Tag Archives: Old Gringo

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s PRIMETIME. In CET it’s ah—Matinée

El General Arroyo, agrees… you have got to be, rich {or}, French {or}, an ‘aristocrat’ to be able to {KNOT} d.a.t. FONDA en ese fondo.

STUDIO 666 and a Romance in Durango presents…
“Hot chili peppers in the blistering Sun”
y
a tu abuelita en bicicleta.

With Musical Guest: LOS BITCHOS de DENIS SOULA

At the corrida we’ll sit in the shade¹
And watch the young torero stand alone
We’ll drink tequila where our grandfathers stayed²
When they rode with Villa into Torreon

¹.~ Barrera de sombra, sort’ah like “Ringside to The Revolution”, [aristocrata, pues… q’es q’es de JarBar on the IVY LEAGUE].

².~ En San José de Las Panochas, off-Course.

Meanwhile in Little Havana. Helmut got a tank and Maduro got all Mushy (salivando de la forma más babosa por el suministro de “extra heavy crude“).

Sponsored by San Patricio, the aristocrat at AA… Badum—TISH!

Synopsis:
At the CFR chapter in an undisclosed basement at YALE University, Richard Haass puts a bounty on the HEAD of FRANCISCO VILLA (General one-each). Tasked with the mission Dave Grohl and his stupid little band ride into Palomas, Chihuahua. Hilarity ensues when Dave asks Manu Chao for directions to Parral.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /sin-fronteras /2022/03/16 /refugiados-de-ucrania-asilados-de-excepcion-que-entran-desde-mexico-a-eu- 899 .html

Eye folds.

Intermission with Denisa Kerschova, in the role of Fred.

Scooby_dubby_Doo, where are, Ewe?

Jump on “the bandwagon” but buyer-beware… You have to be FRENCH, « to get away with it »… Ewe say Calvados, Eye says clavados; pianOLA—tócoLA, Hey! Zeus, or Chuy. It’s all Greek to Mi.

Eye tells Ewe one thing, Denis Soula
that Siren on the microphone needs to go back to Le Jardin des Plantes and review what the difference between los “BICHos” and los « “BITCHos » is… Por EJEMPLO, let’s ask WAR.

War, what is the difference between the Bich and the Bitch?

— WAR responds:
Take a Little Trip, take a little trip with Mí…
it’s all in the “Operating System”, hence the « os ».

A Closer Look… Hallelujah. The fucking public toledo has butt-wipe paper, y’all… GLORIA a Dios it’s even the FANCY RED, ah bah ouais—don Ramón ! This particular LOO is called, El Toledo del Beaubourg.

And now, “A Closer Look” with Seth, the long lost illegitimate bastard spawn of Jamie Lee Curtis and Michael Myers.

Let’s take a Luc, then a crap.

Previously on Six-card poker, Senator McCain pulled a “flush”.

The Islamic Emirates — Cv. Indéterminé

PLANTS and RELIGION

BANKSY is a fag!, pero Michael McManus lo dijo mejor*.

*)… https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0114814 /quotes /qt0480692 

… but FO’ist
Öüï takes a look back at great quotes from

Le beau, le brut et les truands
¹ They will greet us as liberators…
² The Afghans will host U.S. like New Yorkers on vacation…
³ Wanted: Dead or Alive

In Search of the “secret” ingredient… this is probably how « a bucket of chicken » at KFC™️ turned into a “canasta de Chicken Tenders” at Chez Le Colonel… 🎶 know your chicken—Ewe got to know your Chicken [bullion-powder]. —_*!*_— And, Reverend Al, Eye knows that Ewe know, that them little beef-flavored powdered packages inside of them instant noodles bags are not really beef, or shrip, or chicken, or veal… or whatever might float your Wuhan Wet Market Bo-bun (punto y coma)  ••• [burp!] Anyhow, Rev, that thing that the French call “TEQUIZA™” is kind of like that, and Eye just found the source of the Plants that make that disgusting syrup possible. With no HELP! (Eye might add) from SEMOLINA PILCHARD who was busy starring as an EXTRA in the making of the Eiffel Tower, at the Moo-vies in France.

Why do you think They tagged that nave con el nombre de BASILIC[a]?

In Washington, Saint David Ignatius takes on the role of Carlos Fuentes’ “Old Gringo”, while The Taliban plays the role of General Emiliano Zapata sitting on the Mexican presidential chair A.K.A., « La Silla mariana »… TROU story, the screengrab below was snaped by Casasola moments before the start of the First Great War. The still below captures LA URBANIDAD of general Zapata as he cedes the presidential chair to Antonio Banderas, in the role of Paris Mayor, Anne Hidalgo, as Pancho Villa ⇓

Ladies in Gemini:

“Que Viva Eisenstein!”

Objects in mirror are closer to China and Russia, —than they appear.

As HO’id on The Medhi Hassan Show:

Oh, sweet REAGANesque IRONY…
“don’t GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN PRESS REPORTS ».

Dear, Joshua Johnson… it started in Irak, not in Afghanistan. “Orange-Eye Butterfly Bush”, reports from an imaginary “mushroom cloud”..

Note to Medhi Hassan handlers/producers on The Rachel Maddow Show. 
Don't forget to post the August 15th, 2021 transcript.
Öüï's going to be needing that retired general's quote about how Morning in America
believed their own “Just Say KNOW » 🐬 advertisement bytes of the 1980's 🍳🧠

From: La Prensa . ni 🇳🇮

https ://www .france24 .com /en/live-news /20210814- nicaragua-editor-detained-in-latest-move-seen-to-target-president-s-critics

Note to Medhi Hassan… didn’t candidate Biden run on a platform of ACTUALLY READING the fucking INTELLIGENCE REPORTS!!!???

Antoine (BFM TV) Forrestiere, meet Joy Anne (msnbc) Reed

Breaking the new news… You are welcome Stephanie Rulhe, but please don’t blame Hallie Jackson for moving in on your territory, it was not her decision to make. WITT that in mind and on the SAME CONSULTING TRACK check this out:

Señor, Macron, Presidente de la República Francesa

The French Mistake .:. With all due respect i don’t select the news, i just shuffle’em, and Sir, perhaps you’ve heard of Eddie Gloude Jr.? I ask the question to the most-informed cop in La France on account that your statement directed to your friends and allies in the United States of America (punto y coma) in particular that there section or paragraph of your prepared speech where you claim that what happened at Capitol Hill on January the 6th of 2021 was not a representation of what America is. I have News for you Sir, it is. That is the representation of America. The one that has dominated the land for most of it’s 244 red hot minutes on the pages of History… yeah, Buddy!

With the above ⤴️ in mind it does not please me to quote Steely Dan to your Executive Ass, but “only a fool would say that”, and if you ever heard of a Banana Republic called “Parador” then you’ll KNOW that them racist-white supremacists-Holocaust denying–RED—BLOODED americans are in fact, as Professor Eddie Gloude Junior, states, “they are our uncles, our fathers, our friends,” and yes, MARIANNE, “our children and our brothers”, because That Is What the Story of Them United States of America has been, a story of racist snowflakes who still have a lot of influence with the strong-side of the law.

So, Monsieur le Président de La République Française (así con mayusculas)  🎶🗣 Don’t–don’t–don’t don’t Believe “The Pledge of allegiance—in God We Trust” hype, because as el monoaureo will show you on another entry, when tyranny and fascism arrives it arrives wrapped in a flag and quoting “la biblia”.

Furthermore, Mr. Macron, only in America, the saying goes: is where Hitler’s youth would be welcomed with (relatively) open arms to STORME (no pun intended Filomena) the halls where THE LAW is Made.

Anyhow, having stated that, think about that MARIANNE, the next time you invite another despot like Donald John Trump to your 14 July Celebration like your predecessor did with a Enrique Peña Nieto, who may or may not be a racist, but he sure is surrounded by classists motherfuckers, which is just a notch to the side of racism.

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In BFM’er Update news:

Not only did they correct for the opening ads upon u.s. KNOCKING on their virtual doors, but AUSSIE, check this out:

With All Due Respect .:. 7AC7AF71-7CEC-451D-90F7-FAFC3D07DF40 🌍 Your producers need to get new b-roll from your “children” abroad, repeating last week’s images from “the backyard” is like phoning it in. In  oder  other words, reporting on The Situation as if youse were Throwing Your Hands Up in The Air, And Swinging these like you just don’t care.

Not to be outdone by France Info 105.5 FM, BFM TV starts simultaneous transmission of it’s WEEKEND content [🎶Oh, oh oh—oh oh, On The Radio]… go ahead, i dare you, “say anything”.

— Anything? Asked la yegua blanca de Napoleón, named “Storme”.

— In•Deed, güerita, you can say anything you want, responds “Siete Leguas”.

« CURTIS DID NOTHING WRONG!!! »

La güerita goes on to say 🗣

… [A]nd someone please give that poor weather man in MADRID a beanie cap… YeeZu.s. Christ, Monsieur EtcheBerry!!!  You fuckers at RTL* are mean! Mean Eye tell you. In Context, please refer to the treatment that the reporter on “Thank You for Smoking” got after the STORME passed, or rather, when IT!, arrived.

*  Mr. EtcheBerry, please be advised that some of the Radio Stations nomenclatures have been Scrambled to protect the Freq's on La Seine. STOP WINEing.

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Anyhow Mr. Forrestiere, as Eye was breaking IT!, down for Joy Anne Reed, mare named after the legendary journalist WHO rode with along the the Eastern skirts of La Sierra Madre Occidental with EL GENERAL ARROYO under the callsign “ Old Gringo » during the Mexican Revolution… yeah, Buddy, it’s TROU!

It would be the “type” of credentials that would allow a President Marine Le Pen the opportunity to award Elaine Chao the highest accessory on the French Touch arsenal.

Rocket man was a fag… sincerely Starman; and fuck you too, Tommy ⚡️rod… pronounced Thomas Alva “white” Lightning Rod motherfucking Edison, according to Sacramento Bee: the one and only, TESLA.

Salvation for dummies

En contexto, Neil Katyal, earlier in the programming BFM TV casually informed their morning show viewers about the Trump administration’s ministers abandoning their LEGACY (or quitting) one paycheck before Trump presses the Nuke Button.

I note this, Rachel Maddow, on account of giving Jack Dorsey a pat  in  on the back, an atta’Boy for the soul because that Sonovabitch finally decided to shut Trump’s account, would be like praising the “We Only Did as We Were Told” crowd for denouncing their messiah or chosen one two weeks before Russia (USSR) put an end to the Great Big (knot the longest) War before Vietnam. Now, to be fair, the almighty Dollar is not a Godwin reference to Hitler, but then the CULT of Dorsey is money-money-money.

But hey, at least Dorsey has a fip . fr tattoo inked on his beautiful skin. Eye only have a letter arriving from RENNES… fuck it, it’s Weekend Edition, i’ll open the envelope on Monday on account that just like nobody Walks in El Ey, Evrybody gets off on the Weekend… but speaking of Canadians, Joy Anne Reid:

“Nothing is off the table” on The Rachel Maddow Show .:. F77D8225-7B13-4EDC-A03A-3DA136FFF522 .:. Happening right now, on the SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, BFM’er TV plays Ketch-up with TRMS sewage news and how the WASTE WAWA Güeys are excellent fortune tellers for the COVID–fighters.

has anybody noticed if the Mexican President ever got to condemn the assault on The Hill, like his partner-in-Trade and Workforce Conditions, Justin Trudeau has?

or

Is Mr. López gloating like Comrade Putin is doing in Turkey right now, via Zoom®️.

CALIFORNIA y la cónsul peyorativa

Don’t FO’get, HARRY CONNNICT junior
to RELAY to La Comadre Letty que:

NO INSISTAS fip SIREN; mi corazón  es de SUZí

Now we [the staff]
switch it over to
THE MEXICAN CONSULATE in
SAN BERNARDINO:

Previously, on the Opinel files

Previously on: The Opinel files.:.26693DC2-283B-4569-B57D-089E70AA1E29 •|• Don’t shoot The Alien, he is a Messenger, monsieur Brontis, and nevermind “the” Gleason, P nor, “the” Morán, R. •|• This is a Thyme-delayed photo–me, actual Today is Sunday morning in Paris, just beefour Saturday Night Live in New York.

any–Güey Bertrand, fuck you,
and personne, nevermind
the chicanos

…[W]hich reminds U.S.
öüï must send a THYME–delayed signal hasta El Ajusco:

Hola, General, y de Paso… BROZO: chingas a tu madre and for the record, YES,
if you co’me on 2 Mí

FUCK SAINT PAUL,
THIS SPACE
4 rent

then, and only then,
Eye will come–on 2 Ewe

Dear, doña Lemus:

Knock, knock

Knock, knock…

Carlos knocks on my door
Evry other Knight —
— [E]ye ignores that FAG