Fuck Cardinal Glick! The next pope will be from Rhodesia.
I’m gonna land Zeppelin on your little hazing romp… Ewe blog about the things that Nobody cares.
The only good thing about Boston, was a Bird from Indiana, Issy–Eye—is being Petty and Öüï is paying tribute to Mary Jane.
Kube’s Cinco Puntos link and las delicias de Hollywood on fip.
I’m going to sleep.
The Panama Papers are in good hands
and the gold bars are behind the accountants now.
I’m telling you Loki, you are going to like the triangular setup on this dice 🎲 and Öüï begins at Telemundo in the Florida section of New Jersey in, pay attention now— “Cry Baby” Ruhle… in the Madness sector of the’ “Last Boat to Cairo”. Bartleby (Dogma, 19 hundred and 99) goes back to Austin (TX) city limits and digs up the corpse of Fred O’Bannion.
Fred O’Bannion in turn, takes on the role of Secretary of State, Pete Hegseth in “The Continuing Story of The Signal sign… and other assorted Dogma songs”.
Sweet Emotion to be in a Dazed and Confused status because Bukele is going to party like it’s 1999 with 1040³ money.
³~. Death and taxes on Internal Revenue Service forms.
The Pope walks into a bar, hilarity ensued back at the ranch in Pierre when the Nazis from Natchez strolled onto the Capitol of a puppy-killing—goat-sacrificing Governess in the lower of the Tú, —Dakota’s.
In local news, not to be outdone by John Mulaney in L.A., the Pope in Rome (that motherfucker!) will have Whoopie, and Évry motherfucking stand-up comedian-nes isin Rome. In ROME, Perrine, in Rome… now that, that’s Amor, eh! The event will end centuries of INCELS at the Vatican once Bergoglio has Whoopi with Goldberg.
In honor of Francisco getting down with Goldberg, the Lorde, herself, will grant Catholics (those motherfuckers) a funny bone with some elbow grease and a pound of Humérus from one of Eve’s baby back ribs.
Still to come, where in the world is Ferguson, today? Probably speculating about Joe Biden being a terrible Mussolini supporter in Saint-Vincent (Aosta Valley, Italy).
What a difference six months makes, on the university TENURED track…
Sources close to 2014, following the demise of Los Angeles and Big Trouble in Little China Town relay that Alanis Morisette finally grew tired of Francisco’s prayers and goD herself put some humor on the Dogma, at the event, Cardinal Glick was front row with the drummer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in the blistering sun…
And, Perrine Stormed³, the Jean Doctor has left The Valley, Issy, he’s got a Mavericks sticker on his Cadillac, and he could care less about young Americans trying to be pimps with 50¢ in their Jeans, génie 🧑🎤, period.
³~. Please be advised that in honor of the greatest military feat since Independence Day in 1996, Perrine’s nomENclature has been fortified to Nato specs.
Women’s Studies
Winter/Spring Semester 2022/2023 The Importance of Being Freeda de Beaubourg
(3 Cr.Hrs.)
Inquire at the Casting Couch 🛋️ of the European Hospital Georges Pompidou for details, but only if Ewe don’t know what that inscription en La Academia de Salamanca means.
PRE-req: lo que Natura otorgó
La Cágaste Burt Lancaster
HOMBRES 🇪🇸 G
Here’s what RAF Sanchez, that Sephardic prick, won’t tell EWE about in the story about the reconstruction of Notre Dame de ParISIS and, the donation pot 💰 🍯 pot, which according to the Spanish tourists tours around Paris-Centre (1,2,3,4!) amounts to about the round-about EQUIVALENT OF THREE (🐰 3 🐰eye 🐰 tells Ewe!!!) POWERBALL LOTTERY Jackpots in Hoboken,New Jersey 🐇… Narrated by The Paris Chamber of Commerce and its twin sister, The Paris Tourism Board… a subsidiary of Denis Soula, —that motherfucker!.
Have I told y’all what the color of LED and Asbestos looks like over the Seine, flowing (West) in the direction Maison de La Radio? IT IS RIGHT ALONG KENNEDY AVENUE in Front of El Campo de Marte 🪖. Ask David Ignatius at The Washington Post, because on the very They when ∴ Le Coq Violet ∴ fell, that motherfucker (Ignatius not mister Violet) borrowed my line. It’s somewhere along the MAGNUM 📸 archives of this 📜 ScRoll 📜 baby.
Píntame Angelitos Crespos…
A Closer Look at a crippled republican soul from Paris, Texas. It takes a special Christ-loving Texan to celebrate the Season of “Joy”.
Now, according to Cardinal Flick’s “doGma”, Jesus healed the crippled, however, The Messiah herself could not fix Texas 🇨🇱 republican governor Gregg August Pinochet.
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Professor Davis, please be advised that this is the Second draft 🌬️ to an Open Letter addressed to your CHAIR at Room 430 of the Feminist Studies Department in Hippieville, California, also known in Salamanca de Andalucía 🏄🏽 as SANTA CRUZ de Los Sandoval-Ballesteros Ackerman… like Eye mentioned on the previous draft, this is not my first political-driven rodeo in this neck of the Woulds, called Paris, France.
Relevant for this 2nd edition draft of a letter addressed to your CHAIR (think Carmel By The Sea mayor, here) is a fragment of one of your Afro-american student’s anecdotes, and who as the luck Would have it, was the guest speaker on this past weekend’s edition of the Juanito Guanabacoa Show (Aquí somos, aquí estamos) on the Fréquence Paris Plurielle net (106.7).
Escaparate de Leroy Merlin®️… Leroy Merlin®️ is a home improvement retail corporation that sells tools, construction products, appliances, and services, but Évrybody shops at BRICOMAN®️.
Right now, for this 2nd draft, Eye will not be able to provide Ewe with the name of your student on the Juanito Guanavacoa Show, on account that LA Fréquence Paris Plurielle works under the French Bazar system, in-so-far that the content of the grill de “LA Programmation” at 106.3 fm is the sole responsibility of each individual producer of the shows featured en la BARRA de programación, and so for This Moment in Time Eye CAN only provide you the FO’ist name of your student-in-question.
His name is Miguel Ángel, and according to Juanito Guanabacoa (formally Francisco Belmont, of La Policía Judicial de Tequila Sunrise 🌄), M.A. used to pimp Mexican immigrants outside of Home°Depot in SAN JOSE, Califas.
But, FO’ist, we KETCH-UP with Circus 🎪 Producer, Buddy Bizarre (from Blazing 🤠 Saddles) in the role of a notoriously conspicuous White Wu~TANG fan, John Heileman.
In human terms, the War of Independence was Israel’s costliest war with over 6,000 Israelis killed and, —15,000 wounded. The war consisted of 39 separate operations fought from the borders of Lebanon to the Sinai Peninsula and Eilat… according to Wikipedia.
And… Rachel invents Venn Diagrams : “You Are Here”.
Santiago, Jack! Won’t allow Mi to mislead Ewe, that plant below France’s best “vendedor¹” is half of .50
¹.~ Much like the man who Brought U.S. Texas, New Mexico, Colorado, Arizona and, Rachel’s Sacramento Bees, Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón, don Napo got U.S. the Mighty Mississippi.
Sponsored by Brandy Napóleon.
Stanley knew this… Napóleon Bonaparte biggest mistake was to think that his little colonized Corsican ass could be French. So! Admiral Stradivarius, as an undocumented ostrizised tourist at The so-called place Sainte-Opportune, please stand-by for Amal Clooney.
In-house Advertorial
Starring Huckleberry Finn, with special guest, Uncle Tom. Featuring, Evaristo from El Río Frio, y Jorge Saldaña del Cerro del Borrego.
And, GO’ill de Niza Let’s Go To Heidelberg, pues. Heidelberg, the mother of all of Guttenberg presses-es. Look it up… that fucking river is Cold! Cold like a motherfucker.
Dr. Strangelove, Cousin Joe, is a good intro to Napoleón Buenaventura. Stanley wanted to do the Ken Burns version of Josie’s ticket, but Jodorowski reminded Kubrick how these fucking FreeMasons shuffle the cards.
At the turn of the hour, Johnathan Capehart sings La Bamba in brasileiro… knots The Portuguese Manowar and, brings Medusa into the fight. EYE 👁️ REPORTS.
After the break, The American Priest in Paris sends in the coke lovers.
Previously at Saint-Eustache, Father Jacques stole Cardinal Glick’s (GEORGE CARLIN) idea to put a New Spin on the Holy WaWa Punchbowl Palette 🎨 by welcoming into the Church, the Talented mister replays.
She’s also an “hartista” del verbo HARTAR, ask Alicia Menéndez to transliterate… but, CHARLOTTE, that Cunt there has no idea how to spin a Web.
The year is 2026… Written ten years earlier in the Transmission. Hitler is as pedestrian as David Icke, and Godwin’s Law is a play-on-words at Compton’s Casino and Circus.
Nothing happens in a WATT? Any oNe? Nothing happens³ without a golf ball and garden hose!!! If only they had the protection of Shell32 in their Windows95 dNa.
³.~ ZUCKER_bergers
It’s in the books, “So it Go-Go’s
Moovin’ on:
The cows are coming to the BFM’ers barn show.
The answer to Denisa… Cómo quieras quiero, does D.A.T. WO’ik fo’Ewe, Hun? Mezquite! Ewe got, IT!.
Antonio de Cabezón — El pavido navido, o como lo bailan Denisa y Laurent en Allegretto TV: {and} Eye quotes, “con su glosa sobre la Gallarda milanesa y sus diferencias de Aranjuez ».
Of course, you also have to be current with all the Prophets, not just The Rock, Rufus.
And Alice… this is a kind reminder that the fip . fr portrait contest is open to all nationalities but You Have Got to Be French to WIN, could-have-been-CONTENDERS need not apply, —Stella.
And Yasmin V… before you accuse me of jumping on the Basketball bandwagon, do recall that just like The Chinese stole Tocqueville from the Frogs, and the Russians the Champagne… i did tell Lester Holt that the French had a B-Ball academy at Olympiades M-14, turns out that the French had sent a spy to the San Antonio Spurs… all those years ago.
After The Nation with the politics of the Reverend Al Sharpton, Alicia will dive into a holding pattern in Texas where schools districts everywhere will begin to teach the origins story of Walker Texas Ranger.
Literally, can’t make this shit up.
For the occasion, independent school districts across the Lone Star state will hold a vote concerning the new revisionist book covers for the newly revised curricula on the Southern’s version of European Code Noir.
🎶 Si au milieu de la guerre je devais mourir avec un ami cher, je vous ferai part 🗣 Si au milieu de la guerre, je me fais tuer avec un ami cher, je vous ferai part
Previously on, Steal The Word —word.
Dolly Parton, period! Y’all OUGHT TO KNOW that Dolly Parton relieved Alanis MoRieSette starring role in DOGMA, and in a parallel universe Silvester Stallone was about to rhinestone “the hype” out of Flavor Flav and 911 has literally, and parenthetically!!! Turned into a Joke in yo’town!!! THE Humanité
Deer, President-elect Biden,
Pease be advised that your parenthetical accusation of Mr. Messier (N° 45) not wanting to do the job is skewed at best, completely misinformed on account that Mr. Messier (N° 45) “will [parenthetically] WO’ik all They”, making MANY phone calls and TALKING at many meetings … parenthetically enunciating, off-course.
… [A]nd Ashley, no insistas, stick to your Damian’s (colas) at The Pentagone, Brasserie (at la Porte de ISSY casí esquina con el Equinoxe de COLAS à Balard).
🎵 Colás, Colás, Colás y Nicolás Lo mucho que te quiere y lo poco me das Si quieres, si puedes, si no, tú me dirás ¡Ay, qué bonito baila la mujer de Nicolás!
🗣 ´Inche Andrés López Manuel Obrador
quién te viera tan Donald John Trump!
Ahora diga, Serenísima “criaturita”…
[D]e qué sabor va usted a querer
sus chingadas Swedish Meatballs, eh‽
¡BOMB-Ah!
… [O]ff-course, situational opportunist and President of Mexico, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, could not pass by LA OCASIÓN created by a Queen’s Court of Parliament regarding the extradition of Julian Assange.
Disclaimer. | Uso Justo de las noticias del lunes por la mañana… La versión animada del El Profeta por fin tuvo su alfombra roja en la Ciudad de México. Salma la produce, y también le da voz a uno de los personajes de un poeta libanes. 26 perlas de sabiduría (se pueden leer adentro del tomo de 1923), pero también la narración de unas emociones encontradas con la llegada de un barco, y hasta lo que un mexicano conocería como las golondrinas, al final… Trascendió que a La Academia que se ocupa de celebrar la Excelencia de los logros, en el campo cinematográfico, se les olvido celebrar —o poéticamente, ¿por qué no?— pintar: Angelitos Negros para la edición de Los Oscar, edición número: me importa un comino. || Rufus, el apóstol que por estar tiznado de la piel (y de la historia que se cuenta de él ) salió sobrando en el Libro del los Eclesiásticos. Chris Rock le da sabor de sobra —y hasta sabiduría urbana— al Dogma de Kevin Smith. || Noticias vía el CANAL ONCE de México; Bethany, Rufus, D.J. Spirit, y La Serendipia se aparecen invocados por cortesía de los interwebs.
… a lo mejor fue porque la entrega de una greco-tragedia, narrada con voz de negro del South-Side se estreno muy tarde en la temporada de Cine (Dec. 4).
Pero a la hora de ver a los nominados, lo blanco, —fue lo que encandiló.
¡Uso justo de Spike Lee!!!. Y de lo que son, las cosas. | En esa entrevista decembrina —o sea del año pasado— Chuck Todd usó como ejemplo la violencia en Centro América para opacar las cifras de muertes violentas en los EE.UU., ese día recuerdo haberle dicho a la pantalla: no te vayas a morder la lengua. || Y lo que son las cosas, hoy en los EE.UU., un juez ordenó que salga a la LUZ todo lo relacionado con el trasiego de armas del programa que lucró con la venta de armas a TODOS los NARCOTRAFICANTES y SICARIOS del CRIMEN ORGANIZADO en México, eso por supuesto se logró a través de la vía quasi-legal que se llamó Rápido y Furioso. || Noticia vía: MEET THE PRESS por la cadena NBC.
… regreso al rato, voy por un tornillo —neta que sí.
Ahora sí, con ustedes:
El profeta de los hayeks.
The prophet was Jay. | Uso justo del Dogma de Kevin Smith. || Güey, “los hayeks” son un club de teiboleros del Partido de las Alianzas en Manzanillo y Comala — Nada que ver con Salma Hayek y la producción de la obra de Kahlil Gibran.
Servitud inflexible (TPP). | Uso justo de Fishbone y las compañias de Google. | Vía: los interwebs y YouTuv; https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =HQz7CukRy3k
