Teeny Tiny Cat

Note To Ashley CHEVALIER:

Grupo 24 Horas de AA… Issy, Mme. Chevaliere, Eye know that you’ve heard (as a journalist – off course) about the 12-step program, but lemme’Tell ya’Cinnamon Spice, “It’s Knot one of —those! » .:. F025E8E9-EF79-46E9-A3D2-DAA28E48CEF2 🚶🏽‍♂️Eye is talking about The Midnight Rambler, of course.

Hoy no hubo BFMer TV, but do give our regards to Damien UrLetGo… we changed some of the names to protect the innocent… x ejemplo, take Mick Jagger:

Smile🙃 because as Keith “the loon” used to say, Susan del Percio: TO THE MOON, Alicia!!! Tú, the Moon. But FO’ist, we Ketch-up with the Immortality Machine inside of Capitol Hill in WaWa Land. Some call it History, Alicia, but people WHO know, know that it is just another edition of Organized Grab-Ass with a bunch of old, old, very Old Kids on The Hill.

After the Break, Alicia Menendez takes on the role of Karaoke Wizard and renders Queen’s, “Stone Cold… crazy,” on Dateline, Knot Deadline. Check local listings.

Right now, here’s an update on Mattéo’s “funny paper” and if you ever get the punchline of the joke, my future graduate of the most prestigious école hôtelière in the World*, then you’ll understand what a “slow yellow lorry” means before getting inside of a “Black Limousine”.

For those WHO are knot on the know, know that i buried Titus. .:. F6432F3E-187B-402E-9A60-2743A9296A08 .:. The inside of this pyramid is shaped like a stretched out feline with the Sphinx como lomo y cuello (punto y coma) the Question is, Mme. Chevalier, can you spot the anca on the Onca?

* i won’t mention the name, so-pena de que doña Vilma and her fuentes at the recently debunked Michelin Guide, object to our report.

—_-!-_— note to editors —_-!-_—

In Hilo, Hawaii,
the first day of the year just crossed the Twilight Zone.
And in Paris,
en Paris is they too of the aforementioned
12-step program from Grupo 24 de AA.

Stick around, Mme. Chevalier and let the “weekend help” do the rounds; Eye noticed that the weekend producers included a French fan of the Jack The Ripper Honor Society. Somebody needs to tell that poor man to stop crying, what with all of the flooding in Landes them crocodile tears are going to flood me another river.

Anuncio: Public Service Announcement
Item: Feminine hygiene products
Product placed: Brides, filets et selles

When HerStory rhymes in HisStory times .:. 294612A4-33A4-451E-88AA-52F99EE1C090 🧶 And now, the rest of Her story… Öüï now know the real detonator in Strasbourg (no pun intended^) but it seems that the Dang-On Brexit is taken right out of the book of Prohibition in Lynchburg, Tennessee.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /faits-divers /alsace-un-jeune-homme-tue-par-un-mortier-d-artifice-01-01-2021-8416865 .php

In Brexit-ed Actuality, it’s a small victory for Vania®️ in the U.K. and a small step for The Cramps; not that i know anything about the period in the early 1920’s which came to be known as Rag Time, but i have it on good authority to relay to all Femmes of the Calamity Jane fan club that “les selles” o como dicen en las charreadas “las monturas” for all cavalières won’t be considered LUXURY ITEMS, like in France, Art and other assorted accessories designed to adorn Galleries remain Tax Free in the Hexágono.

Previously on, “L’Homme Caché du Cœur – 1 Pi 3, 4”

Hello, Pierre… Karl will direct you to your seat, enjoy the Spectacles from The American Hospital… casi esquina con Hôtel Dieu, à Paris:

https ://www /news /amp /world-us-canada-55481711

NOW, now Nice, play nice with MONACO, and here’s why, because whenever you needed, back in the 80’s —if you recall— to send the sick that France would tag as “unsurvivable” and relegate your newborns to a life of β (beta-service industry, or to get them old Francs out of France), you used to love the American Princesse fiscal paradise.

https ://www .bfmtv .com /people /mode /le-couturier-francais-pierre-cardin-est-mort_AD-202012290119 .html

… [S]o hà’bout that 300 “coronabytes ™️” patients at Le Promenade de Les Rosbifs for every 1000 en la playa… 🎵 Oh_oh-oh OH OH!

Now, you don’t have to believe your lying i’s but, if Eye may say so (AP LeMire), let Mí break it down for you and Jason Johnson …

Musical guest: I showed up in booths with Friends in Low Places.

Lorem Ipsum for “modeling purposes” follows, but FO’ist! Head over to the underground (_+_+_+_+_+) section for this particular post. It is pure « footnote porn » for The Rachel Maddow Show; Eddie Gloude Junior transliterates for Jason Johnson on DEADLINE… you are going to like the Güey, you look (at), period!

… [L]iterally, “Mientras Tanto en México”

J’Adore: 🎵Está tarde vi llover

Una de tocayos


ISSY, you May call Brian,
Dr. Fahrenheit (Ph.D. in Astrophysics)
It’s Trou! Ask Mercury.

and just to close the year with-a-somewhat strange triFecta, Luke Letlow, a Republican-elect U.S. Congressman joins my TOCAYO and PIERRE in death. Congressman–Elect LETLOW, was last spotted low swinging in a sweet Cha-riot eating a bowl of COVID19 Gumbo. 🎶 Ah-Leylhu–Ya’ — Ah-Leylhu–Ya’… “So it goes”.

🎵🎛🎼🎬 Thum-Thum—THUM 🗣 Another ONE (percenter) BYTES The D.U.S.T. .:. B5BA98DD-A8A7-4737-8A08-D28599F1AD0A .:. 7 x 7 x 7 • 343 times a Thousand, in the U.S.A. at the timestamp in this HERE frame, in Hilo, Hawaii… check the numbers.

note to editors and the KIND FUND:

I am telling you Avi Velshi, you just can’t “SIT the SEAM of the ass part of your ASS-on-a–chair (as HeminGÜEY, once said) and Write this Shit Up! ».


Coincidence, knot really PALOMA, consider IT!, nothing more than pure unadulterated Synchronicity in Technicolor, no less.

Hello, BFMers, now you might think that Öüï is obsessed with your “FOXie” ass, pero « déjame que te Cuente, Madame Hidalgo » .:. F5F2150B-527D-44E0-BB1F-A9D1802FCA19 .:. The reality is more mundane than DAT, it’s just a most uncanny coincidence like Mí, occupying the same Building at rue Borrégo (75020) with a French General (retired) and the Colombian Embassy on top of my shower there. The fact is going to be mapped below, the only place Öüï seems to know.

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