𝄆 Répétition to the left 🎭 — Obrigato obrador

Good girls go to heaven, bad broads get a Barbie®️ on Deadline in Washington.

…  Quick note to the Brazilian fugitive* :

*~. Yes, that one. The one who killed his girlfriend.

If I could do it all over again, I would not have tried to keep things legal, on-the-level, and most definitely, not as a string reporter. Instead, mister Cavalcante, I would land in BARAJAS just to say that I’ve been to the fucking place and then grab a 9 € bus from Madrid to Paris, which I might add, mister Cavalcante, were not de-regulated back in 2010 when this leg of the journey started. That came later when, the current French president was just another minister next to Manuel Valls’ in Hollande’s house at Le Elysée.



But first, it’s Stanley’s reminder that September is the Mexican “Cinco de Mayo” month, because it is their (criollos) Independence Margaritaville celebration but without the fucking whiteness of college students on break, just a bunch of remote-workers gentrifying a dried-up lake that used to be called Text-CoCo, or some silly nomenclature like that, but in Náhuatl.

… and mister Cavalcante, the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that your fugitive-ass will never see, IT!, read it, {and / or} even glance at it. Long story short, you should ignore all urges to head south of New Heaven and stow yo’Ass on any given life boat of a big ol’Ship and head on over to Le Havre, where your talents are needed for a new crime docu-series on TFI² :

It starts today , offered daily on France 2, is a program in which the testimonies can be terrifying, as was the case recently. This Monday, September 11, 2023, the theme of the program was: “ The murderer lived on the same floor. »

That’s right Mr. Souza, you too can live the dream of Juanito Guanavacoa on rfpp . Net, heck, nigga, I reckon that in no time you could even open your own Capoeira Association of The Law of 1901.

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Tell the mayor there at Havre, that Eye sent you. You are gonna like the way you look, The Men’s Warehouse guarantees, IT!


In local news, “Leave the Gun, take the cannoli »…

1, 2, 3, patada y cod 🐟🐠🎣

Café Tacuba before the Hawaii Incident, the fire 🔥 thank doG, was put out with Chinese Spaghetti on The Democracy of the Guns.


After the Break, the Al Freddo Salsa Ensamble shows you how to tie 👔 a knot 🪢 with your 👅, right now Öüï catches up with “la argentina” whereboludotook the cannoli and jammed his gun. I Literally–Can’t–Make–This–Shit–Up.

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Try the elitists AP courses, o {¡háblele!}.


Across The Atlantic, current Vice-President Cristina Fernández 🇦🇷 refused to sleep with the fishes. And in the U.S. of A., scholastic achievement in Math and English dropped but on the Bright Side of death, all students from K1 to K12 are experts at hunkering down under their desks just like their great–grand parents did with “The Bomb”.

Based on “El Cuarto de La Rocha” y “El General de Natalia Almada”, brought to you by France Culture, anciennement du cœur.

Dear, Mediapart, this 🕸️ is what a Newfont looked like in 2013, i just didn’t have the technology to show Raphaël Moran what Los Amigos de Francia en PUEBLA LOOKED LIKE.

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Squircular rings for Victory!!!

And now, it’s time for Something new for The Préfecture de Paris, and Katty Kay, here is why, because back in 2013, the good ‘fonctionnaire’ in charge of STONEWALLING my process, could not get–IT!, into their dossiers PARA étrangers, that the technology of the THEY was not adequate enough to show

In SPANISH, the Mediapart scoop is only HALF of what López Obrador is doing with JUANITO GUANABACOA’S last EMPLOYER (la policía judicial) before he had to move to Japan!!!… and besides, the SOURCE is OLD, simón—que–$í.

to the Very French, what the election of 2018 in Mexico was going to look like, ESPECIALLY when the new and improved FRENCH gendarmerie had just secured a contract to train the Mexican fédérales. That particular package included a couple of COUGARS, both from the Alliance Française 👯 and the “concurrencía” 🚁 at the War College in West Point.

Any how, the task involved was never to predict who the winner of the MEXICAN election would be (Bernardo Gómez of Televisa Déportées), in ALL of the exchanges which followed I ran into the MAIN stonewall hindering my journalistic project, which in France, only good little Mexican bastards from El Tecnológico de Monterrey at SciencesPo or Sorbonne could engage in… I am of course name-dropping Raphaël Moran from rfi, right here, and that’s all that I am going to say, because the THEN neighbor of Pablo Gleason at La Placé d’Italie was the head honcho of the latinoaméricanos en la ‘bendita’ Agence France Presse at La Bourse, esquina con Vivianne, COLBERT and, The French Society of Photography (magnum) y Reporters Sans Frontières.

In CyberNews… Twitter is about to GET ON MY draft groove.