Over at Au Pied du Cochon… Carmela diversifies her portfolio

Season 885, Episode ONE {MASS* with The BEATLES… Let It Be³}

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HERE, THERE, and of course EVRY Güera can depend on

Claire’s Soggy Bottom CHONES
so dependable
you can forget about the Rules (la regla).

I’m Still Loving Ewe… True-to-Form CERF-Panthère uses the CODE used by gangsters all over the WORLD del Mundo de LE MONDE to issue the “FRENCH VERSION” of a journalistic FATWA on our blog: il est inutile de douter de tes capacités, d’autres s’en chargent volontiers… exactly WHO are these so-called VOLUNTEERS², Cerf Panthère?

².— Translation of CERF-panthère’s CHANTAGE on page 6 of N° 3671 of 20minutes dot France:

There is no need to doubt your abilities, others will gladly take care of it.

PAS AVANT MIDI

Synopsis: Carmela gets in on the organ trafficking gravy train. Having complete control of the CDG booty headquartered at the Aulnay-sous-Bois corridor, Carmela struck a partnership with the Centre Hospitalier Intercommunal Robert Ballanger {boule de colère}, the “dispensary” as the Au Pied de Cochon gang called it is where la Île-de-France runs conducts its ventilator benchmark trial runs tests (punto y coma) the hospital uses the CLOSEST human genomic DOPPELGÄNGER, Nicolas Cage {PIG} as the, —PARDON la redondancele COCHON d’Inde.

I’m Sirius! Ask Al Gore.

https:// www .nytimes .com /2021/10/19 /health /kidney-transplant-pig-human .html

“Leave the chitterlings take the pig’s kidney.”

Louka Brassi


³.( Over on our Twitter crutch Mika connects the classic Let It Be cover and bridges the gap with the White Album)

*.¡ Mass will feature the Little Piggies squeeling choir, lead of course, by Father Donnie Deutsch, “Happiness is a Warm Hallelujah… or some mass tragedy like that ».

Previously on, “Ahora Cuéntame Una de Vaqueros”

This film has Knot been rated, yet… Sin Embargo, in an effort to extend our outreach to Cerf-panthère at the 20minutes dot France Fake-Off Editorial Desk, Öüï would like to dismiss the CLAIM that ENRIQUE PEÑA NIETO was not purchasing burritos at the Mexican Taco Shop at Les Halles (Rue de Cinéma, Level -3, 75001… just below Au Pied Du Cochon)… non-readers of 20minutes.fr FAKE-OFF may request the VIDEO FEED from the authorites at The American-Style Mall framing the FEED from FRIDAY, OCTOBER the 8TH.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/10/10 /politica /pillan-a-lozoya-en-restaurante-de-las-lomas/

Coincidence??? Ask the Mexican Film Fest organizers to confirm… And here is why(¿NO?): Fake Knews and Knowns relay that the best president that PROmexico ever had was enjoying a French Chimichanga in front of Le Forum des Images, now known as The Westfield MAll Image ForumAsk “les fibres (not las fiebres) de ARIANNE, that cyber-bitch recorded Mr. Peña Nieto fibers (sans perruche or blonde bombshell from Bruxells).

The WESTFIELD MALL has a 72-hour policy that states that you (any French Citizen, regardless if you are an Indian or not) can review the CLOSED-CIRCUIT SECURITY FEED from any of the comercial areas in the formerly François TRUFFAUT concession stands. TimeStamp to look for the former BERNARDO Gómez gallo is between Noon and Three in the afternoon of Octubre del Ocho, chavo del toro.

Intermezzo avec Les Sopranos… Au Pied de Cochon! Avi Velshi… Au Pied de Cochon§§§

And, Baby Blue… the good people of Southlake should take on the ‘cues’ from Southpark, having stated that… Token* guest stars as the student council president.

Truth and Consequences New Mexico… context follows

* Rep. Hakeem Jefferies (D-NY)

… AS fo’Mí, Avi Velshi has got the right idea and Eye is going to join Öüï at the Saint Estauche Soup Line, let’s PRAY for some breakfast tacos… even though it’s the 16:00 hour in CET, but now that ANGELA said “auf Wiedersehen” and it happens to be the Weekend… Öüï is KNOT on DEADLINE (like the Haitians in Ciudad Acuña, Coahuila) for now.

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In context, y’all heard of BITCHES BREW… it’s KNOT one of Those!
This here is what Rick James would call:

BITCHIN’ LUCK

And as luck would have it, Tiffany’s hair was saved by the so-called OBAMA CARE. And, FIP Sirens, full-disclosure and because you are (all) in on the JOKE (you motherfuckers)… ISSY—y’all know that I am not a doctor, yet!—but I did get royaly fucked by one.

Anyhow, my Saturday Deadline Girl dedicat-r-ed one of her two-hour segments to her struggle with a big ol’ tumor that was causing her to lose that beautiful hair on that latte-skin of her. The ailment is called “fibrosis” or something like that (Eye told you that Mí is not a Doc), yada-yada-yada she was doing the news for free —not getting paid that is— yada, yada, yada, broke and with no medical insurance in THEM United States of the Land of The Free, and then OBAMA CARE was signed into LAW, and Oh Happy Theys! The rest is HER history.

In context, Bitchin’ Luck gave way to The Birth of Cool, or whatever her baby was named after the Tumor on her VIENTRE was extirpated, and Tiff could then procreate.

In conclusion: Tiff was given UNA de DOS SOPAS, extract her reproductive organs (cheapest way in America to fix the pain and excessive menstruation) or remove ($$$) the tumor inside her (moonlighting as PASSENGER in her), which is when OBAMA CARE kicked in. 

Triple Trend This Twitter Tiff… Told you about them T-T’s (Twitter Threads) so don’t go EXTRApolating onthe freaky consequences of this most non-consequential life.

What a way to SEGUE from the Super Freak R. KELLY to R. Jamesat least your producers kept the theme on the letter R, which happens to be fip . fr radio favorite letter, not because of the universality of the 18th letter in the alphabet, but because fip . fr supports RAPE and MURDER… fip prefers the ROLLING STONES from THE BEATLES, but i am sure that Öüï Can Work, IT!, Out.

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After the break it’s another EdItOn of The Rachel Maddow Rock and Roll Circus. In this EpIsOde, Öüï time travels to the Year Nineteen Hundred and Eight (2008) to bring you the story of how Eye Met your Mother… and, REVEREND AL, If EWE is IN on The JOKE, then you’ll know why this, OF ALL of the posts on this here motherfucking WordPress© Blog is sponsored by VANIA.

“I’m Rick James—BITCH!!! ».

God Bless The Queen – Six Hours

Told y’all there would be a Swan Song and some horizontal hypercubing…

Ladies in Gemini, the staff of what used to moonlight as “a most non-consequential blog” is happy to announce that I am Sí–Rius, and Colin Jost is Not.

IT IS WEEKEND EDITION, in•DEED, Colin, and Eye Can See For Miles and Miles!

Just Like 🇬🇧, said the WHO?

—19h five Hours until After Midnight, meanwhile in London, those fuckers are an hour behind! Someone please relay to Boris that if he doesn’t Ketch-up! Madness is going to SetTLE in and Boris will not be able to eat his fucking pudding.

— 20h Fou’ Hours to go and Öüï has to go. Eye is Sí-Rius, the mall guards want to go home, jeez-whizz, those fucking shoppers.

Still to come, the Nine o’Clock hour in CET, 20h in Meangrinch Time

Now, Mesdames y Missouri, just wait ’till y’all hear with your lying eyes how the WINGS episode was produced, of course, without the camera footage it would be like trying to explain how Kate made it into a Tears For Fear video, eh?

Until then, enjoy another angle of “The Situation”, this particular one is the launchpad angle at the Letter S, ese (punto y coma) please be aware of the way that our infra-heat-seeking device registers the effect that blue has on gold when cinnamon is mixed into the Scene.

The 11th Hour follows, but i know nothing about that, except for one thing Mr. Wonderwall… check it out, Johanne, you probably think that this (particular portion of the trip) is about you, Sin Embargo, the palm trees that flank La Rue du Cinema, which connects the recently re-branded Forum at Les Halles-es underground rotunda with the just power-washed AGRO Bourse de los Medici’s, will cue-you in to what remains of the observatory at the Hôtel de Soissons, WHICH should Clou–You–In to the fact that we select neither las ancas del caballito negro en el Carrusel de Hidalgo, ni la columna a la salida del nivel –3 de la ya muy mencionada Porte du Louvre (Paris Centre).

Des inscriptions historiques retrouvées dans la colonne Médicis

If you get lost just ask the piggly-wiggly host and/or bouncer smacked between San Eustaquio and Salma Hayek’s husband new monopoly®️architectural token for directions.

🎵🗣 What’s The Story Morning Glory .:. 24751C35-2D1D-4E9F-962D-55513078617E 🇬🇧

Happy New Year.