The morning after… Porn for Victory!!!

Previously on It Ain’t Over until Ms. Daniels sings:

El güero más prieto… morena-francia invita.

Stormy Weather… and still to come, it’s “Olympic style sychophanty” and Senator Ted Cruz’s wife “[B]aila como Juana la cubana”.

matographical films and El Carnal de Las Estrellas presents:

2 de junio en México followed by, “number 9, number 9, number 9, …” in Central European elections time.

Évry body’s in LA, fucking French sycomores… 🌴

70 elections around the Globe including México and Taiwan can’t be wrong, and but if they are RIGHT, Mommy Meloni might just take her top off.

Musical guest Original Soundtrack courtesy of:

Los Cogelones y La Mala Mata.

But first, Öüï touches base with Susana Pubeda and extract the evidence from that Cinematographic bitch of all of the Baby Elephant abuse going on at Issy-les-Moulineaux… Voce abusou de NOCTIFER. Later in the revolution, LUCIFER will drag your collective fishtails down Planet Caravan (in LA) and, “… sail through endless skies.”

¿30 millones de amigos?… I reckon that Roberto Carlos only requested “Un Millón de Amigos”, what are you Greedy with Antonio Carlos Jobim, Ms. Porten-Kalten López?

Youse not gonna get a-güey with, IT!, Susana Puveda 🐘 Éléphants Never Forget… heck, Ewe 🇮🇱 motherfuckers think that the Brothers Grimm were “Frightining”, let Mí, coqsuckers introduce you to the Brothers GEEFS:

Uso justo de Black Sabbath. No devils were harmed in the killing of Mancini’s “Baby Éléphant Walk”… rhinocéros on the other hand, lost their most precious possession in order to get Winnie Pooh’s  prick erectile in function as the Taiwan election fast approaches.

 

Shine on, you beautiful Génie du mal, Shine-on ✴️♀️

 

Dear Conan de la O… this is a PSA 4U

TimeStamp in South Carolina and a Philadelphia guitar store is:
9:45 pm.

hoy_en-la-novela-de-las-9

Al regresar, Katy Kay & Katy Tur review the courts and the Democratic weight on ‘theMexican IPO’s… this segment is being brought to you by Leche Lala y Tequila Cuervo… After the Kats review the parties, Rachel Maddow does her signature Cocktail Moment, tonight she gets her Kicks concocting “The Lactose Crow,” one-squirt of LaLa milk and 3-shots of Pepé Cuervo [de preferencia: Añejo o Reposado]. —|— Uso justo de todos los IPO’s en los EEUU, y de los medios por los interwebs.

Right now the fiscal calendars that hang across Brian Williams, D.C.’s  bureau  dictates that it is Black History month, and according to the 11th hour, Trump-era deportations have begun.

Dyn-o-mite!

Dyn-o-mite!… and in an effort to keep up with the new streamlined relations between the Erdoğan regime in Turkey and the Peña Nieto administration in México, the staff [here] is avoiding the alert “Breaking News,” and instead focusing on a popular catchphrase on ‘the’  CBS in order to ring-you the news.

 …

Dear Conan O’Brien:
Please be advised that
during his visit to collect the Atoms for Peace remains,
allá en Mexico State,
president Barry de la O missed the opportunity
to take with him the magical experience of tasting
Enrique’s Own chorizo de Toluca...
y que no se le pase probar esas míticas ‘quesadillas sin queso’;
nada que ver con aquellos
lonches ahogados de Philadelphia

Estimada redacción de los Salinas Pliego... no querrán ustedes decir [de la boca de don Diego] —unos valedores bien a todo dar— en lugar de la expresión "...unos muy frescos y malos hombres!!!". Dicho de otra manera, ¿que acaso no se acaban de quedar sin AIRES ACONDICIONADOS???

Estimada redacción de los Salinas Pliego: no querrán ustedes decir [de la boca de don Diego] —unos valedores bien a todo dar— en lugar de la expresión “…unos muy frescos y malos hombres!!!”. Dicho de otra manera, ¿qué acaso no se acaban de quedar sin AIRES ACONDICIONADOS??? Ahora, si por lo de “malos hombres” querían ustedes [ allí mero, en su redacción ] referirse a los ‘muchachos’ del ITAM, o Dios nos agarre confesados a ‘los facundos’  de los Foros de la Televicracia, entonces sí. Tienen ustedes TODA La Razón— esos güerquillos sí que son bien malos; comenzando por lo RATAS que han sido —y con el favor De Dios— de seguro que lo seguirán siendo. —|— Uso justo de todos los horizontes, y de Madonna en Malawi.

Chorizo Reference: http ://www .milenio .com /politica /Harper-Pena-Nieto-Obama-toluqueno-chorizo-Toluca-Cumbre-Lideres-petroleo-America _del _Norte _0 _248375752 .html