Novena anti Carismática — The French invent The Olmecs

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The last time that we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog-presse] tried to dance está DANZA en el Branly, on October 2014 with The Mayas, both Armando Segovia, and Armando Serrano Prieto were sidetracked by two events, the first being the revocation of our French Talents and Skills visa, while the second involved a grand manifestation on account of a student called Julio César Mondragón, 42 of his classmates, and off-course, of course, a little league fútbol team. AUSSI, on that DAY at the Tokio Palace we had the opportunity to meet the one and only, John Mill Ackerman and his wife, plus we also secured an interview wit RAPHAËL Moran from Radio France International and the APRO (proceso) in México.

With D.A.T. in mind, ÖÜÏ begin the plegaria in Ottowa where the nun, Alanis Morrissette. In•Deed, for those keeping score of our segment, “Misheard Lyrics”, Sister Morrissette had a little trouble arranging Irony and otherwise unfortunate or untimely events into one of her spells, “and isn’t, IT, ironic?”, dearly Bee Lovers, D.A.T. the Empire that gave the World the “War On Drugs” has a doped-up tax-evading, pussy-grabbing, and liar-in-charge with the codes to blow up the Earth?

Ladies in Gemini: The Back of a RATP Bus

Ladies in Gemini: The Back of a RATP Bus 🇺🇸 8EE13144-A237-4198-9D87-B4952A9CD348 🇫🇷 It’s a hybrid, just like this year’s chemistry Nobel. —_!_— And Cousin Joe, right now the Cardinal  Brzezinski, —your first love— is on the Karaoke Machina singing something about that frame D.A.R.E. being a little on, como dicen en Amsterdam: a little THICK in the Bottom, but still is looking alright

Right now, Reverend Al, it is incumbent on the United Nations National Security Council to demand that The President of The United States, Donald John Trump be given a “time-out” under the provisions instilled in the chapter that covers “when the president goes bat-shit crazy”, so-pena de recibir los mismos putos embargos a los que Los EEUU han estado acostumbrados a girar desde el World Bank.

https ://www .nytimes .com/2020/10/08 /us /iran-sanctions-banks-united-states .html

O como dicen los franceses

O como dicen los franceses 🗯 E3FD7409-9684-499D-833C-4800CA269212 ☢️ A La Malagueña.

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Meanwhile in WaWa Land, the CAT Signal has been activated and so D.A.R.E. was only one thing D.A.T. Teeny Tiny Cat could do… find out what that Thing is after the break.

Remember now, Cousin Joe...

Remember now, Cousin Joe, you must suspend reality .:. B49B4FB1-26F9-432D-B06E-D1D71223D7EB 🎬 Fidel is running the Market in Wall Street, and El Che is now El Bacán at The Vatican.

Gooooooooo, Yankees!

The Los Ángeles Times must apologize for this propaganda: https ://www .latimes .com /espanol /deportes /articulo /2020-10-05 /dodgers-y-astros-favoritos-de-amlo-para-serie-mundial

Deer, Avi Velshi — “Por eso son reyes”.

Lorem Ipsum: ¿porqué no le salpicas GOYA a tu sazón J.C.? Al fin que como dicen tus hijos los mejicanos: ¡comes y te vas!

Hable Sr. Gonzalez, ¡Hable!

Y hay hasta para llevar

Aquí hay hasta para llevar .:. 99A07E4E-9D96-4AFF-AEDC-D4C7EA4C33E0 .:. Starting con:
LOS HILOS DE LA AFP on I.C.E.

Now, Fantastic Negrita on the AM Joy, take a deep breath (no pun intended) and carry on. Nevermind u.s. because aside from the fact that you will not read this, neither will the human pet of Buddy the former executive dog, [it was a tragedy the way that Socks treated that po’Chocolate labrador] but if they did, they would sense beyond a doubt that we don’t select the current events of the week, but being D.A.T.:

https ://www .20minutes .fr/monde/ 154935-20070430-quand-terroriste-combattant-liberte

In the last week, which in dog years is like three months or so, former Attorney General of the United States under George W. Bush made a cameo on the circuitry of the Talking Heads.

Dangling participle

We must relay to former U.S. Attorney General, Loretta Lynch D.A.T. it is not cool to go on National cable TV and take the fifth.

https ://monoaureo .com /2020/08/05/beirut/

Now, i don’t know what it is about the former Attorney General that makes me (little ol’ Armando Segovia) feel uneasy about him, wait, I got it, ah-ha!!! I remember now, he looks like a cunt, but that shouldn’t disqualify him from working or being benevolent just because he’s got a bullet point on his curriculum that credits him as working for Bush 43.

A tu salud, Georgina

A tu salud, Georgina Moreno, a tu salud y a la de don Gilberto Forrest Saldívar.

No, Secretary Clinton, Sr. Gonzalez’ mug should not be the reason for criticizing his appearance on the morning shows, but his reluctance to answer a simple question about his field of expertise, is! Because being the personal attorney of a former u.s. president, and i (little ol’ Mando) is not talking about Nicolle’s former boss; but the DAD! George Herbert Walker Bush 41 should make of mitten face (Gonzalez) the perfect pundit to talk about Attorney General William Barr and his expeditious way to follow the LAW in the way that his number one client, “individual one”, which the world knows as the President of the united states of america, interprets ityeah, Buddy!

https ://www .msnbc .com /morning-joe /watch /fmr-u-s-ag-s-co-chair-new-covid-19-criminal-justice-commission– 89573445633

Dangling participle2

Our apologies to professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Jr. .:. C7F9F30B-92F5-481D-B473-B0414565A2D5 ⚖️ We regret to postpone Jimmy’s anecdotes from you recent best-seller but, darn it! Professor, the Atty’s in the frames next to your reading material in the background decided to hit the mute button when asked about the minute-by-minute shenanigans happening at their former 9-to-5. _—•!•—_ First it was AG Lynch who declined to cast aspersions on the Barr, and then Mr. Gonzalez went hiding under Ms. Lynch’s faldas.

And so, for Mr. Gonsalitos, to not talk about a fundamental question about the Executive Power (specifically about your current counterpart, William H. Cunt… wait scratch D.A.T…. William Barr) in real time, sounds a lot a like Robert DeNiro not wanting to write a summary of his motherfucking report in Real Reality Time, but in the Privileged Reasonable Time that the Nation wished that it still had.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /news /style /wp /2018/04/09 /feature /dennis-kucinich-was-mocked-in-his-presidential-bids-turns-out-he-was-the-future-of-politics/

Indeed, Alicia Menendez, indeed… them Eddy Currents are at an all time high, and they are probably gonna bee getting in the Air tonight. So nevermind them dangling participles, we’ll cut’em off at The Pass.

Still to come: Fake pinto sack de feijão

But first, In an effort to not fuck-up Democracy, so pena de ser clausurado, we the staff are now going to suspend our temporal awareness and hit the self-censor blackout drive switch and try not to bring up any tangent that might hurt the election of the next president of the United States. So, nevermind, Mr. Gonzalez… carry–on, we are not going to ask you if now that you are no longer in the Empire building business, would you in good-faith tell is if Luis Posada Carriles was a terrorist or not?.

But before we talk about it on the other side of Mika Brzezinski’s Morning Show, don’t you motherfuckers forget that the “Dennis” below ⤵️ did Speak Up in real time, AGAINST former C.I.A. Director, George Herbert Walker BUSH, when n°41 asked his son, n°43 at The White House, to release his “anti-Cuba” asset in detention at an I.C.E. facility in El Paso, TX, way back when Luis Posada Carriles pretended to be a “wetback” (not an indo•cum•entado) when he tried to hatch yet another plan to overthrow the Comandante that General MacArthur wished he could have been.

Alberto Gonzalez

Alberto Gonzalez has a C.U.N.T. face, and he’s the WASPiest Beaner East of that West Texas Town of El Chuco.

For the record: General Patton might have been a sonofavitch but, at least he was our most dependable sonofavitch, which is why he is rolling in his grave as Donald Trump’s Secretary of State is to chicken shit to bring up RUSSIA during the non-existent National Security Briefings at Melania’s rose garden.

Still to Come:
Indeed

Indeed .:. 09E0D847-EB43-4310-97A3-D2AE44D4C651… öüï are talking Royalty here, princesse!

Paola Ramos stars as Teenie Tiny Cat

Sgt. García: llévale mi canto — Demasiado Corazon (sin acento)

El Fondo:

Right now at the Parade field (yes the very same one where Teenie Tiny Cat is being celebrated for properly standing his post until properly being relieved) is animated by an outfit of “Cubanos Postizos” and Don Quijote who are dancing with Demasiado Corazon (sin acento).

Private Property de La Mancha.

The following must be read in a
Brian Williams voice
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Brian Williams:

Well plug a 9Volt up my ass, strap me to an Abrams Main Battle Tank and call me “aRTooDito,” last weekend Sergeant First Class Craighton “oddball” Australius III and the remaining misfits from B Company from the 3rd Brigade 321 Armor Division successfully engaged and destroyed an enemy squad just ouside of the Eastern perimeter Front, where all is quiet now.

It wasn’t an easy skirmish by any means and as a priviledged witness I can bring back the testimony of the loss of the legendary tank crew of SFC Don “wardaddy” Collier, who was guarding the Eastern perimeter Front just as last week’s portion of the parade was welcoming Sarah Chayes from the Afghan front, and who at the time, was scheduled to deliver a speech about corruption and graft by chicken hawks who’ve never set foot on the battle front. The “lonesome” tank crew known as “Fury” was hit right in the ass by an enemy RPG team just as SFC “oddball’s” track was clearing a grassy knoll; needless to describe you can imagine the volley of coaxial M240 and M2 .50 caliber machine gun rounds that (literally) shread the entire enemy RPG team to a pulp.

TimeStamp: The Year of The Cat… “Aprés l’Amour” in night and day à Paris —Corazon… because “the ARmy” keeps rolling along.

…she was last seen just ouside of Saint Sulpice (75006) under the poets canvas marché speeding on a red muscle car and heading Westbound from Paris towards Le Mans in La Sarthe.

Stick around because coming up on the programming, John Heilemann gets all “straightforward and candid” in “Real Time” and gives us [the staff] a SitRep on Sgt. García’s progress in finding the trail of « Lightning McQeen ».

… TimeStamp: 0600 hours in CET.

¿Cumbia de dónde, de Calexico? — No, güey… en La Madre… ¡Chihuahua!!

En Urique, Chihuahua, hay seis habitantes y ahorita Faltán Seis para Las Cuatro².. in MST.

Mina Río Tinto… casí esquina con Lluvia de Oro

TimeStamp with Kasie Hunt is All Day And All of The Night: 16h45 in Central Siren Time.

Previously on asegovia3 

México es líder natural en los países que hablan español”.¹

Jaime el obedienteEl chofer obediente. Por Sabina Berman — Un texto ficción (QUE NUNCA PODRÍA PASAR EN México, mucho menos en Chihuahua) sobre la Minería. El texto ficción trata sobre un cabrón que dice que en el caso en que ganara AMLO, ese Cabrón se mudaría a Chile a “cojer” minas por aquellos rumbos donde según ese Cabrón, pues el Bendito Gobierno de por allá si deja que se las coján… a las minas por supuesto.

… and in Washington, Lieutenant Hunt is still wearing a Full–Dress (utility) uniform and Chief Warrant Officer Williams remains a stow-away on a Main Battle Tank’s bustle rack.

Hey, Jimmy, where’s my cup of joe?

At the parade field Sergeant First Class Craighton “oddball” Australius III, and the remaining misfits from B Company from the3rd Brigade 321 Armor Division present arms to Teenie Tiny Cat for properly standing his post until properly being released; to that cat’s right, sits a newly promoted General Chris “Colt” Matthews, “the Colt” just  took over Carroll O’Connor’s outfit of pencil pushers at the MSNBC Depot.

Right now, however, es hora de darle en La Madre a las noticias, o como dicen en los medios de los países que hablan Inglés: 

 

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It’s Time for another edition of:

Breaking The News, with your Host Sabina Berman, who is ‘Almost Live’ from La Sierra Madre Occidental (Western) Range.


Sources de la fuente contaminada de la mina Rio Tinto S.A de C.V.

1.  Sabina Berman durante el llamado “post debatitlán” con Brozo, “The Shady Clown” en la sala del “Charro Amarillo”.

¡Brozo!!! [Ja, Ha, Ja—Kabrón] ¡ Chingas a tu madre (allá en la sierra o en la playa en dónde tu andes”!!!).

2 Berman, S., “El chofer respetuoso de Germán Larrea“. Vía: El Universal de México… porque México es el país más Universal de todos los Universos que Hablan en Español; o algo así.