In Paris, Denisa Kerschovas went Mid-Evil on Tim (not That One, Burton):
Uneaten cupcakes with the Batman logo could still be seen on the ground inside police tape hours after the shooting.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP)… I told y’all that it would be in Burton’s style, –ask Hombres G.
An starring as El Hingenioso Idalgo, in Le Mans de La Mancha (urbana), Denisa Kerschovas… back then they just call Em# sacks, Jeffrey.
Happiness is a warm gun 🙃
This of course if you are new to this diatribe, is an INTER°MISSION for a Memorial in Texas and a reminder that with the support of ELON MUSK, the Brooklyn Bridge can be the beautiful bridge to a better CHINESE DEMOCRACY on both sides of the ATLANTIC… heck, we’ll have that Ken Burns motherfuckershoot a pretentious documentary for the Sacre Beaubourg, as the good people on the MorJo Show catch-up to our YESTERDAY triangulation with FLORENCE en la LUNA of ARTS et MÉTIERS (Métro Line 3 and 11) during our one-güey communication ex-change with Satan’s lover, the one and only, Senator Claire McCaskill³… look it up, it’s under the tag, “Lucifer”
And oh, the impetus of Susana Poveda@ fip dot Mingus Mangos Mandas para Mando, who knot to be outdone by the Disneyland Tokio 🗼, she rolled out her word Kamasutra on-air.
Eye will tell Ewe this, though … Audio with Musk smells like a demagogic possession “BATMAN”… are you gonna eat that cup cake?
Never mind The Bollocks, BREXIT has left The Onion.
And starring as La Negra*
*~. 🇦🇷 Mercedes Sosa interpreting El canto de 🇬🇹Rigoberta Menchu:
— 1876: The U.S. recommends all native tribes to evacuate themselves to the land assigned to them by the Washington commanders.
🃏 — we now return to our Strip Texas Hold’Em# Poker Stars 🤩.
Mientras tanto en 🇬🇹 Guatemala, white phosphorus is better than pyres, and this is where 🇵🇪 Dora 🇺🇸 meets “Condorito”, whose spirit recently left the Dallas Metropolitan Zoo on under 🙈 mysterious 🙊 circumstances, hilarity 🐒 ensues when a quirky Colomboesque* type with a pair of solid ❤️ hearts ❤️walks into The Fountain at the Rockefeller/Comcast Rainbow Lounge.
*~. Of, “The Never Ending Story”, “Just One More Thing”, Falk 🕵️.
†1980: Guatemala City …several political dissidents and indigenous peasants storm and take control of the 🇪🇸 Spanish embassy to protest against the genocidal treatment that the local natives called 🗿 The Mayas are going through.
Just some good ‘ol boys…
🗿~. Actual “Maya” stoner head according to the PANCHO VILLA CODEX.
At noon the Guatemalan police enter the embassy and proceed to burn the indigenous locals with white phosphorus. 36 die inside of the SPANISH embassy.
1922 : la police 🇪🇸 espagnole disposera de 💨 gaz asphyxiants, 🐕🦺 de chiens, de 📯 sifflets et de ♣️ gourdins métalliques faciles à utiliser.
Two people survive, one being the 🇪🇸embajador Máximo Cajal López (1935-2014) and the 🇬🇹 peasant Gregorio Iujá-Shoná (who will be kidnapped from his hospital bed on the same night and TORTURED by a Guatemalan version of Juanito Guanabacoa, until GREGORIO dies).
Cover letter, o como dicen los franceces-es-es, Motivational Mémoire for the job of janitor³ at Futuro Media.
Con la ausente participation de Amanditititita²… Día 🇪🇸 e en la ñ del Instituto Cervantes y el ayuntamiento del Distrito Federal en los 🇲🇽 EEUUMM.
³~. As a pre-cursor to the so-called “dreamer” generation in France (2011-now) i can attest that one must be FRENCH to get a job in media (anywhere in the Globe)… and there’s a reason for that.
Hold a bachelor’s degree in FrancoPhonies studies from the HEROIC University of Veracruz ☄️.
¹~. 💥 2013 –in 🇲🇽 Mexico City an explosion occurs in the ⛽ PEMEX 💸 Executive 🐭Tower , leaving a total ☠️ 36 dead and 🤕 100 wounded.
Just the facts – Dora, are you now, or have you ever been a “terraka” del Sendero de Lumière en Saint—Germaine-des-Press de la rue Guillaume ?
elDorado¹ de 🦁 Sciencespo 🦊, featuring 🇲🇽 Alejandro Poiré as Harrison Phord in the role of an archeologist at the Bibliothèque public d’infomercials (sans social media) Georges Pompidou; musical guest, ALICE COOPER.
— 1977 – en París se inaugura el Centro Pompidou… ¿en dónde está la biblioteca?
Dear, Antonia and Janice, the answer to the opening question of your Dora l’Exploradora popularity contest is always, Frida. Not J.Lo, not. Not Dora, — it’s Frida 💅, period…
In this section of the plan Öüï covers a review of a Latinx “oldie but goodie” from the same WASP executives at Nickelodeon that brought you Jimmy Neutron and, … [pause] … —BLEU Clues!!! 🐶.
Only a fool would say that, Dan… solo un tonton diría eso, Dora.
— 2020 🇬🇧 The United Kingdom’s membership within the 🇪🇺 European Union ceases in accordance with Article 50, after 47 years of being a member state.
Detrás De Los Soberones Cerros del Asalto a Carlos Marín.
Los Hijos de Obrador
School’s Out… if you want to.
Continuing with THE CELEBRATIONS OF THE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF FORCED DISAPPEARANCES, in the Mexican state of Sonora, the same where Fernando “El Toro de Navojoa” Valenzuela hails from, a middle-school teacher working part-time at a Mexican “CIRKLE K”, was picked up by members LA GUARDIA NACIONAL in civilian uniform. The middle-school teacher’s whereabouts remain unknown, donc, School’s Out for the They, in a little city in Sonora. Welcome To My Nightmare, GUTFELD!
Fast Times At FOX NEWS Montessori HIGH
… and with that moan on FOX News, Öüï now returns to, The Problem with Maths is THE ELITIST nature of the Education Tourism Boards where the Tale of The Tape in the Katie Thang vS. Katie Benner bout continues.
Stéphanie Ruhle is at Ringside… and Steph is Showing her guns, Martin Luther Reverend opened The Prayer Session at The Mexican Senate.
In Argentina, not to be outdone by Stephen Baldwin of, “Oswald was a fag” fame, Ruby Tuesday made a cameo on Cristina Fernández, Ted Cruz dad is at Ring Side with Leo DiCaprio and Gutfeld’s 17 year–old sister.
This is what happens when there is no News Rocket Surgery, or something like that, any how, GUTFELD wears a Tanga in Hilo, Hawaii, and plays fetch the ULTIMATE Freesbee™.
[Voice of Jimmy Lennon Jr., is used to introduce Katie Benner, Öüï caught Jimmy Jr., just after his dad tried to Keep A Straight Face after seeing the Moonwalker ®️ dance on the Ring].
—Inflated out of the RED Corner, Katie Benner brought an NBC facemask and her secret weapon is D’ahhhhhhh CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY…
_ Katie Benner is the long lost illegitimate daughter of a man, —a LEYENDA pound-for-pound really— of a man from PERROS BRAVOS, Nuevo Lyon, México, who went for CIGARROS A HONG KONG… Benner hails from Mexicali B.C., but she doesn’t do TKT’s—ese, Benner the “Beaner” only does TKO’s.