Tag Archives: Jimmy Carter

Les Univers du FIP and … there Ewe go A-gain, Sam³

³~. It’s “play it, Sam”, knot « play it again Sam ».

Issy Jimmy… Syria is on Schatzi’s mind.

And in Washington, Jimmy Carter died and Mika Brzezinski called it in, as she and her co-host have the rest of the year off. Joe and Mika have Nº 39 in their thoughts, prayers, and mimosas in Nantucket.

“To they is the greatest!” and with that spell and a swift stroke of her paintbrush, Yoko Ono plastified The Beatles using a lock of Ringo’s mop head and thus turning the former Quarry Bank Grammar School Beatles souls into rubber. The day was Yesterday, but in Hilo, Hawaii, 30 minutes remain of December 29 of 1974, in case you and the people who live on the hill with Peggy Lee are keeping time.

Öüï last left The second fiasco on the Crossing between Two Transepts as Elon Musk was laying eyes on Carla Bruni and two ferns between her, —apparently.

https ://apnews .com /article /jimmy-carter-playboy-lust-adultery

For whosoever flipeth the first Centerfold should throw the First Stone (Jagger) at Bob Dole. But seriously Volks, can you blame the president for also flipping through a Playboy magazine while reading about SARA JANE MOORE and her reasons for wanting to assassinate President Ford (Nº 38).

In a read statement outside of Abbey Road Studios on W57 Street in Manhattan, Yoko explained the next chapter in Lennon’s ‘life’ and thanked FIP⁸ for sponsoring her next enterprise, The Plastic Beatles Band.

⁸~.  https ://www https://www.f-i-p.com/fr/ .com /fr/

From the outside looking in: Pete Rose

The Gambler

You never count the hits… when you’re stealing 3rd Base at the top of the 9th.

🥀

Moving on 💯 Happy Birthday, Mister Peanut!

Just between Ewe and Mí, how much did the 1980 General Élection cost? Friends in low places relay that in The U.K. the obscene 50 million £ cost of rosbifland elections can’t begin to compare with the pornographic billion-plus tag of any given first 🇺🇸 Tuesday in November.

En fin… Knot, to be undone by John Wayne and Susana Puveda romp on Sunday, Joe Scarborough jumps on the Country Movies soundtrack bandwagon and the son of a bitch brings out Garth Hill to compete with Alias.

With that in mind, get out your POPCORN 🍿… the first feature is, “So Now You Want To Be A Communist?

So Now You Want To Be A Communist? Is the story of AUTOMATION and U.S. of America dock workers.

So Now You Want To Be A Communist? Is now playing on every motherfucking dock from TAMPICO, Tamaulipas, and along the Zydeco sounds, under the ARMPIT of América, which is Florida and over and up next to where the 🌬️ thunder ⛈️ just 🌀 rolled and along the Carolinas all the Way To Bruce Springsteen’s home. Glory Days, —indeed.

Previously on The Rock that shaded Mars

Deer, Chris Rock:

Aguas

¡Aguas!!!

Take a closer look, Sir… you know what else ne marche pas le mardi?

— Bars in France.

To which a bunch of Rosbifs (and some Scots) suggested that they change (convert) the name of all Frog dives to P.S.I..

This has BEAN a CaramBAR joke.

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What would Jimmy do?

Efeméride para Juan Pablo

Efeméride para Juan Pablo — IT’s an Ideology, not a CULT  .:. 88EA0399-B879-4FE7-8965-EB5FB0333EEC 🎥 D.A.T. D.A.R.E. is quite a COIN•Sí•DANCE, Rolo Lamire, what’s D.A.T.? Last Tango on your Wall‽

It was 40 years ago, the show that asks Mika Brzezinski what the 39th President of the United States would do if instead of a Pole, a Gaucho had visited Washington, “all those years ago”.

Misheard quotes over the known news.

“Maybe I’m a muse”, said Donald John Trump upon learning that Jimmy Page is immune to any copyright lawsuit.

— COINcidently on that STAIRWAY (which now has been named after Herr Goebbles) to the Truman Balcony, at “the peoples house” in Washington, D.C., and where Donald gave the entire Universe a Masters Class in Propaganda, “There’s a (first) Lady WHO‘s sure, all that glitters is Gold,” and she SURE IS fighting The COVID’s on account that if she goes, she’s not getting anywhere near the gates of heaven… Yeah Buddy.

And Kasie DC, must öüï remind thee that Zeppelin goes here‽.

Y En Chiapas

Y En Chiapas .:. BFC54581-857F-491A-9A08-015A75F6A183 👞🥾👟👠🥿👡 Los ZAPATIsTAS se ponen flamencos con La Unión Europea.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/10/06 /iremos-a-europa-a-encontrar-lo-que-nos-hace-iguales-ezln -7445 .html

[COINcidence, Cousin Joe?… only if it’s Joe Cuba, from el barrio, just ask our Left–of–CNBC representative in the eastern part of the Bronx, portions of north–central Queens, and Rikers Island in New York City]

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With D.A.T. in mind, öüï now return to the FT’s accurate assessment of Latin America’s newest strongarm. But to be fair, the proposal for a referendum that asks the Mexican electorate if past presidents of “the backyard”, as “the company” calls Tamaulipas and the rest of the federation that makes up “El Plan Mérida” and other assorted “dirty wars”, should be subject to accountability under a Mexican court of law, —which, by that güey— in the case of Mexico that particular referendum is not necessarily a despot’s move, again, in the case of México, what was strange about that whole incentive was the wording concocted by John Mill Ackerman and delivered by Andrés Manuel López Obrador, WHO, by that güey happens to be the Ackerman household maternal unit’s spiritual leader and, boss…

You See, Cousin Joe, here’s where Ewe –motherfucker– is Wrong.

… your jubilee celebration about the Koch brothers recognition that they fucked up when they chose political partisanship over Country, along with Generalissima’s Jordan assertion that those two motherfucking oligarchs “know” how and “where” to place their money on a political campaign is EXACTLY —motherfuckers— what has landed america (sin acento) on the sacrificial boulders of the Houses of The Holy… sort of speak; because Ewe, —motherfucker— of all people should know that the pretty pink babies butts on that album cover are nothing more than the sacrificial blood for a system that does not give a flying fuck for the future of humanity.

Full disclosure, we [the staff] don’t believe in God, still, we respect those who genuinely do.

So, Cousin Joe, respectfully, we [the staff] believe that when you cheer the two motherfucking oligarchs, a.k.a. as the Koch brothers for re-directing their blood–money for the next election, well, fucker, that is kin to celebrating  a Federal U.S. Judge order to release “MANY” but not ALL of the detained asylum seekers that were administered “psychotropic drugs on its wards.”

Nice start, but those motherfucking DRUGS should be illegal in the first place, —motherfucker— tell me otherwise? It is because of YOUR very SPONSORS, the big pharma industry, that those Dangerous Drugs are o.k. with the Federal DRUG SCHEDULE.

If we [the staff] didn’t expressed this sentiment before, let it be known:

 FUCK THE KOCH BROTHERS
… and
CITIZENS UNITED
as well, Ewe’ALL!

IN OTHER nEwes…

… context continues to develop.

Fuck it…
Let’s Play HARDBALL:

“REALITY [shows] BITES”

COMING UP: THING two

Religious attack my ASS!

JEFF SESSIONS, the attorney general is a motherfucking CULTIST. FUCK HIM and his backwards faith movement.

… oh, the  GNOME in action.